Chapter 324: The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the face cannot be lost
Su Xue and Wang Fool looked at each other, but they quickly figured out that the problem was not with them, but with the other three people at this table.
It turned out that the table where Wang Fool and Su Xue were seated were three foreigners, and from their tall and burly figures and the fur they were wearing, it was speculated that they should be from Russia.
Old Maozi!
Anthony!
The King of Black Fists!
Wang Du's heart was shocked, and he immediately understood why there were only three people at this table, because everyone didn't dare to provoke these three guys. However, what makes Wang Fool feel strange is that although these three people are full of meat, they do not have the tyrannical aura of rejecting people thousands of miles away.
"Come, come, toast to our guests from afar!" Although Wang Stupid can't get on the stage, he is very handy in dealing with this kind of thing, casually raising the teacup in his hand to toast, trying to break this suffocating atmosphere.
"Cheers!"
Immediately, a group of managers of the New Oriental Martial Arts School, under the leadership of Qian Bo, stood up one after another, and some Jianghu sects and martial arts figures also raised their cups in their hands, after all, eating and drinking other people's still has to give face.
"Slow!" Just when everyone raised their glasses, the Russian sitting in the middle stood up, said a nondescript Chinese, lifted the two bottles of white wine on his chest, walked to Wang Du without hurrying, emptied the two large tea cups, and then slowly poured the white wine.
"Drink!" The Russian picked up two glasses of white wine and handed one to Wang Fool.
"Drink!"
Wang Stupid didn't say a word, took the teacup, raised his neck and drank it all, and then put the teacup down and stared at Lao Maozi with a vicious face. At this time, Wang Du scolded the eighteen generations of Lao Maozi's ancestors, you must know that the liquor he has drunk in his life does not add up to this cup.
"Good!"
Lao Maozi gave Wang Stupid a thumbs up, and then raised his neck and drank a glass of white wine.
"Grandma's, it's really a fighting nation!" Looking at the other party's calm face, Wang Du, whose chest was like a burning fire, couldn't wait to open the other party's head with a wine bottle.
It was only at this time that Wang Fool's eyes found that the two wine bottles were actually different from the wine bottles on other tables, obviously, these two bottles of wine were the spirits brought by three old Maozi from Russia, and it is estimated that they are the legendary vodka, it is said that vodka is about to cripple the old Maozi race, and the birth rate in recent decades has been negative.
No wonder the inside of the lungs is like a fire.
Wang Stupid was burned so that he couldn't speak, and he ignored the old Maozi who gave him a thumbs up, drank a few glasses of water one after another, and urged the aura to refine the alcohol in his body, which made him feel more comfortable.
"Drink!"
What made Wang Du vomit blood was that when he was just feeling better, Lao Maozi actually poured two glasses of strong wine.
"I'm cāo, drink and drink, I'm still afraid of you!" Seeing hundreds of pairs of eyes around him staring at him in unison, Wang Stupid was also angry, took the cup, stepped on the chair, and drank it all.
"Good!"
Old Maozi seemed to be able to speak only a few simple Chinese words, and when Wang was stupid, he immediately drank it with his neck tilted, and then poured two cups to the brim.
At this time, the wine bottle in front of Lao Maozi has become six, and Wang Fool guessed that this should be brought by Lao Maozi to drink it himself, and the three people each have two bottles.
Do you want to drink all six bottles of wine?
Wang Stupid was a little panicked, when he was very young, after drinking and getting drunk with the drug-addicted Fa Xiao, he was a little afraid of liquor, and he drank two glasses just now, which was already his limit.
"Drink!"
Lao Maozi filled the wine glass again, and motioned for Wang Fool to drink, this time, Wang Fool could not be a hero, and his head shook like a rattle.
"You don't drink, lady drink!" Lao Maozi held a wine glass, with a pair of aggressive eyes.
"I'll drink."
Su Xue, who had an indifferent face, stretched out her snow-white soft wattle and took the wine glass in Lao Maozi's hand, and immediately, provoked the other two old Maozi to scream, looking excited, and the people around him also cheered, after all, it is not a glorious thing to let a woman block the wine.
"I'm coming!" Wang Fool took a deep breath, grabbed Su Xue's arm, and took the wine glass in her hand.
"Wang Stupid ......"
"Don't worry, I'm a cultivator." Wang Stupid smiled, approached Su Xue, and said softly in his ear, after speaking, he also stretched out his tongue and licked it lightly on Su Xue's ear, Rao is Su Xue was calm and calm, but in front of these hundreds of pairs of eyes, he suddenly blushed with shame. Fortunately, because the two were very close, no one noticed that Wang Fool licked Su Xue's ears, and everyone paid attention to Wang Fool and Lao Maozi, and they didn't notice Su Xue with a blushing face.
"Drink!" Wang stupidly laughed, was arrogant, and drank it all.
"Come again!"
Lao Maozi also drank it immediately, and poured the cup to the brim again.
"Okay, if you don't get drunk today, you won't go home! You don't see it, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns. You don't see it, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk. Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon. I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when I am gone. Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require 300 cups of drink. Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, will enter the wine, and the cup will not stop. Sing a song with you, please listen to it for me. The bells and drums are not expensive enough, but I hope that I will not wake up after being drunk for a long time. The ancient sages were all lonely, and only the drinker left his name. In the past, King Chen feasted peacefully, and fought wine for ten thousand years. What is the owner's words, he has to sell the right gentleman. Five-flowered horses, daughters and daughters, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you. ”
In order to be able to pretend to be a cultural person on some occasions, Wang Stupid worked hard and spent a whole week reciting Li Bai's "Will Enter the Wine", for this glorious moment.
Really!
A group of big bosses were stunned by the knowledgeable "profound" Wang Du, first there was a burst of extreme silence, and then, there was thunderous applause, some monks and Taoists applauded, and all martial arts figures shouted loudly.
"Bring the wine!" Wang Fool raised his arms and exhaled, and immediately, the huge hall was quiet again, and hundreds of pairs of eyes looked at Wang Fool, not understanding what Wang Fool meant.
"Grandma, when you come to our China, you are still so arrogant, your uncle can bear it, but your sister-in-law can't bear it! If you don't drink these old Maozi today, my Wang stupid name is written upside down, waiter, get two boxes of Moutai...... Hey, Beijing Erguotou will do. Wang Stupid thought that he was the one who paid the bill, and immediately changed Moutai to Erguotou. Grandma's, there is still a lot to buy a box of Erguotou for a bottle of Moutai, there is no need to let a barbarian like Lao Maozi drink good wine, Erguotou is already very worthy of them.
The three old Maozi listened to Wang Stupid talking and singing, and the people around him applauded one after another, not understanding what was happening, and looked at each other.
People naturally don't know that Wang Du is bullying three people for not having good Chinese, and it is estimated that the three people should not understand his extremely fast Chinese, and now looking at the blank expressions of the three people, it can be regarded as confirming their guesses.
The two large boxes of two pots were soon moved, and a few good people immediately ran over to open wine for Wang Stupid.
Soon, dozens of bottles of two pots stood on the table in unison, densely packed and incomparably spectacular.
At this time, the people around had no intention of eating, and one by one they stood up and walked to the surroundings of Wang Du's dinner table, forming a huge circle, and a few flower monks thought that the table was in the way, so they directly moved a few tables, got a chair and sat down, and held a plate of peanuts in their hands, which was the rhythm of watching a play.
Looking at the dense two-pot heads on the table, the three old hairymen finally figured it out.
"Okay, Lao Tzu will send the Buddha to heaven today, and send all three of you to the west heaven." Wang Fool emptied the two teacups again, poured the two pots full, and immediately, someone sent the two large cups and the two pots to the other two old Maozi.
"Drink!" Wang Fool picked up the cup and drank it all first.
"Drink!"
The three old hairy men glanced at each other, let out an arrogant laugh, and then drank it all with their necks up.
Just when everyone was waiting for Wang Fool to continue drinking, suddenly, in front of hundreds of people, Wang Fool put his arms around Su Xue's neck, kissed her on the face, and whispered softly: "Good Xue'er, go and help me pour some boiled water into the wine bottle, understand?" ”
Su Xue, who was flushed, immediately understood and nodded slightly.
"Drink!"
Wang Fool let go of Su Xue, refused to be poured by others, and immediately poured two pots for the three old Maozi, at this time, someone kept enlarging the cup in front of Wang Fool, and there was no need to wait for the cup at all.
Just when she was in full swing, Su Xue left for a while and told the waiter of the hotel that the waiter of the hotel was familiar with this, and after a while, two pieces of two pots were placed at Su Xue's feet, one of which was boiled water.
Originally, it was Wang Fool's job of pouring wine, but Su Xue took over unknowingly.
Wine and beauty, no one doubts that Wang Fool drank boiled water.
Theoretically, drinking boiled water is actually more painful than drinking liquor, because liquor can quickly integrate into the body, while boiled water distended the stomach, however, this is no problem for Wang Du, a cultivator, and it is much easier to dissolve boiled water with aura than to dissolve liquor.
One cup!
Two cups!
Three cups!
Four cups!
……
The three old Maozi themselves don't know how many cups they have drunk, their eyes are straight from drinking, and their hands and feet are trembling without obeying the call, but Wang Du is getting more and more energetic the more he drinks, and the whole person is full of spirit and energy.
The onlookers went from heckling to awe.
A new generation of Bacchus is born!
Since then, there has been one more master on the rivers and lakes - Dionysian is invincible!
"Phew!"
"Phew!"
"Phew!"
An old man finally lost his strength and fell straight to the ground, and the other two Lao Tzu saw that one had fallen, and they didn't hold it hard, and fell directly to the ground.
It's the season again!
"Angry hair rushes to the crown, leaning on the railing, Xiaoxiao rain rest. Raise your eyes, look up to the sky and roar, strong and fierce. Thirty fame, dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and moons. Don't wait, the young man's head is white, empty and sad! Jing Kang is ashamed, and it is still snowing; When the courtiers hate, when will they perish. Drive a long car and step through the lack of Helan Mountain. Zhuang is hungry for Hulu meat, laughing and thirsty for Xiongnu blood. To start from the beginning, clean up the old mountains and rivers, and face the sky. ”
Wang Stupid's finale "Man Jianghong" blurted out, Jin Ge Iron Horse, high-spirited, and heroic!
There was an earth-shattering round of applause.
At this time, Wang Fool's victory is no longer the victory of the wine fight, it has been raised to the height of the national victory, every character in the rivers and lakes is proud and moved, and a few guys who know some poetry are even more moved to tears, eager to incarnate Yue Fei galloping on the battlefield and killing other places.
Under the awe-inspiring gaze of the people, Wang Fool picked up the graceful and luxurious Su Xue and walked away, and saw a group of dirt buns envious.
Before leaving, Su Xue did not forget to explain to the waiter and pack up the boiled water that had not been drunk, so as not to affect the national integrity and international image of the Chinese after wearing the bag.
The head can be broken and the blood can flow, and the face cannot be lost! [PS: Monthly pass, monthly pass, why is there no monthly pass?! 】