Chapter 306: A Big Tiger on Land, a Worm in the Water 2
Qingqing and Xiaoxiao are going crazy, they have never fished when they grow so big, they have never seen it. The two girls were so busy that their clothes were wet, so they simply took off their shoes and coats, and continued to fish with only a small suspender.
It is also because there are indeed a lot of fish in the big pond, although the two girls fish for the first time and have no skills at all, but after a while, they really let them have a big grass carp on the net, and the two girls are so happy that they can't find the north, and they hug each other happily on the raft.
The breath of youth is radiant, the delicate body is concave and convex, the brothers are dry and dry, and their eyes are about to pop out. This time I didn't feel bitter at all, and even looked forward to these two girls going crazy until tomorrow morning.
Qingqing is nothing, her body is well-proportioned, charming like a flower, and she looks delicate even if she is wearing a small suspender. But Xiaoxiao is different, the proud twin peaks are almost about to break the small sling, and as the body shakes, the two lumps on the chest are even more shaking.
"Big, so fucking big, why is it so big?" Zhou Hu's eyes widened, and he said to himself with a smile.
Seeing that this kid was enchanted again, Zhou Yu hurriedly gave him a kick under the water, but this guy still didn't know it, and still stared at the big bull's eyes and looked at the small fruit.
Anyway, Xiaoxiao was excitedly catching fish, and he felt a little cold in his chest, and there was a feeling of pinpricks, so he wanted to look down to see what was going on.
But when he lowered his head, he accidentally saw Zhou Hu with his mouth open and drooling, and then followed his gaze forward, isn't the end point his chest?
I secretly cursed the hooligan in my heart. Then Zhuge Xiaoxiao blushed, waved the fishing net in his hand, and flew over to Zhou Hu.
Zhou Yu was planning to kick his brother again at this time, this picture of Brother Pig was too ugly. But at this time, I suddenly saw that Xiaoxiao actually treated his brothers as fish. So he hurriedly sank into the water, and as a result, the net caught Zhou Hu, a big fish.
Zhou Hu is admiring the body art in front of him with a pious attitude. Unexpectedly, he suddenly became a fish in someone's net, so he struggled a few times. How can Xiaoxiao have his strength? So he fell into the water with a "plop" sound......
When Zhou Yu surfaced, the scene in front of him made him chill. I saw that Xiaoxiao was like a mermaid, holding the tiger's head and constantly pressing it into the water, Zhou Hu couldn't stretch his hands and feet because he was caught in a fishing net, so he could only die and struggle.
"Poof, save~"
Zhou Hu finally poked his head out of the water, and before he could finish speaking, he was pressed down again.
Qingqing was so anxious on the raft that she saw Zhou Yu showing her head, and hurriedly shouted: "Zhou Yu, hurry up and pull them away!" ”
Zhou Yu had already swam towards this side at this time. grabbed Xiaoxiao and pushed her to the raft, and then removed the fishing net from Zhou Hu's body.
After the four of them went ashore, Zhou Hu fell on the grass on the shore and didn't get up, just staring at the starry sky with wide eyes. Zhuge Xiaoxiao sat on the grass a little embarrassed and was silent. As for Zhou Yu and Qingqing, they packed the two big grass carp on the raft with nets and took them to the grass.
Seeing that the two enemies were silent and staring at the starry sky, Zhou Yu and Qingqing looked at each other and smiled, then went over and dragged Xiaoxiao up, and the three of them came to Zhou Hu together.
"Why didn't Huzi speak, wasn't he stupid?" Zhou Yu asked with a smile.
"Brother Ergou, I was poured a belly of water by a girl. It's faceless! Mourning is greater than the death of the heart, although my body is built, but the heart is dead. Ignore me, and let me take a good look at the starry sky. Feel the breeze and the moon, and maybe my soul will float away tonight.
Alas, the willow shore dawns and the waning moon. Thinking of going, thousands of miles of smoke. The twilight is heavy and the sky is wide. What a good sentence, it's a pity that I can't study literature with Lao Cao in the future. ”
The three of them listened with black lines on their heads. These are all gods and horses? It's a mess. It seems that this guy still has less water.
"Pot head, who do you say is a? Is there not enough water? ”
Zhou Hu, who was lying on the ground, rolled his eyelids and said angrily: "What's the matter, aren't you a girl?" I'm telling you, if you hadn't used intrigue I would have been doused by you? Dream on. Girl, do you know my name back then? Hmph, I'm afraid it will scare you when I say it! ”
As soon as he quarreled with Xiaoxiao, Zhou Hu's newly dead heart came back to life, and he had a verbal battle with Xiaoxiao.
"Oh? Does Huzi still have a name? Zhou Yu said quickly. Qingqing saw that the two were about to start a war of words again, so she hurriedly changed the topic.
Who knew that Zhou Yu covered his face and turned his head and didn't speak, and was beaten twice by Qingqing in disgust before turning around, but the two big hands still covered his face.
Qingqing was speechless, and asked with a smile: "Zhou Yu, Huzi's nickname is so earth-shattering that you don't dare to say it?" ”
Zhou Hu had already sat up at this time, and he felt very disgusted when he looked at Brother Ergou's pretentiousness, so he pouted and said, "I said Brother Ergou, is my name so difficult for you to say?" Say, tell them generously, so that this vicious girl can know how powerful I am. ”
"Brother, then I really said it, you can't blame me for the consequences."
"Damn, you can't grind, how can you look like a girl? If I wasn't afraid that others would say that I was a princess selling melons and boasting about myself, I would have said it myself, hurry up! ”
Zhou Yu glanced at Zhou Hu and said in embarrassment: "Huzi, do you really have to say it?" ”
"Say ~~~!" Zhou Hu was so angry that his eyes turned blue and he yelled loudly.
Okay, Zhou Yu took a deep breath to strengthen himself, and then said loudly and arrogantly: "Qingqing, Xiaoxiao, listen well, my brother's name is: a big tiger on land, a worm in the water!" ”
"Giggles...... "The two girls couldn't stand it anymore, and they squatted on the ground and laughed for ten minutes.
"Giggles, pot head, your name is really too domineering, the little woman is willing to bow down." Zhuge Xiaoxiao covered his stomach and said to Zhou Hu.
Zhou Hu lay upright on the ground again, this time he didn't even roll his eyes, and even shed a few heroic tears.
"Huzi, this is what you asked me to say, I said I won't say it, you have to let me say it, after saying that, you are like a bear, is there any heavenly reason?" Seeing that Zhou Hu was pretending to be dead again, Zhou Yu was angry and complained to Zhou Hu.
"Tuesday Dog, my name is all ruined in your hands, my name is clear: a big tiger on land, a small white dragon in the water. When did I become a worm? Zhou Hu was so angry with Zhou Yu that he came back to life and shouted at Zhou Yu.
"No, Huzi, you were clearly this name before I was in high school, I still remember that time you and we were diving in Xianyu Bay, but the roots of the big tree hanging under the water with your pants didn't float up for a long time, and you were full of water, and I and Wu Lao Er went down to rescue you.
Later, we hung you on a branch and put you out to control the water, and I remember that we were half-basin of water. Later, when you kid saw the water, he was stunned, and this guy gave you such a name, could it be that you forgot it? ”
Slap in the face, this is a naked slap in the face, Zhou Hu was so angry that he jumped up and gritted his teeth and said: "Brother Ergou, what hundred years of yellow calendar are you still turning out?" Do you know that since then, I have worked hard to overcome the psychological barrier, and then my friends gave me a new name, which is the big tiger on land, and the little white dragon in the water. Do you know the way, I don't know if you ask me, what do you say you are talking nonsense? Pity my first name, I don't live anymore ~~~"
Zhou Hu was so angry that he rolled on the ground, while Zhuge Xiaoxiao and Qingqing trembled with laughter.
Zhou Yu scratched his head embarrassedly and said to Zhou Hu: "Don't be angry, Huzi, brother, I don't know what happened later, you said this is the whole thing." ”
Looking at Qingqing and Xiaoxiao in the distance, laughing and jumping, and the big face in front of him was even more hateful, Zhou Hu closed his eyes, waved his big hand and said: "I don't talk to you, you are a bad lewd, don't appear by my side for an hour from now on, otherwise I will find a big tree and hang myself." ”
After speaking, this guy no longer paid attention to Zhou Yu, sat cross-legged with his eyes closed, folded his hands, and muttered as if chanting.
Zhou Yu spread out his hand and smiled bitterly, then left the kid in place, and lifted the two big grass carp to the kitchen by himself. No matter what, this dinner still has to be eaten, and there must be fish and meat.
"Damn, they're all ancestors, they can't be provoked!" Zhou Yu sighed in his heart.
At dinner, Zhou Yu braised all the two big grass carp, and the fragrant and crystal red grass carp pieces exuded an attractive fish fragrance, not only Xiao Xiao and Qingqing had a big appetite, but even Zhou Hu, who was about to become a monk, was also attracted to come, and ate two bowls of fish in a row before stopping.
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The four young people got up early the next morning, Zhou Yu picked a few big peaches, washed and chopped, sprinkled some red beans and millet to make a pot of fruit and grain porridge, and when the porridge was good, add some washed wild grapes, and put it out after boiling.
Then Zhou Yu cut two salted duck eggs, fried a small salted fish, and then served the braised grass carp left over from last night to the table.
The fruit and cereal porridge was fragrant and sweet, and it was a little sour, and the two girls had a great appetite and sweated profusely. After drinking two mouthfuls of porridge, take a sip of the bubbling red salted duck egg yolk, which can be fragrant to the heart.
The porridge is tired, the salted duck egg yolk is also tired of eating, pick up a fried golden small salted fish and chew it slowly in the mouth, the more you chew, the more fragrant the more you love to chew, and then drink a mouthful of porridge when the mouth is full of a salty fragrance......
After drinking two large bowls of porridge and eating a salted duck egg and a few small salted fish, the two girls did not dare to eat any more, and put down the dishes and chopsticks and walked to the edge of the pond. (To be continued......)