"Then you have to thank our Kim brothers."

After speaking, I looked up at the gold bricks over there, to be honest, I always thought that there were too many meals on this table, but until the gold bricks went up in a few words of our time, after killing five big crabs, I suddenly felt that there was nothing left in this table, there was a clean plate messenger.

Shao Jingyi didn't speak again, just looked up at the gold bricks and gold bars over there, and she raised her cup, "Come, for the sake of our friendship, everyone cheers." ”

After finishing speaking, Shao Jingyi drank half a glass of liquor in one go, just kidding, this is liquor, I looked at the painful expression on her face, it was swallowed raw, the gold bricks and gold bars also raised their glasses, and Ling'er on the side also raised their glasses.

I didn't say anything, everyone clinked glasses again, Ling'er was not in a good mood, and I don't know why.

That is, the heartless gold bricks and gold bars, the state looks a little more relaxed than the embarrassment just now, I looked at the eating appearance of the gold bricks, the left hand and the right hand are all big crabs, and there are piles of crab shells in front of me, "What's that, you eat slowly, no one will rob you, you know?" ”

"Beamon, I'm sad, I know no, when a person is sad, there must always be something to fill his fragile heart, I don't think these things are enough, Ling'er hurt me deeply, I decided to empathize and don't fall in love, Ling'er, I can remind you, don't regret it when the time comes, you brick brother, you are unique."

Ling'er hurriedly smiled and looked at the gold brick, "Yes, Brother Brick, I don't like to go alternative, I still prefer the public model, tall and handsome." ”

"I think I'm pretty handsome."

"You still think you're handsome? You sue me, where do you think the source of your handsome self-confidence is? ”

The gold brick didn't even look at me, and while he was struggling with the crab's pincers, he reached out and pointed at me.

Before I could speak, the gold bar on the side had a disdainful expression, "Hmph, every time you mention your appearance, you can only take Shrek to back your back, shame on you?" ”

I was really helpless, Shao Jingyi laughed directly on the side, relieving a lot of feelings, and Ling'er also smiled at me.

"Don't laugh, what's so funny, Ling'er, I'll tell you, I'll go to my girlfriend at night."

"When did you come to have a girlfriend?"

"In the early hours of this morning, I was lying in the hospital and had nothing to do, and I shook it out on WeChat, and the photos were old and beautiful."

"Don't make trouble, what time is it, you still shake it on WeChat, what's it called?"

"Five big and three coarse, we had a good chat, we have made an appointment to meet, and she also sent me other photos of her, really, not bragging, that photo, definitely more beautiful than you, and expressed her admiration for me."

"Yes, a photo is 22 times on the Meitu Xiuxiu, and a pig is also Lin Chiling."

Jin Brick turned his head, held the crab's pincers, and glanced at the gold bar fiercely, Ling'er smiled from the side, "Then I have to congratulate you, Jin Brick, I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, I hope you can have results." ”

"That's a must, I'll tell you, that woman is still a place."

"Virgin?"

Before Ling'er could speak, the gold bar spoke again from the side, "It's okay, he's always been like this, living in illusion, just get used to it, don't pay attention to him." ”

Jin Brick glanced at the gold bar fiercely again, and then looked at Ling'er, "I believe she is a virgin, you may not know what love at first sight is." ”

"What age is it, gold brick, do you still pay attention to this, and you still pay attention to virgins? Virgin complex? ”

Jin Brick suddenly became a lot more serious, his two fleshy hands, one hand holding a crab, full of oil, first spit out the crab pincers in his mouth, he had a thoughtful expression "I have never had a virgin complex, what age is it, in this current society full of fire, I only hope that my future daughter-in-law can take a few fewer shots, and don't kill people, I am satisfied, really." ”

After finishing speaking, Jin Brick couldn't help but sigh, shook his head, and looked helpless with a crab in one hand.

Looking at Jin Brick's serious expression, I couldn't hold back a single one, so I laughed, and Ling'er and Shao Jingyi on the side also laughed.

"You better meet with your five big and three rough first, and then think about other problems, you are pumped by reality every day, why can't you wake up, your brain is bad, it's useless to smoke."

The gold brick turned his head and looked at the gold bar fiercely.

"What, gold brick, have you ever wondered why a woman is called the five big and three thick? Is it a woman? Now that WeChat is shaken, the people nearby are actually deceiving. ”

"No, we all spoke with a voice, it must be a woman, she said that her name has a special meaning, let me tell you, really, I like her more and more, you see, and I go back to WeChat."

With an expression of enjoyment, Jin Brick hurriedly opened WeChat, and we watched him kiss the "Mo" inside.

Then, I saw with my own eyes a photo portrait of a beautiful woman, whose name was Five Big and Three Thick.

Ling'er was also curious from the side, she picked up a glass of juice, and while drinking the juice, she said, "What does that mean?" I can call it that."

Before Jin Brick could speak, Jin Bar said from the side, "What else can it mean to commemorate her first eight boyfriends, it will soon be changed to five big and three thick needles." ”

After Ling'er heard it, she continued, "Flutter! Laughed out loud, this smile doesn't matter, a sip of drink was all spit on the face of the gold brick, Shao Jingyi was also anxious from the side, the two of them quickly got up, wiped the face of the gold brick, and apologized while wiping, the gold brick was also calm, and turned his head to look at the gold bar on the side.

The gold bar laughed without a disguised "haha, hahahahaha", and I quickly pulled the gold bar.

Ling'er also began to divert the attention of the gold bricks from the side, and the gold bars were useless no matter what they said.

"That what, that what, gold bricks, look here, look here."

Ling'er hurriedly held the face of the gold brick with both hands, smiled at the gold brick, and hurriedly spoke to him, "What, gold brick, why are you so powerful, tell me about your trick of making girls?" ”

Jin Brick smiled at Ling'er, I saw that he was already trying his best to control his feelings, and I also pulled the gold bar, "Now I pick up girls, my hands are big, my heart is careful, my face is thick, and the most important thing is to pay attention to raw rice and cooked rice!" ”

The gold bricks are proud to continue to talk about it, and the gold bars on the side interrupted him again, basically the gold bricks a sentence, the frequency of the gold bar sentence, absolutely not let the gold bricks "It's been so long, and I can't change this bragging, what kind of society, and raw rice is cooked and matured, and now it's all cooked rice, there is no raw rice, you are like this, you still cook rice, do you have a pot?" ”

When the words of the gold bar were finished again, I saw Ling'er subconsciously take a step back, and hugged Shao Jingyi on the side, and sure enough, the gold brick stood up from the side, "Grass mud horse, Lao Tzu can kill you at a speed of 100 meters, and you can shoot through you with a pipe!" Nima next door, who gives you the courage, endlessly provoke Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu"

When Jin Brick wanted to continue, Jin Bar's angry eyes lifted a pot of boiled fish from the side, and buckled it down on the top of Jin Brick's head.

"Whoa" was a sound, and the gold bar spoke directly from the side, "To be a man is to have growth, Lao Tzu has learned to take the initiative now, and he will not wait for you to attack forever, I will be attacked!" Dead fatty! ”

After scolding, the gold bar got up from the seat, took a few steps back, and the gold brick stood in place again, and the Ling'er on the side looked stupid, and I reacted and hugged Shao Jingyi.

I glanced at Shao Jingyi in my arms, and hurriedly let go of her, she didn't speak, and the people and waiters around her were all stupid, such a big pot of boiled fish, still buckled on the head of the gold brick, on the shoulders, around, wet, fish bones, bean sprouts, all floating on his shoulders.

Ling'er hurriedly reached out and took off the basin on the head for the gold bricks, and the gold bricks were full of chili bean sprouts and fish meat.

Ling'er looked stupid, he didn't know what to say, Jin Brick was particularly calm and stretched out his hand to hula his face, his little eyes couldn't see clearly, the gold bar always kept a distance from him, and the waiter also came.

Soon, I saw Jin Brick crying, and he was crying while wiping tears from the corners of his eyes.

"What's wrong with him, why is he crying?"

I just wanted to answer Shao Jingyi that it should be pulled by chili peppers, when I saw Jin Brick throw the crab in his hand aside, and drank it with a wine bottle in one hand, "Goodong, Goodong, Goodong", this is liquor, and the other hand took out his phone, and the tears kept flowing, he really cried.

The phone of the gold brick was quickly connected, and I heard him crying into the phone, and said, "Mom, Dad, the child is not filial, from today onwards, the Jin family, there is no longer such a person as gold bars, I will kill him and turn himself in, you can rest assured!" I don't have any inheritance, this is a will, the child is not filial! ”

After saying that, the gold brick slammed the wine bottle in his hand on the table.

"Click" is a sound, the wine bottle is directly broken, the gold brick is holding the other half of the wine bottle, a particularly gentle expression, this time there is no scolding, he actually opened his mouth to call the gold bar brother "Brother, brother is really sorry for you today, from here, I apologize to you first!" ”

The gold brick wiped his tears again, and then rushed up at the gold bar, this acceleration, really fast, I have never seen a dead fat man run so fast, I think this is going to crash, it can really knock the gold bar away.

The gold bar was also dumbfounded at this time, looking at the gold brick was really anxious, even the younger brother shouted out, he turned around and ran, the gold brick chased out directly, and the whole hall was dumbfounded.