Chapter 143: I'll Be an Interviewer!

My original plan was to use psychological tactics to defeat this reckless man from the soft side. Looking at these pure men with a fierce face, I really feel a little trembling!

I turned my head to look for Mo Lu and Wang Wu, and beckoned them to me.

"Senior Mo, Brother Wang, let's split up now!" I arranged softly.

"If Bi Gongzi has any orders, just say it!" Molu looked at me.

I continued, "My plan is to act in groups, to take their positions with a soft offensive, and to assist the threat of force if necessary! ”

"A soft offensive?" Molu looked at me.

"Position?" Wang Wu looked at me.

"By force?" Molu continued to look at me.

"Threat?" Wang Wu continued to look at me.

Uh......, okay okay, I admit that I'm not good at assigning tasks in strategic terms. I looked at them again and laid them out in the most concise language, "Thirty-four people divided into three groups, asked them questions, asked them any questions they could, found out the wrong or unsatisfactory answers, and came back to me!" ”

"Hmm!" The two nodded solemnly.

I turned my head to look at Old Man Bai, "Senior, it's already been discussed!" ”

"Okay, then Bi Gongzi, please!" Old Man Bai didn't ask deeply, turned around and found a wooden chair and sat down.

I randomly divided the thirty-four into three groups, two groups of ten people each, Mo Lu and Wang Wuyi in one group, and the remaining fourteen people belonged to me. I asked the villagers to find three wooden tables and three chairs, arranged them for Mo Lu, Wang Wu and me, and then sat behind the wooden tables like an interviewer and asked them questions individually.

In order of size, the first person to stand in front of me was a small man.

The man looked to be in his thirties, dressed in coarse cloth clothes, with a thin body and a pale face, and his hands were green and tendonous, holding two three-toothed iron forks, but how to look at him was to think that he was a fisherman.

"Name?" I asked.

"Chen San!" He replied.

I glanced up at him and continued to ask, "Gender?" ”

"Huh?" He was puzzled.

Uh......, "Age?" ”

“……”

"How old are you?"

"Thirty-two years of this Chinese New Year's Eve!"

"Why do you want to participate in the election of the village mayor of Peach Blossom Village?"

Chen San looked at me with a face full of embarrassment, "It's me...... Mother-in-law asked me to come! ”

"Your mother-in-law?" I looked at him in amazement.

"Hmm!" Chen San nodded, "My mother-in-law doesn't know who to say, saying that the fresh peaches in this peach blossom village are very delicious, and they can not only satisfy hunger but also be good for the skin, so let me compete for the position of village chief, and when I become the village chief, I don't have to spend money to eat peaches!" ”

I have black lines all over my head: "......"

PASS, this is obviously an impure motive!

The second participant in the assessment was an elderly man, although the wrinkles on his face and the deep grooves on his forehead complemented each other, but the old man's hair and beard were still blue.

I looked at him, "Name?" ”

"It's been so long, I don't remember anymore!"

“……”

I've heard of forgetting things and forgetting things, but I haven't heard of people who have forgotten their names, how do you say that sentence, why don't you forget your head!

I continued to look at him, "How old?" ”

"Ninety-three!"

I was dumbfounded, "You old ...... Ninety-three? "Actually, my subtext is that you are so old, and you still run here to make do with it, let's go home and stay first, in case you break an arm and twist your waist or something like that, it's not fun, the elderly have osteoporosis, be careful.

He looked at me, and his face was actually full of pride, "How about little brother, do you think I don't look like an old man of ninety-three at all?" Let me tell you, no one is afraid of fighting with my old bones, otherwise I won't be able to break through this illusion array at the gate of the village! ”

Well, that makes sense! I nodded. "Then I want to know Lu Dao, you are so old, why did you come to this Peach Blossom Village to run for the village head?"

"Hey, it's not for fun!" The old man talked eloquently, "Don't hide it from the little brother, I've experienced everything in my life, but I haven't been an official, so I wondered, I can't do this emperor's imperial examination, but the village chief of Peach Blossom Village can be regarded as a small official, and he is in charge of such a large person, so I just want to be the village chief and feel the taste of managing people!" ”

“……”

Dare to come to another boiling water to fish, to be an official? You are really the head of this Peach Blossom Village as a fun, PASS, and another impure motive!

The third person who stepped forward was a white-faced scholar, his face was pale and seemed to have symptoms of anemia, and his white clothes seemed to set off his sickness, looking up and down it seemed to be thinner than me, and it was estimated that no matter how strong the wind outside, he could put a string on his chest and fly it as a kite, as if he was the legendary kidney-deficient son, uh no, it was an empty child.

"Name?"

“……”

"I'm asking you what's your name?" I looked up at him.

"Oh, they all call me Xu Gongzi!" The scholar's voice was extremely quiet.

"Age?"

“……”

"I'm asking how old you are?" I looked up at him again.

"Twenty-three this year!" Again, it was a very small sound.

I couldn't help but raise my head and look at him again, this white-faced boy is really promised, he can't even understand a normal sentence, he looks like a child, and his voice is very small, I don't know if there is a problem with his ears or his mouth, anyway, to put it bluntly, I don't think he is a chivalrous man or a scholar, but more like a child with an adult body.

"Can you tell me why you want to come to this Peach Blossom Village to participate in the village gubernatorial election?" I continued to ask.

"Actually...... I just wanted to come and see how big this Peach Blossom Village is! ”

"See how big Peach Blossom Village is?" I looked at him quizzically.

"Yes!" Xu Gongzi nodded, his voice was still as small as ever, "Since I was a child, my mother told me that this world is too dangerous, only one village is the safest, and that village is Peach Blossom Village, ten years ago I signed up to come to this village to participate in the village mayor election, but I was too young at that time and was rejected, so I waited for ten years, and I came again ten years later!" ”

"And how are you feeling right now?" I turned into a reporter and continued to ask.

"I don't feel it!" Xu Gongzi shook his head, "I just think that this place is still so terrifying, there are so many terrible people!" ”

“……”

Okay, okay, I'll admit that this white-faced scholar in front of me suffers from social phobia, or depression or something, uh...... It doesn't matter what kind of illness he is, anyway, it's PASS, and he came to participate in the village mayor election in Peach Blossom Village as a child's play, and he was kicked out directly.

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