Chapter 003: Call Your Dad to Take a Look!
The next morning, Jiang Younan was woken up by hunger, and after waking up, Jiang Younan quickly ate the five bowls of "rice" that he hadn't eaten yesterday; Jiang Younan shook his head while eating, and said, "The water is cold, and after soaking for a long time, it is all soaked!" ”
Although Jiang Younan ate it with a critical taste, he ate nothing at all; Not only that, after cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, Jiang Younan also went to the breakfast stall downstairs to order a beef powder, two fried dough sticks, four meat buns and ten dumplings (one piece), and then ate it in a big gulp.
Jiang Younan's appetite aroused the surprised eyes of all the customers at the breakfast stall, but Jiang Younan ignored everyone's gaze at all, and had a chivalrous demeanor of "he is strong, he is strong, the breeze caresses the mountain, he looks at him, and eats according to it", and ate all the breakfast within five minutes; After eating, Jiang Younan patted his stomach and said, "In the morning, don't eat too much, it's not conducive to thinking in class for a while!" It's enough to eat a full seven! ”
Customers: "Poof! (vomiting blood...... )
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Today, because the leaders of the Education Bureau have to go to Tiannan University to evaluate several professional training to determine whether to grant the corresponding graduate professional qualifications, this is the top priority of Tiannan University; And Jiang Younan's major happens to be one of the several majors evaluated by the Education Bureau today, which makes Jiang Younan, who has always skipped school, have to get up early to run to class.
On weekdays, no matter how you skip school, the school leaders will not care about you; But on such an important day, if you don't know the current affairs, then don't blame the school leaders for being "ruthless", for this truth, a small character like Jiang Younan naturally has a deep understanding; But even so...... Jiang Younan was also late for the first class in the morning.
"It's fine! The people who came to inspect the Education Bureau will definitely be stopped by the school leaders at the school gate to give a warm welcome, but they have not yet arrived. Jiang Younan immediately used his skills that were not comparable to his stature, secretly climbed into the back of the classroom, and then sat down in the back row of the classroom.
This class is a large classroom, which can accommodate more than 300 people at the same time; The course is a compulsory course for major colleges and majors, and the teacher who teaches is an old professor with 30 years of teaching experience in the school, so he naturally doesn't pay attention to a late college student like Jiang Younan.
"Maybe only Teacher Zhang Ying cares if I skip class." Although Jiang Younan was sitting in the classroom, his heart had already gotten to Zhang Ying's body: "I don't know what happened to Teacher Zhang Ying yesterday and the second-generation son of the director of the Education Bureau!" Phew...... It won't be good! How could Teacher Zhang Ying's best be worthy of these guys! ”
At this time, Jiang Younan saw another agile figure rushing in from the back door, and this figure turned out to be and scolded Jiang Younan in a low voice: "Dead fat man, sit down in a position." ”
"Oh!" Jiang Younan reacted immediately, and quickly moved a position to the left, this series of movements was completely practiced; Then a girl sat next to Jiang Younan, the girl was one meter six three tall, but her convex and backward figure was very hot.
The girl was wearing a red T-shirt, and a pair of hot pants wrapped around her hips, showing her figure to the fullest, and wearing a pair of high heels under her feet, making her look very tall, and this girl was Jiang Younan's class flower Wang Fangfei!
Wang Fangfei is also a little sister in the class, if Jiang Younan is the second person who skips class the second most in the class, then Wang Fangfei must be the one in front of him! And even if it doesn't matter, Wang Fangfei's grades are still very good, and she can squeeze into the top few in the class every time she takes the exam, which makes Jiang Younan extremely unconvinced - why? It's all skipping class! Why does Wang Fangfei's exam score always be better than mine?
This is the same as everyone's heart when watching anti-Japanese dramas: "Why do all this Japanese speak Chinese!" And it's more standard than our Chinese!! ”
Thinking of this, Jiang Younan decided to stare at Wang Fangfei with a critical eye, and then said in his heart: "It's so beautiful!" Look at this look, look at this figure, it's really childlike...... If such a woman is conquered, she must have a lot of face! ”
Wang Fangfei also seemed to notice Jiang Younan's lustful gaze, after all, Jiang Younan's gaze was the most sensitive part of the girl's body, so Wang Fangfei immediately turned her head to look at Jiang Younan.
If ordinary people are caught peeking at themselves, they will definitely not be embarrassed not to look over; But who is Jiang Younan? He is a person with a skin as thick as his belly, so when Wang Fangfei looked at him, Jiang Younan not only did not avoid it, but leaned his body in the direction of Wang Fangfei, and Jiang Younan's little belly couldn't help but shake up and down because of the movement.
It's just that what Jiang Younan didn't expect was that Wang Fangfei didn't mind this, but smiled at Jiang Younan, and then Wang Fangfei asked Jiang Younan: "Am I good-looking?" ”
Jiang Younan heard Wang Fangfei's question, and immediately replied: "Good-looking!" You're our class...... No...... The most beautiful school flower in our school! ”
Wang Fangfei listened to Jiang Younan's words, smiled, and then said angrily: "Don't deceive people, don't think that I don't know the truth, you boys have always regarded Teacher Zhang Ying as the goddess of dreams!" A little girl like me is not good-looking! ”
"Nope! Absolutely nothing! This is definitely a rumor that someone is jealous of you! Jiang Younan's head shook like a rattle, as if he couldn't show his resoluteness if he didn't do this, so he just heard Jiang Younan say: "I think only you are the most beautiful!" When other women compare with you, they are completely scum with a charm value of only 5! ”
Jiang Younan is not a fool, how could he not know the truth that he resolutely cannot praise another woman for being beautiful in front of a woman, even if another woman is really beautiful, he can't say it!
Facts have proved that Jiang Younan's approach is very correct, because Wang Fangfei was obviously very happy after hearing Jiang Younan's words, and asked with confirmation like a little girl coquettishly: "Really? ”
"Hmm!" Jiang Younan nodded heavily, and immediately put on a natural and innocent face, that look all proved that he was an honest, non-deceiving, and very cute and cute good boy!
After Wang Fangfei saw Jiang Younan's confirmation, she immediately became like a silly girl immersed in fairy tales, with a happy smile on her face all the time; Then Jiang Younan saw Wang Fangfei clasp the fingers and middle fingers of her right hand to the neckline of her shirt, and then leaned forward, showing her complete curve in front of Jiang Younan, and said, "Do you want to touch (breast)?" ”
When Jiang Younan heard Wang Fangfei ask this, he would definitely not refuse; And in order to prevent Wang Fangfei from regretting, Jiang Younan didn't answer Wang Fangfei at all, and directly used his famous mastery of "catching milk dragon claws"; said that it was too late, Jiang Younan suddenly felt an electric current surging on his body, under the effect of the current, Jiang Younan's body kept shaking, and then fell on the seat!
At this time, Jiang Younan heard Wang Fangfei's voice coming: "Hmph, dead fat!" I want to deceive my mother! You're still a little tender......"
Subsequently, Jiang Younan saw Wang Fangfei take back the anti-wolf stick pressed on his body, and stood up and left at the moment when the bell rang for the end of class; At this time, how could Jiang Younan still not understand that he was yin by Wang Fangfei, the little sister!
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"Jiang Younan! What are you doing lying here! Zhang Shili suddenly appeared at the back of the classroom and criticized Jiang Younan; And behind Zhang Shili is Qian Xin, the squad leader of Jiang Younan's class.
Qian Xin is a well-known rich second generation in the class, and he is handsome and has excellent grades, which is completely the typical standard of being rich and handsome in the class; But Qian Xin is not perfect, he also has shortcomings, that is, this person is not only lustful, but also very vindictive, as long as anyone provokes him, he will use all means to kill the other party.
Qian Xin fell in love with the girlfriend of one of Jiang Younan's buddies before, in order to catch up with the girl, Qian Xin also found someone to seriously injure Jiang Younan's buddy, until now Jiang Younan's buddy is still lying in the hospital; In this regard, Jiang Younan naturally wanted to help his buddies get angry, and secretly put the firecrackers in the toilet when Qian Xin went to the toilet (Jiang Younan was also beaten afterwards), and the beams between the two sides naturally came to an end.
That is, from that time on, Qian Xin would come to Jiang Younan for trouble at both ends of the three days, and Zhang Shili could always receive Qian Xin's benefits during the New Year's holidays, so he naturally became a big backer to help Qian Xin deal with Jiang Younan!
At this time, the combination of Zhang Shili and Qian Xin joined forces, and Jiang Younan believed that they must have come to find fault again.
As soon as Jiang Younan got up from his seat, Zhang Shili's criticism had already come: "Do you know what day is today?" Today is the day when the Education Bureau will evaluate our profession! How dare you be late on a day like this! ”
After Jiang Younan heard Zhang Shili's words, he believed that this must be Qian Xin's secret, and couldn't help but look at Qian Xin angrily; Qian Xin saw Jiang Younan glaring at him angrily, and he didn't refute it, and said directly: "As the class leader, I have the obligation to report your situation to the counselor; And...... Teacher Zhang, I just saw that this guy insulted classmate Wang Fangfei in class! ”
"Oh! And such a thing? After Zhang Shili heard Qian Xin's words, he became even more roaring: "A student like you is completely shameless!" Vile! Dirty! Scum! ”
"Teacher Zhang! Listen to me! In this regard, Jiang Younan naturally wanted to explain, not to mention that he did not insult Wang Fangfei, even if he did, it was Wang Fangfei who "took the initiative" to call him!
"Explain? No! I don't want you to explain! Zhang Shili immediately interrupted Jiang Younan's words, and then said: "What else will you do for a student like you who has no father or tutor except for cheating, cheating, and stealing?" I think only the words of a good student like Qian Xin can be trusted! ”
Zhang Shili only listened to Qian Xin's words from beginning to end, and did not give Jiang Younan a chance to explain at all, which also angered Jiang Younan, Jiang Younan could not tolerate the most is that people poked him in the sore spot of his father, so Jiang Younan shouted angrily: "Teacher Zhang, please speak with respect!" ”
Zhang Shili saw that Jiang Younan was angry, and laughed out loud, and then said, "That's how I talked!" How do you drop? Jiang Younan, you are a guy who doesn't have a father! If I were your father, I would have abandoned you when I was born! Why are you glaring at me like that! Am I wrong? If you're not convinced? Then call your dad out and show me! ”
"I'm coming! You want to see me? As soon as Zhang Shili's words fell, a voice came from behind the classroom door, this voice was powerful and loud, but Zhang Shili, who was good at leading the way, heard the thick official tone from this voice!
Zhang Shili turned his head to take a look, and found that behind him was Li Zhengen, the director of the Education Bureau who came to inspect this time!
(To be continued)