Chapter 61: Deser Grows Hair Out

After eating the acacia cake, Zhou Yu and his father sat under the grape trellis and drank stone tea to rest the cold. I don't know what Lu Dao is for Zhou Yu at this time, Zhou Yu suddenly thought of Zhou Hu at this time, this guy doesn't know if Lu Dao is lucky or has a sharp nose, anyway, from childhood to adulthood, as long as it is cooked at home, almost this kid can be touched.

In order to confirm his guess, Zhou Yu stood up and walked to the gate of the courtyard at once, and after coming to the door, he looked left and right to see that he didn't find anything suspicious, and then he came to the rattan chair and continued to drink tea.

At this time, Wang Guilan fed the three little wild boars in the backyard, and saw that her son's behavior was a little weird, and she couldn't help but wonder if her son was going to do something again, so she said angrily: "Xiaoyu, what were you doing just now?" ”

Zhou Yu smiled and said to his mother: "Mom, I'm not a ghost, I want to confirm whether the three donkeys have any special functions, I remember that this kid came as soon as he smelled delicious food, and it was a little incredible, it was just too godly." But I didn't see him come this time, which proves that this kid was purely lucky to let him catch up before. ”

Seeing that her son said something interesting, and then thinking about the three donkeys as her son said, Wang Guilan giggled. However, in Wang Guilan's eyes, Zhou Hu is a good boy, and he has to say a few words about his son at this time, so he said to Zhou Yu seriously: "Xiaoyu, although you and the three donkeys are not brothers, but they have been brothers, you don't bully him at every turn in the future, although this child is sometimes a child, but he is definitely a good boy who is sensible and filial, you will be kind to others in the future." ”

Zhou Dingguo, who was close his eyes and recuperate next to him, was a little dissatisfied after listening to the old woman's words, opened his eyes and said, "What do you know about a woman's family?" There is no one bullying anyone between Xiao Yu and the three donkeys, that is called brotherly love! I pinched the third child when I met when I was a child, and I really him off, but so what? Do you see that now the third child and I are not the same as brothers? ”

Zhou Yu gave a thumbs up and praised his father, "Dad, you're so right, it's still men who understand men!" ”

As a result, Wang Guilan gave the Laipi father and son two white eyes, and then went to clean up the outhouse. The two of them glanced at each other and let out the same stinky laugh. The father and son's first collaboration after two years apart is perfect, how can you not be surprised?

Before the afterglow of laughter dispersed, he saw a pot lid exposed at the entrance of the courtyard, and Zhou Hu walked in with a smile.

Seeing Zhou Dingguo's father and son sitting on the rattan chair, they hurriedly walked over, shouting as they walked: "Yo, the second uncle and the second dog brother are here, have you eaten?" ”

Zhou Yu's face was full of black lines, and he felt that what he had just said was a little early. This person really didn't resist chattering, saying that Cao Cao Cao would arrive.

"Three donkeys are here, huh? Just now, your brother was still talking about you, what is wrong with you? ”

Zhou Hu nodded vigorously, came to the front of the table and picked up the tea jar in front of Zhou Yu and poured two large sips of herbal tea, wiped his mouth, and then said: "Second uncle, this is not my second dog brother contracted the pheasant ridge, those two ponds are still empty, I took the opportunity to go out of the car in the past two days to inquire around, and learned that there are two fish fry sellers in Hongqi Town, and it just so happens that I will come back to report to you at noon today, let's sum it up." I'll take my second dog brother to see it in two days, and I can make a profit early by raising fish fry early, right? ”

Zhou Dingguo nodded and said happily: "Okay, three donkeys, the second uncle really didn't hurt you in vain, call your father in two days and let's go and have a look." ”

Zhou Yu was a little moved in his heart, the three donkeys are the three donkeys will always be his good brothers, it seems that he really has to pay attention when he jokes in the future.

This thought was born in his heart for less than ten seconds, and Zhou Hu smiled and said to Zhou Yu with a shy face: "Brother Ergou, I've been here for a while, why haven't you even let out a fart?" Do you think my hairstyle is handsome and inferior? In fact, you don't have this kind of thought, we are brothers, doesn't my handsome mean that you are handsome? "After all, he also posed as a male model.

Looking at the big cake in front of him, Hou Yu really can't be associated with handsome, but the head hurts a little, but he really has a little headache, and he forgot to go to the country of minions just now, and at the same time came to a conclusion in his heart: Feeling guilty about the three donkeys is purely because he can't get along with himself!

Zhou Yu was so angry that he didn't want to speak, so he stood up directly and wanted to make a hungry tiger pounce on Zhou Hu, but was stopped by Wang Guilan, who happened to come out of the house, and Zhou Hu, the kid, was still standing behind Wang Guilan and stuck out his tongue triumphantly at Zhou Yu. Zhou Dingguo didn't speak on the side, but kept smiling and watching the little brothers play.

After making trouble for a while, Zhou Yu suddenly thought that he hadn't told his parents about going to the county seat to pick up the car tomorrow, so he took advantage of this effort Zhou Yu told the matter again, Zhou Dingguo and Zhou Hu were very happy to hear it, how can they do without a car in the countryside? But when I heard that the car cost 40,000 yuan, I was still a little reluctant, but in order to support Zhou Yu's career in his hometown, several people still voted in favor.

A few people were chatting, and suddenly a mountain breeze blew, blowing the breath from the outhouse into the yard, and Zhou Hu, who was spitting stars flying all over the sky, suddenly felt a fragrance wafting to his nose.

Zhou Hu stopped talking, sniffled vigorously, and muttered to himself, "Huh? It's not like a watermelon, it's not like a dumpling, a locust flower? Yes, it's the smell of acacia flowers, but there's something wrong? Could it be the acacia cake? Speaking of this, the guy said loudly to Wang Guilan: "Second aunt, Huaihua cake!" Is our rice made of acacia cake? As he spoke, saliva flowed down his mouth.

Zhou Dingguo and his wife kept laughing when they heard Zhou Hu's words, and at the end, Wang Guilan patted her chest and giggled: "Three donkeys, it's all to blame for the second aunt, as soon as your kid comes, I really forgot about this stubble, but your kid's nose is really good, you wait, the second aunt will bring it to you." ”

Zhou Hu urged impatiently: "Second aunt, don't talk anymore, hurry up?" I ate four steamed buns and a bowl of mutton soup in order to come back in a hurry at noon, and my stomach is still empty, and I can't stand it even more when I smell the fragrance of acacia cake. ”

Zhou Yu was speechless, this thing is clearly a mixture of a pig and a dog!

Zhou Hu sat on the chair and devoured the fragrant and refreshing acacia cake, Zhou Dingguo felt that this kid was indeed interesting, so he frowned and said: "Three donkeys, your second dog brother said that you have any special functions, or why can you touch the second uncle's family as soon as there is something delicious?" At first, your second aunt and I thought he was talking nonsense, but now I look at it, your second dog's words still make some sense. ”

After listening to the words of the second uncle, Zhou Hu, whose mouth was full of acacia cakes, was choked to death, and after quickly chewing the things in his mouth, he cried and said with a sad face: "Second uncle, my second uncle, what is this?" Killing, this is naked killing! If you want to say that your nephew and I have a function of eating, it is just now, but there is really no hair in the special function or anything! If I had a special function, would I still get up earlier than the chicken every day and drive a broken car all over the town to solicit customers? I have to buy a big villa to take you and my second aunt to live, when the time comes, let's buy two copies of soy milk, eat one and pour one, and then buy a few buildings to raise pigs......"

Zhou Yu couldn't help laughing, I haven't seen this kid for a few years, but his mouth is a lot neater, but hasn't this kid heard the saying "It's too big to lose hair"?

Wang Guilan was already amused by this stinky boy, holding on to the table and giggling, and Zhou Dingguo's face turned from white to red to black, and he really couldn't help but raise his foot and hit Zhou Hu's back buttocks, and the piece of acacia cake held by Zhou Hu, who was unsuspecting, was shocked to the ground.

Zhou Hu's words stopped, and when he saw the Huaihua cake falling to the ground, this kid's face showed a distressed look, and he said dissatisfiedly: "Second uncle, our gentleman doesn't do anything, why do you say that you know how to fight and kill all day long like my father?" Besides, if you kick me, kick me, what kind of enmity does this Huaihua cake have with you, you let the family fall on their backs?

You must know that this acacia cake is the fruit of the hard work of my amiable and respectable second lady, this is food! Didn't you educate me that we mountain people should love and cherish food? You wait, see if I go back and don't tell Taigong. ”

Zhou Hu now feels like a cloud, and his little mood is called a comfort. Over the years, I have educated my father and second uncle, and I have been doing some domestic violence at every turn, and now I finally found an opportunity to counterattack, how can I not do my best?

In order to increase the intensity of the counterattack, after speaking a lot impassionedly, Zhou Hu picked up the piece of acacia cake that fell on the ground, wiped it with his hands a few times, put it in his mouth, and chewed it heavily.

Zhou Dingguo had already left his seat at this time, and he didn't speak, but ran tremblingly towards a pile of locust sticks by the west wall. Zhou Yu saw that the situation was escalating, and hurriedly dragged Zhou Hu, who was still proud, in the spirit of protecting his allies, "Three donkeys, the wind is tight, let's hurry up." ”

Seeing Zhou Dingguo coming at him angrily with a big stick the thickness of a duck egg, Zhou Hu was so frightened that his soul was about to fly, so he ran away, but he didn't forget to put two pieces of acacia cake in his pocket before running. The kid shouted as he ran: "Second aunt, I have to hurry up when the wind is tight today, and I'll come to see you in a few days." And Brother Ergou, I said that you have to think about the fish fry, and I will pull you there when the time comes! ”

When Zhou Dingguo chased him to the gate of the courtyard with a stick, Zhou Hu had already run away, Zhou Dingguo leaned against the door and panted, and when he was panting, he laughed.

Zhou Yu was really scared about this, could it be that his father was stupid because of the three donkeys? So he ran to his father and tapped his hand on his back, knocking loudly and saying, "Dad, wake up, wake up!" ”

Zhou Dingguo's face turned green at this time, and he finally scared a broken mouth away, why did this come up with another one who didn't open his eyes?

So he pulled his son away at once, and said angrily: "Don't knock! Lao Tzu is sober and tells you Xiaoyu, you little brothers don't have a good thing! ”

Zhou Yu felt very aggrieved, very aggrieved, the so-called "fire at the city gate, affecting the fish in the pond" is said to be his current self, right?

(Large chapters, ask for recommendations and collections.) This afternoon, I went to the "city" category of "news position" recommendation, and I was still a little excited. Thank you to the folks who have given this book strong support over the past month, it is your support and encouragement that has led to today's small achievements. At the same time, I would like to thank the editor-in-charge, Winnie, for making this recommendation for this book, and I would like to say to you: hard work! Another: Recently, some villagers have suggested that this book is somewhat similar to "Life in a Mountain Village", in fact, I am still very happy, I didn't expect that "leisurely" will leave such a deep impression in everyone's hearts. Ray here I want to make a statement: In fact, both books are the same author, it can be said that this book and "as leisurely" are a pair of twin brothers, when "Mountain Village Life is Leisurely" was written to more than 300,000 words, the results were still good, the collection was about 6,000, and the recommendation was close to 30,000, but due to some resentful reasons, it ended hastily, and I really feel sorry for everyone. This time, I regained my mood and changed my vest with a peaceful mind to write again, hoping to present you with a pure local humor article with a Northeast flavor. There are no messy business wars, bullshit intrigues, etc., the article is still fresh and natural, wide open and closed, humane, and full of positive energy. This book is definitely the best regulator for you after tea and dinner, when you are in a bad mood, so that you will be in a happy mood and smile often. In fact, isn't life just a mood? Solemnly promise: This book has been officially signed, absolutely complete, resolutely not TJ! Please believe that Guangguang does not dare to deceive everyone, because Guangguang does not dare to forget a famous sentence of Mrs. Zhou: The lying child has a little cock!