"Big brother nonsense, Kale's breasts are the same as Xiaoya's mommy, you will definitely get bigger when you see it! If you don't believe it, you can touch it. Shaw Kale fearlessly straightened his chest and tucked his abdomen.

"Really?" Zhou Yun stretched out his thief hand suspiciously, but there was a loud snap, and he decisively asked Xiaoya Meimei to stop him: "Don't joke with children." ”

"Oh." A certain cloud shook his hand in frustration, did I look like a joke?

"Mommy, Mommy! Big brother just taught Sister Chengshuang to swallow his saliva! ”

"Poof......" Zhou Yun never dreamed that Xiao Kale actually stabbed him in the basket, Chengshuang seemed to know how to be shy when he heard this, and quickly covered his face with both hands, staring at a certain cloud with cute eyes, as if a metaphor for this was indeed the case.

"What about perverts...... Xu Caiyue stared at a certain cloud, this is beyond the scope of beasts, it is perverted......

It's over, my life is over. Zhou Yun broke out in a cold sweat, kissed and touched his sister, and the beauties estimated that they could open one eye and close one eye. But such an obscene move to teach Xiaoshuang Meimei to play with saliva will inevitably attract a crusade from all the women. Especially let Willis and other female ......

Fortunately, only six people and one dog know at present, as long as they seal it in time, it should not cause a big mistake. Zhou Yun really didn't dare to imagine that if she wanted to let Willis or Han Qiuming know about this, would there be a scene of animal abuse.

"Yun, tell me honestly what's going on, I promise not to be angry." Mu Xiaoya's rare puffed cheeks, anyone could see that she was already angry.

Zhou Yun hurriedly turned his head and avoided the soft girl's colored eyes, at first he just wanted to tease the little derpy, but who knew that he couldn't help but lose control. However, a flash of inspiration flashed in the kid's mind, and his expression suddenly became extremely strict.

"Xiaoya, listen up! What I do to Chengshuang is like the sky will rain, the birds will lay eggs, and the people who travel the continent speak Mandarin. All in all, in short, it's not human that can resist! It is the existence of historical inevitability! It is a necessary but not sufficient condition for the development of the world! It is the most indispensable essence of human life! Zhou Yun took a deep breath and put his hands firmly on Mu Xiaoyaxiang's shoulders: "As the head of the Discipline Inspection Department of Wuyi Academy, you must be able to understand my thoughts." ”

Xiao Kale looked at the young man with a look of admiration: "Although I don't know what the big brother said, but it feels so powerful." ”

"Is Brother Yun fooling my sister?" Mu Feng asked very embarrassedly.

"It's not a fool, it's a love ......" Xu Caiyue smiled with a smile on her face, and used her unique strong understanding ability to translate and publish a certain cloud's ghost words one after another.

It's not that human beings can resist = beauty = into frost

It is a historical necessity zài = obscene little frost and beautiful eyebrows are a foregone conclusion = raw rice cooked and matured

It is the most indispensable true meaning of human life = affection = love

It is a necessary but not sufficient condition for the development of the world = reproduction = OOXX

To sum up, what the boy wants to express is: 'Chengshuang and I have cooked raw rice and cooked rice, and in order to prove the firmness of our love, we will continue to 'babble'! ’。 Well~ That's what Xu Caiyue said......

"No...... That's not what it means. Xiaoya, don't listen to her nonsense, that ...... Didn't you just say that you weren't angry? Zhou Yun looked at Mu Xiaoya, who was so angry, that her feet trembled with fright, fortunately, the beauty had a soft personality, and she turned around and ran away with a pout, and she estimated that she would find a place where no one was crying.

"My sister...... Please. Mu Feng patted the young man on the shoulder, Zhou Yun sighed dejectedly, it seemed that he had to work hard to coax the girl again......

Mu Xiaoya has always been capable, but in the face of a certain cloud's emotional problems, she is always a little concerned and chaotic. Especially a few days ago, she stripped naked to help Zhou Yun heal her injuries, and in the heart of pure Xiaoya Meimei, it was no different from a couple. If the young man doesn't admit it, then she really can't get married.

Just as Zhou Yun was about to pursue Xiaoya, he let a few uninteresting guys get in the way.

"You see, the brain-dead team is nervous again. It seems to be infighting......"

"It's unfair that they have higher commissions than we do."

"There's no way, whoever makes them good at sycophants is a big celebrity in the eyes of the cicada commander."

"Brain-dead squad? Say us? Zhou Yun didn't seem to figure out the situation, pointed to himself and turned to Mu Feng to ask, why did the few guys in front of him suddenly trouble them.

"There shouldn't be anyone else ......" Mu Feng smiled awkwardly, roughly because he could think of it.

The forest was big and there were all kinds of birds, the ice lizard suddenly flew away, and the front-line mercenaries returned to the merchant group one after another. A small number of idlers held a magic crossbow and bow, shrank behind the team to pick up the bargain, and deliberately stepped forward to find fault.

It's not unusual for this to happen, after all, the accidental injury rate of Sister Satsuki's is frighteningly high, and everyone stays away from her during the battle, so as not to be hit by stray arrows. As for why the girl shot and injured her teammates for no reason, in the words of Saizuki Meimei, the other party had committed an unforgivable crime, and she wanted to seek justice on behalf of justice.

In addition, since yesterday, Zhou Yun and the others have not made a special statement, and have been using a strong crossbow to make up the knife at the rear of the team and give the monster the final blow. The popular expression of words is to grab credit......

The merchant group stipulates that whoever kills the monster will receive the corresponding commission remuneration. Others worked hard to cut the monster half to death, and Xiao Yamei snatched the experience with an arrow, and that tangled feeling is probably only understood by the person concerned. This is also the reason why the six teenagers attract hatred......

After listening to Mu Feng's explanation, Zhou Yun smiled bitterly and wiped the sweat on his forehead, it seems that he really can't blame others for this: "What do you uncles want to do?" Why don't I split your commission in half? ”

In line with the principle of valuing harmony, the teenagers simply divided the commission equally, and they were not bad for money anyway.

"Hah! The kid is very eye-catching, but it's a pity that money is not everything......" The guy who took the lead came to Xiaoshuang's eyebrows, and said, "This woman borrowed me a ......"

The grassland trip was tiring, and they were watching the merchants and all kinds of beautiful slave girls having fun, and they had long been itching and wanted to find a suitable person to vent their feelings. Desire. In the previous battle, many people saw a certain cloud and the girl making out and lewd. The filthy scene arouses men's desires.

It is estimated that finding a woman to sleep with is the real purpose of their trouble, after all, there are few women among the mercenary soldiers, and some beautiful ones have backstage support, and Aunt Bai played by Cheng Shuang happens to be powerless, just a dignified woman with an ordinary appearance.

Although Cheng Shuang is not a great beauty in the eyes of others under Mu Feng's ability, her plump body and dignified appearance are a pastime. The best object of desire. What's more, women seem to be obedient to a certain cloud, and they must love each other very much, and the sense of conquest during rape must be quite refreshing.

"Embarrassed ......" Zhou Yun saw that the other party reached out to pull Xiaoshuang's wrist, and couldn't bear to turn his head for a moment. Chengshuang was stunned, but she would never allow a strange man to touch her in the slightest, let alone hold hands.

"Whew!" The man screamed in misery, holding his right arm with his left hand, and squatting on the ground in a cold sweat.

Xiaoshuang girl doesn't know what it means to be merciful, and she twists the other party's arm into a twist if she doesn't pay attention. From a certain point of view, ridiculing Chengshuang is more terrifying than ridiculing Veris.

It is true that the most speechless thing is that Chengshuang injured his opponent, and asked with a wooden face: "Pain?" ”

The little girl was sorry for not knowing how to grasp the strength, and was a little concerned about the man's injury, but in the eyes of outsiders, the beauty seemed to laugh at the other party's inadequacy.

"Quickly inform the head of the regiment, Brother Zhuo is injured!" Several of the attendants who came with the man to stir up trouble reacted quickly, and one of the magicians also cast a spell to heal the man's wounds.

"Whew! They deceive people too much! Kale wants to help Sister Chengshuang. Ignoring the young man's obstruction, Xiao Kale ran to Chengshuang's side angrily, saying that he would fight side by side with her.

"I don't care what happens next...... Zhou Yun smiled wordlessly, Xiaolongnu plus the top ten masters, such a combination of bulls and forks dares to provoke, the head of the regiment who doesn't know what it's called, it's better to ask for more blessings......

People are not as good as heaven, Zhou Yun doesn't want to care, it doesn't mean that the beautiful swordsman doesn't care. As one of the leaders of the mercenaries, the beautiful woman can't sit back and watch her subordinates make trouble.

The head of the regiment has not yet arrived, the beautiful swordsman has already stood up to defend the young man, the beautiful woman has been watching from the side, the facts are in front of him, and it is clear who is who.

However, there is one thing that surprises the girl, Aunt Bai's strength seems to have increased a lot, and with an understatement, she knocked down a high-level swordsman, and the speed of the action made her unable to speculate.

"Stop!" The beautiful swordsman quickly pushed aside the crowd of onlookers and separated the two teams of people who were tense: "What do you want to do?" ”

The magician who was healing the man immediately pointed at Chengshuang and shouted: "It's not what we want to do, it's them who beat people!" ”

"Nonsense, it's clear that you're the one who stirs up the trouble, Calle...... No, we're self-defending! ”

"You have a cold too?" The beautiful swordsman looked at the chick curiously, and always felt that the six of them had been weird recently.

"Uh-huh! Idiots can be contagious...... Woohoo! Xiao Kale didn't finish his words, the long-lost pain came from his brain, Zhou Yun hit the hammer mercilessly, and immediately answered the call and said to the beautiful swordsman: "Who infected the cold?" ”

"Beauty, although you are our commander, as the head of a regiment, I cannot tolerate my subordinates being bullied. This must be done justice......"

A familiar voice suddenly came from the crowd, and Zhou Yun immediately looked over, only to see a topless one-eyed uncle, coaxing out of the crowd with his waist crossed.

Xu Caiyue glanced at the other party slightly, and suddenly couldn't help laughing: "Heh, it's interesting......

"Caiyue knows who he is?" Zhou Yun also felt that the one-eyed uncle was very kind-faced, and when he looked at the hideous scarred face, he had the urge to kick people.

"What about strong men?" Xu Caiyue smiled faintly, and sweetly recalled the scene of the first time she kissed a certain cloud, and then she was surrounded by hooligans and fled

"Strong man?" Zhou Yun was confused, obviously not remembering that Xiaoyue's sister used a beauty trick and stabbed someone.

At this moment, a scene inexplicably appeared in the young man's mind, only to see Xu Caiyue approaching Hua Xin calmly, and then half-hugged the other party and said angrily: "Really? If you like it, then be as cool as you like...... I love strong men, are you strong enough?