In today's modern times, more and more people want to become Tuhao, and there are more and more turtles who want to pretend to be local tyrants.

Howe, translated into English, i.e. tweed. In the case of strength and skill are hard injuries, pretending is the only means.

Pretending, that is, "pretending to be forced", the full name is "pretending to be awesome".

Pretending to be a fool is the only way for a fool to become awesome. It's not a shame to pretend to be forced, but it's a shame to pretend not to be good, and it's not authentic.

This time, in the face of his mother-in-law, Yan Xiaokai undoubtedly pretended to be very successful, although it cost a lot for his mother-in-law to nod. However, when he hugged Shangguan Wusu's delicate and delicate body, and lay on the bed with her spirit and flesh, he felt that it was all worth it.

Men, why do you earn so much money, isn't it just to fight for life, death, and force!

When Yan Daguan sprayed hundreds of millions of seeds in Shangguan Wusu's fields, the moaning in the room disappeared, the squeaking of the big bed also stopped, and only the sound of each other's gasps and heartbeats could be heard in the room.

Shangguan Wusu snuggled softly in Yan Xiaokai's arms, savoring the satisfaction and pleasure after the tide, and after a while, she reached out and slapped his chest lightly, complaining: "Look at your appearance, you are gentle, delicate and angry, but you are so ruthless when you go to bed, as if you want to kill me." ”

Yan Xiaokai hugged her body, stroked her smooth and smooth back, and asked with a chuckle, "Don't you like it?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said duplicitously: "I don't like it!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said with interest: "But you seem to be calling me very happily just now, and you keep telling me to ...... hard."

Shangguan Wusu remembered his forgetful appearance just now, and shrank into his shoulder in shame, "Don't say it again." ”

Yan Xiao smiled and said no more.

The two hugged each other quietly for a while, and Shangguan Wusu suddenly said: "The surname is Yan's ......."

Yan Xiaokai said: "Can't you change your name?" We're all like this, and you still call me Yan all day long. ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "Then what do I call you?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Your brother calls me brother, and you also call me brother!" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "Phew, shameless, are you as big as me?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "But your brother is also older than me, isn't he called like that?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "He's a slut, am I too?" ”

Yan Xiaokai was speechless for a while, and then said, "Okay, whatever you want, what did you want to say just now?" ”

Shangguan Wusu hesitated for a moment and opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything, as if it was difficult to say something.

Yan Xiaokai urged: "Say! ”

Shangguan Wusu struggled for a while, and finally asked, "Have you and Wanyan done this kind of thing?" ”

Yan Xiaokai was a little embarrassed and said, "Why do you ask this?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "I just want to know the Dao." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Let's ...... Is it okay not to talk about her? ”

Shangguan Wusu shook his head and said resolutely: "No, I just want to talk about her now." ”

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to sigh and said, "Okay, I've done it with her." ”

Shangguan Wusu's expression sank, but he still asked, "Where is it?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said in surprise: "This is also a question!" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "You don't have to say it, but if you don't say it, you won't want to go to my bed again in the future." ”

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to say: "The first time we were in Xiangjiang, when we spent the night in Xiang Ke'er's Qianshan Bay Villa. ”

Shangguan Wusu scolded: "Are you still in the mood at that time? What an adulterer and adulteress! ”

Yan Xiaokai: "No, wasn't Mr. Lu coming the next day?" And I was injured again at that time, and Wanyan ...... in order to heal me and improve my skills."

Shangguan Wusu interrupted him and asked, "Then which of you took the initiative?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "This ...... There's no difference, right, and this kind of thing can't be slapped in the face, okay? ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "You think about us that night, didn't you shoot alone?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "But if you don't want to, you can't shoot with me......"

Shangguan Wusu said in shame: "You still said that if you hadn't seduced me, would I have been fooled by you?" ”

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to shut up, and his head was a little swollen, because this kind of thing was the biggest headache for people to settle accounts after the autumn.

Shangguan Wusu said: "Go on!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "What to say?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said as if interrogating a prisoner: "Who took the initiative!" ”

At that time, Wan Yan Yu took the initiative first, but the relationship between the two had developed to that extent, and outdoor sports had been done several times, and there was not much difference between who was active and who was passive, but in order not to destroy Wan Yan Yubing's image of Qing Yujie, Yan Xiaokai still said: "I took the initiative!" ”

Shangguan Wusu snorted coldly: "I know that it was you, the animal, who caused Wanyan to be harmed, just like he had harmed me in the first place!" ”

Yan Xiaokai closed his mouth and said everything, because it was wrong to say anything at this time.

After a long pause, Shangguan Wusu suddenly said again: "I'll ask you again!" ”

Yan Xiaokai interrupted her and said: "Wusu, the moon is full tonight, and the atmosphere is so good, don't you judge me like a prisoner, what a bad scenery!" ”

Shangguan Wusu said gloomily: "Do you want me to throw you out of the court naked, or let me judge you well!" ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled bitterly, "Okay, you can interrogate, can't I confess everything?" ”

Shangguan Wusu pursed his lips, leaned into his ear and whispered, "You tell me, me or Wanyan, which one makes you more comfortable?" ”

If you want to tell the truth, it must be Wanyan Yu. Because although Wan Yanyu is silent, she is extremely considerate in bed, no matter what Yan Daguan wants, she will do her best to cooperate. Shangguan Wusu not only resists certain postures, but also refuses to open his mouth, which is the most unsatisfactory place!

However, at this time, in order to extinguish the trouble, Yan Xiaokai could only say against his will: "Of course it's you!" ”

Shangguan Wusu was obviously satisfied with this answer, because she also felt that she was stronger than Wan Yanyu, but she still asked, "How did I make you comfortable?" ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled bitterly secretly, I don't write pornographic novels, how can I describe it clearly, I can only say vaguely: "...... When you are emotional, it makes me very comfortable, like the whole person is surrounded by soft cotton candy, very warm, very comfortable......"

Shangguan Wusu was somewhat satisfied, and then said, "Then I'll ask you again, and you are going to be kind to me in the future...... Well, and the other women of yours, how do you arrange it? ”

This is a headache that Yan Xiaokai has always had, and he only felt very far away at the beginning, but now it seems that it is not far away, and some things will have to be faced and solved sooner or later. However, he didn't have a clue how to solve it. After all, the law of monogamy is there, and after thinking about it, I had to say: "Don't worry, I will definitely not fail you." ”

Shangguan Wusu was silent and didn't speak for a while.

In order to avoid her endless interrogation, Yan Xiaokai quickly changed the topic and said, "Hey, tell me about your father, okay?" ”

Shangguan Wusu asked suspiciously: "My dad?" Haven't you already met and talked about it? What is there to say? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "I just want to find out!" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "Then what do you want to know about Lu Dao?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "What did your father do before?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "He has been working in the government!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "I mean he hasn't become the secretary of the municipal party committee yet!" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "At the beginning, he taught at the police academy, then became the vice principal, and then transferred to the Public Security Bureau, then to the national security, and then to the municipal party committee...... Anyway, he has served in many places, and he was transferred to Shencheng as the secretary of the municipal party committee after the last time. ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded and fell silent thoughtfully.

Shangguan Wusu asked, "Why are you asking my dad about his situation?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Don't do anything, I just want to find out." ”

Shangguan Wusu glanced at him, then suddenly stretched out his hand and grasped his fatal part.

Yan Xiaokai was stunned for a moment, "What are you doing?" ”

Shangguan Wusu pretended to be fierce and said, "If you don't tell the truth, I'll wring it off." ”

Yan Xiao was happy and tightened slightly, "It's broken, what will you use in the future?" ”

Shangguan Wusu thought for a moment and said, "If it's great, buy some carrots." ”

Yan Xiaokai sweated profusely and suggested: "Actually, I think cucumbers are better, and they are internationally ......."

Shangguan Wusu rolled his eyes, and his hand was slightly forced, "Try to mess around again?" ”

Yan Xiaokai hurriedly said: "Actually, there is really nothing, I just want to know the basic situation of my future father-in-law, what do I like, what kind of things like that, I can take a good picture of the fart when I come next time, and it is to the point, it will not be like this time, I don't know where to start if I want to shoot the sycophant." ”

"You, come less, my dad is not my mother, he doesn't like others to pat the beard and slap the horse the most, and he also hates other people's gifts. So you don't have to bother trying to please him at all! Shangguan Wusu scolded with a smile, and then his hand tightened again, "Also, what you said is still not the truth, hurry up and recruit from the truth, otherwise I will really be ruthless." ”

Yan Xiaokai didn't fold now, so he had to say: "I think your father seems to know that we are agents!" ”

Shangguan Wusu was stunned for a moment, and then said, "It's really strange, I also vaguely feel this way." I told my brother about it before! ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "But how does he know the Dao? ”

Shangguan Wusu thought for a while, and sighed: "Forget it, whether he really knows the Tao or not, I can't discuss this kind of thing, anyway, if you remember my words, you don't have to deliberately please my father, that will only please him!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then I just need to please your mother?" ”

Shangguan Wusu shook his head, "You don't need to!" ”

Yan Xiaokai: "Huh? ”

Shangguan Wusu stretched out his green and jade white fingers, nodded his little nose and said, "You just need to please me." ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded, then reached out and parted her thighs, and said with a bitter expression: "Okay, now I'll please you!" ”

Shangguan Wusu was taken aback, "Oh my God, aren't you, are you coming again?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Didn't you want me to please you?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "I'm not talking about such a flattery!" Don't come, let me rest first...... Yes...... When you die, they all say let me rest...... Well, Mom, don't be so ruthless......"