Chapter 324: Becoming an Ally
The charcoal essence immediately took out the notebook and prepared to record.
A vixen next to him immediately came over and said, "Charcoal-sama!" There's no need for you to write it yourself! Let me copy it! ”
So Charcoal Essence gave her a pen and paper, but the vixen took out a laptop computer, and she said, "What era is it now, you have lived in the mountains for a long time, and your head is funny, right?" How convenient it is to carry it by hand! ”
So the vixen typed and wrote it down.
Ma Yishan smiled when he saw that this vixen was so funny, and he began to say his advice.
The first thing is that you can't kill innocents indiscriminately no matter what, just keep the current style.
Charcoal essence said, "Why do you want to keep the current style? Don't other types of bad humans be killed? Isn't I, the plague god, supposed to be covered with corpses everywhere I go? ”
Ma Yishan said: "Judging from the fate of the previous plague gods, you are just acting in a way that is in line with the heart of heaven now, so the heavenly court asked you to serve as the plague god this time to carry out the task, but God has the virtue of a good life, and it is impossible for you to kill a large number of innocent humans and retreat with your whole body, I think your current murderous style is enough!" ”
Charcoal nodded.
"I've also deduced that if I kill all the lumberjacks and bulldoze all the woodmills among the humans, and kill a lot of people, I can go on an errand, but what if a human provokes me in the future?"
"Try not to kill too many people, if you don't accidentally lose your hand, the punishment of the Heavenly Court will immediately come to you! This is no joke. ”
The charcoal spirit also knew that he couldn't kill all the humans, if that was the case, he would just get a big meteorite down and it would be over, so why ask him to kill it slowly?
Ma Yishan continued: "Over the years, the Emperor of Heaven has been very annoyed by the indiscriminate exploitation of nature and the destruction of nature by human beings, so he appointed you as the plague god. And also sympathize with the animals that were slaughtered in large numbers! ”
When he said this, the charcoal essence suddenly realized, and then he realized that the reason why Heaven did not kill those goblins.
"Now these goblin brothers are temporary workers that I personally appointed and hired! Deal with humanity with me, and get paid! ”
Ma Yishan was startled, he knew that Dao Heavenly Court was really going to use knives against humans.
"So where are their salaries? Can I take a look? ”
The vixen next to him knocked a few times on the computer, and then turned his hand back to him, and Ma Yishan saw that there was an account with a figure of 1 billion yuan on it!
Ma Yishan was so surprised, he said, "Is it possible that you have so much salary in a month?" ”
The vixen said, "No! Master Ma. This is the salary of one of us! ”
Charcoal Essence said: "My personal salary is paid every month, and I don't know how it is paid on the road, but I give it to them, on average, 466 goblins, including the Heart Eater, I don't have a penny of salary." ”
Ma Yishan was so surprised that his mouth opened wide, and he knew that one person would have a monthly salary of 1 billion! Then the monthly salary paid by Heavenly Court to charcoal essence is 466 billion!
"Oh my God! You can always surprise me. Your monthly salary is worth several of the richest people in the world! ”
Charcoal had never been a human being, and he thought that such money was very small, and he said, "I don't understand what this money is for!" ”
Zhu Xingju next to him spoke, "That's for you to use to investigate human beings!" Scouting costs money! There are also some daily expenses. ”
Charcoal Essence said, "I don't need to scout anything. As soon as I find the woodworks, I'll kill them! ”
Ma Yishan said: "In addition to punishing human beings for indiscriminate logging, does Heavenly Court tell you to punish what type of human beings?" ”
Charcoal said: "There are also organizations that slaughter animals indiscriminately, and we will also punish them." ”
Ma Yishan continued to advise him, just these two things. The rest of the humans don't touch them for now, so he'll be safe.
The charcoal spirit memorized it, and then began to arrange the scope of future work for the fox spirit.
Ma Yishan said: "I think you should go to the human society to see. Learn more about human beings to help you in your work. ”
Charcoal Essence agreed.
Their conversation today ended successfully, and Ma Yishan decided to stay and apprentice with him.
Look at how he kills.
Charcoal thought for a moment and said, "Then do you want a guest house?" We're with you! ”
The goblins next to them all came over and cheered when they heard this, it turned out that they had long wanted to experience life in human society.
At this time, Ma Yishan realized that these goblins were not as ferocious as he imagined, but only remembered that goblins generally cultivated to the human world, and then broke through the human form to cultivate into immortals.
The heavenly realm is also semi-accepting of goblins, of course, except for some who are easy to kill and cruel, ordinary goblins will practice well in a proper manner.
Ma Yishan said: "It seems that the most terrifying thing is still human beings!" ”
So they turned into a large group of wealthy people who traveled and flew together to nearby big cities.
Ma Yishan asked him in the air, "Why did you choose to come here to kill people?" ”
Charcoal essence said: "I heard that these developed countries have regulations that prohibit indiscriminate cutting of trees, but some capitalists who want to make a fortune think that if the trees die, they can cut them down, so they get some venom on the axes, poison the trees first, and then cut them down, so that it is legal!" I was so angry that I got the news and rushed to it. ”
Many goblins and gods and demons at all levels will come to cooperate with his work, as long as there is news of illegal deforestation in the whole world, they will notify the charcoal spirit as soon as possible.
The charcoal spirit thought that his body was not like this, that he was originally a tree, and that it was the fire of human desire that burned him to an abominable dark black.
He vowed to kill all the humans in the world who harmed the forest!
Ma Yishan said: "Many wood factories in China have stopped production, but there are still a lot of logging! Some countries do not cut down trees in the whole country, and cut down our country for use, so the country that cuts down the most trees is our country! ”
Charcoal essence said: "So the focus of my work still has to be in the swollen country?" Well, after killing these people this time, I'll go back with you! ”
Charcoal essence has always thought that he is an authentic swollen countryman, and the fallen leaves return to the roots!
But he's going to kill a lot of people in the end!
They flew to a nearby big city, where they walked together and looked around the streets.
People on the street are all dressed stylishly, and many are holding their mobile phones and making calls while walking like a run.
When they saw the high-rise buildings there, they were all dumbfounded and stopped moving.
There were a lot of them, and they quickly found one of the most exclusive 5-star hotels in the neighborhood, and then they chartered the whole building.
They went to foreign countries, but many foreigners spoke Mandarin, so they didn't need to translate.
They all had a watch from the heavens.
Ma Yishan and they were in the hotel restaurant, and the waiter brought all the food, and they asked for Chinese food.
Ma Yishan saw a golden watch in the hand of the Mind Eater, and he said, "What is the use of this watch that the Heavenly Realm has given you?" ”
The Mind Eater stretched out his hand and said, "All the instruments in the entire world world combined are not as useful as it!" Whatever you want, it's got you covered! ”
Ma Yishan said: "With such a watch, it is equivalent to all the intelligence departments of all the prefecture departments in our world. ”
Charcoal Jing took off a watch and handed it to Ma Yishan and said, "Engong, I don't have any gifts, I'll use this thing for you!" ”
Ma Yishan pushed back and said: "I have everything now, if you give me this watch, the king of Hades will say that I took bribes, and I have an intelligence department, as soon as you come over this watch, they will all have to be laid off!" Where are you going to call so many unemployed ghosts to play when the time comes? ”
The charcoal essence smiled and took it back.
At this moment, a fairy came and said, "My lord! We found a company 300 kilometers away that was hiring a large number of workers to cut down trees in a forest, and many of them had already been cut down! Let's go! ”
Charcoal essence said, "How many are there?" Where are they headquartered? ”
The goblin drank milk tea and said, "They have more than 500 workers this time, and there are no temporary workers!" Their working machines are the most advanced in the world, and if they don't stop it, at the latest, a large area of forest will disappear in a month! Their headquarters are in the city! It's only 5 blocks from here! ”
Charcoal Essence immediately instructed, "Go over and kill all the lumberjacks, and then come back and destroy this company!" Fast!! ”
Ma Yishan glanced at Liang Wen and Zhu Sentence next to him, so he followed out of Lu together. (To be continued......)