Chapter 169: The Secret of Watching Children
After the last, Wu Lao Er left with a thousand thanks, leaving behind a fat big baby with a small cock.
Da Kui's daughter-in-law led the children up the mountain with Dabao in her arms, and Zhou Yu and his brothers carried the outdoor bed, juicer and some pork to the mountain several times.
Zhou Hu complained about Zhou Yu as he walked, and he shouldn't have left this nursing child behind, and he was annoyed by Zhou Yu in the end, and said angrily: "I said three donkeys, are you a little too enthusiastic, even if you look at the child, it's my brother, do I think it's okay?" What's in your way? ”
"Ouch? What's in my way? To tell you the truth, I have to wear a pair of pants with you from today onwards, and last night my dad and Accountant Zhang said that I agreed to come over and help you take care of these little cubs, but you still don't appreciate it, it's really wolf-hearted. ”
"Holy, three donkeys, won't you? The third uncle told me that person is you? ”
"Who do you think it will be? Who isn't in a hurry to make money at this time? That's why I'm stupid and sorry for you to come here, try someone else? Besides, in Zhoujia Village, this acre and three points of land, do you think there is anyone more suitable than me to sing this white face? ”
Zhou Yu felt that his teeth hurt a little, and if the three donkeys came to the mountains, those children would be fine. But for those naughty guys, the three donkeys are really the most suitable candidate, if this guy is staring, the child is not afraid. But no matter how you look at it, how do you feel that this guy is a little incompatible with the infinite scenery of Pheasant Ridge.
After a lot of effort, the brothers finally moved their things to Dongpo, and after washing their faces and cooling down, the brothers came to the shed and watched the messy scene. Zhou Yu said loudly: "Students, everyone be quiet. Hey, the iron pillar and the hoard, you guys sit down for me. Give me a moment of silence! ”
As Zhou Yu's voice became louder, the children in the three sheds finally quieted down.
Zhou Yu coughed and continued: "Today there is another big pot friend in our group, it is your three donkey brothers, everyone applauds and welcomes, and by the way, let the three donkeys say a few words to everyone." ”
After the sparse applause, Zhou Hu came to the shed with his head held high, and said with a big grin: "You all listen to me, from now on I will be your second dog's assistant teacher, do you understand what the assistant teacher means?" It's assistant teaching. I'm mainly responsible for discipline, if anyone doesn't listen carefully and don't do their homework honestly, you just wait to be cut, I'm definitely not used to your faults.
If I beat you up and tell the adults in your family if you don't accept it, I'll even beat you up with the fucking adults. Alright, that's the end of my speech, and now the class is officially moving. ”
This is really sonorous and powerful, and it is extremely awesome. All the children, including the most naughty ones, were so frightened that they didn't dare to say a word, and honestly sat there waiting for Zhou Yu to go to class.
Zhou Yu first gave an English lesson to the children in junior high school, and the children in the remaining two classes wrote their own holiday homework. As Zhou Yu's attention shifted, there were gradually some noisy sounds in the shed where the children of the two classes were staying.
At this time, Zhou Hu, who disappeared after speaking, was naked. A large stick with a thick bowl in his hand reappeared. The guy didn't speak, just glared at the troublesome kids, and then dragged the big stick around the shed. From time to time, I also raised the stick to practice a few times.
Seeing that the big stick in the hands of the three donkey brothers was almost as thick as their own heads, the troublemakers finally didn't dare to squeak. Put your little head down and start writing your summer homework honestly.
Zhou Yu's heart is so bright, since the children came to Pheasant Ridge, it has never been so quiet. It seems that the three donkeys are really worth the money when they come here!
Look at the children are honest, Zhou Hu was taken to the house by Zhou Yu to take care of Dabao, Aunt Da Kui still has to cook dinner, but she doesn't have time to take care of this little guy all the time.
After a while, there was a giggling sound of Dabao in the room, and Zhou Yu, who was watching the children doing their homework outside the courtyard, was shocked a little, but I didn't expect the three donkeys to look at the child is also a good hand, listen to how happy the child laughs?
So Zhou Yu explained to the children and went to the house, wanting to see how Zhou Hu did this.
But when he saw the situation in the house, he didn't vomit it out, and then he was furious, eager to press Zhou Hu, a hateful guy, to the ground and beat him hard.
I saw Zhou Hu lying on the futon with his bare feet, still humming a little song in his mouth, and poor Dabao took Zhou Hu's big toe in his mouth and smacked it vigorously, and giggled from time to time.
Seeing Zhou Yu coming, Zhou Hu said in a swaggering manner: "What's the matter, Brother Ergou, is my brother particularly capable?" Look at how happily Wu Laoer's little cub licks? ”
Zhou Yu said angrily: "Did you do it when I said that the three donkeys did this?" How do you put your feet in your child's mouth? Is that thing clean? Don't pass the fungus on to your child. ”
"Damn, Brother Ergou, why are you talking? I've washed my feet twice, and they're definitely much cleaner than your hands. Tell you that this is the secret of watching children taught to me by Taigong, and I don't tell ordinary people yet.
And I heard from my grandfather that that's how he saw us when we were young. Besides, don't mention to me what fungus or fake fungus is, as long as the child loves to lick, it means that he lacks some element on my feet in his body, isn't it for the sake of the child? ”
Leaning hard in his heart, Zhou Yu had nothing to say about Zhou Hu's cheekiness, glared at him and said angrily: "Three donkeys, you are fucking lazy and let the child lick his feet for the sake of the child's good?" What is the element of your stinky feet? Can it not be so disgusting? Hurry up and bring the child over, I think if this child lets you watch it for a while, I will have to explain it here today, and then I will see that Wu Lao Er will chase you without carrying a knife. ”
Zhou Hu reluctantly pulled the stinky foot back from the child's mouth, and then wrapped up the big treasure and handed it to Zhou Yu, who simply took the child out of the house and went to continue the class for the children.
Zhou Hu was quite dutiful, and he followed him with the big stick.
Liu Qingqing and Zhuge Xiaoxiao are very excited today, and they will soon be able to go to that small mountain village like a peach blossom paradise again, and Zhou Yu also promised them that they will have game to eat today, so they can enjoy the pure natural beauty and taste the authentic deliciousness, so the two of them have been laughing all the way, and the mood is good.
Liu Yunfei and Liu Sanpao didn't come today, they each sent a purchasing manager to come over to buy, anyway, they are already very familiar with Zhou Yu, and there is no need to come in person every time.
However, to the disappointment of the two beauties, they did not see Zhou Yu and his brothers coming to pick them up when they arrived at the stone bridge at the entrance of the village, and the reception was replaced by Zhou Dingbang, the village party secretary, Zhou Dingbang, under Zhou Dingbang's explanation, Liu Qingqing and Zhuge Xiaoxiao knew that the two brothers had organized a custodian class on the mountain, responsible for the children's summer study and life, so the little dissatisfaction in their hearts was gone, and they begged Zhou Zhishu to find someone to take them to the mountain to find Zhou Yu.
Zhou Dingbang's eyes rolled a few times secretly, and he muttered in his heart, "Damn, when did these two stinky boys have such a good relationship with these two handsome girls?" Is there a door? If this is the case, it is really blessed by the ancestors, and the ancestral tombs are all smoking! ”
Thinking of this, Zhou Zhishu's face was full of flowers, and his eyebrows and eyes were full of smiles, and he quickly asked the aquatic students around him to take the two girls to Pheasant Ridge.
The three of them walked slowly along the Langgu River, the river water flowed slowly, crystal clear, the banks were red and willow green, and from time to time a few kingfishers could be seen flying at ultra-low altitude on the water. The surface of the water is sparkling, and from time to time there are golden ripples in the sunlight.
The two beauties felt that their eyes were not enough, and just when they had not finished savoring the beautiful scenery just now, an endless green gauze tent appeared in front of them, the mountain breeze caressed it, and the patches of reeds made a rustling sound, playing a moving music.
Flocks of waterfowl hover above the green gauze tent, playing with each other or singing alone. The clear water and green reeds reflect each other, accompanied by the singing of birds, looking up at the blue sky and white clouds, reckless green mountains, making people feel like in a dream.
The two girls are already obsessed, how have they ever seen such beautiful natural scenery? So standing on the edge of the reed pond, he didn't move, and his two bright eyes became hazy, as if he wanted to merge with this natural scenery.
Shui Sheng didn't urge, just squatted on the ground to rest for a while. Before leaving, the branch secretary said that these two beautiful girls are relatives of the big boss who buys wild vegetables and wild fruits, and they must serve these two aunts and grandmothers well, otherwise the consequences will be very serious. Since they like to stare at the reed pond, then they are optimistic, but the patches of reeds and a few waterfowl are really so beautiful?
Thinking of this, Shui Sheng also raised his head and stared for a while, but he didn't see anything no matter how he looked, so he simply walked along the reed pond and picked two large handfuls of colorful wildflowers, ready to give his baby girl after going to the mountain.
Fortunately, Liu Qingqing and Zhuge Xiaoxiao also knew that they were going to the mountain to find Zhou Yu, and after enjoying the boundless beauty for a while, they followed Shui Sheng and continued to walk forward.
Zhuge Xiaoxiao is more lively, and said to Shui Sheng as he walked: "Brother Shui Sheng, you are so beautiful here, you are really happy to live here." ”
"Beauty? Hahaha, even that broken reed pond just now can be called beautiful? Girl, shout at you, brother, I'll take you to see what beauty is. ”
The eyes of the two beauties suddenly lit up, and the two of them were already very surprised by the scenery just now, but they also failed to enter the eyes of others, so how beautiful is the place that this honest man can call beautiful? So he jumped up and down behind the aquatic life, urging the aquatic life to hurry up. (To be continued......)