Chapter 13 Making Friends with Local Tyrants

"No way!" The local tyrant said excitedly: "I can bear it, you put the sleeve down first!" "There is no problem in going up and down the sea of fire for love, how can you escape because of an itch? Although the body is old and uncomfortable, but under the effect of hormones, it is not a problem!

Well, local tyrants, you have to hold on!

Seeing that the local tyrant is so strong, I can't say anything, otherwise it will become a stumbling block on his love road, maybe he will be angry and shoot me like a rabbit to vent his anger!

These pampered rich sons who have been pampered since childhood, all of them have very poor psychological qualities, what can't they do when they get angry?

I have put down twenty or thirty sets in a row, and this road has been made into a net by me, and no matter how cunning the rabbit is, it will be finished in the face of this endless series of sets!

And I was lucky enough to find a sunny hillside, which is where rabbits like to hide, and there are rabbit holes everywhere. This book update address t/rzsvxvv In this feng shui treasure land, I have another looper, and there is a great possibility of catching a rabbit!

After getting off the trap, I ran to the bushes on the hill to put the hook. A rice hook, a line and a corn grains, this trap is simple and ingenious, and the success rate of catching pheasants is very high, second only to shotguns. This bush is a place where pheasants like to nest, and if you smell the aroma of sake lees and eat it, you will be caught in the stomach if you swallow the hook, and it will be impossible to run away!

After all the trap hooks were placed, I breathed a heavy sigh of relief, and the next thing is to look at the character!

When I walked halfway up the mountain to find the local tyrant in a happy mood, he was now half-kneeling on the ground, holding a stick in his hand and poking at a hole, I wondered what this guy was doing? Look at it like this, most of them are poking some kind of nest!

I'm going to wipe it, I just suffered such a big loss, and I still don't stop?

There's all sorts of mess on this mountain, and it's really dangerous to do that!

"I saw a pika run into this hole!" Squatting on the ground, the local tyrant shouted excitedly while stabbing it: "I'll poke it out with a stick!" "The pika is a mouse-like rabbit that is about the size of a mouse! But pikas generally grow at higher altitudes, so we don't have them here, okay?

Most of what you see are mountain rats, even if you poke them out, dare to give them to Miss He? Although the mountain rat grew up eating wild nuts and sweet potatoes, it tastes very good when dried, unlike those sewer rats in the city, but if you dare to give this to her, it's strange that she doesn't beat you as a punching bag!

Just as he was about to stop the local tyrant from continuing to do stupid things, he saw a disgusting thing suddenly burst out of it, opening his mouth and biting the back of the local tyrant's hand!

Yes!

Damn, it turned out to be an earthy brown poisonous snake, with a head like a soldering iron, very poisonous!

was bitten by something, the local tyrant reached out to shake off the poisonous snake, and there were two deep tooth marks on the back of his hand!

"I'll kill you!" Wielding the stick in his hand and hitting the snake on the ground, the local tyrant brother was so angry that he even bullied me?

"Don't move!" Seeing the local tyrant's death, I hurriedly shouted: "A movement toxin will spread!" "Take out a piece of the remaining nylon rope, I wrapped it around the wrist of the local tyrant brother and strangled it several times without saying a word, and then tied a dead knot!

In the blink of an eye, the local tyrant's palm swollen!

Seeing that the poison was so domineering, the local tyrants were about to cry: "How can there be a poisonous snake in the mouse hole?" Dead daddy! "When I came to Qinghe Town, the local tyrant felt so strange and terrible, how did the people here survive? It's just a wilderness survival expert, and it's not easy to survive under the power of nature!

"Have you ever heard of the idiom that snakes and rats have a nest?" I looked at the local tyrant a little speechlessly: "Snakes don't make holes, and eating the rats inside in the summer is a snake's nest." When the snake hibernates, the rats will come back to eat the snake, and they will love and kill each other! ”

Seeing the poisonous snake fleeing in a hurry, in fact, others are more aggrieved, okay? Honestly stay in your own hole and hibernate, you have to poke and poke other people's chrysanthemums with a stick, who do you bite if you don't bite? Fortunately, it's only early winter, and if the soldering iron head that wakes up in the spring bites you, it can kill you!

"Am I going to die?" The local tyrant felt that his hands were cold, and the sharp pain continued to pass through the guò nerves to his brain, and the feeling was terrible!

"This snake is not very venomous!" I comforted my brother and said, "It belongs to the category of pit vipers!" "Can't let him know the truth, or he will lose the courage to survive!

"I don't understand!" The local tyrant shook his head, he had no interest in snakes!

"In terms of classification, it is a close relative of Zhu Yeqing!" I smiled and said, "But the toxicity is a little weaker, and if you're lucky, you can live a little longer!" ”

Nani!

The local tyrant has a feeling of five thunderbolts, bamboo leaf green? The toxicity is a little weaker, and this is still the rhythm of death!

"Big brother! You're going to save me! The local tyrants were about to kneel down for me, and shouted in panic: "I have money, a car, and many beautiful women like me, I don't want to die!" "Rich people are afraid of death, I have long known this!

"Don't move!" I hurriedly said, "I'll help you deal with the wound, you can bear with the pain a little!" "Use a lighter to light a bunch of pine branches, take out a knife and burn it on the fire, grab the palm of the local tyrant's brother, avoid the blood vessels, aim at the two tooth holes, cut into it ruthlessly, cut through the skin and flesh to cut out a cross-shaped wound, and then squeeze the poisonous blood inside out!

Seeing his blood spraying out like water, the local tyrant's brother was so painful that he almost fainted!

But when he thought that he might die, he could only grit his teeth and hold on, this is fighting with the god of death, the saint warrior will not be defeated, I want to live to protect the goddess Athena!

"Hold back!" Two minutes later, Brother Tuhao's blood flowed all over the ground, and I felt that the poisonous blood was almost crowded, so I immediately picked up a burning pine and pressed it on the wound, which is an effective way to destroy the residual poison, and it can coagulate the wound, otherwise his hand will continue to bleed!

The soldering iron head belongs to the pit viper, and the bite will bleed non-stop, coupled with my fierce way of healing poison, burning the wound with charcoal fire is the best way to stop the bleeding!

Of course, that taste is definitely not good!

Yes!

The terrible scream came from the mouth of the local tyrant, and the feeling of being burned by the fire and coals did not need to be thought about and knew that it was very painful, and the local tyrant grinned and his tears were flowing outside, and it was so miserable. However, at the thought that his life might be in danger, the local tyrant still endured it and didn't dare to move, and the cold sweat quickly flowed down his face!

"Go back and let the doctor give you a shot of serum!" In this way, most of the poisonous blood is removed, although there is still some residual poison, but as long as the wrist is strangled and does not flow into the heart, there is nothing to do, and the local tyrant can be regarded as picking up a life. After the wound was treated, I looked at the white liquid on the hand of the local tyrant a little strangely, why did it have a pungent smell?

Turning around and looking at the stick that the local tyrant threw on the ground to stab the snake hole, a few leaves looked like Tsubaki buds, and some white liquid flowed from the broken place, and there were traces of black liquid flowing through many places in the bark, which looked as if it was... In fact, it's a lacquer tree!

Forget it, I decided not to tell him this sad story yet, for fear that he would have a psychological breakdown and not be able to accept this crippled reality!

"Xiao Ming, why are my hands so itchy?" The local tyrant raised his hands and looked at me with a strange face!

"It's okay, it's not just about itching in a while!" Looking at the dying local tyrant brother, I think it's better to take him down the mountain quickly, this guy and Dashan are in charge, and he has been poisoned by three kinds of poison in just an hour, and he may really die if he stays here!

"Oh!" The local tyrant nodded, he had been tortured to the point that his spirit was a little numb!

I ran down the mountain, drove back to Qinghe Town and went straight to the hospital, and I was relieved to see the local tyrant being sent to the emergency room!

Half an hour later, the local tyrant with a face swollen like a pig's head was pushed into the ward with a haggard face, looking at the ceiling of the hospital bed with blank eyes, the injuries on his body were secondary, and the psychological trauma was the root of his decadence!

"Brother, it's just a stick, is that it?" After a long while, the local tyrant raised his hands, looked at the swollen palms like bubbles, touched the face that had turned into a pig's head, and burst into tears!

Seeing the appearance of the local tyrant, I sighed silently in my heart, it was indeed a stick, but it was a lacquer tree, this thing could not be eaten by insects for decades after being mixed and diluted and brushed on the furniture. How toxic is the raw lacquer that comes out of the bark? Poison doesn't kill people, but poisoning you into a pig's head is sure enough!

"Take care of your injuries!" I didn't know how to comfort him, so I sighed softly: "When I catch the rabbit, I'll send it to you!" ”

"Brother! Thank you! The local tyrant took out a business card from his body and handed it to me: "This is my personal phone number, call me if I encounter any difficulties in the future!" You saved me once, I remember this kindness in my heart! ”

The local tyrant is really injured, he can accept it when he is rejected by the goddess, he can bear to be bitten by the dog he bought, but he gets food poisoning when he eats a few wild fruits, it is also poisonous to cut a tree stick, and a hibernating poisonous snake can be poked out of the rabbit's nest, no wonder grandpa used to say that the deep mountains and old forests are the most deadly, and he used to think he was bragging, but now it seems that this is really the case!

If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you! Woooooo

"Brother Tuhao, you have to be strong!" Remembering the phone number on the business card, I turned around and left the hospital!

Thinking of the local tyrant's unlucky experience today, I only have one feeling that this guy is in a collision with this mountain god, otherwise I really can't explain why he is so unlucky!

Walking on the road, my mood is very bright, I have become friends with local tyrants, and I feel that the whole person is in a different state!

Early the next morning, I climbed to the place where I was going to get my catch. Quite lucky, I caught three gray hare and two beautiful pheasants, I gave all these things to the local tyrant, and he was so moved that he almost burst into tears!

After completing the task of the local tyrant, I quietly ran to Miss He's ward, although I didn't mean to fix the local tyrant, but he practiced himself like this, Miss He should be satisfied, right?

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