Section 1290 Forced Return Special 4
PS: I'm sorry, I posted the wrong chapter content again, and now I've changed it back
"Who's going with me?" After agreeing to Lao Pu, Li Jingyuan asked casually.
"......, go by yourself, let's have a good rest." Li Jingyuan's problem is very common, but it is more troublesome for the members.
In the matter of sending Li Jingyuan out, the members of Wuxuan can be regarded as a whole. However, when Li Jingyuan really leaves, everyone will return to the position of the opponent. According to the rules set by the program team, everyone has thirty alarm clocks to be placed, and whether these alarm clocks will be found out by Li Jingyuan will be related to the weight of the prize. Under the influence of 'unlimited egoism', it is bound to happen that if a member is not present, it is basically impossible for anyone else to set the alarm clock for him, at the very least, it is impossible to hide the alarm clock belonging to his name in those hidden corners.
So, the same idea arose in everyone's minds, no one wanted to leave the scene with Li Jingyuan, they all wanted to stay and hide the alarm clock.
Among the unchallenged members, there are certainly strange people like Park Myung-so who will say 'no' at the first time when they ask anything, but there are also Jung Jun-ha and Roh Hong-cheol, who are very talkative.
In normal times, one of the big fat and liar brothers would stand up and agree to Li Jingyuan's request to act together, but like now, everyone reacted the same way and rejected Li Jingyuan's request. This couldn't help but make him feel a little strange.
"......, you don't want to do something while I'm not at home, are you?" As soon as his mind turned, Li Jingyuan unconsciously showed a skeptical expression. He questioned the members who were reluctant to move.
"What a thing~! You didn't get up until you had enough sleep, but do you know what time we got up? Everyone is sleepy, ready to sleep here while waiting for you to come back. If Zheng Junhe and Ji, two people who don't know how to read eyes, spoke, they might say something, and in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Liu Zaishi quickly took over the conversation. made up a reason to explain to Li Jingyuan.
"Really?"
"Of course it's true."
Whether it was everyone's reaction to say no in unison before, or the excuse that Liu Zaishi found in his eagerness, it already made Li Jingyuan feel very suspicious. And asked again. After carefully looking at Liu Zaishi's expression when he answered the question, he had already confirmed the situation in his heart.
"Well, one person is one person. But first, if you want to get back to sleep. Sleep here. Or go to my room and sleep in it, never go to the girls' generation children's room, never sleep in their bed, do you know? Although I already knew that the members wanted to take advantage of their absence from home to make ghosts, I thought that this must have been arranged by the program team, and if I didn't cooperate, the effect of the program would be very problematic, so Li Jingyuan still pretended to be deceived. Recognize the fact that I want to go out alone. Of course, it should be under the bottom. He was still a little depressed in his heart, so before going out, he said one more word.
Although Liu Zaishi's excuse just now was just to deal with Li Jingyuan and suddenly came up with it, after listening to it, Lu Hongzhe, Ha Luha, and Xiaopang did think a little bit about it. If Li Jingyuan didn't say a word, these people would go to the bed of the girls' generation girls and roll on it a few times.
"......, okay." Now, after being broken by Li Jingyuan in advance, half of the dreams of the little fat people have been disappointed. And after Li Jingyuan told Liu Zaishi again, 'Please take care of these guys', they could only be completely depressed.
Seeing the regretful expressions on Lu Hongzhe's faces, Li Jingyuan's heart was a little more relieved, so he said hello to everyone again, put on his coat and drove away.
I didn't promise to come down, but since I have already agreed, I have to do things well. This is Li Jingyuan's consistent code of conduct. Now that he was out of the house, he put his mind on purchasing and began to think about how to prepare breakfast for the members.
The eels mentioned by Park Myung-so are naturally indispensable. In addition to the eel, Li Jingyuan also wanted to prepare some other things. Although it was because of the shooting that everyone came to the door together, in the end, everyone was also a guest who came to visit the door.
Although the eel is good, it is not full. And now we have to prepare breakfast, which is the most important meal of the day, so naturally we can't just have quality without weight. Li Jingyuan's idea is very simple, that is, to let everyone eat well, but also to let everyone eat enough.
It took about fifteen minutes for Li Jingyuan to drive to the Luliangjin Aquatic Market, which was a district away. On the way, he had already thought about what he wanted to buy, so after getting out of the car, he didn't hesitate and walked directly to the stalls he often went to.
It's only about six o'clock, and it's not yet dawning. However, the fish market is already a lively scene. In order to be able to buy the freshest ingredients, many small restaurants and ordinary citizens in Seoul come to the market at this time to buy them.
Because there was a camera next to him, even if Li Jingyuan was wearing an inconspicuous outfit, he was still recognized by some people. While greeting people, he continued to move on, and it took him five minutes to reach his destination.
"Aunt~!"
"Yo, isn't this Jing Yuan~, I haven't seen you here for a long time." came to the stall, and after Li Jingyuan said hello, an aunt immediately greeted him. Looking at this aunt's demeanor, it seems that she is very familiar with Li Jingyuan.
"Hehe, didn't I go abroad some time ago and didn't have time to come. Auntie, let's not talk about that, do you have any fresh eels here today? ”
"Yes, yes, how can there be? Even if you don't, Auntie can get it for you. How? Do you want to improve the diet of those children again? If you want me to say, those kids are really lucky. With such a good OPPA as you to take care of them~. ”
Sure enough, it's an acquaintance, otherwise he wouldn't have said such a thing. A writer who came with Li Jingyuan heard the words of his aunt. immediately became interested, and couldn't help but ask her: "Auntie, do you mean the girlhood when you just said 'children'?" ”
"Huh? And the camera? Hey, am I going to be on TV too? No, no, don't shoot me, I haven't cleaned it up yet~. "Auntie's reaction was funny. Not only did they not answer the questions, but they hid themselves. Her way of hiding is also interesting, not to cover her face like ordinary people. Instead, he reached out and covered the camera lens.
“……。” Not only couldn't he shoot the aunt, but even Li Jingyuan disappeared in front of the camera together, and the aunt's actions made several black lines hang on the head of the VJ who was in charge of shooting. also laughed enough at Li Jingyuan, who was standing aside.
"Auntie. It's okay, you're not ugly right now. And, if you don't want to, we can help you put up a mosaic when you go back to the air, so you don't have to be so nervous. ”
"Mosaic? Yikes~! What do you think of Auntie? Can't you be a prisoner in front of the camera? Although he has acquiesced to the arrangement of the program team, now that he has the opportunity to take revenge, Li Jingyuan will not miss it. For him, even if the person in front of him is not Kim Tae-ho. It's also an 'accomplice', so. Li Jingyuan grabbed the writer's handle without hesitation and said a 'strange' word next to him.
"No, no, I didn't mean that." When Li Jingyuan said this, the writer immediately panicked. Although the aunt did not express any dissatisfaction, he still apologized several times.
Because he is already familiar with Li Jingyuan, he knows that he is a person who likes to joke, so the aunt did not take his words seriously, but felt that Li Jingyuan and this writer's behavior of raising the bar was quite interesting. After laughing heartily for a while, the aunt's mood also relaxed a lot, and she no longer resisted appearing in the camera.
"Jing Yuan, you want an eel, right? Come, wait for Auntie to get you a few good ones. After all, he is a businessman, and he can't affect his business because of other things, after the aunt relaxed, she grabbed the eel for Li Jingyuan and continued to chat with a few people.
It was finally confirmed from the mouth of the aunt. Li Jingyuan didn't come to the aquatic market many times before, and most of the time, he didn't come alone, but there were always one or two girls around him. Although the aunt can't remember the names of the girls, she can confirm the fact that those girls are all members of Girls' Generation.
After the show aired, many Girls' Generation fans also saw this footage. Because Zhilu said that Li Jingyuan usually takes care of the girls' bodies, their good impression of Li Jingyuan can't help but rise a lot.
"Did you buy it for the kids today? Why didn't you see them coming? When I caught four eels for Li Jingyuan, put them in a plastic bag and handed them to Li Jingyuan, my aunt asked the question just now.
"No, today I didn't buy it for the children, but for a bunch of unconscionable brothers. Auntie, do you know about "Infinite Challenge"? Shaking his head, Li Jingyuan explained as he took the bag.
"Infinite Challenge? Zhilu Dao Zhilu Dao, this is the show you and Liu Zaishi did together, right? ”
"Yes, yes, that's it." Nodding and responding, Li Jingyuan continued to say a new request to the aunt: "By the way, aunt, I still want to get some red clams and some three-legged octopus." Well, I'll cut two more plates of grouper sashimi. ”
"No problem, you wait, I'll get it for you." Red clams and three-legged octopus are easy to make, and sashimi takes a little time, but it's not a hassle for a veteran like Auntie, and after answering the call, she fished a few groupers from the tank and entered the store.
Li Jingyuan also followed into the store, and while watching the aunt fiddle with the grouper, he raised a question that the members of the unchallenged usually ask the most: "Auntie, didn't you just say that you know "Infinite Challenge"?" So why don't you come and put us in order? Who do you like the most among us? ”
"Needless to say, of course it's our Jingyuan." In the end, it is a businessman who deals with people all year round, and the aunt immediately gave an answer without hesitation.
"Auntie, you answered too quickly, right? I don't think you even think about it. That's right. You wouldn't have said my name because I bought something from you, and now it's only me in front of you? "Although I know that Aunt Lu Dao is not that kind of person. However, for the sake of the show, Li Jingyuan still questioned in front of the camera.
"What words~! Why do you say good things for business, Auntie, am I that kind of person? ”
"It's really not because of business? So I'm not going to pay today, okay? Seeing that the aunt's expression was very interesting, Li Jingyuan couldn't help but joke again.
"Okay, I'll be an aunt treat today." To Li Jingyuan's surprise, the aunt actually nodded.
Four eels, a bunch of red clams. More than a dozen three-legged octopuses, as well as these groupers that are already slicing, add up to a selling price of at least 200,000 won. Such a sum of money. It may not be a big deal for Li Jingyuan, but for the aunt who does business, it is definitely not a decimal. To tell the truth, Aunt came down this day. How much net profit can I make? It's three or four or two hundred thousand. The kung fu of this sentence. She was willing to give up three or four percent of such a day's profits, and it seemed that she didn't hesitate at all, which had to surprise people.
It's just a joke, Li Jingyuan never thought about really not paying, scratching his head, he could only smile and say: "Don't, I'll still pay, it's not easy for you to make money." I can't fool you like that. ”
"It's okay, Auntie didn't give you away for nothing. When you're free, just bring the kids and help me sell fish for a day. ”
"......, auntie, you're still amazing~."
Can you not applaud? If you really do what Auntie said, let Li Jingyuan and the girls from Girls' Generation help her stand at the counter for a day, then how many goods can she sell here at the end of the day? If you think about it for a while, the gimmick of 'Girls' Generation is selling fish' is enough to make fans crowd the entire aquatic market, right? To put it mildly, if Li Jingyuan and Girls' Generation are really asked to sell fish for a day, then the shipment volume of this day is not a problem for a year, in this case, how much can the aunt earn? I'm afraid 200,000 can't even reach a fraction, right?
Auntie's brain is very flexible, and the words she says are also very artistic, which makes Li Jingyuan look forward to her answer to the question 'Which of us do you like the most?'
"Auntie, you haven't answered that question just now. Well, besides me, you can rank the other members of our show. ”
"Except for you, that's Liu Zaishi~."
"And then? Who's next? ”
"Think about it, well, Zheng Junhe, he seems to be quite honest, otherwise he wouldn't always be bullied by a few of you."
"What else?"
"And that, what's that called? It's the smallest one. ”
"That's Ha Lu Ha Ge. Well, Halu Hago is the third, so who is the fourth? ”
"Fourth~, fourth~~." After pondering for a while, the aunt really couldn't remember the names of other people, and finally could only give an answer of 'there is no fourth, the next few are the same'.
"......, auntie, I have a photo here, why don't you look at the photo to recognize someone." Auntie's answer was very funny, but Li Jingyuan felt that she should be able to say something even funnier, so Li Jingyuan took out his mobile phone and pulled out a photo with the members of Wujiao as a prompt.
"Hey Yigu, how did this guy grow like this~." As soon as the photo was taken out, the aunt didn't disappoint Li Jingyuan at all and gave a sentence, only to see that she pointed to Park Mingxiu and said: "This guy is called Park Mingxiu, why does it look like my fish?" ”
"Haha~~~~!" Not only Li Jingyuan couldn't help it, but the VJ and writers who were in charge of filming on the side, as well as the TV viewers who watched the show, couldn't help but burst into laughter after hearing the words of the aunt.
Park Myung-so usually has the nickname of 'alien', but in the photo that Li Jingyuan took out, everyone, including Lao Park, deliberately put on a grimace, so that Lao Pu, who was already quite 'abstract', looked less and less human-like. At first glance, it really looks like a flatmouth fish in the water tank of Auntie's house.
"Auntie, I'll change the question. You don't have to say who you like the most and who you don't like the most. Now, you can simply rank the appearance of our people. Auntie's words also reminded Li Jingyuan, so he immediately changed the question, and asked another question that the members of the unchallenged usually ask.
"I really need to ask, he's the last." Without hesitation for a second, the aunt pointed to Lao Pu in the photo and put him in the position of the old man for the first time.
"What about the penultimate one?"
"Well, this is going to take a good look." Because the people in the photo are grimacing, none of them are ordinary serious expressions, so the aunt hesitated a little when she chosen.
"Oh~! Who is this? Is Liu Jae-seok? After a few seconds of careful observation, the aunt couldn't help but point to the other person in the photo and exclaimed.
Well, Yoo Jae-seok in the photo is not much better than Park Myung-so. Because the theme is 'grimace', Liu Zaishi took the initiative to take off his glasses very cooperatively. Liu Zaishi, who lacks glasses, has bulging eyes and mouth, and his eyes are blurred due to poor vision, and he feels much more greasy than usual.
"Hey, in fact, I usually like Liu Zaishi, but in this photo, he is too ugly. No way, the penultimate is him. (To be continued......)