After toasting Deputy Director Mo, Qian Kun became more and more excited, and said: "It's really interesting, Director Gu, I heard that you also have a lot of money on your mobile phone, you can also have one, everyone is lively." ”

Director Gu is a well-known collector of jokes in the urban construction system, and among the district-level directors, he is an active member of the wine table. After listening to Deputy Director Mo's ancient sayings, he couldn't bear it for a long time, and he was eager to try, and when he saw Qian Kun ordering, he immediately came to his senses, looked around, and said hypocritically: "Commander Qian, there are still unmarried young women here, I'm afraid it's not suitable, right?" ”

Qian Kun waved his hand and said, "Director Gu, don't be conservative." Just say, today's girls haven't seen anything, and they haven't tried anything! ”

Pan Yulin deliberately glanced at Su Youyu, and then pouted: "Director Gu, just let it go, maybe Xiao Su has more knowledge than you!" ”

Everyone followed suit, and Su Youyu involuntarily lowered his head.

Director Gu slowly wiped his mouth with a wet towel and said, "Okay, then I'll talk about it, throw bricks and lead jade." It is said that a certain lady was playing in the park and felt tired, so she lay on her back on a bench and rested. As soon as she lay down, a beggar came to her and tried to insult her, and the lady was furious, and the beggar was not pleased: Since you don't want to, why are you lying on my bed? ”

When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter.

Pan Yulin said: "No, no, it's obviously not as wonderful as Deputy Director Mo." ”

Director Gu said: "Hehe, how can I have the level of the Mo Bureau, or, Xiao Pan, you tell us a wonderful story." ”

Pan Yulin said indiscriminately: "Say, a large private enterprise in our city is recruiting a female secretary, the interviewer asks about academic qualifications, and the applicant shouts: I am Peking University!" I'm clear! I'm NTU! Only one girl kept bowing her head and was silent, and the interviewer wondered, so she asked, why don't you speak? The girl whispered: I have big breasts. As a result, she was accepted. Look, a woman's big breasts are the magic weapon of invincibility. Speaking of this, Pan Yulin stood up proudly, lest others not notice her pair of towering jade peaks.

Everyone laughed again, and took the opportunity to toast Pan Yulin to blatantly conduct a fire reconnaissance of her big breasts.

Li Yun wanted to steal the limelight with Pan Yulin everywhere, she took the initiative to jump out and ask to tell a real story, Deputy Director Mo and Qian Kun spoke highly of her courageous dedication.

Li Yun was very proud, stood up, twisted Xiaoman's waist and said: "A man next door to my house contracted a second wife five years ago, bought a 400,000 house for the second wife to live in, and paid the second wife 3,000 yuan every month. accidentally happened to the east window, and his wife knew about it, so he had to break up with his second wife, sell the house, and get 1.2 million. In this way, he played with the second wife for five years, and he earned 600,000 yuan after the worst. When I went back, I showed my wife my merits, and my wife slapped me without saying a word, and asked: Why do you only pack one? ”

Wow haha! The men laughed loudly, saying that it turned out that taking a second wife was also an investment, and they all said that they would also hurry up to pack one.

After this joke was finished, Pan Yulin seemed to have been pricked by a needle, and her face was a little unbearable, feeling that Li Yun was targeting her. Because, Qian Kun's way of supporting her is to buy the "high" building on East Street and let her collect the rent every month, which is considered to be her maintenance fee.

Pan Yulin's eyes rolled, and she remembered a stinky thing in Li Yun's past, because her husband thought her ** was small, so he specially bought her fake and shoddy plump cream, and after a few days, ru didn't get rich, only swollen nipples like a ping pong ball.

So, she rushed to say: "There is a jealous husband who hears that his wife is having an affair and designs revenge. One night, his wife slept soundly, and rubbed concentrated rat poison on his wife's head. The next night, when my wife returned late, my husband asked why, and my wife said with grief and indignation: Our leader was poisoned and died! The husband asked: Who did it? The wife said: The murderer is very cunning, and even the police can't find out how he threw the poison, but there are clues and domestic milk powder is being investigated. The husband asked: For what? The wife said: When the leader swallowed his breath, he sighed, God! Is there still safe milk in this world? ”

Wow ha! The men laughed loudly, but immediately stopped laughing, this is a happy thing for the leader, you can't laugh casually, maybe which leader takes the initiative to sit down, you still follow the coaxing, there will be no good fruit to eat in the future.

Quickly changed the topic, Director Gu read two more paragraphs, and everyone applauded, but Qian Kun found that Director Hong of the Beihu District Urban Construction Bureau had not moved, so he named him and said: "Director Hong, everyone has spoken, do you also come to a paragraph." ”

Director Hong is recognized as a representative of the sullen faction in the urban construction system, he usually does not smile, and he is not too active at the wine table, but when he talks about jokes, he is serious, it is like Mr. Ma Sanli is talking about stand-up comedy, even if it is a well-known joke, when it comes to his mouth, he can win a piece of applause.

Qian Kun nodded, and everyone applauded, especially Pan Yulin, who was with him, was the most excited.

Director Hong said with a straight face: "Then I'll talk about one too?" ”

Director Gu said: "Lao Hong, don't sell Guanzi, talk quickly, there is one, it must be colored." ”

Pan Yulin shouted: "Oh, no, no, with color, we must arrange our female compatriots again." ”

Deputy Director Mo said: "Lao Hong, just talk about it, just be funny." ”

"Well, it's the leader who understands me. Well, in order to take care of the female compatriots here, I will tell an uncolored fairy tale. ”

Unexpectedly, Li Yun stopped doing it again: "Oh, we are all adults, fairy tales, what's the point of that." ”

Qian Kun waved his hand and said, "Xiao Yunzi, don't worry, listen to him first, if it's not funny, he will punish him with three glasses of wine." ”

Director Hong asked unhurriedly: "Obey the instructions of the leader, if it's not funny, I will punish myself with three cups, if it's funny, everyone will have a drink, okay?" ”

Except for Su Youyu, everyone applauded.

Director Hong spoke one by one.

It is said that a louse wandered and came to a cave to see what was going on, but was stopped by a flea. Flea said, brother and slow, it's dangerous here! There are often pythons in and out of this hole, and if it touches you, it will be over! The lice said that if you don't put a sentry at the entrance of the cave, you should call me quickly.

The flea agreed.

The lice drilled in and took a look, and sure enough, it was born in a fairy cave, and the infinite scenery was at the dangerous peak. I was happy and forgot to return, and I saw that the entrance of the cave was dark, and the python was back! The python went in and out, smashing the lice that couldn't dodge half to death. Before leaving, he vomited and vomited, and almost drowned the lice.

When the python was gone, the lice limped out of the hole, and saw that the flea was sleeping at the entrance of the cave, and was very angry, so he went up and gave it a kick, saying: It's really not interesting, let you give a sentry, but you are sleeping here!

The flea woke up in a daze and said, "Brother, it's not that I don't call you, it's that this python is too powerful." It came with two sledgehammers, and I was about to call you, but it knocked me out with one blow! I'm still dizzy from alcohol!

This paragraph, Director Hong also picked it up from the Internet, but when he told it, there was no expression on his face at all, if you don't listen to the content, just looking at his expression, you can really think that he is telling a fairy tale.

Before Director Hong finished speaking, everyone couldn't help laughing, laughing one by one.

After Director Hong finished speaking, he remained silent and pretended to ask: "What are you laughing at, what's so funny about a fairy tale?" ”

As soon as he asked, everyone leaned back and fell in laughter, and even Su Youyu, who had been wandering outside the atmosphere, blushed and lowered his head to secretly laugh.

Director Hong's face still did not change, picked up the wine bottle, and started with Deputy Director Mo, pouring wine for everyone one by one.

Everyone didn't have anything to say, and they all did it one by one.

When Su Youyu came to Su Youyu at the end, Su Youyu was a little fluttering, so he pitifully asked Director Hong for mercy.

Director Hong didn't persuade either, but asked, "Leader, did Xiao Su laugh just now?" ”

Pan Yulin and Li Yun immediately jumped out, proving that Su Youyu also laughed just now, and strongly demanded that law enforcement be strict and treat everyone equally.

couldn't refuse, Su Youyu had to have a drink.

At this time, the cups on the table were gone, and the wine was almost drunk.

Deputy Director Mo suggested that today's wine was very enjoyable, or it should end here.

Qian Kun is the master, according to the convention, he naturally wants to show his enthusiasm again, just say, it is rare for the comrades of the urban construction system to get together together, or, in line with the principle of taking care of ladies, let the three female compatriots as representatives in the end, and give a cup of toast respectively.

Pan Yulin immediately stood up with a smile, holding a cup, posing an orchid finger in one hand, and standing beside Deputy Director Mo with a wine glass: "Mo Bureau, on behalf of the twenty-three female compatriots of the Nanhu District Urban Construction Bureau, I would like to give you a glass, the leader is tired, let's do it." ”

When Pan Yulin said the last word, she deliberately dragged her tone, and a flat "dry" was vividly turned into a "dry" by her, which caused a lot of laughter.

Deputy Director Mo smiled and said, "Just do one, and leave the remaining twenty-two female compatriots to you, Director Hong." ”

Director Hong still said with a straight heart: "Mo Bureau, can you say that, the twenty-three female compatriots of the Nanhu District Urban Construction Bureau are all working underneath, and you can do a few if you want to." ”

In the commotion, Deputy Director Mo had a drink with Pan Yulin.

Li Yun couldn't lag behind, she didn't wait for Pan Yulin to return to her seat, and leaned over with her cup.

Deputy Director Mo is also an old fritter on the wine table, and he will never drink the wine just by taking advantage of the mouth of a beautiful woman, he waved his hand again and again and said: "No, no, there are more than 20 female compatriots in Beihu District, and after drinking this wine, I will confess this old bone." ”

Of course Li Yun refused to give up, Pan Yulin's toast was drunk, if her glass of wine could not be toasted, it would mean that she and the Beihu District Urban Construction Bureau had lost, she saw that Deputy Director Mo did not buy it, so she simply picked up the wine glass and sat on the arm of Deputy Director Mo's chair, and her small waist leaned on his hand impartially.