Chapter 1034: Cat Poop Coffee

In Song Yueting's office, Wang Zi sat on Song Yueting's office chair, while Song Yueting sat on Wang Zi's lap with her hands around his neck.

"Originally, the school had to review every program that was reported, and the way to review it was very simple, that is, to perform the program in front of the teachers who were responsible for planning the orientation party." Song Yueting said, "But as soon as I told them that the foreign aid invited by our archaeology department was Mengjie, they decisively dismissed this so-called audit, and asked me to keep it secret, and give everyone a surprise at that time." ”

"So you don't even have to rehearse?" Wang Zi asked with a slight smile.

"It's natural." Song Yueting said, "The song that you and Mengjie's sister are going to sing does not appear in the program list now, and the four words 'confidentiality, surprise' are written on the program list, which means that even those two hosts, now they only know that there is such a secret program, but they don't know that you and Mengjie are going to sing this song together, and the purpose is also to give everyone a huge surprise at that time." ”

"It seems that the school attaches great importance to my show." Wang Zi said with some scare.

"It's to pay attention to Sister Mengjie." Song Yueting glanced at Wang Zi and said mercilessly, "I don't value you, but how to arrange for Sister Mengjie to enter the school without being recognized, that's your business." ”

Wang Zi nodded and said, "Don't worry, Mengjie wears that big sunglasses, and then wears a peaked cap, and is with me, no one must have thought that she would be Gao Mengjie." ”

Song Yueting nodded, thinking about it, who would have thought that standing next to this obscene guy who looked like a dick would be that big star Gao Mengjie?

"Teacher Song, what are you doing?" Wang Zi's hand with a lewd smile had already hit Song Yueting's chest.

"Get out!" Song Yueting slapped his hand away angrily, "I have to go to a meeting in a while." ”

Wang Zi said that he was very sorry, but he also ate Song Yueting's tofu for a while, and then returned to the classroom, what made Wang Zi slightly surprised was that Situ Ruoshui, who had not come to class for three or four days, was sitting there, and was listening to Jiang Feng and Yang Guifei spitting and saying something.

"Oh, princess, you don't know, Xiao Si is such a pretending person, let's just say that he was on the playground last time," Jiang Feng said, "That guy obviously has basketball skills, but he should disguise himself as a rookie and finally shoot a three-point shot...... Well, that basket is like a football goal, just throw it and get in. ”

"That's it, Princess." Yang Guifei slapped her head with her big hand and said, "Later, I even carried my younger brother and sister to slam the dunk, why are you pretending to be so forced?" Isn't it okay to keep a low profile? Didn't he know that pretending to be forced would be struck by lightning? ”

"Wasn't he struck by lightning?" Jiang Feng corrected, and then his eyes winked at Yang Guifei.

Yang Guifei slapped her head again with her big hand, with a suddenly realized expression: "It turns out that he was really struck by lightning, no wonder I always feel as if I haven't said anything." ”

Wang Zi already had a black line on his face, and he couldn't wait to rush over and shoot these two Liang guys who were jealous of him and hated him so much that they always insulted his personality and IQ to death.

Situ Ruoshui giggled and said, "It turns out that guy is so pretending to be forced." ”

"Isn't it?" Jiang Feng continued to stab the knife, "Actually, it's okay to pretend to be forced, after all, he was also struck by lightning and got the punishment he deserved, the key junior...... It's too insidious, it's too shameless. Didn't you mobilize everyone to sign up for tonight's orientation party two days ago? We all signed up, but Xiao Si actually denied all of our shows...... Aren't you saying you're humiliating Yang Guifei? ”

"Uh...... Humiliate me? Yang Guifei was stunned.

"Why didn't it humiliate you?" Jiang Feng couldn't wait to slap this guy whose brains couldn't keep up, "Didn't you practice "Two Tigers" for half an hour in order to participate in this welcome party?" Xiaosi didn't let you sing on stage, isn't this humiliation? ”

"That's right!" Yang Guifei patted the back of her head, "Xiaosi is too insidious, and he humiliated me unconsciously." ”

Situ Ruoshui was already out of breath laughing, thinking to himself why these people were so interesting?

it! Wang Zizai couldn't help it, so he walked over and coughed a few times to show that he was actually saving.

"Oh, little four, you're here." Jiang Feng immediately changed his face, "Just now I was telling the princess how wise and martial you are?" ”

"How did I hear you saying that I was shameless and sinister?" Wang Zi said speechlessly.

Jiang Feng was stunned for a moment, and then said with an innocent face: "Is there one?" You can't be mistaken, right? As he spoke, he looked at Yang Guifei, "Boss, did you say that Xiao Si was shameless and insidious?" ”

"Yes, you still say that he is pretending." Yang Guifei said.

"......" Jiang Feng only felt a pain in his chest, and he already had a feeling of being stabbed, not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates.

"Haha......" Situ Ruoshui laughed heartlessly, "You guys...... I'm laughing to death, haha......"

"By the way, what about the third child?" Wang Zi asked, as soon as he arrived at the school just now, he asked Miao Jingjing to come to the class first, and then went directly to Song Yueting's office, so he didn't know if Qi Xiaohei came.

"Looks like there's something going on at home." Jiang Feng said, "After we separated yesterday afternoon, Xiao Hei received a call from home and left in a hurry. ”

"Something at home?" Wang Zi frowned slightly and said, "There won't be anything serious, right?" ”

Jiang Feng shook his head and said: "I don't know, let's call at noon to ask, it's really not good, let's go find him, the third is from Yanjing, I heard him say that his home is close to the suburbs, and it's quite far from here." ”

Wang Zi nodded and didn't continue to dwell on this matter, and sat down in the position next to Miao Jingjing...... As always, Miao Jingjing was looking at him with soft eyes, as if she could never get enough of it.

"Wang Zi, let's eat together at noon?" Situ Ruoshui looked at Wang Zi's side face and said, "I have something to tell you." ”

Wang Zi looked at her and asked, "What's the matter, you're going to give money?" Wang Zi has not forgotten that Situ Ruoshui once said that a trip to Paris will give each person one million travel expenses.

"What do you say?" Situ Ruoshui smiled, as if she was a little fox who had taken a big advantage, and she naturally understood what Wang Zi meant.

After class in the morning, Miao Jingjing went to meet with Ji Bing'er and them for dinner, while Wang Zi followed Situ Ruoshui to the Shangdao Cafe opposite the school, of course, the so-called café does not only sell coffee, but also Western food such as steak pasta, and it can be seen that Situ Ruoshui seems to have a soft spot for coffee.

"Cat poop coffee tastes so good." After Situ Ruoshui took a sip of coffee, he said with an intoxicated face, "You also taste it?" ”

"Uh...... What do you call it? The corners of Wang Zi's mouth twitched slightly, and he sternly doubted whether he had heard it wrong.

"Cat coffee." Situ said with a disdainful face, "Classmate Wang Zi, you are too earthy, you don't even have any common sense, you don't recognize cat coffee, you know, this is one of the most expensive coffees in the world." ”

"Uh......" Wang Zi looked at the steaming cup of coffee, and already had a feeling of nausea, "Is the cat poop you said is the cat's poop?" ”

"Nonsense, this coffee is produced from the feces of a civet cat from Indonesian coconut cats, so it's called cat poop coffee." Situ Ruoshui looked at Wang Zi like an idiot and said.

"Uh...... Or you drink it. Wang Zi pushed the cup of coffee towards Situ Ruoshui with a cold face, so he didn't eat.

Situ Ruoshui shook his head with disdain and said, "Such a good thing, I don't even know how to enjoy it." Wang Zi, who was unceremoniously speaking, pushed over and took a cup of coffee in front of him.

Regarding Situ Ruoshui's contempt, Wang Zi once again firmly stated that he would not eat...... No, it's coffee made from.

"By the way, I've already signed up for an international tour group for you, and I'll leave for Paris as a tourist next Tuesday, so stay with your women this weekend, maybe you won't see them again." Situ Ruoshui stirred the coffee very elegantly, then took a sip with great enjoyment, and then looked at Wang Zi and said casually.

Wang Zi raised his eyebrows slightly, and then said with a smile: "Princess, why do you think you think I will sleep in Paris forever?" ”

Situ Ruoshui waved his hand and said, "Who knows? Maybe we'll sleep in Paris for a long time, after all, we're going to that Kerry this time. Popile's private estate stole the head of the snake, and with the status of the Popile family in France, the entire estate would definitely be extremely heavily guarded, and if it was discovered, it might die a terrible death. ”

"Are you scared?" Wang Zi asked.

Situ Ruoshui nodded and said, "It's false to say that I'm not afraid, but ......" said with an extremely ambiguous expression, "My dear, I believe you will definitely protect me." ”

Wang Zi instantly got goosebumps, and said speechlessly: "My task is to protect you, and naturally I won't let you have any accidents." ”

"Thank you!" Situ Ruoshui said with a smile.

"You're welcome." Wang Zi said, and then stretched out his hand in front of Situ Ruoshui, "You can give me something." ”

"Something? What is it? Situ Ruoshui was stunned.

"Travel, a million." Wang Zi said.

"Money junkies!" Situ Ruoshui said with disdain, but picked up the bag on the side, took out a bank card from it and handed it over.

"Thank you." Wang Zi took it and said with a smile, "Then I'll go first." ”

"Uh...... You haven't eaten yet? ”

"No, I don't want to be a two-hundred-and-five-year-old like I did at Starbucks." Wang Zi grinned, then stood up very chic and turned to leave.