Chapter 576: Is There a Chicken Ass?
When Lin Yuxuan came back, he saw that in the room, Gao Shankui and Zhao Guangli didn't know what they were arguing about, one person was completely prostration, and the other person had no strength. was full of doubts in his heart, and when he asked about what happened in the past, Gao Shankui hid in the bathroom, while Zhao Guangli turned his head and ignored him.
"What the hell?" Lin Yuxuan frowned, with a stomach full of doubts, and ran to Tang Yulan's room, although the door was closed, it was not locked.
Lin Yuxuan pushed the door in, just in time to see the scene of Yu Tiancan's hands.
Tang Yulan heard the movement at the door, turned his head to look, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to block it, and the wine bottle flew away with a bang, smashing on his arm and shattering.
"Old fellow, you still dare to knock!" Tang Yulan's arm shook, and the broken glass shards on his arm fell down.
"Who told you not to dodge?" Yu Tiancan had a harmless smile on his face and said, "Besides, your body is so hard now, you may not be able to cut it with glass, do you care about this little injury?" ”
Lin Yuxuan glared and asked, "What's the situation?" ”
Tang Yulan said lightly: "I haven't come to recognize my relatives yet, this old man said that he is the sworn brother of the second aunt and nephew of your eldest aunt's cousin, and he specially rushed to Taizhou City to find you." ”
Yu Tiancan glanced at Lin Yuxuan and did not speak.
"I don't, my grandfather and my dad are both ancestors of the same lineage." Lin Yuxuan scratched his head vigorously, and when he looked towards Yu Tiancan, he was meeting Yu Tiancan's gaze.
Yu Tiancan's brows furrowed, his two eyes were deep and sharp, and they seemed to be flashing with a strange light.
Lin Yuxuan's body stiffened, this kind of look was so different, he was usually sharp-toothed, he was suddenly stunned, in front of this sloppy old man, he actually felt as if he was not wearing clothes, as if all the secrets were in front of him.
"Boy, you look very happy today." A mysterious smile appeared on the corner of Yu Tiancan's mouth.
"Well, this one!" Lin Yuxuan scratched the back of his head vigorously and said, "It's hard to escape, of course you have to be happy, everyone is a man, are you free tonight?" Why don't I ask you to go with you? ”
"I'm an old bone, but I can't afford to toss it." After Yu Tiancan finished speaking, he stood up and walked towards the door.
"Old fellow, what are you doing?" Tang Yulan opened his mouth and asked.
"I'm so old, in order to reflect the good virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, you should also call me brother." Yu Tiancan sighed and said, "In the afternoon, don't you still want to ask me about the Fifth Master Gang?" Leave this unfinished business to me. ”
"You know a lot!" Tang Yulan was shocked.
"It's a pity that I didn't succeed in the performance. Otherwise, nothing in this world can escape my eyes. After Yu Tiancan finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Tang Yulan again, and said: "As for this guy, except for being good at slapping horses, he really has no other ability, so it's best to send him on the road before he gets into trouble." After he finished speaking, he walked away without looking back.
Lin Yuxuan's face turned pale with fright, beads of sweat kept rolling down his forehead, and he said, "Brother Tang...... I don't even know him. He...... How could he frame me like that. I've been following you for the past two days, but you've done whatever you told me to do. ”
"What is your weak heart?" Tang Yulan squinted her eyes and said lightly: "I gave you this chance to be a good person!" How's your mission done today? Did you call the police or the Drug Administration? ”
"Hit." Lin Yuxuan barely thought about it, and immediately replied: "Brother Tang, you also know that Taizhou City is very chaotic now, and the police are busy to the death. Something has to happen in the hospital for them to pass. This kind of thing that may happen, they don't prevent it at all. As for the Drug Administration, I don't know when they will go to investigate. ”
"You tell me again, look me in the eye." Tang Yulan said lightly.
Lin Yuxuan turned his head sideways, glanced at Tang Yulan's eyes, immediately lowered his head, rubbed his nose with his fingers, and said, "I...... I worked really hard...... They don't listen to me...... This...... I can't help it! ”
"Is that what I told you to say?" Tang Yulan said expressionlessly: "Why are your eyes flickering, why are your arms shaking, is there anything to hide?" ”
Lin Yuxuan's legs were weak, and he said hesitantly: "Brother Tang, I'm ...... I...... I have something to do temporarily...... So ......"
"So you're lying?" Tang Yulan said coldly: "You are very good at deceiving, aren't you?" In the woods, when you eat chicken butts, Lao Tzu knows who you are! When you promised me this morning, Lao Tzu could see that you were perfunctory, and you were insulting Lao Tzu's trust! ”
"I ...... I ......" Lin Yuxuan felt a mountain pressed on his heart, and the substantial feeling of oppression almost made him collapse, his legs weakened, and he knelt on the ground.
"Even if you don't say it, Lao Tzu knows that you are looking for a woman." Tang Yulan put his hands in his trouser pockets and walked in front of Lin Yuxuan.
"Brother Tang is like a god...... More powerful than Zhuge Kongming...... It's simply the Sherlock Holmes of China...... The real-life version of Detective Conan ...... "Lin Yuxuan felt that his tongue was a little knotted, and he didn't speak very neatly, he drooped his head and didn't even dare to raise his head.
"It's nothing to find a woman, you will be guilty of deceiving Lao Tzu. Say, what kind of punishment do you want? Tang Yu's blue eyes flashed with two fierce lights.
"I eat chicken butts, I ...... I'm willing to eat chicken butt again! Please don't be angry...... Otherwise, I'...... I'll give you back the 100,000 yuan again......" Lin Yuxuan also felt aggrieved in his heart, didn't he just tell a little lie, why should he be so angry?
Tang Yulan sneered and said: "There is a saying among the people, 'It is better to give up the golden mountain than the tip of the chicken'. Do you want me to reward you with a phoenix tail? ”
"And duck butt?" Lin Yuxuan was frightened and aggrieved in his heart, and all his 02 facial features were crowded together, making his handsome face look very ugly.
"I can't believe that you still like this bite very much!" Tang Yulan turned around and walked to the phone, directly connected to the service phone in the hotel, and asked, "Order food, do you have a chicken butt?" ”
"Hello sir, we have dishes such as 'anchovy white eggplant', 'soybean both insistence', and 'fragrant braised chicken tip'." On the phone, the sweet voice of the waiter came.
Lin Yuxuan was happy in his heart, he knew that the taste was too bad when he heard the name, although he didn't like this dish, but it was much better than the food in the cage.
"I can't think of it, there are quite a lot of practices, how much is the cheapest? Is there anything that is particularly unpalatable, the more unpalatable the better? Tang Yulan asked lazily.
"Sir, you're laughing. Our anchovy is soft and delicious, it is a beautiful dish during the banquet, and the cheapest braised chicken tip only costs 128 yuan a plate. The waitress's voice sounded polite.
"Die!" Tang Yulan hung up the phone directly and looked at Lin Yuxuan with a gloomy face.
Lin Yuxuan was snickering with his head down, it seemed that the cuisine inside could not satisfy Tang Yulan, maybe he could avoid this catastrophe.
"Looks like you're in a good mood!" Tang Yulan smiled and said, "I told you, those who lie to me, I will cut out their tongues and blind their eyes!" Without the chicken butt replacement, your tongue can't be saved02 "Brother Tang...... You...... I don't really have to. Lin Yuxuan swallowed hard.
Tang Yulan shook his head and said, "I figured it out, you have also worked hard for so long, and you should indeed take a good rest." By the way, you go and call Zhao Guangli to me, I don't know if the conflict between Zhao Guangli and Gao Fat Man has eased, it is not a way to go on like this. ”
"So, did you spare me?" Lin Yuxuan was apprehensive in his heart, and stood up slowly.
"Why don't you go soon? By the way, what do you want to eat, let the hotel make a table of dishes, and everyone will have a good meal. Tang Yulan's indifferent face softened.
"Okay, I'll go." Lin Yuxuan breathed a sigh of relief, patted his ass and ran towards the door.
After a while, Zhao Guangli, who had a blue nose and swollen face, walked over, snorting rough air from his nostrils, and asked without being salty or light after entering the house: "What are you looking for me?" ”
Tang Yulan sent him a cigarette and asked, "After so many injuries, you still haven't fought back?" ”
"Hmph, if I fight back, the three tall fat people will be beaten down by me!" Zhao Guangli's face was a little hideous, and he snorted and said: "If it weren't for the fact that he is in a bad mood due to his family changes today, I wouldn't have indulged him like this." This guy is endless. ”
Tang Yulan patted him on the shoulder and said, "You, it's just the opposite of Lin Yuxuan, it's not a bad thing for a tall fat man to make a friend like you." ”
Zhao Guangli rubbed his aching cheeks and said unhappily: "It's my bad luck to get a fat man!" What did you let that little white face call me for? It seems a little strange to see his face just now! I just ran to the tall fat man's room and asked us what we wanted to eat. The angry tall fat man scolded him, and he also broke the door, and after scolding him, this guy was not angry, and ran out again. ”
Tang Yulan's eyes trickled, and he asked, "Do you still keep the things you robbed in the morning?" ”
"Stay, I haven't settled accounts with that nasty bastard in the bar yet! But it made Lao Tzu miserable. As he spoke, Zhao Guangli suddenly glanced at Tang Yulan vigilantly, took a step back, and said, "What do you want to do?" Don't want me to feed the fat man again. ”
"Oh yes!" Tang Yulan slapped Zhao Guangli on the back of the head, making him have an intimate contact with the floor, and said: "What Lao Tzu asked you to take at that time was K powder, don't be verbose, hurry up." ”
Zhao Guangli got up and walked outside, muttering in his mouth: "I didn't read the eight characters when I got up today, count me unlucky...... Oops! He just turned his head to talk to Tang Yulan and hit his head against the wall.