Chapter 173: Guards with Knives
PS: There are too many helpless things in life, perhaps, this is my helplessness, thank you for your support!
Kong Fan didn't do anything shocking, just ran half a circle faster than them, until they all stopped, Kong Fan picked up his pace, and then slowly caught up with them.
Kong Fan shouted with a smile: "Why didn't you run away? ”
All the girls gave Kong Fan a health ball, obviously this time Kong Fan took the wrong line. However, Qi Xiaoqi obviously knew about the ordinary things, and said with a smile: "We have all run three laps, which is far more than our results in physical education class." ”
Kong Fan smiled and asked, "How much does physical education class require to run?" ”
"1,000 meters for boys and 800 for girls, but there is time for the final exam." Qiu Huiling said with a smile.
"What's the time requirement?" Kong Fan obviously couldn't accept the low level of this standard, but it was clear that he had overlooked a very serious problem.
"Then you'll have to ask our sports commissioner." Qiu Huiling smiled and pointed to the small table and said, "That's right, Sports Committee." ”
The small table scratched his head and scolded with a smile: "It's not that you yin me, I said that I don't want to be this sports committee, it's thankless." Don't ask me about those things, I don't know. ”
Kong Fan smiled and waved his hand and said, "Let's go, go back and wash up, and then go to breakfast." There is still a class in the first class. ”
Everyone responded in unison, and then they all walked towards their respective dormitories. Kong Fan and the fourth father-in-law returned to the dormitory, and saw Feng Mu and Xiao Ming standing in the middle of the dormitory sweating.
Kong Fan looked at the two of them in surprise, and joked with a smile: "You don't need to be in the dormitory to take a shower." Besides, there are no exhaust fans in this dormitory. How bad. ”
Feng Mu gasped and said, "Boss, can you stop making fun of us. ”
Kong Fan nodded. "That's hard. However, if it is the first time you have seen someone practicing in such an environment, you are also considered to be strange through the ages. ”
Xiao Ming smiled awkwardly and said, "Brother Fan." Don't make fun of us, if it weren't for this ghost mission, we wouldn't be here at this time, and we have to be a lot more scrupulous about posing. ”
"What about the next four years, there will be at least three and a half years." Kong Fan smiled and continued: "Hehe, get up early tomorrow morning, I found a good place to practice, and I can take you over to have a look." ”
Feng Mu smiled at Xiao Ming and said, "I know that the Dao Boss will not abandon us." ”
Kong Fan smiled helplessly. With a wave of his hand, he picked up his toiletry tools and walked to the bathroom. Feng Mu and Xiao Ming looked at each other, smiled, and hurriedly picked up their things and followed.
Fifteen minutes later, Kong Fan took Xiao Ming and Feng Mu to the little fat dormitory, kicked the door open, and shouted, "Rob, the woman is standing on the left." No men, no women, no need to move! ”
The original sentence is, "In robbery, the man stands on the right and the woman stands on the left." Shemale stands in the middle. As a result, he was a little surprised when he shouted to Kong Fan.
Several people in the dormitory were frozen in place at this time. Obviously, I was stunned by Kongfan's nonsense. At this time, the four fathers-in-law, those who wear pants, wear pants. Those who wear shoes wear shoes, and those who comb their hair comb their hair. There is also the strange little fat man, who is sniffing hard at a pair of socks at this time.
The poor one-legged little table ready to put on pants, the little stool with his ass crossed and his shoes on, the little Guizi with the comb in the air, and the little fat man kissing the socks, all turned their heads to look at Kongfan at this time.
When Kong Fan saw this scene, he saw the little fat man clinging to his socks' lips, and he had a disgusting and irresistible desire, thinking, "This kid can't be addicted to eating stinky socks." ”
Then the four fathers-in-law reacted and shouted in unison: "Kongfan, you are looking for death!" ”
The little fat man came with something that made everyone faint, "Why did you let us not move?" ”
Kong Fan suddenly laughed, and the two behind him looked at each other in unison. But then when Kong Fan reacted, he saw the other three who reacted in unison and kicked the little fat man to the ground with three feet. Xiao Guizi was even puzzled and stepped on a few feet.
Kong Fan couldn't cry or laugh, looking at the little fat lying on the ground motionless, cooperating with the little fat man, pretending to be a pity, and sighed: "It's a pity, originally the little fat can still help you match, I am a pity at this time, I am sorry for you!" ”
Xiao Guizi glanced at each other, and the little stool hurriedly squatted to help Xiao Fat up, and said: "Little Fat Man, just now a few of us had no eyes, no, it was lack of sleep last night, no, it didn't have long eyes, and I tripped you up when I walked, I'm sorry." ”
The little fat man snorted coldly, picked up the socks on the ground and sniffed them, and said, "Who do you think you are, a few fathers-in-law can kick their feet more than half a meter high when they walk now?" Do you think it's the emperor? ”
Kong Fan said with a smile: "Gonggong Li, it's not right for you to say that, I seem to be down-to-earth when I walk, and I have never walked so proudly." ”
The little fat man bowed and said, "The slave should die, it's the slave who can't observe it properly." Slaves should be damned, it's the minions who don't serve them well. Minions damn ......"
Kong Fan waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's okay, usually you follow me, naturally there is no way to observe carefully, come, this time you take the lead, let's go to breakfast." ”
The little fat man bowed and said, "No." Then he pointed to the two people behind Kong Fan, who were already stunned at this time, and said, "Your Majesty, I don't know who these two are?" ”
Kong Fan smiled and waved his hand, and said, "It's okay, my Imperial Sanpin guards with swords." Come, I haven't seen Gonggong Li yet. ”
The little fat man kicked the three of Xiao Guizi, who bowed his head and was silent, and said with a smile: "No, no, these two adults are both close ministers of the emperor, how dare we take on the big gift, it should be that a few of us have seen two adults." ”
After speaking, the little fat man pointed to Xiao Guizi and the three of them and said: "This is Xiao Guizi's father-in-law, this is the small table father-in-law, and this is the little stool father-in-law." They are all servants who serve the emperor, these minions have not seen any big world, they are a little nerd, and the two adults forgive me. ”
Feng Mu and Xiao Ming saw what crossing was and what was strange at this time, the two of them glanced at each other, and smiled helplessly and cooperated: "A few fathers-in-law forgive me, we are just a guard next to the emperor, my name is Feng Mu, his name is Xiao Ming, and several fathers-in-law can call us by our names." ”
The little fat man and the little Guizi didn't dare to say anything, and the little fat man stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, are you driving the imperial dining hall?" ”
Kong Fan waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's go." ”
The little fat man smiled and said, "No." After speaking, he took the textbook with a serious face, and took the lead and walked out of the dormitory. Kong Fan took Xiao Guizi and the three fathers-in-law also followed slowly. Leaving Feng Mu and Xiao Ming looking at each other.
When a few people burst into laughter in the corridor, the two people who had been standing at the door in a daze realized that they had played tricks unconsciously.
When Kong Fan and a few people came to the canteen, looking at the overcrowded canteen, they couldn't help but be stunned, and then saw the only window with fewer people, but it was selling fried food, and several people looked at each other helplessly, so they had to eat this thing.
It's not that a few people don't like to eat these fragrant things, but the gutter oil that has recently swept China is earning its appearance fees everywhere, and this kind of price paid with their lives, Kong Fan and a few people are slightly resistant in their hearts.
Although it is the case in schools, the attention to hygiene will be stricter, but this kind of low exposure and high return on the contrary, it is better to survive in such an environment.
The reason is very simple, because every health inspection is carried out by internal people, that is, the people of the canteen itself, which are inherently linked to interests, and must be blind to such cost-saving places; The inspection of outsiders has not yet entered the school gate, and the school leaders have already noticed, "Today, a certain leader came to inspect the work of the canteen and let the comrades treat it positively." ”
In such an environment, how can it not be easy to survive in such a very proud and not immediately eat the proceeds that are problematic or kill people immediately.
However, Kong Fan and the others were still very happy, because they saw that there was millet porridge and red bean porridge and milk.
Compared with melamine, Kong Fan and others are obviously more willing to give up the latter than the former. However, looking at the porridge that was almost like water, Kong Fan shook his head helplessly, "It seems that this morning is a hungry morning." ”
However, Kong Fan and the others finished breakfast, and saw someone waving to them in the corner of the restaurant, Kong Fan smiled and nodded, and led everyone towards the people in the corner of the restaurant.
The twelve female classmates were there, they made a few tables separately, and when they walked to Qi Xiaoqi's table, Kong Fan heard Qi Xiaoqi say with a smile: "Why are you so coincidental, I just lowered my head and drank a few mouthfuls of porridge, but I didn't even notice that you entered the door." ”
Zhao Yalan said with a smile: "Yes, as soon as Xiao Qi returned to the dormitory, he quickly cleaned up and came over to help a few of you make breakfast." But fortunately, there are more of you coming, so this breakfast can be divided. ”
Kong Fan looked at the three big bags of buns on the table, smelling the fragrance, Kong Fan could know that this was a meat bun. Kong Fan swallowed his saliva and said, "This is for us?" ”
Qi Xiaoqi nodded and said, "Yes, if it weren't for the fact that there were two more of you, I would have told you not to order it just now." ”
Zhao Yalan said with a smile: "Yes, we still wonder why Xiao Qi ordered so much today, but seeing so many of you, we can understand Xiao Qi." ”
Qiu Huiling hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No, I don't understand, Xiao Qi called this bun today, which directly frightened the master who sold the bun, and even the boy behind her retreated a few feet." It made several of us embarrassed to say that we knew her, and next time, we would definitely stand far away. ”
Qi Xiaoqi blushed and shouted, "How can it be so exaggerated." ”
"Really?" The women laughed in unison and asked rhetorically.
The girls suddenly laughed and laughed. (To be continued......)