Ma Yishan actually saw his grandfather take out two bottles of drinks from behind and handed him one bottle.

He took a sip and felt very delicious, "Grandpa, can you drink drinks in your dreams?" Why does it still feel so good? ”

He felt as if it were real, and he couldn't tell where the dream was and where the reality was.

"Stupid! Life is a big dream, before becoming an immortal, people are dreaming no matter where they are! Wake up! ”

Ma Yishan felt that what his grandfather said was very profound, and when he looked at Bai Wuchang again, he saw that he had already put away those materials, Bai Wuchang said: "Of course we can't trouble you, you are always a person from Heaven, we are sorry that we want you to kill so many bad people, and now you have completed all the indicators of our ghostly life, you can take a vacation for at least 100 years!" See you soon! ”

Before Ma Yishan could say anything, he saw Bai Wuchang drifting away like a gust of wind behind him.

He knew that Bai Impermanence was specially audited, and as soon as he found any problems, he would report them to Lord Yama, and then Lord Yama would decide who to send to kill those beasts, and he knew that the high-ranking officials of Dao City were going to start dying again.

"Grandpa, does the underworld kill people on a large scale so often?"

His grandfather said while drinking a drink: "Of course, more than 100,000 people die every day, and many of them die violently, just by ghosts like you!" ”

"I see, no wonder many celebrities in history died violently, all kinds of unknown causes! It turned out that he provoked Hades! ”

"Because human beings are the least trustworthy, they make their own laws, and they clearly stipulate that they must die if they commit any crime, but there are still most people who have not been sentenced! All at large! So they did it for them! ”

As soon as his grandfather said this, Ma Yishan was taken aback, "I see! It turns out that the laws of the underworld are also based on the laws made by human beings! I remember that a leader in our community was greedy and dirty a lot of money, but there was nothing wrong with it, and we all knew that he was greedy and dirty, because it was impossible to buy such a good car with his salary, and then one day when he went for a walk, he suddenly covered his chest and fell on the ground and died! The doctor said it was a myocardial infarction! Now that I think about it, I must have been killed by the black impermanence! ”

His grandfather smiled, "Their dungeon has a variety of methods to kill people, and they can't say it for three hundred years, so it is basically difficult for humans to find out, even if they do...... That's another ** use! ”

Ma Yishan suddenly burst out with a sentence, "Heaven will win the man!" ”

Now Ma Yishan can take a holiday, but Ma Yishan is still worried about the more than 90,000 people in the headquarters of the crocodile gang, and he doesn't seem to have killed enough!

His grandfather told him that the 90,000 people should be killed, but that was the matter of the ghosts in other places, and the basic prefecture departments in order to improve the efficiency of the ghosts, all of them found the ghosts in the local area, and then worked locally, so the 90,000 people were not under their control.

"Then grandpa, you mean that I can only kill a mortal from other places when he enters the land, right?"

His grandfather nodded, and his grandfather put down the cup, and suddenly smiled strangely, and said, "A mountain! I have one thing to tell you! ”

Seeing his grandfather's expression, Ma Yishan knew that it was definitely not a good thing.

"Say it!"

"Difu...... Recently, there has been a shortage of manpower, and now the population is growing too fast! There are too many brutes! So the prefecture decided! I've sent you to take full charge of the soul collection work in Half Moon City! ”

Before Ma Yishan could react, his grandfather took out a volume of the appointment letter of the underworld and handed it to him!

The letter of appointment is naturally an ancient scroll like a holy decree, Ma Yishan opened the scroll nervously, and saw that the paper on it was very beautiful, as if it was a piece of warm jade, "Is this the legendary Luoyang paper?" ”

"Yes, in the past, a good piece of Luoyang paper can buy a house now! In the past, the emperor would write dozens of houses a day! ”

Ma Yishan smiled bitterly, he looked at the official book written on the scroll, and a skeleton seal was added to the back!

"The previous emperor was hugely rich, if there was any comparison with the current president and the richest man in the world, what else would there be this king and that empress, now it is simply a group of beggars!" Ma Yishan said.

Even there are more than 3,000 wives, how do you compare with others.

Ma Yishan saw that it was written in a high-sounding manner, as if it had gathered all the righteousness in the world, and the language was also very short, and it was written in two lines.

"Acting as a guest secretary?"

Ma Yishan pointed out the scroll to his grandfather, and his grandfather said: "Yes, because you are not directly appointed by the king of Hades, but a person from Tianfu who I am acting as an intermediary, so you cannot be appointed to a regular position, although you are an official, you are still a temporary worker!" ”

Ma Yishan thinks that temporary workers are temporary workers, anyway, he has everything now, and he, the acting director of the Public Security Bureau of Banyue City Prefecture, still has a big official position!

The title of the underworld naturally keeps pace with the times with the development of the yang world, and human beings also follow closely how they do it.

Because modern people rarely learn ancient Chinese, if your prefecture still uses ancient Chinese to give orders, I'm afraid those ghosts will have to go for a few years of pre-job training!

Ma Yishan said: "This says that the day I take office, I will have many privileges and yin and yang eyes that the prefecture will give for free? Is this yin and yang eye the ability to see ghosts and gods at any time? ”

His grandfather said: "You will naturally understand this in the future, some ghosts and gods are ugly, you have to be mentally prepared!" Your subordinates will report to you tomorrow night! You're going to start learning about business! ”

Ma Yishan saw a small bottle of potion under the appointment letter, and he saw that there was an instruction manual, which turned out to be for him to drop into his eyes!

He dripped, excitedly, and dripped all the potions into it!

After a few minutes, his eyes began to heat up, and his eyes began to glow with a green light, which he took in with his mind.

He learned how to use the yin and yang eyes to work according to the method on the manual, and there were many types of ghosts and gods written on it, which opened his eyes.

"Then I actually became the ghost leader of Half Moon City, then I will go to college in the future......"

His grandfather glanced at him obliquely and said, "You'd better choose to study at a local university, otherwise you'll be miserable when you come from out of town every night!" ”

Ma Yishan is not very superstitious about college, he is not like some illiterate parents, he must ask his children to read a book before he is willing to give up.

There was a boy in his community who was admitted to a book, the whole family was so excited that he seemed to have epilepsy, and invited all his relatives and friends and the teachers of the whole school to eat, at that time, it was the pride of the whole family, but then after graduating from college, he couldn't find a job for 5 years, his girlfriend ran away, and he also committed suicide by jumping into the river after the worst.

"The key to this society now is to be able to make money, as for cultural cultivation, it is better to go to the university to study those messy courses than to read the Four Books and the Five Classics!"

There is a college student in Ma Yishan Community, who came out of a famous university, spitting everywhere, full of swearing, often suffering from venereal diseases, and has no cultivation quality, and another middle school student went to learn martial arts for a few months, reading "Tao Te Ching" every day, and after half a year, some students called him a teacher when they saw him! The cultivation has also improved, and the temperament has also improved, which is really more like a college student than studying in college.

So Ma Yishan decided to study at a local university!

When he woke up, it was already 9 o'clock in the morning, anyway, he was full of energy now, and he was in the same spirit whether he slept or not, and he saw Xu Rongrong and Cai Duanya chatting.

Seeing that he woke up, Xu Rongrong suddenly screamed and rushed over and hugged him and said, "Husband! You're amazing! You've got a copy! And it's a perfect score! No. 1 in the country! ”

Ma Yishan was taken aback, he didn't expect his results to be so awesome.

However, he really didn't make a mistake at that time, and his composition was very good.

Cai Duanya was wearing a uniform today, she deliberately unbuttoned a few buttons on her chest, and the scenery inside always tempted Ma Yishan, she leaned over and said, "Yishan!" It's really an honor to be able to sleep with someone as fierce as you! ”

Ma Yishan teased him so horny, so he hurriedly washed her and then pulled her into the bathroom and fucked her.

Cai Duanya saw Ma Yishan waving to her in the bathroom, "What are you doing?" ”

She walked over with a catwalk, and was immediately pulled inside by Ma Yishan, at this moment there was no one in his house except for the three of them, and Ma Yishan did not close the door, so he quickly stripped off her clothes, and then he himself stepped forward and began to ravage her.

Cai Duanya began to shout for help half an hour later, and Xu Rongrong, who was outside, heard the shouting, so she followed the sound, and when she saw Cai Duanya being inside, she smiled.

Ma Yishan saw that Cai Duanya's feet were starting to soften, so he pulled Xu Rongrong in with one hand, Xu Rongrong was tender and tender, and was hugged by him, and then started some extreme sports.

Ma Yishan was very excited today, maybe because he saw too much blood last night, and he cried after Xu Rongrong was the most embarrassed.

The two of them couldn't handle Ma Yishan, and at this moment the door rang.

So Ma Yishan and the others tidied up their clothes and went out to open the door.

They opened the door and saw two sisters, Liu Lingling and Liu Shiping, outside the door.

As soon as Liu Lingling entered the door, she said loudly: "I seem to have heard someone shouting for help inside just now?" What's going on? ”

Liu Shiping was careful, she saw that a tent had been erected under Ma Yishan, and she saw Cai Duanya and Xu Rongrong, two beautiful women, who were disheveled and red-faced, she understood.

Liu Shiping pulled her sister and said, "We don't seem to have come at the right time!" ”

Liu Lingling didn't mind when she heard it, she was still saying loudly: "What? I'm here to see Ma Yishan's second child today! Let's see if Xu Rongrong and the others are lying! ”

Liu Shiping suddenly covered her face and stomped her feet and said, "Oh, sister! You're ashamed! ”

Just as Ma Yishan was about to say something, he suddenly saw Xu Rongrong and Cai Duanya walking behind their two sisters, and suddenly pulled their pants off with a mischievous pull!

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