Liu Meimei stared at Jiang Bing blankly: "This ...... What the hell is going on? ”

Jiang Bing looked at her with a smile: "I know what you are thinking." There's nothing strange about that! Me and silence, and ...... Jiang Ming, we have all learned kung fu from a strange master, so it's no big deal that we have the same means! ”

"Yes...... But ......?" Liu Meimei recalled, "Why haven't I seen Jiang Ming's kung fu before?"

Jiang Bing smiled slightly and said: "Of course, this kind of kung fu generally can't be revealed casually, our master has repeatedly emphasized it at the beginning, telling us not to show it casually until we are at the moment of life and death." Otherwise, it is easy to cause great disaster! ”

"Oh? Is that so?" Liu Meimei looked at him suspiciously, as if she didn't understand, "It's really ?......"

Jiang Bing looked disdainful and said casually: "Nonsense! What am I lying to you for? And in his heart he thought, "Nonsense! Of course I'm going to lie to you! ”

"Oh!" Meimei sighed, looking like she believed it, but she was still not sure.

Jiang Bing said, "Okay-don't be a-oh! It's time for us to try the case! Ask that bastard what the hell is going on, what do you want to do, and who sent him? ”

"Ah?...... Oh! "Meimei remembered it this time, there is a cold-blooded killer outside! Meimei turned her mind around and thought about the problem, and almost forgot about the killer who almost killed her! However, it is also because Jiang Bing is here that her heart is steady, so she is a little out of the world, unable to give up, cranky, and thinking about what is wrong.

Jiang Bing helped her get up from the ground, looked at Meimei holding the bath towel a little embarrassed, and couldn't help but ask with a wry smile: "Have you taken a bath?" Or ?......"

"What are you washing? I didn't wash it at all! Meimei cried out, thinking of what happened just now, she couldn't help but be angry, hateful and ashamed, and she was also very afraid, if there was no Jiang Bing today, then ...... The consequences are really unimaginable, maybe she is now a dead person covered in blood, thinking of this, she can't help but tremble again, the hand holding Jiang Bing is also tighter, and it is also trembling, Jiang Bing knows what she thinks now, so she hugged Liu Meimei into her arms, patted her back gently, and said, "Okay, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, isn't this me!" It's okay, I'll protect you, I'll protect you forever! I'll protect you for the rest of your life! ”

Hearing his warm words, Meimei's tears couldn't help but burst out of her eyes, she no longer had half a minute of twisting and hesitation, some of the original concerns, doubts and strange feelings were swept away, she hugged Jiang Bing tightly, as if she was afraid that he would suddenly disappear again, choked up and said, "Thank you...... Thank you, thank you, thank you......"

Jiang Bing said: "Okay, it's okay, do you want to take a bath now?" Or ......"

I want to quit smoking

A classmate walked into the dormitory and announced:

"I'm never going to buy cigarettes anymore, I'm going to quit!"

Everyone expressed their support and lent him their cigarettes.

Besides, the old lady turned her face with you

There are mostly girls in this class, and boys are basically shemales.

Every day, the concubine is drunk and doesn't listen to singing from morning to night.

One day, while a man was singing, he said at the same table:

"You sissy, stop singing, disgrace the boys!"

A man was in a hurry and yelled:

"Besides, the old lady turned her face with you!" (To be continued......)