Chapter 113: The Key to Immortality
Especially the Demon Demon, who hugged the leaf man with a handful of snot and tears, and said: "Master Zu, the Demon Demon has everything, but there is no way to live forever, you old man should bring one!" ”
"you, your grandfather is over there." The Leaf Man flicked his thigh and gave him a mouthful of leaves. The other hall masters and elders also pounced on this and that.
"Don't hug it, I'm not interested in men, and I'm not as good as Longyang!" Qing Fuyi said angrily. The demon made a look at his sister, and the wind and rain and blue smoke pulled the neckline down, revealing the round waves inside, and said, "Grandpa, do you think your niece's small waist is okay?" Still can't get into your eyes? ”
"I'm blind!" Qing Fuyi twitched the corners of his mouth, a crazy family!
"Are you blind? But you can feel it, huh? The wind and rain squeezed him again, and folded his hands on his chest. Qing Fuyi was shocked, and he couldn't speak for a long time. Damn, this is still a leaf body, and you have been teased.
"Your grandfather, I am a ...... everywhere"
"He wanted to say he was a virgin. Who believes his nonsense. The old man of Lone Star shook his head and continued to reveal his bottom: "When he came out of the mountain, he didn't let go of the eighty-year-old woman and the three-year-old baby, and he was called the ** demon of Caoyou Town." ”
"Damn, it's not because I'm hungry for years of beast-type retreat." Saying this, he couldn't help but reach out and grab the crisp chest of the rain and blue smoke. "Yes, it's coquettish."
He grabbed the thin waist of the wind and rain and asked her to sit on his lap. As a result, as soon as Fengyu Lanyan sat up, he sat on a pile of leaves, and half of the leaves were already left.
Lone Star stroked his palms and smiled: "It's broken, Ha Luha." ”
"Hmph, when I recover, see how I play your wind and rain family's MM." Qing Fuyi said angrily.
"Then you're not going to call me 'grandpa' instead? The wind and rain Lone Star said-for-tat.
"Damn, you take advantage of me!"
"Who told you to take advantage of our family!"
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These two old men who are three hundred years old together quarrel like children, and they are not tired of it.
"Grandpa, where are you?" At the door, there was a little girl with very big eyes standing, thin and thin, and her brown eyes were looking at everyone with bony eyes. She was carrying a bag in her hand.
"Ahem." Qing Fuyi saw that it was the little apprentice Sun who arrived, and quickly withdrew the claws placed on the chest of Fengyu Lanyan. Restore a solemn and pure appearance.
I didn't expect him to be disrespectful to the old and have a nemesis.
"It's a little sister." Xiaodao knows this little girl, the one who sang with the old man Qing last time in Gluttony. Later, after rescuing them, I realized that her name was Yu Weiwei. Maybe the old man picked it up somewhere, he wanted to have the same surname as Fengyu, and he was afraid of causing trouble, so he shortened his name to Yuweiwei. It's a delicate little beauty.
She walked straight to Grandpa Lone Star, spread out the burden, and said, "This is the pill that Grandpa and I collected from the first sprouts of the fairy grass on Penglai Island, and Grandpa personally concocted it, mixed with the innate nectar collected from the time when heaven and earth were intertwined. You should definitely take it at the first morning when the sun rises. ”
"Little girl has worked hard!" Lone Star saw that she looked so cute, that is, her black and thin little face was thin and her chin was sharp, so she said to Qing Fuyi: "You see that you are living a life of exile with the little girl, it is better to let her come to Fengyu's house, and we will take good care of her." ”
"That's what I mean!" Qing Fuyi said. He is also worried about where this girl will go when she grows up, and since Lone Star has proposed it, he will push the boat down the river. He's used to being single, and it's always a burden to carry someone.
A group of bachelors rejoice! Now the Fengyu family has another little sister, and it can't be said that they can be matched together.
"But grandpa, your eyes ......" Yu Weiwei was inseparable from him.
"Grandpa is out of the way, grandpa is a person who wants to turn into an immortal." Qing Fuyi hurriedly waved his hand. Damn, you follow me all day long, how can I go to pick up girls.
"Then grandpa, you have to take care, remember to add more clothes at night, don't get caught by the cold. Things should be washed before eating, otherwise you will have diarrhea. The quilt remembers to take it out to dry ...... often," the rain nagged out a long word. Qing Fuyi couldn't avoid it, he hurriedly said to Lone Star: "I still have some things, let's go first!" Xiaoyu will leave it to you. "After speaking, it turned into a wind and blew out." Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa, grandpa......" Yuwei's eyes were full of tears, and he beckoned in the direction where Qingfuyi disappeared.
She turned to everyone again and said, "By the way, grandpa asked me to give this to you when he left." Let you follow the above instructions for health preservation, although you can't live as long as the sky, you can also prolong your life appropriately. She took out a bag, and everyone waited for it, thinking that it was some kind of profound content, but who knew that it was written: "Three meals on time, less illness and less disaster." ”
"It's too easy, isn't it?"
"Is Master Zu fooling us?" They all muttered discontentedly.
"Since you don't like to see these real things, then I'll take out a mysterious one." Yu Weiwei took out a big one from her bag again.
"Twelve Temperament Health Song:
Read more to nourish the gall and worry less, to nourish the heart, abstain from anger, to nourish the liver, to nourish the taste, to nourish the stomach, but to be cautious to nourish the spirit, to follow the season, to nourish the vitality, to be generous, to raise the spirit, open-minded, to raise righteousness, arrogant, frost to nourish the backbone, to endure to nourish harmony, should be modest, to nourish sharpness, not to slack off, to nourish ambition", everyone looks at each other, that is not as good as the first one, everyone can do it. And if the latter one is all done, then it should be a saint, then health is like being a turtle, what is it like to live.
"Bear with him, a dead man's head! Isn't there an easier way? It's like Grandpa Lone Star, and I'm willing to spend a little more money on a pill. Second Master Ming roared.
She saw that they all coveted the elixir in the hand of the old man Lone Star, so she said: "If you have to take medicine to maintain health, I tell you that taking medicine is risky, and it is poisonous." Not to mention the elixir. There is no way for the lone star grandfather, he is close to the limit, and there is no way to maintain his life without taking medicine. ”
Lore came over, put his hand on his slightly shoulder, and said, "Little sister, you have been with Old Man Qing for so long, you should have learned a lot of martial arts, right?" When will you take the time to teach your brothers two hands? ”
"You're wrong!" Yu knocked down the killer's hand slightly, "I've been with my grandfather for so long, he only taught me to sing and earn some pocket money." "Down! It turns out that Qingfu Yi and a little girl are personal servants and money-making tools.
"Grandpa said that he had found the key to immortality in the Fengyu family. He must have gone. Yu muttered to herself in the direction where Qing Fuyi had left.