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Hearing the little girl's words, Nirvana stumbled under her feet, not only shocked, but more annoyed. Annoyed with the wilting of the pepper. Bringing the flowers of the motherland is even more hateful than doing things that hurt nature and reason.

Nirvana looked at the little girl's innocent appearance, and couldn't bear to reprimand, so he could only explain softly: "The mandarin duck bath can only be washed between husband and wife!" ”

"For what?" The little girl didn't know if she was unwilling or aroused her curiosity, and she had a tendency to break the sand pot and ask to the end.

"For what?" For a while, Nirvana was also asked, and it was taken for granted in the subconscious, so why should I think about the reason? Do you have to spend brain cells organizing language and narrating it?

Nirvana, who is difficult to explain, can only prevaricate: "Because they are all adults!" ”

"Oh" The little girl nodded, and her little hand slapped the water a few times mischievously.

Nirvana thought that this sensitive topic would end here, but he didn't expect the little girl to ask again: "Is it time for Li'er to take a mandarin duck bath with her father when she grows up?" ”

Nirvana's face stiffened, he really wanted to figure out how the little girl's little head was different from ordinary people, why was it so different? Shaking his head, he replied resolutely: "No! ”

"For what?" The little girl asked again. It's all adults, what are you doing or not?

"Because we're father and daughter!" Nirvana emphasized.

"Oh, that is, dad can take a mandarin duck bath with mom?" The little girl tilted her little head and asked cutely.

"No, you can't!" Nirvana vetoed again.

"For what?" The little girl asked for the third time.

"Because my mother and I are not husband and wife!" Nirvana explained awkwardly. He has a very bad impression of the little girl's mother, who has never met. Because no matter what, how can your own daughter be lost?

"Oh!" The little girl nodded, and there were two smiles in her big dark eyes, which were meaningful.

Next, the little girl quieted down and played in the water by herself. Although Nirvana had some strange little girl's strange words today, she didn't take it too seriously. It's just driven by the curiosity of the little girl. But I didn't forget to tell the little girl not to touch the little pepper in the future. He was heartbroken: he was careless for a while, and the delicate flowers of the motherland were damaged

The little girl's room is very in line with the aesthetics of children, as if entering the fairy tale world. The walls are full of cartoon pictures, and the rooms are decorated with a variety of toy dolls. Even, in an inconspicuous corner, there was a random throw of a rag doll that was exactly the same as the one Feng Ru took out.

The little girl's bed is also unruly, it is a huge banana. I don't know if the little girl likes to eat bananas too much

At this moment, the little girl was lying on the bed, staring at Nirvana sitting on the edge of the bed with two big flickering eyes, full of energy. Nirvana is telling her fairy tales. It's not so much talking as reading. Holding a collection of fairy tales in his hand.

Even Nirvana, who "carries forward" the profession of a daddy, is extremely afraid of telling bedtime fairy tales to the little girl. Because, from time to time, the little girl will pop up a strange question, and telling fairy tales has completely become a vulgar prank.

For example, when Nirvana told the little girl the story of Snow White and the seven dwarfs, the little girl would ask crisply: "Is Snow White not beautiful enough to find seven ugly dwarfs to foil herself?" Or"

At that moment, Nirvana was silent.

When Nirvana told the little girl about the little girl who sold matches, the little girl listened very attentively, but when the story ended, the little girl said: "Is it to use matches that can't be used to heat up to win the sympathy of others?" Especially before you die, you are willing to light one? Is it stingy, or is it a precise grasp of people's hearts? ”

At that moment, Nirvana was messy!

When Nirvana tells the little girl the story of Little Red Riding Hood and the big bad wolf, the little girl will say: "This is a prank deliberately directed, how can a wolf devour a person in one bite?" Can you swallow two in a row? Will there be time left for the hunter who plays the big hero to save after the last? ”

At that moment, Nirvana vowed that he would no longer believe in fairy tales

At this moment, Nirvana is telling the story of Cinderella, the amazing transformation from an ugly duckling to a white swan, a beautiful crystal slipper, and a handsome prince who is elegant and persistent.

This is an incomparably great temptation for a woman. How romantic would it be for a prince on a white horse, holding a bouquet of fiery roses, to get down on one knee?

The little girl's big black eyes are infinitely yearning, but she doesn't know who the prince charming is in her heart? However, for a little girl who has a peerless temperament at a young age, how many men can be able to enter his eyes in the future?

Since ancient times, beauties will be compared with the same as the country, perhaps only by taking the huge country can the woman fall in love with the peerless beauty. However, since ancient times, who has been able to win the country, and who can be infatuated enough to use the country to capture the hearts of beauties?

There are many versions of Cinderella's story, and what Nirvana reads is that Cinderella has a vicious stepmother and two vicious sisters. In the end, after many hardships, Cinderella and the prince successfully came together and became the noble princess.

The story ended successfully, and Nirvana was about to retire, but the little girl who only left a small head in the quilt said eight words crisply: "If you want to catch it, you have a scheming!" ”

Nirvana was stunned, and subconsciously asked, "What do you mean?" ”

The little girl snorted and explained: "During the three-day ball, the clothes are more and more beautiful every time, and the temptation for the prince is also greater and greater. even tried her best to sneak away, so that the prince who was stolen by her thought about it day and night. The last time he left a crystal slipper, who knows if Lu Dao did it on purpose? All I know is that only by leaving the crystal slipper can the prince not become a headless fly. At this moment, the prince, who is almost lovesick, will only try to find her, and she only needs to wait for the rabbit, not only punishing the vicious mother and daughter, but also becoming a noble princess, killing two birds with one stone."

Nirvana looked at the fairy tale book in his hand, very sad and angry. At the moment, he wanted to know whether the little girl liked the fairy tale itself, or the pleasure of criticizing the fairy tale to the end

However, no matter how hard he tried to tell himself to believe in the former, he subconsciously only preferred the latter

"Good night, Dad!" The little girl waved her hand cutely and closed her eyes.

Nirvana extinguished the lamp, and his heart was full of mixed tastes.

It is undoubtedly a good thing that my daughter is smart. But if it's too smart, it's inevitable to make people worry.

Although she has long been accustomed to the little girl's various demons, she is still shocked from time to time in a cold sweat.

Nirvana muttered in his heart: "Get along with your daughter, we can also practice an invincible body, or all-round from the inside out, without the slightest water!" ”