Chapter 7: Strange New Roommates
To be honest, this is the first time since Yue Luo's transformation that he has seen other boys wearing only underwear in addition to Hua Butterfly, and he has seen four of them at a time in this unbearable environment!
Almost instantly, Yue Luo's face turned crimson, and he turned his head and wanted to leave.
But think about it, since you have decided to live in the boys' dormitory, no matter which dormitory you go to, you will face this kind of situation, and you will be lucky if you don't meet someone who likes to sleep naked. Besides, she used to be a boy before, what haven't you seen?
How can we say that we have been baptized in various ways before, what are four naked men? Unafraid!
After saying something out loud to himself in his heart, Yue Luo pretended to be very calm and faced the four new comrades. Her eyes swept through the bedroom, and she found that the empty bed was actually the one near the door, which seemed to be a kind of fate. But then she wanted to scold - I'll go, what, that bed can't be called a bed at all, it should be called a garbage heap.
There are a lot of dirty clothes on it, stinky socks or something, not to mention Yue Luo, the key is that there are more than a dozen instant noodles Wan'er, all kinds of junk food packaging bags, and countless toilet paper balls - God knows what these toilet papers are used for.
Looking at the few flies flying leisurely on the garbage heap, Yue Luo felt that the dirty mess was no longer enough to describe this bedroom, this place was simply purgatory on earth, and living here would definitely lead to a long life. And through this bedroom environment, Yue Luo can probably guess what kind of virtue the four buddies are - there is absolutely no one with good virtue, otherwise the bedroom would not be like this.
However, Yue Luo did not want to transfer the dormitory because of this, on the contrary, she clearly realized that living with such four strange people might be able to get better cover. People who can live in this environment can imagine that their nerves are coarse, and Yue Luo doesn't think they can find out that they are girls.
After finding a slightly clean space to put down his suitcase, Yue Luo began to congratulate himself that he had come in the morning, and if he came at night, he really didn't even have time to clean up his sleeping place. Yue Luo didn't call anyone, tiptoed on tiptoe and walked all kinds of garbage to the middle, found the clothes pole, took an empty basin and returned to the bedside, covered his nose and picked all the stinky socks and dirty underwear on the bed into the basin.
After doing this, Yue Luo endured all kinds of strange smells, vacated an empty basin, and put all the clothes on the bed into it, but she couldn't put it down, so she threw it to the head of the bed. Most of the basins in the bedroom were dirty, and she couldn't find an empty one.
After cleaning up the dirty laundry, her bed was basically empty, and then the garbage was gone. To be honest, Yue Luo really didn't want to touch this garbage, but fortunately, she found a roll of garbage bags in a dusty corner of the dormitory, so she took out a mask from her suitcase and put it on, and a biochemical operation in dormitory 501 began.
An hour later, Yue Luo stood in the center of the 501 dormitory, sweating profusely and panting with his waist crossed, but looking at the greatly changed dormitory, Yue Luo felt that it was worth it for him to be so tired. I saw that the floor of the entire bedroom was basically restored to its original state, and everywhere I looked, there were no more food bags, cigarette butts and toilet paper balls, and there were more than a dozen bags of garbage at the door of the bedroom.
Because the window of the balcony inside had already been opened by Yue Luo, and the wind had been circulating for a long time, the strange smell of the bedroom was much lighter. Yue Luo put down his mask, and a pair of beautiful eyes looked at the four kennels with extra weirdness - the four men in the underwear are still asleep, and none of them woke up!
It's wonderful, it's so weird.
Yue Luo shook her head slightly, in fact, she could guess that the four goods last night were probably all late all night, or even after dawn, so they would sleep so deeply now.
Yue Luo looked at his bed board again, which was no longer clear in its original appearance, and felt that he had to call these four goods up. Her bed board was completely contaminated with garbage, and she had to brush it and then take it to the roof to dry it, which was not something she could do as a weak woman.
There was nothing polite to be polite, Yue Luo directly banged on the empty bed board with a clothes pole.
"Get up, get up, it's on fire!"
Because they will be together every day in the future, it is impossible for Yue Luo to use a male pseudo voice all the time, so as soon as she speaks, she uses her original female voice. The female voice was already sharper than the boy, and Yue Luo was shouting and knocking on the bed board, so soon the four boys got up in various strange postures.
Suddenly sat up, one rolled over and fell to the ground, one hummed and didn't move again, and the other stood on the ground as if teleporting, staring at each other and shouting, "Woman! ”
Anyway, after a few minutes, the four boys all opened their eyes and looked at Yue Luo with different expressions.
Seeing this, Yue Luo smiled slightly and said, "I'm a transfer student in your class, Teacher Qin arranged for me to live in your dormitory, and I will take care of you in the future." ”
When he spoke, Yue Luo also saw the appearance of these four people clearly, and he was surprised that these four people were not very ugly, and they were even handsome, if they ignored their chicken nest heads, eye feces, bodies that only wore a pair of underwear, and those who kept yawning. However, even if they were originally very handsome, now their image in Yue Luo's eyes is very bad.
Hey, in short, first impressions have decided everything.
After Yue Luo finished speaking, the four boys looked at each other, or the boy on the bed on the left who could barely see that the original hairstyle was very trendy and had short permed hair, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you a boy?" ”
The current Yue Luo is not the college student who has never seen the world a year ago, and he will not be under pressure in the face of his former junior. So she pulled the corners of her mouth slightly, crossed her arms over her chest, and said, "It's not a boy, I'll live in your dormitory?" ”
hugged his chest, and at once let the four boys see that Yue Luo was flat-chested, and when he spoke, it was a typical boy's posture. This immediately cleared the initial doubts of the four boys - yes, how could there be a girl running to the boys' dormitory to live, or to come to their dormitory, it was simply a little sheep entering the wolf's den.
As for the voice of the mother, she looks handsome, her eyes are charming or something, it's too normal. What era is this? A time when men are becoming more and more like women and women are becoming more and more like men. Pseudo-mothers and female Han paper are popular on the Internet, and the hearts of the new generation have long been extremely powerful.
But then there was still a man who spoke, the tallest and most muscular of the four, he scratched his head and said, "Didn't the guide tell us that someone was going to live in our dormitory?" This classmate, are you looking for the wrong dormitory? ”
This time, Yue Luo didn't say anything, and the boy who got up and shouted "woman" before said, "Said it!" During the class meeting yesterday, Qin Er was on the top Rory, and when we discussed which girl in the class had the biggest butt below, Qin Er mentioned it. ”
As he spoke, this man didn't know what he thought of, and actually laughed, and that smile matched his chicken nest head, a few sparse long beards, a thin face and a half-naked body, which looked particularly obscene.
Yue Luo sighed: Hey, it's a pity that he has a handsome face.
Yue Luo leaned against the door as if watching a play, wanting to see what the four of them could discuss. After the obscene man finished speaking, everyone else sighed, and then the one who had not spoken slammed and fell asleep on the bed again. As soon as the man slept, it was like a chain reaction, and the burly man and the tide man fell asleep on the bed again.
There was only one lewd man left, and he smiled lewdly at Yue Luo again, and said, "Dude, I'm sorry, the four of us slept last night in the dark and didn't sleep until dawn, so let's talk about anything when we wake up." ”
After saying that, he also lay back on the bed and fell asleep.
Seeing this situation, Yue Luo really wanted to scold loudly: I'll go, who are these people? Didn't you see how clean I was in my bedroom?
But no matter what, all four of them slept, and Yue Luo's wish to find someone to get the bed board could only be frustrated. In desperation, she found a seemingly useless towel and scrubbed the bed board on the spot, while looking forward to the bed board before going to bed at night.
After cleaning the bed board, Yue Luo cleaned out the desk without a computer, also scrubbed it clean, and moved it to the vicinity of his bed. Then there is the wardrobe below, the garbage hidden in it has long been swept away by Yue Luo, and only need to scrub it once, and you can put two suitcases in it.
When Yue Luo finished doing all this, it was already noon, and he helplessly looked at the four people who were still asleep, Yue Luo had no choice but to go down to eat by himself, and then bought a mat, an electric fan, and a power socket by the way, and then returned to the bedroom. The bed couldn't sleep yet, so she couldn't rest, so she connected to the wireless network and watched a movie boringly.
Today is Monday, Yue Luo has looked at the class schedule, and there is a class in the second class of soft work in the afternoon, so when it was three o'clock, she thought about it, and knocked on the bed board again with the clothes pole.
"Hey, it's time for you guys to get up, it's time for class later."
The four wonders were woken up again, and then there were all kinds of complaints.
"Grass! It's noisy again, what's going on? "Burly man.
"In the first class of school, what are you going to do without naming names?" Lewd man.
"Go yourself." Tide man.
The last one turned over and didn't move, and in response to this, Yue Luo immediately had a symmetrical nickname in his heart - sullen man.
Snorted lightly, Yue Luo had no choice but to go to class by himself, but when he arrived at the place, he found out that it was Ma Xuan's class, and several classes were together. Yue Luo didn't know the people in the second class of soft workers at all, so he sat alone in the back row, and at the same time prayed in his heart for the teacher's roll call, and then deducted the four strange credits. As a result, after waiting for a long time, the teacher has been nagging aimlessly, and finally called the roll call when the class was about to end, but it was not the second class of soft work.
In this regard, Yue Luo could only sigh that the strange men were so lucky.
When Yue Luo returned to the dormitory after eating in the cafeteria, it was already past six o'clock, and the four strange people finally woke up.
However, Yue Luo was angry, because the bedroom she had cleaned in the morning was half dirty. But before she could say anything, the tide man suddenly stood in front of her and said expressionlessly: "You cleaned the bedroom?" ”
"That's right." Yue Luo felt that something was wrong in his heart, and he felt that the tide man was too close to him, so he took a half step back.
Unexpectedly, the Chaonan immediately approached again, and his expression suddenly became very hideous: "Then those clothes must have been mixed in a basin by you?" ”
"Uh, yes." Weakly responded, Yue Luo took another half step back, sat down on his bed, and looked at the tide man with wide eyes and nervousness.
"How can you mix my clothes with theirs? How are you going to let me wear it in the future? Forget it, the clothes I washed, you actually mixed in the dirty clothes, how the hell did you get it, dear! The tide man glared and bared his teeth, as if he wanted to tear Yue Luo apart and eat it.
Yue Luo felt that she was very innocent, those clothes were piled on the bed, and there was a sour smell, how could she tell which ones were washed? And the dirty clothes in the basin, since they are all dirty, what can they do when they are mixed together?
Just as Yue Luo was thinking about whether to defend himself, there was a lewd man's scream over there: "Who? Who made my towel like this? ”
The lewd man was wearing boxers and holding a black towel, and ran outside to look at Yue Luo with bloodshot eyes. He obviously estimated that this was also Yue Luo's doing.
Yue Luo looked at the towel that she didn't wash after wiping the table at the last time, and said weakly: "Wasn't this a rag originally?" ”
"What? Dishcloth?! Brother, this is my face towel! The lewd man shouted angrily.
[Dear, such a wonderful roommate, do you have wood? Ask for support! 】