034 Taishang Laojun
“…… In fact, there are still ways to forget. Li Chang was silent for a while before he said: "There is a way between life and death, and there is a Lethe River, which is also known as the Santu River in some foreign legends...... You may have heard that Meng Po water is boiled from Lechuan water, but the effect is so strong that you will forget it for the rest of your life......"
"According to what you say, it's more convenient for me to just take a hammer and knock people stupid one by one, anyway, it's all forget." The wind interjected slightly, and the red hair shook hard by the window.
"Listen to me!" Li Chang roared, and only after he finished breathing a sigh of relief did he continue calmly: "But Taishang Laojun also has an elixir called Forget Worries, which is specially given to mortals. Although it is also based on Lethe water, the effect is more targeted, and it will only eliminate the memory of supernatural powers in the minds of mortals, which used to be mainly used by those immortals who accidentally revealed their true bodies after descending to earth. ”
"Taishang Laojun......" Feng Xiao was speechless: "Now in this situation, where can I find a Taishang Laojun to come out?" ”
"You're lucky, the air special only takes a few hours to arrive." Li Chang said angrily: "It's not too old man's words, do you think there are any other people who have the ability to refine those talismans before?" That guy is lucky, when he belongs to the line of life and death, the small universe explodes, and he becomes a god when he goes around the Yellow Spring, and he just drags a little bit of Lechuan water in his hand to come back as a commemorative ......"
The status of forgetting worries in the heavenly realm is basically equivalent to the banlan root in ordinary people's homes, the price is cheap, the main symptoms are common, and it belongs to the family standing medicine. When you meet a careless fairy, you have nothing to do to prepare seventy or eighty pounds.
It can also be seen from this that Taishang Laojun's proficiency in refining this elixir is high, and he basically comes with a furnace.
"That's great, you tell him to send me some quickly, I'm waiting for a dozen or so people to take medicine." The wind is a little happy.
"Ten ?!!!" Li Chang screamed, and gasped violently: "Taishang Laojun's medicine is definitely not enough, and it can sell you because of Nuwa's face...... Is there a main boss?! You can only come first, and the others will treat them as insane, and no one will believe you if you say anything about your transformation. ”
"That's fine! For the rest, I asked Xiao Jiang to think of a way. Feng Xiaoxiao was impatient: "Hurry up, hurry up, how can Taishang Laojun contact him?" ”
“…… I'll give you a web address. ”
Li Chang hung up the phone, and after a while, text messages flew in. Feng Xiaoxiao looked at it and beckoned to the red hair: "Do you have a computer that can access the Internet?" ”
“…… Yes. The red-haired looked at Feng Xiaoxiao with a complicated expression, turned around and took a hand-held back, handed it to Feng Xiaoxiao to look at the other party's Internet, hesitated for a while and asked, "Are you really immortals?!" ”
"Really." Feng Xiaoxiao didn't raise his head to tap on the keyboard, and said again: "Your gang of subordinates will find someone to take them away when they turn back, you give an order to let them cooperate...... Rest assured, you won't kill people. ”
"What else can I do to take care of them now?!" The red hair laughed at himself and snuffed out the cigarette butt, took the mobile phone and ordered it to go down, and finished: "Don't worry, their boss is my worship, they don't dare to talk nonsense." ”
"Yo, you're still messing around?!" The wind is a little teasing, and after entering the URL, the browser smoothly turns to a well-known online shopping page.
The red hair came over curiously and took a look, and what came into view was already the homepage of an online store seller, and one of the huge conspicuous banner advertisements just rushed into the eyes, and the red hair only glanced at it and suddenly the wind was messy-
"The treasure of the town store - the Taoist secret foundation building fidelity pill. For cultivators to increase the speed of cultivation, strengthen the purification of the physique and the growth of the primordial spirit, with a great creation blabla...... Those who have a foundation of internal strength can also blabla...... Ordinary people can also cure X, physical weakness, premature ejaculation blablabla...... PS: New product discount event, buy and get 20 yuan electronic exercise book. ”
Scroll down the page, there are actually various pill runes, such as the Five Thunder Talismans, the Myelin Cleansing Pill and the like. And there is really a transaction record......
Turning his head to look at the woman next to him, she was seriously contacting the shopkeeper to ask if there was any matter of forgetting worries, and the other side was displayed online, but obviously the conversation was unusually cautious, and only strongly recommended the goods that were already in the store, refusing to admit that there were still worries to forget......
The red hair looked tangled and looked at the snake tail that was spinning under the small waist and squirming from time to time...... If it weren't for such a thing, he really didn't want to believe that it was Taishang Laojun who opened this online store. If you change the time and place, the red hair will definitely judge that the other party is an online fraud gang at a glance......
Feng Xiaoxiao exchanged a few rounds with Taishang Laojun in the network, and after the most Lu did not report Li Chang's name, and then put on his identity as Nuwa, and then threatened with Erlang God, Chi You and other fierce gods, which finally made the other party relax and express his willingness to sell and forget his worries.
"You can sell it, but the price is very high. And there is no free shipping and no gifts~" Taishang Laojun is still inked, very reluctant: "This time I should give Nuwa a face, and I will take care of my business in the future~"
Feng Xiaoxiao replied impatiently: "Send the goods immediately, I will give you a channel here, and ask the consignor directly for money, and I will see you in three hours at most." ”
Originally, it was planned to use Jiang Li's black channel, but it seems that the Yang family has a private jet...... Since it was a trouble for Erlang's family, Feng Xiaoxiao didn't feel guilty and sent a text message to Yang Yan to ask for assistance in finishing up, and the other party nodded happily......
Taishang Laojun replied in surprise after receiving the address: "That Yang family?!" Hands and eyes open to the sky...... It is worthy of Nuwa. ”
Message back: "Fart! That's Erlang Shenjia, my surname is Feng. ”
The red hair was surprised when he saw this: "My eldest brother is Erlang God?!" In an instant, Hongmao suddenly felt that he was extremely tragic, and he grew up listening to myths and stories when he was a child, among which Erlang God and Sun Wukong are the two major idols.
dared to go against Erlang God all the time, and the red hair suddenly felt how brave he was.
"I'm afraid." Feng Xiao glanced at him comfortingly: "Anyway, you won't remember in a few hours, the ignorant are fearless." ”
"......" Red Hair didn't think there was anything to be comforted about.
Everything is done, Taishang Laojun went offline to pack the goods, Hongmao took the computer in Feng Xiaoxiao's hand and carefully browsed the online store, and asked after pondering for a while: "Is there a medicine for congenital heart disease?" ”
Feng Xiaoxiao was bored and flicked his tail, and when he heard this, he looked up, thought about it and asked, "Is it the woman who fainted?!" After a pause, he was curious: "Who the hell is she?!" You said it was your sister, but you asked her to call me sister-in-law...... "At first, she thought that woman was the red-haired concubine."
"My mother is the stepmother of Erlang God, and she is my mother's daughter, of course, she can also be regarded as Erlang God's sister." The red hair sneered: "It's just that no one knows that my mother has such a daughter." ”
I was about to listen to the story, but there was chaos downstairs again. A black suit ran up in horror and reported: "Young master, the boy I met in the bar that day is here again." ”
Feng Xiaoxiao nodded suddenly: "Oh, I forgot to inform Jiang Li just now." After speaking, he comforted the red hair: "It's okay, that's Chiyou, and it's your own person." ”
The red hair looks like he is about to have a heart attack, and he can't react when he covers his chest - he can't live this day!