On Wudang Mountain, the filming of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" is in full swing.

"Why should I tell you? If you don't break your body into thousands of pieces, it will be difficult to reach the crime of light humiliation for me in the iron prison of Green Willow Villa that day! As she spoke, Li Qingxia flew her cheeks and glared angrily with a girl's shyness.

Standing opposite her was Zhao Xingchi, who also had a slightly red face: "Looking for a girl, do you give this black jade intermittent ointment or not." ”

The red glow on Li Qingxia's face disappeared, and she turned to say with a smile: "If you want black jade intermittent ointment, it's not difficult, as long as you follow me for three things, I will serve it with both hands." ”

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"Zhang Sanfeng" said: "Do you remember everything?" ”

Zhao Xingchi said: "I have forgotten a little half." ”

"Zhang Sanfeng" said: "Okay, that's not for you, think about it yourself." ”

According to the script, Zhao Xingchi circled around the hall with a long sword in his hand, and he looked like he was immersed in the world of martial arts.

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The plot on Wudang Mountain has been vividly expressed in many versions of the TV series "Heaven and Dragon Slayer". Stephen Zhao's current version is based on Su Youpeng's version.

Wu Qihua's version is too simple, not only the action moves are ugly, but the special effects are also scum.

Deng Chao's version, although the action is trendy enough, it is not gorgeous enough, nor beautiful enough, but it gives people a very scummy feeling, not like a martial arts master in a fight, but like a child playing at home. Especially the fighting swords of "Zhang Wuji" and "Dongfang Bai" are even more scumbag, and they actually flew up and stood on Dongfang Bai's head, which was like a piece of soaring.

Other Ma Jingtao versions, Zheng Shaoqiu versions, and Tony Leung versions, not to mention, are scum.

Although Su Youpeng's version of the action design is not gorgeous and cool, it is definitely stylish. So with the special effects, it looks like that's going on.

After studying Tai Chi with the master for so long, Stephen Zhao can finally show his movements.

Whether it is the competition with Ah San, the hard fight with Ah Er, or the sword fight with Ah Da "Dongfang Bai", under the guidance of the action director, supplemented by Weiya. Stephen Zhao can be well displayed in front of the camera.

After a day's shooting, it was hearty.

When he went down the mountain to return to the hotel, Huang Wen suddenly remembered something, walked up to Zhao Xingchi and said with a joke: "Boss, on the promotion of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", can you make up some interesting jokes to entertain you?" ”

"Is it necessary?"

Stephen Zhao said to him angrily, although the filming went smoothly, but it was a performance and a hanging. It's the same very tired, and you still want to make jokes?

Huang Wen smiled and touched his nose in embarrassment.

However, when they were eating together, Zhao Xingchi suddenly stood up and asked loudly: "When I went down the mountain, Director Huang said that I had some jokes, say it for entertainment." I said it wasn't necessary because I couldn't think of it for a while. But I think about it now. So that's where it comes in. Would you like to hear it? ”

"Yes!" Everyone applauded loudly, even if they ate and drank nonsense, and didn't want to make a sound at all, they stopped at this time and applauded loudly with excitement.

There are very few opportunities to shoot sycophants, and there are some shots at this time. Of course, you can't let it go.

Huang Wen is also applauding, in addition to flattering Zhao Xingchi, he also applauds Zhao Xingchi's words just now. When he went down the mountain, he was obviously reprimanded by Zhao Xingchi for being very faceless, but now Zhao Xingchi said that it was because he didn't think of a joke. That's why he rejected him, which is tantamount to blaming the problem on himself and saving his face.

"Since everyone wants to hear it, then I'll say one, but I have one condition." Zhao Xingchi said with a smile, raised his right hand and raised a finger.

"Huh?" Many people's faces immediately showed a look of disappointment, thinking: "Damn, it's just a joke, but there are still conditions, what kind of plane to do." ”

But who made him the boss?

So, everyone still shouted, "What conditions? ”

Zhao Xingchi's gaze swept over everyone in the private room, and finally stopped at Huang Wen, Miao Changyu, Li Qingxia, Jia Wenli and others, and said: "It's very simple, that is, I can't tell a joke alone, isn't that a one-man show?" So, it's better to play solitaire, one by one, everyone has to tell a joke, and no one is missing. What do you say? ”

Everyone was stunned, and soon there was an uproar.

Some looked at each other and smiled bitterly, and some applauded loudly.

Zhao Xingchi laughed out loud and said, "Since you all said yes, let's start, I'll come first." In "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", Zhao Min likes Zhang Wuji, do you know why she likes Zhang Wuji? ”

"Like is like, do you need a reason?" Li Qingxia was surprised.

"Why?" Someone asked.

"You wrote the novel, and we didn't write it, how do we know?" Someone complained in his heart.

"Master Xing, it's better for you to announce the answer, let's think, we can't think of it in our lifetime." Someone said loudly, nakedly patting Zhao Xingchi's ass.

"Shameless!" Many people immediately scolded secretly, if nothing else, for this guy to take the lead, so that they had nothing to shoot.

Zhao Xingchi was bored in his heart, but he said with a smile on his face: "You have to think about it for a lifetime, you are really weak." According to my analysis, there are at least nine reasons why Zhao Min likes Zhang Wuji. First, Zhang Wuji knows pedicure, and his techniques are very exquisite. Do you think, Zhao Min is a high-ranking cadre's daughter, and she naturally goes to sauna and foot therapy often, how can she let it go when she sees a foot massage master? ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

"Hahaha......"

"I'll go, pedicure master, this exercise!"

"Master Xing, your imagination is really amazing."

"What are the other eight reasons?"

In the cheers of all the people, Zhao Xingchi began to tell the remaining eight reasons: "Second, Zhang Wuji is an orphan, marrying him, there is no mother-in-law to run, and there is no need to serve his father-in-law, this is simply a good thing for pies falling from the sky......"

The people under "Hahaha......" burst into laughter again, especially women, who laughed so much that tears flowed out.

For the second reason, women are deeply touched.

Marriage is not a simple two-person world. Family is the most important factor outside of the two. Especially serving my parents-in-law is a big problem in the world.

"Third, Zhang Wuji knows how to heal. Think about it, how difficult it is to see a doctor now? I don't know a doctor who wants to take some medicine for the mind. Besides, this doctor is an iron rice bowl, even if he is unemployed. You can also go to lala eyelids, treat infertility or something, a million profits. ”

"Fourth, Zhang Wuji has been abroad, but he has stayed in the ocean, Ice and Fire Island. In these years, the one who has spent gold is the Buddha, and he has a face when he says it. ”

"This fifth, Zhang Wuji has no bad habits. Unlike Linghu Chong, who loves to drink, and is not a nerd like Duan Yu, where can I find such an extinct good man? ”

"Hahaha......"

Every time he said a joke, the people below laughed happily, and even those who didn't laugh couldn't help but laugh at this time.

Of course, in addition to laughing, many people are also touched. The more I listen to it, the more I think this joke by Stephen Zhao is very interesting, and it is a good joke worthy of taste.

Doctors who treat infertility, study abroad gilding, bad habits, etc. It's all a reflection of reality, combined with the bad habits of real life, which sounds not only funny, but also ironic.

"This should be the sharpest and happiest complaint, Xing Ye deserves to be Xing Ye!" Even people who don't think much of Zhao Xingchi have to admire it at this time.

Wait until Stephen Zhao finishes the joke. There was no one at the bottom who could sit normally, and they all bent over with laughter, and many people couldn't help but slap the table.

Zhao Xingchi could feel the strange eyes of Lin Meijia and Li Qingxia looking at him.

Subsequently, starting with director Huang Wen. Everyone stands up and tells a joke, and if they can't tell a joke, they will be punished with a glass of wine.

Not many people are willing to punish alcohol, because this is a rare opportunity to perform in front of Stephen Zhao, and it can't be missed. Even if Stephen Zhao won't reuse someone just because he speaks a good joke, at least he can impress Stephen Zhao, which is enough.

"Mowgli, how much have you memorized this set of Tai Chi swordsmanship? Most. Yes, I still remember how good it is, I have forgotten most of it. It's hard for you. How much more do you remember? It's all forgotten. It's good, it's good, I just taught it wrong, and now I'll teach you again. ”

"My nephew is in the second grade of junior high school, and when he took an exam, the teacher told him to take the exam well, but he always thought about the scene where Zhang Wuji and Zhang Sanfeng learned Tai Chi Sword in Wudang Mountain, and then he thought about how much he had forgotten, and finally when he forgot it all, the teacher said that you can go on."

"How did Qiao Feng kill Zhang Wuji in seconds, please see my analysis, Qiao Feng used all his strength with his right palm ten steps away to make a move Kanglong regretted, and the palm force hit Zhang Wuji overwhelmingly, Zhang Wuji saw the fierce momentum, and hurriedly moved Qiao Feng's internal force away, but Qiao Feng didn't give him a chance, and his left palm made another move Kanglong regretted. Zhang Wuji didn't think about it, and he moved again, but found that the other party's move was false. Between the lightning and flint, Zhang Wuji wanted to react, and Qiao Feng's third move, Kang Long's regret, had already roared......"

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In the end, when the feast was over, the meal was not reduced much, because everyone was full of laughter.

Stephen Zhao also left the table with a smile, although not many people's jokes made him laugh, but the funny skills of some guys made his eyes shine and he couldn't stop laughing.

Back in the hotel room, Stephen Zhao took a cold shower, and then comfortably leaned on the bed to play with the tablet and browse the Internet.

"@赵星驰."

"Master Xing, have you slept yet, look at what I said: you love or don't love me, love is there, never give up."

"You think, or you don't want me, you can be wherever you want, and you can think about it."

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Zhao Xingchi didn't care about the messy replies, his attention was quickly attracted by those imitation sentences, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, revealing a faint smile.

"You read it, or you don't read me, the love is there, and it doesn't come or go. You love, or you don't love me, love is there, not increasing or decreasing. You follow, or don't follow, my hand is in your hand, and I will not give up. Come into my arms, or, let me dwell in your heart. Silence, love, silence, joy! Stephen Zhao replied to the few imitating netizens and copied all the original poems.

Many netizens who have been paying attention to his scarf immediately became excited: "Wow, I actually blew up the star master." (To be continued......)

PS: Thank you for the support of the "unrequited love" students, and bow to the "twdnrc" students for their two monthly pass support.