Chapter 079: I Am Willing to Be Your Third Party's Third Party
Yan Qingcai's crying came too suddenly, which made the weekend feel at a loss, and at the same time, he also faintly felt that something was wrong.
The weekend has never been a person who is good at coaxing girls to be happy, I remember when I was in junior high school, there was a midterm exam, my sister was out of play, that night, she ran to the weekend's room and cried. On the weekend, he didn't say anything other than "don't cry" intermittently, and he didn't even think about whether he should hold his sister who was lying next to him and wearing pajamas in his arms.
This time was the same, Yan Qingcai was lying on his arm crying profusely, trying to comfort Yan Qingcai with words on the weekend, but he found that he was clearly dumb at this time, and he didn't know what to do except quietly look at the ceiling.
Yan Qingcai cried very sadly, with a handful of snot and tears, all rubbing into the arms of the weekend.
Presumably she also found that the weekend would not be comforting, and she cried by herself for a while, probably because she was tired of crying, or she figured it out by herself.
......Yan Qingcai's crying ended with laughter, because when she cried, she had a handful of snot and a handful of saliva, so when she laughed coldly, her snot and saliva sprayed onto her body on the weekend.
"Brother Zhou, what are you doing, you are sweating profusely in a hurry?" Looking at the sweat crawling on his forehead over the weekend, Yan Qingcai reached out to touch it while speaking.
"......" was speechless on the weekend, wasn't it all scared by your crying?
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Qi Baobao suddenly called, and the explosive mobile phone ringtone was the same as her female gangster's character, very public, coupled with the unique mobile phone ringtone in her hand on the weekend, it was particularly shocking:
"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat...... Brother, I'm ...... on the shore."
Yan Qingcai, whose bones were scattered by the weekend, was woken up as soon as she fell asleep in a daze.
Rubbing her sleepy eyes, Yan Qingcai turned on the bedside lamp and asked Zhouzhou: "Who called you in the middle of the night?" ”
On the weekend, I took the mobile phone given by my daughter, looked at the word "baby" displayed on the mobile phone screen, and wanted to cry without tears.
"Sister Qi called, right?" Yan Qingcai Bingxue was smart, and she saw the embarrassed expression of the weekend in her eyes, and immediately guessed who called. To be honest, she didn't feel good in her heart, and she made herself look like a cheating San'er. However, she didn't show her thoughts, she stretched, got out of bed very angrily, paused, and walked towards the bathroom, "Brother Zhou, you take it, it's best to find a white lie to deceive Sister Qi, I don't mind......"
Yan Qingcai's movements of walking naked to the bathroom were very calm, which formed a strong contrast with the deafening ringtone of the mobile phone on the weekend.
Perhaps, the weekend noticed Yan Qingcai's slightly shaky shoulders, so, in the end, he pressed the hang-up button.
The female bandit Qi Baobao is not one of those other women, she will not call because others hang up her phone, on the contrary, the more she hangs up on the weekend, the more she has to call, and she is determined to fight against the weekend.
He keeps hanging on weekends, and he keeps fighting.
Yan Qingcai, who was hiding in the bathroom and squatting on the ground crying, listened to the intermittent ringing outside the door, and her heart was about to break.
She has just become a weekend woman, and Qi Baobao and the weekend are not husband and wife, it stands to reason that she and Qi Baobao belong to fair competition, and they should not choose to back down at this time.
However, who wants to share their man with another woman unless they have to?
"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat...... Brother, I'm ...... on the shore."
The mobile phone ringtone will not be tired and call, in the end, Yan Qingcai couldn't help it, she didn't care about wiping the tears on her face, opened the bathroom door at once, and cried and said to the weekend: "Brother Zhou, I beg you to answer Sister Qi's call, I don't blame you, I really don't blame you, I just ask Sister Qi not to misunderstand...... I can't give you a wasted old ...... Only Sister Qi can ...... Woo......"
After saying this, Yan Qingcai covered her mouth again, not giving the weekend a chance to speak, she retracted into the bathroom and slammed the sliding door shut.
"I can't give you a ...... of the wasteland"
It seemed to be irritated by this sentence, and he answered the phone angrily on the weekend.
As soon as she pressed the answer button, the female bandit Qi Baobao's lion roar skill was urged, presumably because she had been hanging up on the weekend to make her good at it, and the roaring voice almost didn't deafen the weekend's ears: "Stinky boy, you dare to hang up on me, you are tired of being crooked, right?" Damn it! ”
As soon as the words of "I ......" came out on the weekend, Qi Baobao took over the conversation again.
"Bastard, you've hung up Lao Tzu so many times, I don't think you can still beat me!" After saying this, the angry female bandit directly put the phone away.
The reason why the other party is so determined to get through the weekend phone call is just to scold the weekend?
Weekend, whose face was full of black lines, was now buzzing in his head, and he couldn't manage his thumb for a while, and called back the "baby" phone.
Sure enough, the phone didn't work, because Qi Baobao did enough to turn off the phone directly.
Because of Qi Baobao's call, I can't lie in bed and sleep comfortably on the weekend, and Yan Qingcai obviously doesn't have such a mood.
Looking at the weekend lying beside him with a wooden face, Yan Qingcai endured and endured, and finally cried again, this time, just crying, and did not cry: "Brother Zhou, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that." ”
On the weekend, I could hear what Yan Qingcai said.
I can't give you a wasted old age!
"Why can't you give it?" In fact, he didn't want to ask like this on the weekend, because if he asked himself, he might not dare to pat his chest and guarantee that he could give Yan Qingcai a wasted age, not to mention that he is as poor as a fork now, and in terms of feelings alone, he is also very entangled, so after asking this sentence on the weekend, he can't wait to give himself an ear scraper.
"Let the time answer that!" Yan Qingcai breathed a sigh of relief, and did not answer the weekend's question head-on, she turned over and climbed onto the weekend's body, took the initiative to hand the full and pink cherry on her chest to the weekend's mouth, and said affectionately, "Brother Zhou, let's not get entangled in the future, and enjoy every day as if it were the last day, okay?" ”
When he was pressed under him by the weekend, Yan Qingcai said contentmently: "If I can, I am willing to be the third party of your third party...... Hmmm......"
After a few run-ins, Xiao Zhou and Yan Qingcai's cooperation is quite tacit, Yan Qingcai's kung fu speaking, Xiao Zhou has broken in.
The creaking and shaking of the wooden bed, the soft cry of the woman, the crisp sound of the crash, on this night, for a long time.
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When I went back to Baby's Travel Agency the next morning over the weekend, I was terrified.
The reason why he chose to go back before dawn was to avoid Qi Baobao, creating the illusion that he would come back last night, God knows why Qi Baobao, who is usually used to sleeping until three poles in the morning, got up early in the morning, at this point, it is estimated that the big fat man who is responsible for going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables is still lying in the basement snoring.
Qi Baobao turned on the TV set on the cash register to the loudest, the kind that was deafening, and she herself was eating melon seeds while watching TV with her legs crossed.
"Morning!" When I entered the door on the weekend, I said hello with a weak heart.
"Zaomao, I didn't sleep last night!" Qi Baobao didn't even glance at the weekend, and said a little cynically, "You slept quite well last night, right?" ”
I heard Qi Baobao say that she didn't sleep last night, and she only noticed Qi Baobao's tired face on the weekend.
After a pause, he threw out the lies that had been prepared for a long time on the weekend: "Baby, don't you know, the AC bar guy was too enthusiastic about me, I was going to get the book and come back, the guy said that I was rare to go, and I wasn't allowed to go at all, their manager was very righteous, and opened a box for me for free, saying that I wanted to read a book and read it inside." You also know, I'm a greedy person, I thought about it, there are drinks and melon seeds, and there are free lights to read, so I ......"
"So, by the way, you asked the manager to get you a free girl?" Qi Baobao raised his eyebrows, interrupting the weekend's words.
"......" always felt that he was the kind of guinea pig who had nothing to hide in front of Qi Baobao on the weekend, and before he came back, his lies were drafted countless times in his heart, coupled with his deified acting skills, it is not an exaggeration to say that he can deceive everyone. However, it is obvious that Qi Baobao is an exception at all. Secretly wiped a cold sweat, his expression remained unchanged on the weekend, and said, "Baby, what did you say, am I the kind of casual person on the weekend?" ”
"yes, you're not the kind of casual person, you're not a casual person!" When Qi Baobao said this, she stood up suddenly, and while spitting out the melon seed shell, she grabbed the big kitchen knife that had been prepared on the cash register for a long time.
"Uh......" Seeing the murderous appearance of the female bandit Qi Baobao holding a kitchen knife, he was so scared that he almost didn't squat on the ground on the weekend, of course, he knew very well that he couldn't make a mistake at this time, even if he was really cowardly, he couldn't show it, otherwise, it would make Qi Baobao think that he was weak-hearted, so he paused and said, "Do you mean to complain that I ate white and black AC bar for nothing?" That's okay, I'll go back now, settle the account for last night's consumption, it's only a matter of a few hundred yuan, and tighten my belt and it's over. ”
When he said this on the weekend, he really made a head-twisting motion, of course, he didn't really want to go back to the AC bar, but planned to wait for the female gangster Qi Baobao to cut him with a kitchen knife, so that he could easily pull out his legs and run for his life.
If it wasn't for Qi Baobao's wrong tendon last night, after Ah Wei and the others had eaten and drunk, she chattered to take a hitchhike to the AC bar, he really believed the weekend's words, after all, no matter the tone or demeanor of the weekend, it was so impeccable.
But the problem is that Qi Baobao went to the AC bar in person last night, and she even made plans to lose herself, so what's the matter is 520, although she is twenty-six years old this year, and she is an older leftover girl, but she has been interested in this.
What made Qi Baobao angry was that she pulled Dawei's ears and turned the entire AC bar upside down and failed to find the weekend, and in the end, she arrested the few security guards who watched the weekend being kissed by Yan Qingcai and tortured them, and several security guards were forced to betray the sister god "Boss Zhou" in their minds because of the deterrence of the female bandits. It's not that they are not authentic, but this "sister-in-law" who suddenly killed is too violent.
The security guards told them all about it, saying that they had brought two best girls and stumbled out of the AC bar on the weekend and disappeared.
Qi Baobao took out his mobile phone at that time and called the weekend viciously, but he didn't answer the phone at that time on the weekend, and cut it off, which made Qi Baobao more and more angry, and he was angry with those security guards, including Dawei, all of whom were beaten by Qi Baobao.
"Load! You'll pretend! Qi Baobao crossed his waist, raised the kitchen knife in his hand, and said, "Let you say that the Buddha believes it, but how to explain the lip prints on your face?" ”
"What?" Sure enough, everyone who has done something bad is the same, and after listening to Qi Baobao's words on the weekend, his heart almost jumped out on the weekend, and he subconsciously reached out to touch his face.
"Poof...... Cough...... cough cough ......" Qi Baobao held back the urge to laugh, and casually threw a mirror from the bag at the cashier to the weekend, still looking like a female bandit, and said, "Look at it yourself, damn, it's all eaten back, and it's still for Lao Tzu!" ”
Yan Qingcai did use lip gloss last night, probably to see Sun Yi, and was forced by Comet Xue, so at that time, she secretly kissed the weekend at the door of the box, leaving a very fragrant lip print on the weekend's face, and rolled the sheets several times a night, not to mention the weekend's face, even Xiao Zhou's body left a strawberry-like lip print.
However, when I got up this morning on the weekend, I took a shower, just to prevent the examination of the female bandit Qi Baobao.
"Didn't you wash it?" At the same time as the weekend was weak, he suspiciously took the small mirror smashed by Qi Baobao and took a random photo on his face.
"No, where did the lip prints come from?" After Zhou Zhouzi carefully looked at it three times and confirmed that there was nothing on his handsome face except for the bruises left by the fight, the big stone in his heart finally fell, and he raised his voice like a wronged uncle.
"Humph! Your tail was stepped on by Lao Tzu! Qi Baobao, who appeared behind the weekend unexpectedly, suddenly said this viciously, and at the same time, the kitchen knife held high had already smashed into the weekend's head, "Damn, dare to steal food outside with Lao Tzu behind your back, you second-hand who has been slept with!" ”