Chapter 1092: Two to Invincible
"Your boss Bai Wei'an wants to invite me to dinner, isn't it?" Qin Shanshan asked.
The thin monkey nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, sister-in-law is really ice and snow smart." β
"Who is your sister-in-law? You speak more respectfully, I don't even know what your boss looks like, so you just call sister-in-law, are you sick? Qin Shanshan looked at the thin monkey's dirty appearance and said in disgust.
"Hehe, since you don't let me call you sister-in-law, then I'll still call you Qin Shanshan, Qin Shanshan, don't worry, my boss is definitely a graceful and suave jade tree in the wind, everyone loves flowers and flowers, and he drives a car with a flat tire, he is definitely the first handsome guy in our school, an invincible and charming real man, I guarantee that you will fall in love with my boss immediately when you see it." Thin Monkey felt that his eloquence was suddenly so good, if it weren't for the fact that the boss was there, he would have wanted to chase Qin Shanshan, with his eloquence, he would definitely be able to catch up.
"Really? You won't be so handsome, will you? Qin Shanshan asked as if she didn't believe it.
"Of course, there is no picture of my boss here, otherwise I would have shown it to you." When the thin monkey saw that Qin Shanshan was interested, he was immediately very happy.
You know, if the boss gets Qin Shanshan, he will invite himself to sing, and when the time comes, he will find a few young ladies to accompany him, wouldn't it be cool to die.
The last time I sang with the boss, that young lady was really coquettish, and I almost touched her all over her body, so enjoyable.
"Why are you so stupid, you look like this, how can you be a little brother with others." Qin Shanshan said dissatisfiedly.
"But Qin Shanshan, I really don't have a photo of the boss, and I'm not from Lily.com, so I can't give him a blind date with the boss's photo every day." The thin monkey said innocently.
"What kind of society is it now, do you still use it to take a photo and put it in your pocket every day? Don't we all have mobile phones, and they're all smart, you give him my phone number, and let him send a selfie immediately, although you said that your boss is so good, I also have to see if it's the type I like. Qin Shanshan said.
"Wow, Qin Shanshan, you are really a talented woman who is both beautiful and smart, you sue me for my mobile phone number, and I will ask the boss to send the photo." The thin monkey quickly took out his mobile phone.
Qin Shanshan reported her mobile phone number to the thin monkey, and the thin monkey immediately sent Qin Shanshan's mobile phone number to Bai Wei'an by text message, and at the same time said that he was in a good shape and needed a photo of the boss.
Bai Wei'an was waiting there for the news of the thin monkey, and a text message suddenly came from his mobile phone, and he was immediately happy when he saw it, so he quickly put on a posture that he thought was the most handsome, and at the same time made a scissor hand with his right hand, took a photo, and sent the photo to Qin Shanshan's mobile phone.
With a ding dong, Qin Shanshan's mobile phone rang, and a text message came.
"It won't be so fast, will it?" Qin Shanshan picked up the phone and looked at it, and sure enough, it was the phone number of Bai Wei'an that the thin monkey had reported to him just now.
"Is it my boss's message?" The skinny monkey asked, sticking his head out.
Qin Shanshan opened WeChat and saw a photo of a very two, and she was still holding out her scissor hand, looking like she wanted two more and more two.
"How? Isn't my boss very handsome, you look at this pose, it can definitely fascinate thousands of beauties, but my boss just has a soft spot for Qin Da Beauty. "Thin Monkey hurry up and hit the railroad while it's hot.
Qin Shanshan grinned: "Your boss is really handsome, especially this scissorhands, he is simply invincible." β
"Huh?" The thin monkey was a little confused, whether this was a compliment or a belittlement.
"What age is this, and there are still people who take pictures and stretch out scissors? This is simply not a problem of two, but a problem of the Nth power of two. Qin Shanshan said directly and unceremoniously.
"You, you didn't have a crush on my boss?" The skinny monkey asked incredulously.
"I'm sorry, your boss is too handsome, and I, as a person, like Sun Honglei who is not very handsome, especially boys with small eyes." Qin Shanshan said, "Don't you know? Now it's the small-eyed boys who are popular. β
Ga?
The thin monkey was stunned for a moment, this Qin Shanshan's aesthetics are too different, don't these girls like that kind of flower-like man with big eyes now? Just like the F4 or those beautiful men in South Korea who have undergone plastic surgery, when did ugly men become popular?
"I said Qin Shanshan, my boss fell in love with you at first sight, I hope you can think about it carefully, since my boss has taken a fancy to you, no other boys in this school dare to chase you, don't regret it when the time comes." The thin monkey saw that it was not soft and could not do it, so it simply became hard.
When Qin Shanshan heard this, she was immediately unhappy: "You dare to threaten me?" Do you think this beauty is a nymphomania? Can't live without a boy chasing? Hurry up and go away, don't delay my studies, class is coming soon. β
"You? Hmph, we'll see. As soon as the thin monkey heard the class bell ringing, he only got his seat and did it, and immediately sent a text message to Bai Wei'an: "Boss, that woman toasted and didn't eat and drink, and actually said that she didn't fancy you." β
originally thought that Bai Wei'an would be furious, but what the thin monkey didn't expect was that after a while, Bai Wei'an actually sent back a text message: "It's okay, thin monkey, the fierce woman is afraid of pestering men, don't worry, I've got this woman, hahaha." β
Damn, when did the boss become so deep that he would say such a clichΓ©, what a.
After Qin Shanshan finished a class, she ran to Xiaohe's classroom and called Xiaohe outside.
"What's the matter, Shanshan?" Xiaohe asked with a smile.
"Xiaohe, there is an overlord who wants to chase me, but I refused." Qin Shanshan said.
"Overlord? What kind of overlord? Why haven't I heard of a person called an overlord? Xiaohe asked in disbelief.
"It's this person, very domineering, he dared to threaten me, he was so angry with me, it seems that my aunt and grandmother have to give him some color." Qin Shanshan said as she pulled up the photo of Bai Wei'an on her phone.
"Huh? Is that him, Bai Wei'an? Xiaohe whispered.
Qin Shanshan was stunned: "Do you know him?" β
"Of course I know, he, and he chased me." Xiaohe said.
"What? He chased you too? This kid is a pervert. Qin Shanshan said disdainfully: "By the way, he didn't treat you well?" β
"He wanted to do something to me, but he just happened to bump into Brother Fan, and was beaten by Brother Fan, and then he didn't dare to harass me again, but this kid is very bad, and the whole school knows it." Xiaohe said.
"Hmph, he's bad for him, don't provoke me, otherwise I'm welcome." Qin Shanshan said with a smile.
"Shanshan, don't bother with him, he doesn't dare to do anything to us, otherwise, Brother Fan will definitely not bypass him, he has already been beaten by Brother Fan." Xiaohe said.
"As long as he doesn't provoke me, okay, I'll go to class, see you after school." After Qin Shanshan finished laughing, she ran back to her teacher.
As soon as she ran back to the classroom, Qin Shanshan received a text message: "Beauty, what do you want to eat at noon?" I'll treat you to dinner. β
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, stinky rascal." Qin Shanshan didn't even reply, and directly deleted the text message.