Chapter 18, Your Zipper Didn't Close!
Chapter 18, Your Zipper Didn't Close!
On the way to work, Fang Yan felt that someone was following him behind him.
As soon as he turned around, he saw Jiang Qin, who was wearing a blue school uniform, standing not far away and glaring at him angrily. The cheeks bulged high, and it looked like he had been greatly wronged.
"Liar." Jiang Qin scolded angrily.
"How am I a liar?" Fang Yan turned around and left.
Knock Knock Knock β
Jiang Qin quickly chased after him, followed behind Fang Yan's buttocks, and said, "You're not a liar yet?" You promised me not to-"
"I promised." Fang Yan said in defense. "But later, when your mother asked you for your opinion, you readily agreed, and I thought that you had a certain understanding of me through a short period of time together, and found that I was a good teacher with great knowledge and integrity, and then changed your mind. What schoolgirl doesn't want to have a handsome and easy-to-get close tutor? I'm not surprised that you're captivated by my charms. β
"Aha "Fang Yan-teacher, why are you so cheeky? I don't know that you are knowledgeable and upright, but I know that your skin is really thicker than the city wall. How embarrassed are you to say such shameless words? β
Fang Yan stood on the bus platform and said to the little girl beside her who had ruddy cheeks and even a thin layer of light powder on her slender neck: "The most important thing for a teacher is to match his words with deeds, tell the truth and do practical things. That's the way it is, and I can't pretend to be humble to cover up anything, which would be deception and intellectual blasphemy against students. β
The nineteenth bus came over, Fang Yan waved his hand at Jiang Qin, and quickly rushed towards the door.
He only felt that he was as light as a swallow, where would the other car squeezers be his opponents?
Don't do me justice, I will rely on the sky and slay the dragon
I am willing to blend love and righteousness, so that I can have a beginning and an end-
He was only halfway through when people from all directions rushed over and surrounded him.
He was caught in the middle and couldn't get in or out, looking extremely embarrassed.
"Eldest sister, I'm a Tai Chi master." Fang Yan patted the middle-aged woman in front of him who was the most crowded and unkind and stepped on his leather shoes with her high heels, and said, "It's very dangerous." β
"The old lady will still be desperate to flirt with your yin legs, do you believe that I will tease your yin or not?" The eldest sister turned around and said very arrogantly.
"Ahh
The eldest sister stepped on Fang Yan's instep and jumped onto the bus door.
Seeing Fang Yan standing in place and screaming, Jiang Qin, who was carrying a schoolbag, laughed so hard that tears flowed out.
Finally got into the car, Fang Yan stood far away from the eldest sister who would be able to flirt with her legs.
Who can quickly squeeze on the bus during rush hour, which one is not a peerless master with rich practical experience? Fang Yanhui's few moves Tai Chi were not enough to see at all.
Someone patted on the shoulder, Fang Yan turned around, and saw Jiang Qin's delicate and flawless face behind him.
"Why did you get up?"
"I'm going to school. Are you only allowed to take the 19th bus? β
"Oh." Fang Yan answered, and turned around again.
Jiang Qin poked Fang Yan's back with his fingers and said with a smile, "Teacher Fang, are you really a Tai Chi master?" β
"How can this be fake?" Fang Yan nodded seriously. "I didn't have a chance to play today. I'll see you next time. β
As a result, Jiang Qin laughed even harder.
"This man is sick." After Fang Yan stared at Jiang Qin for a few minutes, he had a judgment in his heart.
"Teacher Fang, don't be so funny, okay? You have to know that the dead laugh also pay for their lives. Jiang Qinjiao gasped.
"I'm not funny." Fang Yan said dissatisfied. He was originally a descendant of Fang's Tai Chi, how could such a serious fact be funny?
"You're going to be funny, aren't youβ" Jiang Qin laughed again. She really loves to laugh.
Fang Yan was silent, not wanting to talk to this little kid who didn't understand anything.
"Hello? Angry? Jiang Qin stood behind Fang Yan, because he was not as tall as Fang Yan, he could only stand on his toes when he spoke, otherwise it would give people the impression that a little girl was talking to a young man's back.
"Nope." Fang Yan faced the window and looked at the early morning street scene of the flower city outside the car.
"Hmph, petty bag, you're angry."
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"Are you really a teacher?"
"Really."
"Are you really a Chinese teacher at Suzaku Middle School?"
"Really."
"I don't believe it."
"Whatever."
"You prove it to me."
"No."
"Liar."
"What did I lie to you?"
"Lie to me, you're a teacher at Suzaku Middle School-"
"I really am."
"Liar."
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The carriages are crowded, and everyone has only a little bit of a foothold. Fang Yan and Jiang Qin were very close to each other, and in order to talk to Fang Yan, Jiang Qin almost stuck half of his chest on Fang Yan's back.
It's just that the little girl is still very reserved, supporting Fang Yan's back with her hands, trying to make a small gap between the two.
"Ahh
Fang Yan stiffened his waist violently and took the girl's forward body down.
It wasn't until Jiang Qin stood up straight again that Fang Yan turned around and looked over.
"What's wrong?" Fang Yan asked.
"He pushed me." Jiang Qin pointed to a middle-aged man in a black suit behind him.
"Who pushed you?" The man lifted his glasses and spoke in a very bad manner. "It was a bump in the car, and I accidentally pressed it up."
"Who let you get so close? What are you doing standing so close? "Jiang Qin is also not a timid lord, accusing middle-aged men of their crimes.
"The car is so small, where can I stand? Afraid of crowding? I'm afraid to take a taxi. β
"You-" Jiang Qin was at a loss of words, she really didn't have a better way to fight back against this kind of tall and shameless man.
Fang Yan looked the middle-aged man up and down, and said to Jiang Qin, "I'll deal with it." β
He pulled Jiang Qin to the front, and then stood himself in the position where Jiang Qin had just stood. His body just isolated Jiang Qin from the middle-aged man.
Fang Yan turned to look at the middle-aged man who was wearing glasses and looked like Sven, and said, "How do you feel?" β
"What?" The man's face was full of disgust, and he was very dissatisfied with Fang Yan's behavior of 'changing seats'.
"I've seen it all."
"What do you see? I don't know what you're talking about. The man's eyes dodged, and he hurriedly defended.
"Don't be so nervousβ"
"I'm not nervous, I'm not doing anything." The middle-aged man didn't like Fang Yan's eyes very much, his eyes were very clear, but when he squinted slightly, he gave people a sharp and stinging feeling. I don't like his smiling face, a way where he knows everything but doesn't say anything.
"Idiot." Fang Yan scolded. "I didn't ask anything, you just busied yourself saying you didn't do anythingβdon't you know that this kind of behavior is called wanting to cover up?"
"Neuropathy." The man cursed and prepared to evacuate.
"Your zipper isn't closed." Fang Yan shouted.