Star-picking platform.

The clouds are misty, and a fairy is looking at the nether realm.

I saw her wearing a gorgeous dress like clouds in the sky, floating in mid-air, with a little scarlet on her eyebrows, her appearance was more pretty than Hibiscus, and her expression was quiet and indifferent, as if nothing could arouse her interest.

At this time, a gorgeously dressed middle-aged man hurriedly came, his whole body was blooming, the clouds were shrouded, his face was not very clear, and he said to her anxiously: "Disciple, you have done something, you have done a big thing!" ”

"Hey, what's the matter, look at the master, you're excited." She replied slowly.

"You voted for the emperor star in the wrong position, you should have voted for a man, but you voted for a daughter, and now the world is going to be in chaos." The master said worriedly.

"Isn't it the same for a man and a daughter?" A certain fairy continued to be very calm.

"You're the same size!" He stretched out the jade plate in his hand and slapped her on the head, "Originally, the world of Lu in this world respected men, and I gave you this whole mess, and the Emperor of Heaven was furious, and now he is taking it as a teacher to ask for guilt." In this way, in order to protect you, you don't blame the master for my ruthlessness. The master didn't wait for her to speak, and kicked her off the star platform.

"Hey, hey, hey! I'm not ready, hey, you let me bring something......" She was so top-heavy that she fell into the abyss.

"A beautiful fairy, about to hit the ground with her face, wow, ahhhh

She shouted like this, her arms fluttered, and she fell into the cloud river without any image.

……

On the other side, the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. The golden light is shining and the momentum is magnificent.

The immortals and ministers were on both sides, and the Jade Emperor sat high above.

A heavenly general hurriedly trotted over and reported to the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, the little fairy under the seat of the Emperor Ziwei, the ministers and others searched everywhere to no avail, and they searched the Three Realms without even the divine light, so they may have absconded in fear of crime!" ”

When the Jade Emperor heard that he was afraid of crime and absconded, he immediately slapped the table angrily: "His master and apprentice have neglected their duties, of course they will be punished heavily!" There are also the accompanying Twelve Star Monarchs, all of which are put into the Nether Realm! ”

"Jade Emperor, it doesn't seem to be fashionable to sit together these days?" Taishang Laojun said next to him.

"I'm the boss of Heavenly Court, I said Lianlian! Do you have any comments? The Jade Emperor curled up his beard and smiled sinisterly.

"No, no, the old minister doesn't dare!" A cold sweat broke out on Taishang Laojun's head, retreated, and kept wiping his hands with a towel.

The Jade Emperor took out a small mirror from under his seat and looked at his long white face: "Small, dare to be handsome with me?" Emperor Ziwei, you can go down and experience life. The chair of the first beautiful man in the heavenly court is still left for me to sit on. ”

Hearing this, the immortal who was a little bit of a posture below covered his face with his sleeve, lest the Jade Emperor notice him.

As soon as the Jade Emperor raised his head, I damn it, forget that Erlang God, what are you doing with the barefoot immortal?

He was stunned and said to Erlang God: "Nephew, are you jumping by yourself, or do you want me to push you down?" ”

Erlang God said: "Uncle, you spare me, can't I destroy myself?" After speaking, he gouged out the eye of heaven with a bang, and everyone couldn't bear to look at it anymore. Fortunately, they are immortals, and they can be dug up and put back again. Erlang God played a trick on his uncle.

"Damn, you stinky boy, so insincere, you play with my uncle?" With a wave of the Jade Emperor's hand, a heavenly soldier escorted him to the rooftop. Usually just make a joke in private, just forget it, above the main hall here, in front of everyone's eyes, where is the dignity of the Jade Emperor that you make? Is it tolerable or unbearable!

"Bring me a baseball!" The Jade Emperor said imposingly, stretching out his hand. A maid immediately conjured a baseball and placed it in his hand. The corners of everyone's eyes twitched to see what he was going to do.

"Turn him around! Butt side up. The two heavenly soldiers obeyed the order and twisted Erlang God into a buttocks facing up, flat sand and falling geese.

The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes and aimed at the target, the ball was held in his hand, and his arm rotated backwards in a circle, ready to go.

Erlang God peeked back, startled, his legs trembled, "Uncle, don't!" Remembering our nephew's deep affection! For my mother's sake......"

The Jade Emperor threw a ball over! Home run!

"Damn, your mother!" Erlang God's mouth is not clean, and it also fell!

……

"Who else dares to compete with me?"

There was silence down there. It seems that the Jade Emperor has a very good temper today, since Sun Monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he has become an invincible thunderbolt baseball player, he can protect himself or kill people. From time to time, a prisoner is brought up to practice his hands. No, the world is peaceful, and basically there is no one who can match it, so I made up my mind about my minister.

……

"Let's go! Come with me to see that brother in the prison! The Jade Emperor caged his sleeves like a gentleman and led the ministers to the heavenly prison to see the imprisoned Emperor Ziwei.

"Ziwei, what do you think?" The Jade Emperor held a leather whip in one hand, and one leg was resting on the wall next to him without any image.

"......" Emperor Ziwei lowered his head and hung his purple hair, his hair was scattered, he still looked like a beautiful man from the side, those smoky things couldn't hide his Huahua Tianguang at all, and his innate beautiful masculinity made the Jade Emperor feel inferior. No matter how you tie him up, it's also a beautiful man who is bound! How can it make many rotten girls have a desire to protect! (Well, I said, I missed my mouth.) The Jade Emperor raised Ziwei's head, and the two handsome faces lit up the sky, and a glimmer of dawn came from the horizon of the Nether.

"Did you say it was born by a mother? How is it so much worse? Don't do it, don't do it! The Jade Emperor was so ashamed that he whipped him fiercely! Syllable! This whip has fairy power, and the face of the stunning beautiful man is pale, his lips are pursed, and beads of sweat the size of beans appear on his head.

"Jade Emperor, you forgot...... You weren't born by a mother. The old minister behind him said tremblingly.

"Oh, I forgot." He pumped again! "Damn, this beating looks so beautiful, and I don't let the deity live!"

The sound of ecstasy sounded in the prison. The Jade Emperor finished the torture and said to the god who carried him out, "Throw him to me...... No, it is sent to the world in a VIP cockpit. years in advance. Remember, eat well and dress well, after all, it is my brother, and I will still be promoted when the time comes. ”

"I just want to be quiet for a few years, isn't it a fake public and private, do you know the Tao?"

"Oh." The god replied in a dumb voice, and then put the unconscious brother into a high-class toilet, and several people carried him, shouting, "One, two, three, throw ......."