Chapter 331: Squirting in the face
"It's not serious!" Su Youyou threw the newspaper on him, and the atmosphere that he had finally created was easily destroyed by him in a few words, and said: "Who is afraid of you, these days you have to obediently listen to my orders, you are not allowed to run out, you are not allowed to speak loudly to attract the attention of neighbors, and you are not allowed to ...... Well, that's all for now! ”
Her idea was very simple, to protect Tang Yulan, and then the two fell in love for a long time, maybe they slowly fell in love.
In fact, because of the unique physiological and psychological structure of men and women, generally speaking, after a period of time, men's liking for a woman is a decreasing trend, while women are the opposite, they will become more and more dependent on a person over time.
"Youyou, if the enemy were the enemy, they would definitely guess where I was hiding if I was wounded." Tang Yulan touched his chin, he hadn't shaved his beard for a few days, and he was very prickly.
"Wouldn't it be nice to hide like this?" Su Youyou suddenly didn't know what to say, she really didn't know much about Tang Yulan, just because he had helped herself, saved herself, and was different, so she liked him. It's incredible to think about it now.
If a man can give a woman a sense of security, then the woman is likely to fall in love with the man.
"Can I go to bed if I hide?" Tang Yulan smiled cheekily, turned his head shamelessly, and stared at Su Youyou.
"Ahh Su Youyou screamed, her pretty face flushed, and she said angrily: "Hmph, you can do it yourself, I don't care about you!" He got up and walked towards the bedroom, slamming the door shut.
Tang Yulan looked aggrieved and muttered: "It's strange, I just said to go to bed, and I didn't say anything else, why do girls think about some messy things?" ”
Seeing that the bedroom door was closed and there was no reaction, Tang Yulan simply lay down on the sofa and thought about it, judging from the amount of food in the morning, his strength was gradually recovering, and his self-confidence was becoming stronger and stronger, facing the current situation in Lingjiang City, he was not worried, and he kept planning in his heart.
Su Youyou in the room was sullen, and the person sitting outside was really a dead wood lump that didn't know anything, and he didn't know how to comfort and comfort himself when he came over. On the contrary, there was no movement at all.
She couldn't sit still, put her ear to the door, listened carefully, and thought, "This guy isn't asleep, is he?" ”
"I'm hungry!"
No response......
"I'm hungry, I'm hungry!" Su Youyou opened the door, covered her abdomen with her hands, and made a painful expression.
Tang Yulan tilted his head and said, "What do you mean?" Let me get you something to eat? Please, I'm seriously injured now, oops...... My arm hurts...... The leg also hurts. ”
"To go or not! Your activity is conducive to wound healing. Su Youyou crossed his arms, pouted, and looked at Tang Yulan coldly.
"I don't cook well......"
"It's fine!"
"What about me not washing my hands when I went to the toilet? And ......"
"Phew! Disgusting to death! Su Youyou snorted aggrievedly: "I really have no conscience, and I didn't say that I sucked your blood and ate your flesh, I went shopping all morning, and I bought you clothes, ointment, and personal items, I was hot and tired, and my feet were blistered, and when I went home, I had to be careful to check if I was being followed, and you didn't even cook a meal." ”
"Don't, don't price!" Tang Yulan hurriedly sat up and said, "I'll let you understand the highest level of cooking skills, the Queen of England loves to eat the stir-fried kidney flowers I made!" ”
"Really!" Su Youyou's face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly said, "I want to eat, I want to eat, you make a few more dishes." I've got a special reward! ”
Tang Yulan limped to the kitchen, held the kitchen knife and said, "Hmph, wait for this, I will make you surrender to the magical right hand!" ”
He did spend some time studying the recipes, and he was confident in his cooking skills, opening the convenience bags full of vegetarian dishes and lining them up on the floor.
Su Youyou lay on the door frame, did not speak and bothered, and watched with excitement and suspicion, she was worried about Tang Yulan's injury, and secondly, she thought that when he couldn't cook, he would save the scene urgently, but now it seems that there is no problem.
"Youyu, you wash the board. Then, the dishes are also washed. The meat is also ready! Tang Yulan commanded.
"It's you who cook, why do you let me do these things?" Su Youyou pursed his lips, but still walked over, and seriously wiped the board with a steel wool ball and washed the vegetables. be
Tang Yulan put the cleaned vegetables on the board, his hand rose and fell, and the action was dazzling, and he cut the vegetables at once, and then cut out a bunch of thin slices of meat.
Su Youyou was stunned, pointed to his arm and said, "Your injury is healed?" ”
Tang Yulan said nonchalantly: "This is just a very ordinary action, and it will not tear the wound if it is less than three hundred catties." ”
Su Youyou looked incredulous and said, "Is there such a body?" ”
Then, Tang Yulan made five dishes, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, stir-fried pork with celery, stewed tofu with cabbage, cold lotus root and shredded pork with green peppers, the amount of each dish was very sufficient, and a large pot of rice was steamed, and a few bowls of noodles were ordered by the way. ”
Captain Tang has a strong appetite, which is a good phenomenon, and it feels like the star tattoos are slowly changing. If you want to understand this change, it is like a piece of paper in the middle, and it has never been pierced. If he thinks about it that day, if he lightly pierces it, the wonderful ability of the tattoo is completely integrated into the flesh and blood, and he will enter another world.
"Wow!" Su Youyou's beautiful eyes widened, swallowed hard to spit, and said, "Eat so much again!" If you don't know your age, you must think it's a pig! ”
"Why not a dragon? The dragon swallows the four seas, that is domineering! Now that my body is developing for the second time, I need to supplement more nutrients! You eat more, too! Tang Yulan took out the chopsticks from his mouth and gave her another piece of egg.
Su Youyou didn't seem to pay attention to these, he was slow and logical when he was bored, the chopsticks touched the bowl without sound, swallowed a small bite of rice, suddenly raised his head, stared at the big foodie, and asked thoughtlessly: "Your toilet should be often clogged!" ”
"Poof!" Tang Yulan's cheeks bulged and swelled rapidly, like a toad with explosives in its mouth, and in an instant, the wind and clouds changed abruptly.
Suddenly, the grains of rice flew, three points more violent than the rainstorm! Poor Su Youyou bore the brunt of it, her beautiful eyes breathed fire, her pretty face was crimson, and the rice grains of white flowers were dotted on it, which was particularly obvious.
Tang Yulan looked a little stupid, this is the real explanation of the beautiful food! However, it is inevitably very indecent to spit it out and recycle it in. Swallowing a mouthful of spit, not knowing how to apologize, "That...... It's a pity for these rice. ”
Su Youyou resisted the urge to pick up the food and buckle it on his head, and his delicate body trembled. It's like a car that has stepped on the brakes but slammed the accelerator, and its emotions are extremely unstable, and its murderous eyes are staring at each other, and the slightest carelessness will splash blood ten steps.
"Eat slowly!" Su Youyou shook his arm, quickly walked into the bathroom to wash up, and remembered that the rice grains on his face were still stained with his saliva, he was really ashamed and annoyed, and he jumped his feet again and again but was helpless, and he danced his teeth and claws in the mirror, and tossed for more than ten minutes before he came out.