Chapter 101: The Man of the Year of Our Session
"You little girl can see through it! Lingling and I thought the same way, but they also made a gimmick to celebrate the birthday of our junior high school homeroom teacher, since I know it, it's a bit of a thing not to participate......"
Xia Yun smiled and said, "Then when Fang Datou was about to hang up the phone, he suddenly asked me, Xia Yun, what do you think of me?" I paused for a moment, and then of course I said, okay, yes, yes, whatever, guess what he said next? ”
"If he's a woman, I'll think he's trying to make a promise to you, but he's a man, can't it...... He wants to you? Oops! ……”
Xia Yun withdrew and knocked Gu Ruotong's chestnut hand, and continued casually, "He plans to propose to Lingling at the class reunion, this Lingling who went on a blind date with me tonight, and then hopes that our old classmates will be a support, coax or something, that is, the kind of audience who keeps shouting together, together, and together!" ”
"Wow, love triangle! It's exciting! Does that Fang Datou know that you and Xiao Lingling are on a blind date? Well, I must not know the way, otherwise he would be tertiful, but this Fang Datou is a little insidious, coercing the Son of Heaven to order the princes, no, it is to coerce the princes to order the Son of Heaven! ”
Gu Ruotong put down the hand that was stroking his forehead, the soul of gossip was burning, and his eyes lit up.
"Yes, this trick is a bit too much compared to a girl like Lingling, who is introverted and shy and not good at rejecting others, so I simply refused......"
Xia Yun nodded and continued.
When talking about that post, Gu Ruotong was in good spirits again, and shouted, "There are photos, I'll take a look!" ”
Sit down at his desk, open Xia Yun's laptop, and board the local community forum in Licheng. found the post, looked at the photo and said, "I can't see it, brother, are you still quite photogenic?" Why isn't there a frontal photo of that chick? Hey! What did you do to her to make her hug you and cry like this? ”
Xia Yun touched his nose, he felt that this paragraph was a bit inappropriate, so he skipped it when he talked about it just now.
Gu Ruotong didn't pursue it, clicked the mouse and continued to look down, and when she saw the reply, her face gradually became ugly. When he reached the end, he slapped his thigh with the same indignation as Xiao Lingling...... Xia Yun's thighs were furious.
"This is obviously the ghost of your classmate named Fang Datou, I said this person is too shameless, just because you refuse to help the abuse, I want to completely stink you, neuropathy, he!"
She slapped it extremely hard, and Xia Yun, who was in pain, grinned and stared at Gu Ruotong fiercely and couldn't speak.
However, Gu Ruotong obviously didn't notice, or didn't care. Just there gritted his teeth and looked at the post and cursed Fang Junrong.
Looking at her angry expression, Xia Yun only touched her nose, rubbed her thighs and said to herself that she was unlucky, "Even if you know that he is him, what can you do with him?" Stuff on the web. There is no evidence, who knows which dog you are! Forget it, it's not a big deal, others like to say it and let people say it. Let's talk about it without losing a piece of meat! ”
"You can't just leave it at that!"
Gu Ruotong was like an angry and fried little lion, jumping onto Xia Yun's bed and walking around, not knowing what to say.
"There it is!"
After a while. Gu Ruotong suddenly slapped her thigh...... This time it was his thighs, but they were obviously much lighter, which made Xia Yun a little disappointed, "I have a way!" ”
Under Xia Yun's gaze, Gu Ruotong took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, "Yang Zai, have you been free recently?" ”
"Wow, Your Royal Highness Princess, you actually called me, the sun is coming out in the west, is it going to be the end of the world tomorrow? No, even if the end of the world is coming, you won't call me! ”
There was an exaggerated shouting on the other end of the line.
"Dead Yangzai, don't you owe it, believe it or not, I told Han Han to let her kick you?" Gu Ruotong yelled impatiently.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, what do you command?"
Yang Tsai immediately became honest and said respectfully.
"Is it next to the computer? Chat with penguins, can't say it clearly on the phone! ”
Gu Ruotong clipped the phone to her ear, jumped under the bed, and logged in to her penguin on the computer.
"Just come down and buy something, and I'll be back in ten minutes!"
"Hurry up, if it takes more than ten minutes, you'll be dead!" Gu Ruotong threatened again, and then hung up the phone.
"Tongtong, who is this Yangzi, what are you looking for him?" Xia Yun looked at Gu Ruotong who was squatting on the chair like a monkey and asked curiously.
"The classmate in the University of Electronic Science and Technology next door to our school is called Zhang Ziyang, a super otaku, a professional-level programming ape, who once won the second prize in the National Computer Programming Competition! Always boasting in front of us that he's a super hacker...... This time, I'll see if he can find out that Fang Datou through the Internet! ”
Gu Ruotong stared at the screen and said casually without looking back.
"Super otaku? Programmer? How do I feel like he's talking like a chatterbox......"
Xia Yun smacked his mouth, shouldn't this creature not be able to hold back a fart for half a day, hiding in a small room of less than ten square meters day and night, crackling and typing on the keyboard, caring about the situation between Turtle Island and the world, while watching the island country love the action movie Fly-Fly-Machine?
Perhaps sensing Xia Yun's doubts, Gu Ruotong turned his head, "He is like this, he is a dumb person in front of a living person, and a chatter in front of an acquaintance!" ”
"Oh, how did you meet?"
Xia Yun asked again, an otaku programmer and an active little witch, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like you can get together and become acquaintances.
Gu Ruotong shrugged his shoulders, "That guy, sometimes he can't take care of himself at home, once he walked on the road and didn't know what to think, he fell into the lake while walking, and he couldn't swim, I happened to pass by at that time, and I picked him up......"
"When I fished it up, I saw that he was quite sober, so he walked away, but I didn't expect him to find me in some way, crying and shouting to repay the grace of saving his life, and he was familiar with it after coming and going."
"At first, he said that he wanted to make a promise, and he was kicked away by me, and then I saw that he was pitiful, so I introduced him to the sister paper in the dormitory, who was also very homely, but I didn't expect the two of them to be eight with mung beans, and they were eye-catching!"
Speaking of this, Gu Ruotong spread his hands, "That's it, I have inexplicably become a life-saving benefactor and matchmaker, and I have a little brother with 100% loyalty!" ”
"Look at your virtue!" Xia Yun smiled, paused, and wondered again, "Then why does he call you Her Royal Highness the Princess?" ”
When Gu Ruotong heard this, she grinned, "Brother, in your session, there were four talents and four golden flowers in the school, and in our year, the people of the year also had four major school flowers and three school grasses......"
stretched out his green jade finger and pointed to his nose, "This girl is not talented, she is one of them, and the people of the rivers and lakes call the princess of change!" ”
Xia Yun was speechless for a moment, looked Gu Ruotong up and down for a while, before he sighed and muttered, "What kind of vision do children have now, even a little witch like you can be called a princess, and it's almost the same as a witch of variety!" ”
"What did you say?" Gu Ruotong raised her eyebrows, jumped off the chair and rushed towards Xia Yun with her teeth and claws.
The two laughed for a while before they stopped, and Xia Yun continued to ask Gu Ruotong, "Tongtong, what are the four major schools besides you?" ”
"Among the four school flowers, in addition to me, there is also a president Bai Xue, whose name is Bai Xue, who loves to wear white princess dresses, and is the head of the student union and the literary club, and has published some articles on the newspaper impurities, a typical petty bourgeois literary youth."
"Then there is the cold iceberg and the pink lady, you can guess it by listening to the name, the iceberg is as cold as an ice cube, and the pink lady is as diligent as changing her boyfriend as she is changing clothes...... But these two girls are quite rich in their families, one drives an Audi TT and the other drives a Ferrari......"
"Among these girls, Bing Cube and I are good friends, although a little cold, a little arrogant, but not bad, after making friends, you will find that she is a typical person with a cold face and a warm heart; Pink I don't have much to do with her, so I met the relationship of nodding heads, everyone's circle is different! As for the snowy ......"
At the mention of Bai Xue, Gu Ruotong pursed her lips and put on a disdainful expression.
"I hate her very much, it's very fake, every day I post some sad and sad feelings, no disease moaning on Weibo, a cat is sad when it loses it, and a flower is sad when it is grateful, just like Lin Daiyu, and there is a little more disgusting ...... she is than Lin Daiyu"
"Oh? Looks like you have a pretty high hatred for her, what did she do that disgusted you? Xia Yun touched his chin and said with interest.
"She kicked a Jia Baoyu, pampered a Jia Baoyu, and wanted to soak a Jia Baoyu!"
"Say something I understand......
Xia Yun rolled his eyes.
Gu Ruotong also rolled her eyes, "Okay, to put it simply, after going to college, she kicked her high school sling boyfriend, fell in love with the famous rich and handsome in the school, and then wanted to hook up with another rich and handsome guy this year, do you understand?" ”
"I kind of get it, but! She pretended to be her disgusting version of Lin Daiyu, does she have a half-dime relationship with you, when did you have a mental cleanliness fetish? ”
"Originally, it was none of my business, but the Jia Baoyu she kicked off before and the Jia Baoyu she wanted to soak in now are both my iron buddies, understand?"
"Understood...... You college students now, at a young age, make the relationship between men and women more complicated than a bloody serial! Looks like I'm really old! ”
Xia Yun bowed down and continued to gossip, "What about the so-called three major school grasses?" What's the name? ”
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Thank you for the reward of the book friend Wind and Rain Forbidden City, 軿か鑮, the upset dick silk, and the blood flame ice heart (to be continued......)