【085】Keep your distance
Originally, I still had a lot of opinions about Lin Lisheng at the beginning, but since this incident, I suddenly felt that he was not so fucked up.
If it weren't for Jin Qijia's Jin Yuan strategy, it is estimated that he would not have been able to go to school, and he was taken home to reflect on it together, as well as one of the two and three tigers who were beaten by the gold bricks, a nuclear bomb.
The day after the suspension of the gold brick class for reflection, the gold bar sent a message to me and Hu Hao, very excited to ask us to go to roast the leg of lamb together after school, Hu Hao and I did not react, when we gathered at the place of roasting the leg of lamb after school, the gold bar was already standing at the door "Haha, Brother Li!" ”
"Aren't you reflecting at home?"
"Sneak out for lunch."
"The gold bars sue you?"
"Yes! Either how do I know! I'll see what this kid is up to! ”
"No matter what people say, it's also your brother, why do you think about people so much!"
"You don't understand!"
When we entered, Yue Qinglan, Zheng Zinuo, and the three of them were already sitting together talking and laughing with gold bars.
We didn't think about what it tasted like, so we sat down and said hello, let's eat first.
The gold bars looked very happy, the dick muck and turtle looked undoubted, and the gold bricks on one side were undoubtedly still the gentleman, smiling at Zheng Zinuo.
I was eating a delicious meal when all of a sudden, the gold bar roared from the side, "Now, I'm going to announce something!" I have a girlfriend! When I heard this, I was still eating mutton, and I almost choked to death, Hu Hao on the side coughed when he drank water, and spit the water to the side, Li Xiaoxiao was more direct, and spit out the excited face of the gold bar with a sip of drink, Shen Lu held chopsticks in his hand, and just added meat and yelled, "What?" ”
Everyone's eyes fell on the gold bar, as well as Zheng Zinuo sitting next to the gold bar.
The gold bar had a drink on his face, stretched out his tongue and licked it, especially calm.
Li Xiaoxiao hurriedly picked up the tissue, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" ”
We all looked at Zheng Zinuo on the side with inquiring eyes.
Zheng Zinuo nodded with a smile, but he didn't speak yet.
I heard the sound of "boiling", and the tone had changed, and there were even some sissy roars, "Lao Tzu fought with you today!" The dick scum of the grass mud horse, insulting my goddess! You called Lao Tzu to stimulate Lao Tzu! ”
When the gold brick roared, his voice had already turned into a cry, and the entire table was instantly overturned by the gold brick, and he pounced on the gold bar opposite.
The two of them fought together, and Zheng Zinuo and Yue Qinglan hurriedly got up.
"Hurry up and pull the rack, what's going on, what's going on!"
"You are paralyzed, you turtle, you insult my goddess!"
The gold bricks are really crying, frantically according to the gold bars, we just wanted to go over to pull the rack, we heard an "ah", a heart-rending roar came out.
I suddenly had a bad premonition, and the two of us hurriedly ran over with Hu Hao, and saw that a nail had been pierced into the finger of the gold brick......
More than an hour later, it was still the same hospital, the same ward, and the same doctor.
After the doctor saw the gold brick, before he could say anything, the gold brick directly interrupted him, "Okay, you don't have to say anything, I'm blind!" ”
The doctor helped his glasses, looked at the nail on the hand of the gold brick, and nodded very seriously, "I have been practicing medicine for nearly 20 years, and I have never seen a nail that can be pierced into a person's finger in this posture, this is a process of how to exert force, it is really strange, I have been practicing medicine for so many years, it is the first time I have seen such a prick, looking at this force area, how can it be like deliberately hitting the nail with a fist?" This. ”
"Doctor."
Jin Brick's fingers are still bleeding down, "I'm really hurting, you see, it's really not like this, you deal with it for me first, you're studying your subject, do you think it's okay?" It's not for you to write a paper either, right? ”
"So, boy, I'll treat your wounds first, and then you go and check the brain and neurology departments, okay?"
"Okay, okay, you can get it."
Jin Brick stretched out his hand, with a cute expression, Hu Hao and I were really helpless on the side.
Ten minutes later, downstairs, the head of the gold bar was wrapped with gauze, Yue Qinglan and Zheng Zinuo were standing on the side, the fingers of the gold brick were also bandaged, and the whole arm was also hanging on the neck.
The gold bar face is blue and purple, and the gold brick face is broken here and there.
Brothers, you look at me, I look at you, and follow closely behind, while "Humph!" With a sound, the two of them turned around and left in different directions, Yue Qinglan hurriedly accompanied the gold bar, she was much fatter than the gold bar, but she looked concerned, and the gold brick went home by herself, and no one paid attention to it.
Zheng Zinuo sighed: "Are the two of them really brothers?" ”
"Isn't the feature obvious enough?"
"Then why do you want to fight like this, and scold each other's fathers and mothers, aren't they all the same fathers?"
Zheng Zinuo's face was depressed: "It's really wonderful!" ”
"How did the gold bar get along with Yue Qinglan?"
"He has always wanted to date me, but the two of us are not suitable, so I found a reason, I said that you coaxed Yue Qinglan well, let her not be angry with you, I will forgive you, and talk about it in the future, and then she will really coax Yue Qinglan."
"Later, I didn't know what was going on, and I didn't know what happened to the two of them, so I slowly made an appointment, and then slowly, it was like this, and I was very happy, although the person who spoke was very annoying, but I could see that he was a very straightforward person, Yue Qinglan was so old and had never been with a partner, she was just fat, and everything else was not bad, and the gold bar looked like that, it was really good for someone to like him."
"I think the two of them are quite suitable, two people get along, let's deal with it, Jin Bar said that he wanted to invite his friends to dinner, and tell everyone the good news, as well as his brother, before he finished speaking, the gold brick rushed over like crazy, and, what kind of expressions do you have?"
A few of us hurriedly smiled, "It's okay, it's okay!" ”
Zheng Zinuo's face was inexplicable, "What's that, Wang Li, thank you, that thing about the doll is very effective." ”
"It's okay, it's okay, that's the gold bar to charge me for the phone bill, let me help him think of it."
We went back to school and said goodbye to Zheng Zinuo, whose first class was physical education and was going to the playground.
Li Xiaoxiao and Hu Hao began to push me, I didn't react at first, and soon I felt that something was wrong, I turned my head and looked at Shen Lu on the side, my face was obviously not good-looking.
"Daughter-in-law, what's wrong with you, don't get me wrong, that doll, it's the phone bill, it's the gold bar that made me."
"Why are you so excited? I didn't react much, did I? ”
Shen Lu smiled at me, "It's just that I'm a little uncomfortable in my heart, this is normal, Ali, I want you to keep your distance from her, I don't like this woman." ”