Chapter 165: Listen to It Yourself (Book Friend Plus 36)
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Maybe this is fate, right?
Han Guo thought with a smile as he cooked noodles for Krystal.
He has always disliked dog blood, but life is full of dog blood. He has always paid attention to reasonableness, but he has always undergone unreasonable tests and is still by his side.
You said, Krystal has no sense of hierarchy at all, the Hokage and the evil force are possessed, and it is about to subvert Han Guo's worldview.
There is no sense of layering, no foreshadowing, there is no reason for the outbreak, at least Han Guo didn't see it, and there was no sign at all, so it was so noisy. It's all bleeding, this is baa, this is?
But the only bit of plausibility may be able to barely explain it. It was she who drank half a bottle of whiskey. Once Han You|You|Xiao|Said|More|New|Most|Fast|www.uuxs.cc|Three years of high school, that is, after his parents divorced, his father had his own home, and his mother couldn't take him with him because of his difficult life, so he was sent to live at his grandmother's house in the town.
Grandma and Uncle's family lived together. Uncle is usually a calm and honest person, but he has been drinking and going crazy several times, and Han Guo's impression is about to become a shadow. This is also the reason why Han Guo never gets drunk. He witnessed the ugliness of his uncle when he was drunk and usually judged the two of them, and secretly swore that he would never be like this.
So Han Guo, who didn't drink a lot of alcohol in the first place, never drank too much, no matter how bad he was. Don't let yourself be in this situation. With a sigh, he poured the noodles out of the water, then fried the egg sauce and served it out. Is it also different from person to person, although Krystal is so noisy, but Han Guo is also quite cute in his eyes......
Right?
"Eat. Are you asleep? β
Han Guo walked in, and his eloquence was still not caught? Went in and saw that Krystal was lying quietly, Han Guo tried to call, Krystal suddenly opened his eyes and startled Han Guo. Grinning back, Krystal got up and swayed towards the outside of the bedroom.
Han Guo patted his chest and smacked his tongue, is this still good? Can this stop tonight?
Getting up and walking out, Krystal was already sitting there obediently scooping the sauce and stirring it into the noodles. It's very serious, but it's even cuter. Then after stirring, he looked very satisfied, picked up a large piece and ate it, Han Guo exhaled, and used a broom to sweep up the glass pieces and pour them into the trash, and finally had time to do this......
When he returned, he suddenly saw Krystal running towards the bathroom with his mouth covered. Han Guo was at a loss. Neintal followed, watching Krystal vomit as she lay on her stomach by the toilet.
Han Guo wanted to tease Bibi and ask loudly, "Whose is it?!! β
However, it is estimated that Krystal, who is in a state at this time, can understand his silver sword jokes, and he probably understands...... Can ** him.
"Isn't it you going to eat?! After a few bites and vomiting?! β
Han Guo helplessly patted her on the back to give her a good breath, and poured water from the tooth jar next to her to rinse her mouth. Krystal didn't answer after vomiting, gasping and leaning to the side to look at Han Guo, Han Guo shook his head and flushed, and suddenly Krystal laughed and hugged his neck and mouth was about to come over.
"Oh moo?!"
Han Guo smiled and dodged: "Just kiss me after throwing up, what are you going to do with me?!" Is it when I'm here on the toilet and you're going to keep spitting?! β
Han Guo shouted and complained, Krystal just laughed, then stood up and dragged Han Guo by the hair to drag him out......
"Holy!!"
Han Guo gritted his teeth and broke free, picked up the laughing Krystal and walked to the side of the bed to stand on the chair, and suddenly threw Krystal onto the bed.
"Have you made enough trouble!!"
"Ahh Ha ha! β
Krystal screamed, then giggled. stepped forward and dragged Han Guo to the bed. Han Guo gasped and glared at her, and after a while, he looked at Krystal like this, rubbed his head and smiled weakly. With a drunk person, you can't be reasonable. Han Guo felt super tired from being tossed by her, and Han Guo also drank alcohol himself.
Lying on the side, Krystal's big white legs pressed over and rubbed Han Guo's legs. I don't know when, I guess I just felt hot and took off my pants and left a little Nenei. Han Guo didn't notice it just now, which obviously showed what she was tossing into.
"I'm going to finish it for you. Do you want it or not. β
Krystal's face was red, and his eyes were squinting at Han Guo's face, and he asked softly.
"No, you just threw up."
Han Guo's face was expressionless and tilted his head.
Krystal pouted and frowned, and rode directly on Han Guo, pressing his chest and dragging his ears to make him look at himself and question him: "Give you another chance, do you want to?!" β
Han Guo hugged Krystal and patted her on the back softly: "Don't make trouble." Get some sleep and ...... tomorrow morning I'll beat you up again when I wake up. β
Krystal didn't understand, and looked up at Han Guo in confusion, but Han Guo didn't let her look up, Krystal struggled a few times in dissatisfaction, and gradually stopped moving after a while.
Han Guo exhaled and listened to the even breathing sound in his ears. Look at the bedroom door is not closed, the living room light is on, and so is the bathroom. Han Guo didn't have the strength or thoughts to move at all, and he also closed his eyes, feeling a little tired.
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"Moh?"
By the time Krystal opened his eyes, it was already dawn. Rubbing his head that was a little painful, he looked at Han Guo who was asleep next to him, exhaled and closed his eyes, hugged Han Guo's chest and fell asleep......
"I can't take it anymore."
Suddenly, there was a voice next to Krystal, it must be that Han Guo didn't run.
Looking at Han Guo suspiciously, Krystal was sleepy-eyed: "Are you awake?" β
Han Guo opened his eyes and calmly turned his head to look at Krystal: "I originally wanted you to continue sleeping, but I can't wait any longer, I can't bear it anymore." β
Krystal laughed: "What can't you bear? Why bear with it? β
Han Guo exhaled and looked at Krystal: "Do you remember what happened to you last night?" β
Krystal shook his head, and was about to speak, when he suddenly frowned and got up: "Wait for me to drink some water, I'm thirsty." β
Turned over and got out of bed, left the bedroom, and after a while came back with a glass of water and looked at Han Guo: "What happened last night?" β
Rubbing his head and putting down the water glass, Krystal lay back down only to suddenly find that he was wearing a small neen, biting his lip and raising his hand to beat him: "I remember that I was drunk, but I don't remember anything else...... Can you do it too? β
Han Guo sneered: "Can I do it?!" Neither of us. β
Krystal heard what Han Guo said, and smiled suspiciously: "What's wrong?" β
Krystal laughed: "It's not like I'm crazy about drinking, am I?" β
Han Guo suddenly took out a mobile phone.
Krystal was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "Isn't this mine?" β
After saying that, glaring at Han Guo and snatching it back, Krystal pushed him: "What are you looking for?" Photos or phone calls?! β
Han Guo exhaled and said with a smile: "God has eyes, I originally wanted to forget it." After all, you don't remember anything. But it's just like that, it's still your own phone......"
Han Guo motioned to Krystal: "You tune into the camera yourself, there is a video in it, open it and watch it yourself...... It's not listening to yourself. β
Krystal was dazed: "Video? With listening? β
Han Guo turned his back and ignored her, Krystal punched him with a smile, but he couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he directly tuned to the storage folder of the video recording and found a newly recorded video.
It seems to have been recorded for more than half an hour. It was 10:46 last night. Krystal had a hunch that clicking on the video could only see the ceiling, and it seemed to be the location of the living room. It feels like falling to the ground, still. But there were voices coming out of it, Han Guo, and his own.
"I'll call Ernie! Say you hit me~"
"I want to eat!"
"Eat. Are you asleep? β
"Isn't it you going to eat?! After a few bites and vomiting?! β
"Just kiss me after throwing up, what do you think I?!"
"It's when I'm here on the toilet and you're going to keep throwing up?!"
Krystal's face was hot, and he bit his lip and listened to the ups and downs inside, mixed with the voices of the two of them. Feeling that Han Guo was normal and awake, the other voice was obviously herself, but the tone of her voice was slurred, crying, vomiting, shouting and laughing, Krystal couldn't believe that it was herself.
"Yikes!!"
Krystal's vague dialogue roughly analyzed the dry goods in it, and he gritted his teeth and kicked Han in the back in anger.
Han Guo suddenly turned around and startled Krystal, but Krystal still couldn't help but smile and glared at Han Guo and confronted him.
Han Guo looked at Krystal in disbelief, gritted his teeth and was about to step forward: "You know the situation last night when you wake up, and you dare to kick me?!" β
Krystal glared at him, "Then you're going to record it?!" Deliberately embarrass me?! β
Han Guo suddenly dragged the screaming Krystal and pumped it on his ass: "That! Be! You! Self! Oneself! Record! Target!! β
Krystal screamed and struggled, and after a while lay on the bed and did not move. Han Guo gasped and stopped, turning Krystal over.
Krystal was covering his face and laughing so much that his body trembled, and he kicked his calves and looked at Han Guo: "Are you settling accounts later?!" β
Han Guo smiled angrily, pointed at Krystal and sighed: "I settle accounts? Zheng Xiujing, I will tell you frankly, what you recorded was that you stopped a little, and before you recorded it, you made more trouble, and I won't beat you to death!! β
As he spoke, Han Guo said to himself that he was excited again, and he pumped her ass again.
"Ahh Yikes! β
Krystal screamed and laughed and struggled, but Han Guo was unmoved.
At this moment, I just want to relieve my anger, and talk about anything else.
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