Chapter 2 I've never seen such an arrogant [Ask for Collection]
PS: During the new book period, the collection and red ticket are very, very, very, very important, please!
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The light light of the moon, walking out of the secluded forest on the shore of Wenxi Lake, is a street with the same dim lighting, but this street is full of hair salons and saunas, which is the famous 'red light district' in this area.
None of that matters.
The important thing is that Xiao Yang's forehead is constantly breaking out in cold sweat at this moment.
"This ...... What exactly is this place? ”
From the moment he walked out of the secluded forest, Xiao Yang's eyes touched all kinds of unheard of things, and he was immediately stunned, his steps numbly walked forward, but his mind was chaotic, everything here was so unfamiliar, just like just now, a Jialing motorcycle roared by, which shocked Xiao Yang's little heart.
"Could it be that I'm dead, and this is hell?" Xiao Yang was almost certain that this was definitely not the world he lived in.
However...... None of that matters!
What's more.
"Girl, why are you holding this champion's hand so tightly." Xiao Yang kept muttering silently in his heart, half of the cold sweat on his forehead was flowing because of this, and the woman was wearing a backless dress, the fabric was pitiful, and the bursts of skin-to-skin kisses made the little heart of this boy chicken raised in the Song Dynasty for twenty years continue to accelerate.
Of course, on the surface, Xiao Yang's face is still very calm.
The more uncertain the situation, the more important it is to keep a clear head.
"Where to go?" The woman asked, her eyes were not only at the previous pity, but also with a hint of disdain, daring to love that this handsome guy was still a hillbilly, no, judging from the look he kept looking around curiously just now, he was not as good as a hillbilly. Not only that, but when she walked out of the light, the woman found that this handsome guy was dressed even more strangely, he was wearing a white robe, and now there are still young people wearing robes? However, it is really strange that he doesn't feel a trace of awkwardness, as if this white robe was born for him.
Xiao Yang thought he had covered it up well.
"Which one?" Xiao Yang was stunned for a moment, and his eyes swept the hair salons and hotels with a faint red light on both sides. Immediately relieved, there is no need to observe now, there is no teacher.
It should be asking where to choose to sell the message.
"Whatever."
Xiao Yang chuckled, he didn't care.
About ten minutes later, they were in the room on the second floor of the hotel closest to where they had been standing.
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"You...... You call a chicken without an ID card? ”
The woman's face showed a look of extreme anger, and her chest rose and fell rapidly, don't you know that the Ludao Hotel requires an ID card to open a room? After doing this business for so long, the woman still has to use her ID card to open a house for the first time.
She now feels the urge to hit her headlong to death!
Regarding the ID card, Xiao Yang has been thinking of entering the room from downstairs, but he has never been able to think of a reason.
"Chicken?" Xiao Yang was stunned, and then chuckled, "The girl is really understanding, she came here after many twists and turns, and she is indeed hungry." ”
Xiao Yang secretly laughed in his heart, this organization service that provides intelligence is really thoughtful, and he also provides food so late, but it's really strange here, why is it not 'killing chickens' and 'ordering chickens' but 'calling chickens'?
"I see! To call a chicken is to call a flower chicken! Ha Lu Ha, with the wisdom of this champion, how can this be rare for me. ”
"Hungry?" A trace of disdain flashed in the woman's eyes, "I don't know if you can eat enough." ”
Xiao Yang was not happy, and stretched out five fingers on the spot, "Girl, I once had a record of eating five chickens in one go." ”
"Are you so good?"
"Of course...... Hey, girl, how did you undress? ”
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The woman's eyes stared at Xiao Yang fiercely, she has seen a lot of all kinds of prostitutes, she has never seen such a crazy and stupid woman, who wanted to take off her clothes directly After being stopped by Xiao Yang, she sat on the edge of the bed, anyway, it is a night, you are a handsome guy, you can do whatever you want.
Xiao Yang was even more puzzled, how could he jump off a cliff by himself, this world is completely different, the most obvious sign is that the woman wears less, and she even takes off her clothes in front of her.
There was silence for a moment.
Xiao Yang stood up.
The woman finally breathed a sigh of relief, I damn it, the old lady is in a hurry.
Halfway, Xiao Yang took a step forward.
For such a handsome guy, although the woman has long been desperate in her heart, she still has the mentality that a miracle will happen.
"Girl, why haven't you called the flower chicken yet?"
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The woman stood up suddenly, she couldn't stand it anymore for such a man who pretended to be crazy and stupid, and went straight to the point, "The night package is a full service, I'll give you a first." ”
"?" Xiao Yang was overjoyed, and suddenly had a familiar sense of intimacy, "You can also blow the flute?" ”
Xiao Yang was happy, this was the only familiar word he had heard so far.
The woman's eyes widened, she was very curious about what Xiao Yang would use to describe the word 'also', half loudly, and replied angrily, "Who can't do a in our business." ”
"The girl is really knowledgeable, and she wants to have a good time with the girl, what do you think?"
"You...... You want to ...... with me Compare notes...... ? The woman jumped up, a little creepy, no wonder he didn't move after coming in, could it be that he was glass? The woman's lips trembled, "You can also give a?" ”
"Of course, my surname is Xiao, and I have been immersed in the skill of for several years, and I have finally achieved something." Xiao Yang waved his hand very modestly.
The woman couldn't help but subconsciously take a step back, and such a picture appeared in her mind: the handsome guy in front of her was kneeling on the ground with a cute rabbit blindfold, but in front of him was a burly man, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled......
It's horrible.
Xiao Yang hadn't noticed the woman's abnormality yet, "Hey, by the way, girl, are you used to five-fingered Xiao or seven-fingered Xiao?" ”
"I use ten fingers together." The voice trembled a little.
Xiao Yang was stunned and couldn't help but give a thumbs up, "It's really amazing." ”
"So, girl, let's have a fight? You come first. ”
Although the woman was a little creepy, for the sake of tonight's five hundred yuan, she still let go, and immediately squatted lightly in front of Xiao Yang and stretched out her hand......
"Ahh
Bang!!!
With Xiao Yang's exclamation, the door of the room was suddenly kicked open, and several uniformed figures rushed in.
"Don't move! We are the police! ”
Xiao Yang was stunned, "Police? ”
"Ahh The woman under her was already so frightened that she hugged her head, instantly understood what was going on, and trembled, she didn't expect to be so unlucky to run into the sweeper tonight.
"We are the anti-pornography team of the New District Police Department, and we now suspect that you are carrying out illegal activities here, and we will arrest you." A middle-aged man in a police uniform said in a deep voice, looking at Xiao Yang with a bit of disdain, looking at the posture of the two, do you still need to be suspicious? However, you kid is almost, when the other rooms rushed in, it was already raining, and you are still brewing dark clouds?
"Sweeping?"
The sudden inrush of these policemen made Xiao Yang's brain even more disordered, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, the people here 'order chicken' means 'calling chicken', 'sweeping pornography', is it sweeping the floor? Sweeping the yellow earth, tsk, good, quite appropriate.
Xiao Yang's face arched into a smile, and he waved his hand and said, "If you want to sweep, sweep it quickly, and notify the kitchen after you finish sweeping it, please let them move quickly, I am still waiting for the 'chicken'." Hehe......"
"Hehe......"
As if a cold wind was blowing, the policemen present couldn't help but shiver, and their eyes fell on Xiao Yang's body, one by one dumbfounded and dumbfounded.
They have been fighting so many times, and no prostitute has ever dared to say the word 'call chicken' in front of them, this kid not only said it, but also let himself and others go out early, he ...... He's going to keep calling chickens?
I've seen arrogant people, but I've never seen such an arrogant ......