Chapter 6: You Perverts Are All Going to Die!

When Xiao Ling'er regained consciousness, she found that she was already standing outside the courtyard wall of the other courtyard, still wearing that delicate long dress, and the moisture after bathing had not completely dissipated, but it was just ...... With his back to the sunset, the slender figure cast in front of him looked so lonely and sad.

After being stunned for a while, little Suzu'er Muran's mind gradually brewed emotions, and a strange smile hung on the corner of the girl's mouth, and then strode towards a certain direction in the county.

At the same time, Wang Lu and Wen Bao squatted in a remote alley, each holding a cookcake and cooked meat, feasting on it.

"Senior Brother Wang Lu, what do you think Sister Ling is ...... Is it really okay? ”

Wang Lu swallowed the meatloaf in his mouth and said with a smile: "Don't worry, women are natural actors." Didn't there be an errand runner to confirm your identity? It can be seen that she has already penetrated into the enemy, and she will probably be able to make contributions soon. ”

“…… It's just that I always feel that Sister Ling seems to have made a big sacrifice. ”

"What is there to sacrifice? and will not really be taken advantage of, on the contrary, he will be held by the stars and regarded as a fairy descending to earth, that guy must be happy in his heart! You must know that no one has ever praised her beauty on Lingjian Mountain, right? ”

Wen Bao thought for a while: "It's really ...... What are you doing? Actually, Sister Ling is really beautiful. ”

Wang Lu sneered: "What's the use of being beautiful?" The temperament is there, it's hard for people to see her as a woman, just like my master, objectively speaking, she is also a beauty, right? Don't talk about women, will you treat her as a human being? ”

“…… That's right. ”

"Right? But as long as Xiao Ling'er is willing to act, there is nothing wrong with fooling a mountain hooligan, you must say ......" Wang Lu frowned, "that is, she is a little single in figure, but there are not too many perverted Luo Li controls these days, maybe that lewd stick is just right for her!" Poor milk is a scarce value, haha! ”

Although Wen Bao didn't understand too much, when he saw that his senior brother was smiling happily, he echoed Han and laughed, but the laughter stopped abruptly halfway.

At the entrance of the alley, a young girl leans back to the sunset, and a slender shadow casts down, just blocking his vision.

It's as if night has fallen.

Wang Lu raised his head, saw the girl, and was about to smile and say welcome Triumph, but the next moment ......

"Wang Lu, I'm going to kill you!"

With amazing might, the girl stepped forward, her body was like electricity, and she slammed her fist into Wang Lu's face. Bang! The boy flew out like a cannonball, and then with a thud, it was imprinted on an earthen wall.

Beat people like hanging paintings, a good freehand character painting!

“…… I see, I didn't expect things to change like this.

With a heavy dark circle under his eyes, Wang Lu made a distressed expression and sighed.

Just now, Xiao Ling'er was full of humiliation and recounted her experience in the other courtyard - of course, Wen Bao had been driven into the distance, and it was Wang Lu who had a separate conversation with her. This kind of history of humiliation in a lifetime, the more people who know the Tao, the more people who will destroy the mouth!

And shocked by the great change, Wang Lu was also dumbfounded, no matter how professional he was in the spirit of an adventurer, he never imagined that things would have such a dramatic change, that old whore was not only lewd, but also perverted! No taste!

Dare to discriminate against a flat chest! It's against you!

Wang Lu sighed: "Sister Ling, I really wronged you...... Burst! ”

Originally, I was going to try to comfort the girl who was devastated, but I couldn't help but laugh out loud when I said it.

Of course, the result was that she was once again hung on the wall by Sister Ling.

"Laugh again, and I'll beat you until you can't remember anything, the culprit!

Wang Lu touched another dark circle under his eyes, and said forcibly: "Don't laugh, don't laugh, I have deeply realized my mistake...... I will definitely give sincere compensation when I go back. ”

Xiao Ling'er simply gritted her teeth: "Who wants you to compensate!" How can you compensate!? ”

Wang Lu thought for a while: "Actually, I know that there are a few home remedies that can enlarge breasts, Sister Ling, you ...... "Bang!" Walking down from the wall for the third time, Wang Lu sighed helplessly: "Sister Ling, are you going to practice the magic pen Ma Liang Divine Skill?" No matter what, I won't really become a two-dimensional one! ”

"I, I'm ......" Xiao Ling'er was also a little stammered, because carefully speaking, Wang Lu just couldn't calculate, not that he had the intention of harming her. But what should I do if the resentment in my heart is unsettled?

Wang Lu sank: "Of course, there is a debtor and a master, find the real culprit to take revenge." ”

Xiao Ling'er was excited: "How to go?" The infiltration plan failed. ”

Wang Lu was also a little embarrassed: "Yes, I didn't expect that guy to be so perverted and shallow, and he didn't have a normal aesthetic at all...... If you don't take this path, it will be difficult to enter the mansion, and Wen Bao and I are not monks who are good at stealth and change.

Xiao Ling'er snorted: "Don't make it head-on, I'm annoyed to go around like this." ”

Wang Luxin said that you are upset, but I am afraid that there is another reason...... Wasn't you happy when you first betrayed your hue?

But you really have to play head-on...... Wang Lu is still a little hesitant, with the current lineup, against a six-star and a four-star, it is okay to win, but it is difficult to catch the opponent.

And if you can't catch it, this blow will be equivalent to startling the snake, and it will be difficult to find the general altar and catch the head of the house in the future. And this time after that, it is also likely to trigger retaliation from the other side, complicating the situation.

If possible, it is better to sneak up on them, because until now, the greatest advantage they have is still that the enemy is in the dark.

So the question is back to the beginning, how to sneak into the house and catch those two adulterers and adulteresses?

The beauty trick is the most effective, but it's a pity that the boss lady has a good appearance and a poor figure, and in addition to the boss lady, where can I find a strong person who has a good posture and strong combat effectiveness and can control the foundation building monks? Do you want to go back to the mountains to catch the strong men? The disciples have long been in the north and south, and they have been trained everywhere, and the strong men are not so easy to catch

Alas, if someone is here, Senior Sister Yue Xinyao, who is obsessed with her, can make up some tricks by herself, but now it's good, there is only one flat-chested, one fat man, and one ......

Wang Lu sighed, lowered his head, and just saw a puddle on the ground, the water surface was as flat as a mirror, reflecting the young man's slightly anxious face.

Hey, wait, there's a way!

"Sister Ling, please wait here with the fat man, I have an idea."

Sister Ling thought he was in a hurry, so she waved her hand weakly: "Go, go, go."

After about a meal, just as Xiao Ling'er was standing a little bored at the mouth of the alley and was about to leave, suddenly a person came from afar,

It was a beautiful girl of medium stature and elegant appearance, the woman was wearing a gorgeous long dress, which added a bit of charm and charm to the delicate face.

Seeing this person, Xiao Ling'er subconsciously frowned, especially when she saw the girl's towering breasts, she was even more secretly hostile.

Hell, where did such a character come from in this remote county? It stands to reason that they should all be malnourished and withered! People in a small county town should have the appearance of a small county town! Growing such big breasts is to be a professional nurse!?

Then, in Xiao Ling'er's complicated gaze, the strange woman suddenly turned her head and smiled at her, and walked straight over.

“…… Are you looking for something with me? Xiao Ling'er was unhappy, especially after the other party stood still, as if he was holding his chest intentionally or unintentionally, it was simply a provocation!

"Oh, it's me."

"Who are you? Do I know you? Xiao Ling'er replied subconsciously, and then froze completely.

Because, that voice is so familiar, it is clearly ......

"It's me, can't you hear me? I didn't use a false voice, shouldn't I?

The proprietress felt like her jaw was going to drop to her feet.

"Wang Lu!! @#!@#!?”

"Ha Luha, this girl's surname is Wang Minglu, why don't you two come and worship soon?"

“……”

"In short, because you are all useless, I think I am the only one who has come out in person, and I definitely have a special hobby. No"

“……”

"It was also the inspiration that I saw the reflection on the surface of the water just now...... Alas, although we can't talk about how handsome and chic, but while the secondary sexual characteristics of puberty are not fully developed, a cameo as a pseudo-mother can barely be done. ”

“……”

"Don't just open your mouth in a daze, give some advice, am I okay with this now? It took a little time to dot it, and it should be about the same, and the details need to be worked out, but I can't care about it so much for a while. ”

“……”

The proprietress and Wen Bao still had a shocked expression, and the stone carvings generally stood in place, not moving.

Wang Lu shook his head helplessly, and then reached out to touch the proprietress on her chest......

Bang! It's another figure painting.

A certain two-dimensional figure painting reluctantly said: "...... Aren't you in good spirits? That unguarded posture just now was considered to lure the snake out of the hole? ”

The proprietress blushed and covered her chest with her hands: "Stinky rascal, dead pervert, you ...... It's disgusting! ”

Wang Lu jumped down from the wall and retorted angrily: "It's not that you're flat-chested and incompetent!" Otherwise, why bother to let me, a handsome man from a good family, betray his hue? Am I under a lot of psychological pressure!? ”

"Dead pervert! Get away from me! Also, don't breathe, you pervert will pollute the air of the entire county! ”

"Damn, you flat-chested arrogant!?"

The proprietress was furious, but when she turned her eyes, she couldn't help but wonder: "You said I was flat-chested...... But you're a big man, what's the deal with your boobs? It doesn't feel like it's stuffed with cotton apples or something."

Wang Lu sighed and patted his chest, making a muffled thumping sound.

"This ......," the proprietress was stunned, and then realized, "You adjusted the shape of your ribs!?" Good guy, you actually sneaked into this kung fu!? ”

Wang Lu laughed sarcastically: "Phaseless sword bones, isn't it bones?" Although it's a little uncomfortable, it's not a big problem to hold on for a day or two, anyway, if you don't do it, if you don't do it vigorously and don't cause breast shaking, it won't be much different from the real guy. ”

"It's really ...... for you to use the dignified and unphased sword bone like this"

"The upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, this exercise is estimated to have produced many more unrestricted uses in the hands of the master, such as the third leg bone...... My little insect carving skills are not at all seen. Okay, without further ado, I'll go to the door. ”

The proprietress was taken aback: "This is going?" So straightforward? There has to be a reason, right? I have been acting in a long drama with Wen Bao before! ”

"That's because you two are so weak, so I had to add foreplay! But with my strength, why do I need to lubricate? Wang Lu sneered, "You'll see it later, let you see the power of professional adventurers!" ”

"It's a pervert of a professional adventurer......

Not long after, the group of three came to the gate of the courtyard again, the proprietress and Wen Bao peeped in the dark, and Wang Lu, who was in women's clothing, walked out of the hiding place with a confident smile.

Through the shadow of the hideout, Wang Lu didn't know where to find a bottle of fine wine, and then aimed it at his neck for a burst of spilling, and suddenly the wine was smoking!

Then Wang Lu's steps also became staggering, swaying left and right, like a drunken concubine.

In the dumbfounded eyes of the proprietress, Wang Lu opened his mouth softly and let out a thin cry.

"You have no conscience...... If you have a newcomer, you will forget me, and the original vow is all a lie! ”

The proprietress only felt that there was another thunderstorm above her head, and she was about to faint when it was dark in front of her!

This, this is really too devastating of the world's view of the world, although for a monk of Wang Lu's level, it is simply easy to change the voice to make a woman-like false voice, in fact, even Wen Bao can do it. However, when I think of the lovelorn woman in front of me who borrowed wine to kill her sorrows, she really doesn't really want to be Wang Lu's guy... One

Sorry, I'm still looking for my chin on the ground.

On the other side, while crying, Wang Lu walked towards the gate of the other courtyard as if intentionally or unintentionally.

The two strong men in the nursing home naturally saw this drunken woman at night, and they both frowned, and always felt that things seemed to be a little strange, but if they wanted to say what was wrong, they couldn't say it for a while...... Anyway, the right to watch the play, although the drunken woman looks embarrassed, but if you look closely, her appearance is actually good, especially the pair of murder weapons on her chest, it really doesn't look like it can be raised in the remote county of Wuhou County.

The two of them looked blank and pretended to be loyal to the door, but their eyes couldn't stop looking, but after a while, there was no need to pretend like this

Because the woman staggered and pounced, and threw herself into the arms of the strong man with a body of wine!

The strong man was stupid at the time, and subconsciously wanted to push the woman away, but the drunken woman was so strong that she grabbed his arm so firmly that she couldn't break free.

"You men don't have a good thing! They all like the new and hate the old, and they are insatiable! ”

"You...... Let it go! "The strong man's cold sweat came out, if this was seen by the housekeeper or even the immortal master, he would not be able to keep his errand. But although the woman was drunk, she couldn't hide the beauty of the country, and he wanted to do it, but he couldn't bear it.

The other strong man was stunned for a while, and wanted to come over to help, but when the woman saw him approaching, she immediately cried even more, and fell to the ground and refused to move!

In the middle of the difficulty, the courtyard door opened, and the housekeeper looked angry: "What are you arguing about outside!?" Annoyed the immortal master, who of us has good fruit to eat!? ”

The two martial artists hurriedly explained the matter, and then lifted a certain drunken woman up for the butler to see.

The housekeeper frowned at first, but when he saw the woman's appearance, especially the snow-white ...... on his chest under his disheveled clothes

“…… Damn, send a pillow when you're sleepy. The butler gritted his teeth, reached out to a mysterious servant in the courtyard, asked him a few questions, and then said to the two martial artists, "You two, carry this woman into the house for me." ”

"Huh? But this woman ......"

The housekeeper gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, although the origin is unknown...... But at this time, where can I manage so much! The immortal master has long been uninterested in the original group of women, but where can we find stunning beauties in this small county town who can enter his eyes? I found one before, but I was disgusted with small breasts! ”

"But will it ......?"

"The magic circle in this mansion was arranged by the immortal master himself, so we don't need to worry about it.

The two martial artists nodded, anyway, it was the housekeeper's idea, and the two of them were only responsible for execution, so they carried the already drunk woman into the courtyard gate.

The housekeeper personally escorted him, and after seeing that there was no one on the left and right, he cautiously closed the courtyard door, muttering: "This breast is big enough, much stronger than that man's wife." ”

At the same time, in a dark corner nearby, the proprietress who was watching the whole process spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

"You perverts...... All have to die! ”

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