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Liu Yumei snorted lightly and said, "I'll settle accounts with you later." Then he turned and left.

At this time, a fat man who was a little plump and had a somewhat obscene gaze came over and said with a smile: "Li Wenzai, my name is Du Yuan." You can vomit blood from Mu Tianyan's sissy, it's really exciting! ”

Li Wenzai was overjoyed, and sure enough, there are still people who agree with what his brother did!

"It turned out to be Brother Du Yuan, and sure enough, he is as his name suggests, and he will be fortunate to meet him." Li Wenzai said with a grin.

People are as their name suggests! After Du Yuan was slightly stunned, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the corners of his eyes jumped, no wonder Mu Tianyan would vomit blood, and when he heard these four words, he also had an urge to vomit blood.

However, Du Yuan was stronger than Mu Tianyan, and said with a smile: "Li Wenzai, you are really joking." I especially like your "Detective Conan", but unfortunately it was banned from serialization, those officials of the General Administration of Press and Publication of the Dazhen Empire are really shit! ”

He said the last two words very lightly, if it weren't for Li Wenzai's excellent hearing, he might not be able to hear it even if he was so close.

"By the way, have you ever thought about drawing a hot-blooded comic, which makes people's blood boil after reading it, and they can't wait to become the protagonist themselves."

Li Wenzai looked at Du Yuan in surprise, he didn't expect this fat man to like this type. He nodded and said, "I've already drawn a comic and submitted it to Dazhen Comics for reading, and it shouldn't take long to be serialized." ”

Du Yuan's eyes lit up: "Really! Can you tell me what the theme is, and then reveal a little bit of the plot to me, so that I can enjoy it. ”

"The subject matter is fantasy, and the story takes place in a virtual world, where alchemy is prevalent. The protagonists are a pair of brothers, and the story begins when they want to use alchemy to resurrect their mother, but they cripple themselves. ”

Li Wenzai said this, but he pointed out the attraction of steel, which made Du Yuan excited and anxious, and he really scratched his ears and cheeks, like a monkey.

"Well, don't think about it anymore, I won't say anything more anyway. It will be serialized after a while, and it will be the same when you watch it then. After speaking, he ignored the depressed Du Yuan and walked to the side with the three beautiful girls, and the premiere was about to start.

All the people who should have come have come, and the hall is already starlit.

Compared with today's premiere, Li Lingzhen's premiere is really shabby. There's no way, Li Ling is really a newcomer, he has no connections, it's already very good to be able to do that.

"Welcome to the premiere of Home Alone, I am Liu Yumei, the director of the film, and I believe many of you here know me. Next, I would like to introduce to you the colleagues of the crew. ”

Yes, Li Wenzai gave Liu Yumei the master of ghosts, of course, the masters of ghosts with the background of the Dazhen Empire. The most attractive is of course the little ghost Li Moer and the two stupid thieves who are the leading actors.

I don't know where Liu Yumei found the two stupid thieves, the one who played the role of Harry on Earth in the previous life really has the taste of Harry, and he is very sinister when he laughs. And the actor who played Ma Fu in his previous life looked stupid, and the two of them were very happy when they stopped there.

After introducing the three leading actors, there are some important supporting roles and crew members.

Seeing that Liu Yumei did not introduce the screenwriter for a long time, some reporters suddenly found that this link seemed to be somewhat similar to the previous premiere of Li Lingzhen's movie!

Their hearts suddenly moved, didn't they?!

Liu Yumei said with a smile: "It seems that some reporter friends have already guessed, so I won't sell it, below, please invite the screenwriter of the movie Li Wenzai!" ”

"It's really Li Wenjae!"

"I'll just say, Li Wenzai and Binghe Audio-Visual Group cooperate so closely, Liu Yumei's script is naturally written by Li Wenzai."

Li Wenzai walked up to the stage and greeted those reporters: "Hey, fellow journalists, let's meet again." ”

"Li Wenzai, have you signed a contract with Binghe Audio-Visual Group? If not, are you interested in signing with any entertainment company? ”

"As you know, I'm just a partner with Glacier Audiovisual Group. And I don't have the idea of signing up for any entertainment company either, because I prefer to be a little bit freer. ”

"Li Wenzai, a reporter photographed your relationship with the three beautiful girls of Girls' Generation**, what is your relationship with them?"

"Classmates, good friends, you also know that we are in the same school and in the same class, and we are even at the same table with Ren Yingying."

It's not that Li Wenzai doesn't have the courage to admit it, but it's not time yet, and when he has the strength to make rules, it is more appropriate to admit the relationship with the three beautiful girls. Admitting it now will only cause trouble for yourself and the three of them, and maybe even hurt.

After answering a few more questions, Li Wenzai hurriedly said: "Okay, everyone, today is the premiere of the little ghost, please don't pay too much attention to my private life." ”

Then everyone in the entire crew interacted with some fans, and broke the news of some tidbits during filming, and the hall was full of laughter.

"I announce that the Home Alone premiere is over, and now please head to the auditorium, where we will have the Home Alone premiere. I am sure that this movie will definitely bring laughter and happiness to everyone. ”

This time it's a comedy, and the three beautiful girls are naturally not afraid, and they bought a lot of snacks, and then found a seat and made it.

The first time Li Wenzai watched this movie, it was when he was in high school, and he went to the video hall at night to watch it all night. At that time, the video hall was very simple, with seven or eight rows of benches, a TV and a VCD, which constituted the video hall.

Generally speaking, the first half of the night is a serious movie. But in the middle of the night, someone asked the boss for a pornographic video to show some obscene videos from the United States.

At that time, the love and action movies of the island country were not yet popular in China, and the Americans did not have the deep research of the island people in this area, from beginning to end, just one man and one woman, or many men and one woman, or many difficult and many women, or one man and many women carried out the most primitive human behavior there.

But it still had a great impact on teenagers who were in adolescence and were still very ignorant about sex.

Of course, the most profound thing is naturally the huge baby of Westerners, and some black people's babies are even as thick as the forearms of adult women, which are simply donkey goods!

Until one day, a couple went to the video hall, but in the middle of the night, the teenagers who were stimulated by the obscene video couldn't stand the stimulation, and actually took the young woman **!

This incident had a great negative impact at the time, and under the double pressure of public opinion and higher leaders, the public security department acted quickly and seized almost all the video halls.

Later, when the rumors passed, there was a video hall that opened, but with the rise of Internet cafes, the video hall eventually declined and disappeared.

Li Wenzai only went to that once, and there are three serious liars, namely Uncle Nine's Mr. Zombie, Stephen Chow's Journey to the West and this little ghost! Macaulay King was only six years old at the time, a very cute little one, but unfortunately he grew up to be disabled.

I remember that there was a lot of laughter in the video hall at that time, and the two stupid thieves made a deep impression.

Li Wenzai admired the screenwriter very much at that time, and he could think of so many strange mechanisms. Harry was burned bald by fire, Marford was nailed barefoot, then smashed into the air by a bucket of paint, and so on.

One by one, the two of them tossed to death.

And now the movie written by Li Wenzai, in addition to the original organs, Li Wenzai also imagined some organs by himself, but they are no worse than the original, and choose the suitable ones to join them.

Anyway, those two stupid thieves are very solid, and they won't die no matter how much they toss.

"Ha Lu Ha~~! Laugh at me, those two thieves are so stupid! ”

"Poof~~! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, who made me have such a funny plot when I was eating. ”

"My stomach hurts so much that I can't laugh anymore, and if I laugh again, my belly will break. Poof, Ha Lu Ha ~~~! ”

The whole screening hall was full of jubilation, laughter and laughter.

"Ah~~! Come on, help! He got his trachea stuck in his windpipe with popcorn! A woman suddenly screamed.

When Li Wenzai heard the scream, he immediately smiled bitterly, why do you have to do something every time, trouble!

Li Wenzai knew how to use first aid, and quickly asked the person to spit out the popcorn stuck in the trachea, which made everyone breathe a sigh of relief.

The crisis is over, the movie continues, and this time no one dares to eat popcorn.