I fought with Forgotten Words
Today with a group of friends, there is a forgetfulness, I said that the silkworm potato "The Great Master" is written well, he has to say that "Breaking the Sky" is well written, I said you know that you are a Dou Po, there is a kind of you who write the magic sky better than mortals!
He came over to beat me, I ate tomatoes and came up to stop him, I said don't stop him, let him come, if he doesn't smoke, he doesn't know that Brother Lu Dao is also a green skin, and he forgot to see that I didn't really fight, and shouted "Boy, wait and see" and left. Fuck, I'm not used to his temper.
Later, the dream of the divine machine came in, persuaded me for a long time, and said that when he wrote "The Emperor of the Galaxy", he forgot to speak and chirped crookedly, saying that there is no Buddha is good-looking, and it is very unpleasant, he is the temper you don't take to heart. I said, JJ, if I hadn't seen your face today, I would have chopped him up.
He said no, let's drink. I was drinking the soul of Helan Mountain and called me, saying that I forgot to do it with you? Do you want the brothers to come over? I said that there was nothing wrong, I didn't suffer. He Meng said that it has become a ball, and he dares to bully our old northwest, this matter is not over.
I'm afraid that the matter will make a big fuss and affect the unity of the online literary community, so I said forget it, forget it, forget it, He Meng said that there is something to call me, don't suffer a loss outside, I said Zhilu.
I put down the phone and felt that something was wrong, if this matter came out, how would I mix in the circle after it went out? People are mixed with one breath, and the circle cares most about face, and this matter is not over.
After thinking about it again, I still called the third young man of the Tang family, the third young man is also a green skin in the circle, no one is afraid, there is a saying in the circle - the change of tomatoes, the cheapness of the third young master! A perverted supreme, a lewd and incomparably obscene, how can he be in vain? Even forgetting words is afraid of this three points.
I told him what happened, and Sanshao said that I knew the truth, and I said how to get this matter, you can give me a statement, and Sanshao said how do you want to get it? I said that I was forced to sell it, and I was defeated, and I took it away, and I exchanged it with him for my hundred and ten catties.
Sanshao said don't worry, I'll talk to Forget Yu, and then put the phone down.
Put down the phone, the more I think about it, the more scared I become, I used to patronize and look at mortals, I haven't dealt with forgetfulness much, when I look at mortals, I know that this guy is very bad, known as a three-day change, and the circle is tied with the toad beacon fire The three major factories.
The first time we met, it was like this, this time I don't want to kill him majesticly, and he won't ride on your head and pee in the future?
I called the dancer and said who do you have a good relationship with in the circle? He said that he was the most iron with the silkworm potato, and the blood red turned out to be the dormitory opposite, and there had been a fight before, and the relationship was okay, I said that I called it, take the guy, I'm afraid something will happen tonight.
He said you steady, the more you get to this time, the more you can't panic, I said don't worry, I've never been afraid of anyone when I'm so old, put down the phone, I climbed under the bed, took out a musket and put it behind the door, and tucked two machetes under the sofa.
After a while, Sanshao called and said that I can't settle this matter, you can do it yourself. I said what did he want? Sanshao said that he wanted you to disappear from the online literature circle, or at the annual meeting at the beginning of next year, you kowtow to him in front of everyone and call him a master.
I can't persuade you? The three young people couldn't persuade him. I said okay Sanshao, you called this matter, I appreciate it, and you don't have to worry about the rest.
As soon as I put down the phone, the door was knocked open, and I stood at the door with a double-barreled shotgun in my hand and shouted, aren't you a cow? Come, say to the shotgun. Behind stood Eyesight and a stone octopus, and the expression on their faces was neither yin nor yang.
I regretted putting the gun behind the door.
I said that forgetting to talk is a kind of you put down the gun and let's go head-to-head, forgetting to say that "tom" at my shoulder is a shot, say less nonsense, isn't it? me? Don't you know that Lao Tzu's nickname forgets the old devil,!
Later, he said that the teacher had something to say and something to say. The stone octopus also went to press the gun that forgot to speak, saying that if there is something to say, don't break people. I said that the octopus has nothing to do with the two of you, you guys are out of the house.
Talking about forgetting the teacher is my business, the stone octopus also hummed and said, how can I say that forgetting the teacher is also the leader of our big Xuzhou, give face.
I thought to myself, I forgot to say that there was a gun, and I looked at him, and the stone octopus rode the wall, and I was going to die today. Just thinking about dancing, they arrived, dreaming of the magic machine, silkworm potatoes, I eat tomatoes, cat greasy, Chendong, Yueguan, and Feng Ling Tianxia and a group of gods in the circle all poured in.
Followed by Long Yinyue, fining, on the right hand, the eternal promised by the gods, the soul of Helan Mountain, the purple moon and the grid million, and a bunch of big alliances, all of them were full of energy, I thought to myself, are these fucking people here to persuade or to see the excitement, why does it look like a group to reward?
But there are a lot of people, I immediately have a bottom in my heart, and I still pointed a gun at me, I poked his head at him, and I said forget that you will not open me today, you are my grandson, if I blink my eyes, please spare me I am your grandson. Dancing while talking, he had already put the gun on his head, and JJ shouted "I see who the dares to move".
There were a lot of people in the room, and everyone only heard a shout, but no one was seen, so JJ pulled a chair and stepped on it, saying, "My brother has something to do today, I can't ignore it, and irrelevant people are out of the way, and they are not responsible if they are injured." ”
It is easy to say that there is something to say, and it is not the original intention of forgetting the teacher to make such a fuss. It's a mouthful of spit at the root of the ear, saying less fucking calves, look how old you are, and you still call him teacher?
Piercing his eyes and wiping his face, he said, what do you want to do? What are you doing? Are you still not a cultural person?
Tell me, what am I going to do? What do you think I'm going to do? Just forget to say that you dare to my brother? Come, let's try, see if I don't cut him to death. I said that Brother Gen and me don't have to worry about forgetting words, the damn ball is facing up, and you won't die for another year. The root of the ear said, no, I'm watching who dares to touch a single hair of you.
The toad squeezed out of the crowd and said, ** Northeast, what kind of excitement are you running here, hurry back. Butterfly Blue gave him a backhand slap and said How old are you, don't you see that this is a family affair at the starting point, do you have a part in talking here?
Aotian Wuxian shouted, what nonsense, it's all codewords, how many portals, how many times have I said it, we must be united in the circle, we must be united.
Dancing said that you are less, and if he forgets to talk to my brother, he can't get along. zhttty said that he had to get along with the forgotten teacher first, and the goose was the fifth child in the crowd and said, in all fairness, I have seen the big juggernaut, and the start is really good. Pie said, forget that you are not right. The white crane in the sky said, it is really not good to forget your character, especially in the later stage of mortals, not only delayed, but also unfinished, which is indeed debatable.
Seventy-two editors say that forgetting words likes to drag out more who doesn't know the way, Xu Gongzi shouted in the crowd, everyone on this earth knows the way, the crowd burst into laughter, and the atmosphere began to relax.
A low voice came from the laughing crowd, come, let me in. A group of commotions in the crowd reacted quickly against the sky, pulling people and saying, let one go, let one let in, let Bi in.
Biluo Huangquan has a smile on his face, what's going on? Contrary to the sky, the brothers are awkward, and they use knives and guns. Biluo Huangquan said that it was okay, raised his eyes and saw that I was bleeding, and without saying a word, he pulled down a cloth from his body and bandaged me.
I said it's out of the way, he said how can blood flow like this? He patted me on the shoulder and said, don't be impulsive, think about the consequences of everything.
Turned around and looked at the forgetfulness who was still holding the gun and didn't speak, staring at him with his eyes, forgetting to avoid Bi's gaze, the gun was gradually put down, Biluo Huangquan said You shoot, shoot, make a comeback, you hit 110, he shoots now Five minutes later, I will let him go to prison, and I'll be on the bar with you today.
Forget to talk, forget to talk, why don't you have a brain? You're in, who's going to raise your French daughter-in-law? Who will raise Tonghua? Who will raise the willow flowers? Who will raise the green shirt smoke and rain? Have you thought about all of this?
Biluo Huangquan walked around slowly, and said, how long is a person's life? How long will it take to get rid of eating, drinking, and sleeping? Even if you can write one mortal in a year, how many can you write in a lifetime? What's more, you've been writing for five more years?
Saying that, I looked back at me again, and you, you said that you are a newcomer, a mess in the streets, a eunuch at every turn, and even the eggs are almost cut, you are not good at the diligent code words, strive for early enlightenment, and have spare time to fight with forgetfulness? Do you really want to be a leader and eunuch for the rest of your life, like Beacon Fire?
Then he looked around the room, have you ever calculated how much time it will take me to pull a fight? Winter melon is still waiting for me, starfish is still waiting for me, and those editor girls at the starting point are waiting for me. How many times have I said that it is not easy for a person to find a career that he likes to do, and we are lucky that we can write online articles, everyone should cherish it.
Now that the economic environment is so poor, and the competitiveness of the online literature circle is so great, Baidu, Penguin, 360, and even Xiaomi have been fucking mixed in, which can be described as unprecedented internal friction. However, the originality of the film and television industry and the game industry is so weak, and I want to buy the copyright of our online articles at every turn.
What does this mean, opportunities and crises coexist, comrades! At this time, we in the online literature industry must join hands and twist into a rope to jointly write good online articles for the people and jointly revitalize China's cultural industry.
Comrades, at such a critical time, what do we need most in the online literature industry? Yueguan couldn't help but shout out in the crowd, and the widow realized that it was his mother's peace.
Biluo Huangquan looked at everyone with a smile, yes, it was peace.
At this time, the crowd shouted "peace" and "peace" in a low voice. Forget and I slowly stretched out our hands to each other, clasped them tightly, and everyone's eyes were full of tears.
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