Chapter 453 Eat soft but not hard
Luo Fan was being slapped by the fart of the exploding beauty, and when she suddenly stopped, Luo Fan couldn't help but be stunned.
Seeing her willow eyebrows upside down, her apricot eyes were wide open, her teeth were rattling, and she was about to be on the verge of going berserk, he smiled: "It's really hard for you, I thought of so many words, although, some words are not very appropriate, and some words are hacking me, but for the sake of you just flattering so hard, I will give you a discount for the bet you lost to me." ”
At the beginning, the eldest lady did admire Luo Fan abnormally, and her praise for Luo Fan was also sincere, but she kept talking endlessly, and the people who listened to it were not disgusting, and the people who said it were disgusting!
"Discounted? Isn't it possible for me to stop admitting that I'm a turtle? The eldest lady finally balanced a little, and she racked her tongue and brains to shoot a fart hard, and finally had some effect.
"It's not." Luo Fan simply denied the eldest lady's inducement: "The discount is not free, you don't understand this?" Earlier, we said that whoever loses will loudly admit that he is a turtle, and I will give you a discount, that is, you don't have to admit it loudly, you can whisper that you are a turtle. ”
"I don't say it!" Luo Fan's kindness was rejected by the eldest lady. Loud and whispering, aren't they all carrying the shell of a turtle?
"You want to cheat? Do you know what I will do to deal with cheaters? "Luo Fan is not happy now, Sister Manting, you have admitted that you lost the bet to my brother as a girlfriend, you can't admit that you are a turtle?
"What would you do?" The eldest lady blinked, "Will the woman kill first and then kill?" Is it okay to only kill women? ”
Looking at the excited and expectant eyes of the exploding head beauty, Luo Fan was speechless. It is said that heroes can capture the hearts of beauties by saving beauty, just now my brother pushed the bus with his bare hands, surpassing Porsche, and it can also be called a hero's performance, but my brother's move to push the young handsome guy cart didn't save anyone, who seems to be devoted to my brother?
If you want to change it to before, this is something you can't ask for, but now, you won't accept it. Sister Ranqiu Mengsha, the little fox fairy, is still waiting for her brother to go to reclamation!
"Nope." Luo Fan's face was straight, and he said: "If you want to play tricks on me, I will only kill men and not women, women...... Kill first, then the woman! ”
"Are you sure that after you kill it, you will definitely do it with a woman?" The excitement of the size has not subsided, and he looks at Luo Fan with fiery eyes.
Luo Fan was completely defeated, and what the exploding head beauty cared about was not whether to kill or not, but whether to kill or not!
"Well, you don't have to call yourself a turtle anymore. As for the question of whether a woman does it or not, to be honest, whether you kill it or not, you will definitely not do it with a woman! Luo Fan said seriously, even he admired himself a little, brother At this time, he is an absolute righteous gentleman!
The exploding head beauty was a little disappointed, and then scolded: "! The old lady wants to have a figure, she wants to have a face, how many stinky men want to fuck the old lady, the old lady doesn't let them do it, your special old lady has taken the initiative, why don't you fuck the old lady? ”
Belch...... That's too straightforward, isn't it?
"That, it's not for anything, in terms of body and face, you are indeed worthy of a woman, but your hairstyle makes people can't afford to have the desire to be a woman......" Luo Fan still chose to tell the truth.
The exploding head beauty was stunned for a moment, and her eyes suddenly flashed with joy, and she asked, "If I change my hairstyle to a lady's style, will you agree to the girl?" ”
"I'm just a suggestion, it's up to you whether you change it or not. To tell you the truth, I already have a girlfriend, and besides, I'm a very dedicated person, and I won't do anything to be sorry for my girlfriend! When Luo Fan said this, his face did not change, now his brother is really very dedicated to his nine girlfriends, and he will never be a popular apricot.
The exploding head beauty looked at Luo Fan stupidly for a few seconds, and suddenly scolded: "Grass! Don't pull down the female dry! The opportunity has been given to you, if you don't want a woman, the old lady won't accompany you! ”
After the eldest lady finished scolding, she turned around and wanted to pull the door of the 911. But the figure flashed, and Luo Fan had stopped in front of her. The eldest lady was overjoyed, and the depression on her face suddenly disappeared: "What, you changed your mind?" ”
"Change a fart!" Luo Fan snorted angrily: "It's just that you can't blow up your brain with this explosive head, right?" What did you say before? If you don't admit that you are a turtle, you won't lose to my Porsche, and you have to pay the bills, right? ”
"Cut!" The explosion-headed beauty pursed her lips disdainfully, "Isn't it just a Porsche, Miss Ben will pay the bill?" As long as Miss Ben nods, eight out of ten cars will be delivered in minutes! ”
Luo Fan deliberately showed a look of surprise and looked at the explosion-headed beauty in surprise. Showing off wealth is also a kind of pretending to be 13, if someone wants to pretend to be 13, someone has to cooperate, right? Brother cooperate with you to pretend!
Seeing Luo Fan's surprised and envious expression, the vanity of the exploding head beauty was greatly satisfied. The guy in front of him is pushing a good car, but so what? In today's society, how fast and strong you run? In the face of power and money, everything is scum!
Just as she was about to say a few more words and elevate her identity, Luo Fan spoke first: "So, can you let your cockscomb driver and bodyguard come down?" ”
The exploding head beauty was stunned, and her face changed slightly. A Porsche was nothing to her, but now she's on the highway! In the past, there were a lot of buses, but the buses on the highway did not take passengers on the way!
"Hey, if I lose this car, I will lose, I won't be bad! It's just that if I don't have a store in front of the village here, if I give you the car, what will I do? The exploding head beauty could see that what Luo Fan said this time was true, and she was a little panicked.
"What should I do?" Luo Fan smiled, but there was no smile in his eyes, "What did you say before?" You're going to win me over the minibus and drive us off and walk, right? ”
"I said it, but I'm just going to say it, if you really lose, I definitely won't kick you off! How could a person like me, who is both beautiful and wise, gentle and kind, do such a thing, right? As she spoke, the exploding beauty began to become poor again. Luo Fan didn't think she did it on purpose, she should be so stinky and beautiful on weekdays.
"How old do you guess I am?" Luo Fan asked coldly, with a hint of mockery in his eyes.
The exploding head beauty was stunned, and she didn't know what Luo Fan's intention was to say this inexplicably.
"I look handsome and young, but I don't think you'll think I'm a three-year-old, right? What you just said, you can't even fool a three-year-old child, want to lie to me? You're taking me for a fool13, aren't you? ”
When Luo Fan spoke, he didn't look at the exploding head beauty again, but stared at the cockscomb head hanging high in Porsche. What's more, the car has already lost to Lao Tzu, and he is still sitting in Lao Tzu's car!
"Grass! Throwing a cute beauty that everyone loves on the highway, are you still a man? The old lady is going to get in the car today, see how you are! The exploding head beauty used her trick again, puffed up her chest and slammed into Luo Fan.
But as soon as she took one step, she couldn't move the second step, not only could she not move, but even breathing became extremely difficult. The air around her, as if frozen in this instant, enveloped her inside, completely cut off from the outside.
Luo Fan stood still beside him, looking coldly at the explosion-headed beauty. Paralyzed, it's just a trick just now, and now it's going to be a trick again, do you really think you're going to eat Brother Ding? Tell you, except for my brother's girlfriend, no one can eat my brother's over and over again!
Seeing that the exploding beauty turned purple because she couldn't breathe, Luo Fan dispersed the energy true qi that wrapped her, and said lightly: "In front of me, there are really few people who dare to cheat." Give you ten seconds, and if you don't get out of the car, you'll be responsible for the consequences. For the sake of what you said about me earlier, I would like to give you a friendly reminder: his two hands are not good enough to let me move a finger. ”
The more flat Luo Fan's voice was, the more solemn the heart of the exploding beauty became. Regardless of what kind of magic this guy in front of her had just cast on her, making her unable to move or breathe, but with the speed at which he pushed a medium bus to rush to three hundred, Ade was definitely not his opponent!
"Sir, do you think this will work? I'm in a bit of a hurry to get to Yanjing, you leave your contact information, as long as you arrive in Yanjing, I'll let Ade deliver the car to you, how about it? Please, sir! The explosion-headed beauty, who was afraid of Luo Fan, also began to speak the language of normal people.
Damn, this is what it looks like to ask for someone, right? Brother just eats soft and not hard! Lao Tzu likes someone to beg Lao Tzu pitifully, the goth heart is too soft, the heart is too soft......
"Are you going to Yanjing?"
As soon as she heard that things seemed to have taken a turn for the better, the exploding head beauty was overjoyed and nodded vigorously.
"If you go to Yanjing, you can consider it, seeing that your attitude just now is more sincere, you can get in the car." Luo Fan groaned and got out of the way.
With a grateful face, the exploding head beauty opened the door of the Porsche and was about to get into the car.
"Wait."
Hearing Luo Fan's voice, a fleshy leg raised by the explosion-headed beauty froze in the air.
"Wait a minute, you can't overtake my car, you have to follow it honestly, do you hear that?" Luo Fan pointed to the minibus and commanded the exploding beauty.
The explosion-headed beauty was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood that this perverted guy must be worried about letting Porsche run in front, and after arriving in Yanjing, he would not be able to find her. Hum! After arriving in Yanjing, no matter how powerful you are, you look good!
After getting back on the road, Porsche obediently followed behind the minibus and never gave up. From time to time, a sedan overtook the past, and those drivers were surprised, so high-end sports cars, why didn't they overtake the broken bus in front? Could it be that it is a cub under a minibus?
The eldest lady stared at the minibus in front of her with a loud noise, and the grievance in her heart was about to explode.
"No! I must call my cousin, if I don't breathe this way, I'm Huo Ying no longer alive! The exploding head beauty grabbed her phone.