In Yan Xiaokai's stunned expression, Shangguan Wusu actually put his hand into the open trouser chain again, and then didn't dig it out more, just took out a little bit, took out something, and then turned his back

Immediately after, there was a gurgling sound on the urinal, but ...... She didn't crouch down, she just stood like that, straight upright.

When she turned around, although it was only for a moment, Yan Xiaokai could still see it clearly, it was a unique feature of a man, although it was smaller in size and uglier than herself, but it was indeed the same.

This time, Yan Xiaokai was really thundered, the thunder was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, crispy on the top and crisp on the bottom, and scolded silently: "I, I'll push you to the lungs, you, you, you are ......"

It took half a minute for the sound of the water to stop, and Shangguan Wusu pulled up his trouser chain, but before he turned around, he shivered very manly.

Satisfied, he saw Yan Xiaokai's pale look, and asked suspiciously, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Yan Xiaokai pointed at her tremblingly, and asked in a trembling voice, "You, are you a shemale?"

Shangguan Wusu glanced at him, "You are a shemale, your whole family is a shemale, Lao Tzu is a fake man." Didn't you see that just now? Would you like to take another look?"

Yan Xiaokai waved his hand again and again, and said angrily: "I have it myself, it depends on you for anything."

Shangguan Wusu said: "Then you say I'm a shemale again"

Yan Xiaokai looked under him, and then at his bulging chest, "But, you ......"

Shangguan Wusu's face appeared with a strange smile, then he unzipped the leather coat, put his hand in, and then took out two buns in disposable plastic bags.

That's right, it's the kind of big meat buns that can be bought at the vegetable market

Shangguan Wusu untied one of the plastic bags, stuffed the bun into his mouth and bit it hard, chewing while handing the other to Yan Xiaokai, "Do you want it?" It's still hot."

Yan Xiaokai sweated wildly, waved his hand again and again, and said, "No, don't"

Shangguan Wusu chewed the bun and asked, "Aren't you hungry?"

Yan Xiaokai smiled bitterly, I'm hungry, but can I eat the buns you took out from this place? And you haven't washed your hands yet, and you're full when you look at it.

Shangguan Wusu took a big bite of the meat bun and said, "Don't pull it down, anyway, I'm hungry and eat two pads first."

Yan Xiaokai couldn't cry or laugh, and only after half a sound did he settle down and ask, "Shangguan, why do you want to dress up as a man?"

Shangguan Wusu asked: "If I said that when I applied for the exam, I didn't have contact lenses and regarded gender as sexual orientation, and I suddenly filled in the wrong way, so now I have to dress as a man, would you believe it?"

Yan Xiaokai looked at him expressionlessly, "Do you think I believe it?"

Shangguan Wusu spread his hands and said helplessly: "Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I can only say this now."

Yan Xiaokai looked at his face with heavy makeup, and the chest that had been deflated but still had a little curvature, and felt awkward again, because this guy must be wearing a bra under his leather coat.

Suddenly, he remembered his heartbeat in the classroom just now, and it was even more reversed. A little crying and scolding: "Shangguan, do you dare to cheat your father a little more?"

"Pit daddy?" Shangguan Wusu was full of meat buns, and said vaguely: "If it weren't for my father, I wouldn't be guilty of this crime, do you think I'm willing to dress up as a man?" I hate shemales the most."

Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously, "Your father?"

Shangguan Wusu realized that he had missed his mouth, and hurriedly put down the buns, and then said: "Brother, I really can't explain this matter so much now, anyway, you just know that I have a hard time." And it won't be long before you'll know everything. ”

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to nod, and then said to him: "You hurry up, others will see you and me staying here in a while, and they still think what we are doing?"

Shangguan Wusu said lightly: "Both of us are men, what can we do?"

Yan Xiaokai said angrily: "But now you are pretending to be a woman."

Shangguan Wusu still said very two-hundred-five: "I'm not afraid"

Yan Xiaokai roared: "I'm afraid"

Shangguan Wusu walked to the door of the toilet a little reluctantly.

Yan Xiaokai exhaled, and when he opened the rusty trouser chain, his heart was still complicated and inexplicable, where is this?

Heroes save beauty? Phew, saved a shemale

M, Lao Tzu swears that he will never do such a stupid thing again

When the two came out of the toilet, many candidates had already handed in their papers and walked out of the classroom, and when they saw this man and "woman" coming out of the men's toilet one after the other, their faces were full of complicated colors, and their eyes were very ambiguous.

Yan Xiao was happy to know that everyone had misunderstood, but he couldn't explain it, so he could only stare at Shangguan Wusu fiercely, and could only walk out sullenly.

Shangguan Wusu glared at those guys fiercely, "What are you looking at?" Haven't you ever seen anyone go to the bathroom?"

Some timid people saw that this "woman" was so fierce and spicy, and immediately bowed their heads and left. Some of the bold ones who liked to join in the fun simply stopped.

One of them sneered: "It's not uncommon to go to the toilet, everyone has to go to the toilet, but it's the first time I've seen a man and a woman go to the same toilet in broad daylight."

As soon as this remark came out, it immediately caused a burst of laughter from everyone.

The other followed, "yes, they didn't expect to do anything good."

Another voice continued: "But it's not necessarily good if you don't do a good job, look at the two of them, it's only ten minutes to come out of the classroom, it's over so quickly, that little white face definitely can't do it"

Another voice echoed: "Yes, Fei Shao is very right, hey, little sister, find an embroidered pillow that you don't like, then it's better to find us Fei Shao, we Fei Shao is also a rich and handsome, and that aspect is super powerful, who tries who knows the way."

Shangguan Wusu was annoyed, and immediately rushed up and pointed at those people and scolded: "You guys, are you innocent and find fault?"

This scene is a bit funny, because the joke of this "woman" is obviously a few tall horses, fat and strong, and a height of more than one meter.

The "woman" stood in front of them, at most half of the people's catties, how dare she shout like this? It can be said that the ignorant are fearless

The man named Fei Shao happened to be standing in front of Shangguan Wusu, so he snorted coldly: "What's wrong with finding fault with you?" Lao Tzu has long seen that you are not pleasing to the eye, hurry up and get out, squeak and crooked, Lao Tzu will whip you"

Yan Xiaokai originally walked away, but he didn't feel Shangguan Wusu catching up, so he couldn't help but look back and found that he was actually scolding a few people, and it seemed that he still had the intention of doing it, so he couldn't help but be startled, although he was a little annoyed that this guy was pretending to be a woman to deceive his feelings, but how to say that this guy had just helped him make a test paper, and he was worried that he would suffer, so he hurriedly walked back.

You must know that none of the people who can participate in this exam are good at stubble

"Shangguan, what are you doing?"

"Don't you care" Shangguan Wusu snorted angrily and pushed Yan Xiaokai aside, pointed at the man named Fei Shao and scolded: "What did you just say? You are a genetically mutated alien, a murderer with a clogged septic tank, a chimpanzee with a yin and yang imbalance, and a superindividual who lives with cockroaches. Semi-plants with rotting vitality, living dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, raw materials for the repeated destruction of the universe, you ugly and scary monster, you kind of say it again."

The man with little fee was obviously not as good as the articulate Shangguan Wusu, and he didn't insert it several times, but he was scolded for being bloody, and he immediately blushed, and finally raised his hand in annoyance and anger: "You stinky bitch, you stinky mouth again, see if Lao Tzu smokes you?"

Shangguan Wusu greeted him without showing any fear, straightened up his chest that had been deflated a lot and shouted: "You come, you come, if you don't dare to smoke, you are a mixed thing between your mother and your grandfather, uncle, second uncle, and third uncle."

This last sentence is so vicious that everyone is stupid

Yan Xiaokai was also stunned and couldn't come back to his senses, if he could, he really wanted to pretend that he didn't know Shangguan Wusu.

Sure enough, these words completely stimulated that Fei Shao.

The big slap was picked up, and it immediately swept towards Shangguan Wusu's face, which had at least half a catty of powder.

If this slap was confirmed, Shangguan Wusu's thin body would definitely fly out like a kite.

For a while, everyone's hearts were raised to their throats, because a bloody case was about to happen in front of them.

It's just that the result was completely unexpected.

The sound of "ah" actually came out of Fei Shao's mouth, and everyone looked at it and found that Fei Shao's hand that had almost slapped the "woman" had been pinched by her, and then one twisted, shouldered, bent over, and arched suddenly, and a back fell to the mighty man hard, and the "pia" fell to the ground

Before Fei Shao could get up, Shangguan Wusu had already stepped forward quickly, stepped on his neck with one foot, and said coldly: "Aren't you going to whip me?" Get up?"

The plot is so abrupt that everyone can't react, and even Yan Xiaokai is quite surprised, because Shangguan Wusu's skills are obviously not under Zheng Peilin

Seeing that Fei Shao was trampled on and couldn't breathe, and his limbs were kicking on the ground, those who were obviously in a group were about to come up immediately.

Yan Xiaokai turned sideways and said in a deep voice: "Several, don't you want to take the exam in the afternoon?"

Several people were stunned for a moment, followed his gaze, and found that an examiner came over in the distance, so they retreated one after another.

Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai hurriedly stepped forward and pulled away Shangguan Wusu and said, "Okay, it's almost done."

Shangguan Wusu let go of his foot, but before leaving, he still pointed to Fei Shao, who was holding his throat and coughing repeatedly, and said: "No matter how arrogant you are, Lao Tzu will completely accept your skin."

It's just that as soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped on the back of the head, and he looked back in annoyance and found that the person who patted him was Yan Xiaokai, "Brother, what are you doing?"

Yan Xiaokai glared at him and said, "If you don't go with me, I'll take your skin first."

Shangguan Wusu couldn't cry or laugh, and he could only be dragged away obediently.

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