Chapter 783: Halfway
Early the next morning.
The rain girl, who had been in charge of protecting the Yan family in the countryside, received Yan Xiaokai's order and hurried back to Haiyuan.
However, she did not meet with Yan Xiaokai, but rushed directly to Shencheng again, because at this time, Shangguan Wusu and others had already escorted Kuroda Jinghu on the road, although it was an armed escort, although the itinerary was very secret, Yan Xiaokai was still worried that someone would rob the road halfway, just in case, so he urgently recalled the rain girl and asked her to escort Shangguan Wusu and the others on the road in secret.
On the phone, he learned that the rain girl had quietly followed the convoy of Shangguan Wusu and others, Yan Xiaokai was a little relieved, and began to pack up and go out, preparing to take Youyou back to her hometown in the county seat.
Almost all of his women have returned to their hometowns with him, and only beauty remains, so this time taking advantage of the rare end of work, he also took her home, which can be regarded as making up for it, or taking the ugly daughter-in-law to see her in-laws.
It's just that the two of them packed up and were about to go out, but a woman suddenly visited, this person was Xia Muhe, who made Yan Xiaokai a little happy and a little worried, and didn't know what kind of mentality to use.
Xia Muhe entered the door and saw that there was suddenly an extra woman in Yan Xiaokai's house, although she didn't ask anything, she kept looking her eyes up and down, and her eyes were full of vigilance.
Yan Xiaokai saw her like this, so he had to explain and introduce: "This is my family's nanny, called Graceful." ”
Meimei, who was serving tea to Xia Muhe, heard that Yan Xiaokai only introduced himself, not the other party, so he couldn't help asking, "Master, this ...... What should I call it? ”
Yan Xiaokai was a little dumbfounded when asked, because he didn't know what to call Xia Muhe appropriately, and how could he know what to call Lu Dao beautiful?
After a while, he squeaked and said, "You just call Aunt Xia!" ”
You said busily: "Aunt Xia is good! ”
Xia Muhe snorted lightly, and it was regarded as a promise, and after retracting his gaze from Youmei, he gently blew the floating tea in the cup with an elegant posture, still not saying anything.
You felt that this woman was not too old or too young, graceful and luxurious, cold and beautiful, and also carried a kind of natural majesty, especially the relationship between this woman and her master was obviously not so simple, so she retreated.
As soon as she went, Xia Muhe opened her mouth and said coldly: "Yan Xiaokai, it's okay, even a nanny is available, and she is one in a million beauties!" ”
Yan Xiao sweated a little, "This ......"
Xia Muhe raised his eyes and saw the luggage in the corner, and asked in a changed voice, "Where are you going?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Go home!" ”
Xia Muhe said: "Where is your home?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Yetan, a remote village on the outskirts of the county. ”
Xia Muhe asked lightly, "Is there anything interesting there?" ”
"Huh?" Yan Xiaokai asked, but reacted quickly, in order to avoid being entangled, he hurriedly said: "In a poor and remote place, birds don't, chickens don't lay eggs, what fun can there be!" ”
Xia Muhe said nonchalantly: "If it's really so poor, I want to see it!" ”
Yan Xiaokai was taken aback, "Huh? ”
Xia Muhe took a sip of tea slowly, and then said: "I have handed over the affairs of Haiyuan, I am ready to change the city to work, and I will only take office in a few days, so I am ready to go outside to have a good time and relax." ”
Yan Xiaokai hurriedly suggested: "I think you can go to places like the Seven Mountains and the Eight Great Scenes, there are many people, lively, and it's so fun!" ”
Xia Muhe snorted coldly and said indifferently: "But I just like to go to the kind of place where birds don't poop and chickens don't lay eggs!" ”
Yan Xiaokai was stunned for a moment, and asked weakly, "Are you really going?" ”
Xia Muhe asked aggressively, "You don't want me to go?" ”
Yan Xiaokai muttered in a low voice: "I really don't want ......"
Xia Muhe's eyebrows frowned, and his voice immediately rose an octave, "What did you say?" ”
Yan Xiaokai was startled, and hurriedly sang: "...... Yetan welcomes you and waits for you with an open door! ”
Xia Muhe's tense face had just eased, but he heard him sing: "There are many mosquitoes, snakes and insects are very poisonous, so fools go there." ”
Xia Muhe: "......"
When Yan Xiaokai still wanted to sing and continue to intimidate Xia Muhe, she stood up and walked out, throwing a sentence from her mouth, "Let's go, let's go." ”
Yan Xiaokai cast a helpless look at the grace who retreated to the side.
Seeing Xia Muhe walking into the courtyard, she dared to come forward and ask, "Master, who is she?" ”
Yan Xiaokai told the truth: "It's my girlfriend's mother!" ”
"Grandma's mother?" You covered her mouth in surprise and said, because she really couldn't connect the domineering Xia Muhe in front of her with the gentle and virtuous Bi Yu, "Master, the eldest and young grandmother is not her own, and the two are not like each other!" ”
Yan Xiaokai shook his head and smiled bitterly: "It's not that young grandmother in Shencheng." ”
Grace asked suspiciously, "Which one is that?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "It's the one who lived with me here before!" ”
You was stunned, and then looked at him with a strange expression and said, "Master, you seem to be more romantic than I imagined!" There's your girlfriend everywhere! ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
While the two were talking, Xia Muhe, who was waiting a little impatiently in the courtyard, walked in, "What are you still squeaking, can you go?" ”
Yan Xiaokai and Youyou stopped their voices and hurriedly walked out with their luggage.
After putting the luggage away, Yan Xiaokai saw that Youyou had already sat in the driver's seat first, so he said: "Youyou, you don't know the way, I'll drive!" ”
Youyou said: "Master, it's okay, isn't there navigation?" You set it up, and I'll press the navigation to open it! ”
Yan Xiaokai was about to say something, but Xia Muhe, who was already sitting in the back row, pushed the car door impatiently and shouted, "Do you want to go?" ”
Although the two have already had a skin-to-skin relationship, Yan Xiaokai really didn't feel that he had conquered this woman, on the contrary, he had an indescribable fear of her, and it was no exaggeration to say that when he heard her shout, his heart trembled a little, so he quickly opened the door of the passenger seat and prepared to sit down.
Who knew that Xia Muhe actually shouted again: "Where are you sitting?" ”
Yan Xiaokai: "Huh? ”
Xia Muhe didn't speak, just moved to the side, and then leaned back on the seat and closed his eyes.
Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to sit in the back row, but he was separated from Xia Muhe by a long Chu River Han boundary.
The car drove all the way south to the countryside.
The originally romantic and warm journey became a little dull because of the uninvited guest Xia Muhe.
At the beginning, Xia Muhe was still quite interested in enjoying the scenery on the side of the road, but when he looked at it, he felt that it was the same mountain and the same water, which was a little annoying, but he couldn't sleep, turned his head to look to the side, and found that Yan Xiaokai was also bored, so he said: "Sing me a little song!" ”
Yan Xiaokai couldn't react a little, "Huh? ”
Xia Muhe glanced at him, "Ah what, didn't you sing quite happily just now?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "That...... If you're bored, I'll turn on the radio for you! ”
Xia Muhe glared at her dissatisfiedly and said, "Do you sing or not?" ”
Yan Xiaokai was helpless, so he had to say aggrievedly: "Okay! ”
Youyou had never heard Yan Xiaokai sing, and when she heard him agree, she was also full of expectations, and hurriedly turned down the sound of navigation to the minimum.
Yan Xiaokai pondered for a moment, then opened his mouth and sang slowly: "...... When I was a child, when I was noisy and willful, my grandmother would always sing and coax me, and in the summer afternoon, my grandmother's song comforted me, and the song seemed to sing like this: The vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of song is the most cheerful......"
Two women: "......"
The original low and sad tune was changed by him, and it suddenly blended into a strange smell, a bit nondescript, but it was pleasant to listen to, and such a conversion was also tightly sewn, no matter what the lyrics were, his singing voice couldn't find a trace of fault!
At the end of the song, Yumei couldn't help but praise: "Master, you sing so beautifully!" ”
Yan Xiaokai was about to say that he had won the award, but before he opened his mouth, Xia Muhe said: "That's not it, others ask for money for singing, but he sings for death!" ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
Meiyou ignored her, still unfinished and said: "Master, you sing one more, sing another!" ”
Yan Xiaokai thought for a while, opened his mouth and sang again: "...... Whoever marries the sentimental you, whoever is fucking unlucky, whoever puts your long hair up, that person is simply a fool. I'm always very careful now, secretly hiding the manni, I also accidentally remembered, you owe me Q coins, the sky was still very blue at that time, you always love to eat garlic raw, you always say that graduation is far away, who let you fail the course and repeat the grade! Whoever reads the letter you wrote to me, who catches the chicken for your wisdom, I also occasionally flip through the photos, and then I think of you who are funny......"
"Porphyry~~"
Xia Muhe is a serious, indifferent and unsmiling woman, ordinary jokes, no matter how cold they are, they can't move her, but this time, she was really amused by Yan Xiaokai, in fact, just now, she was happy, but she just endured it, and finally couldn't hold back at this time, she burst into laughter on the spot, and the flowers and branches trembled with joy.
Beautiful is a native of the country, although Chinese is extremely slippery, and she also likes to listen to Chinese songs, but not all songs have been heard, although the melody of this song is familiar, but the lyrics are not like this, she also does not know the way, seeing Xia Muhe laughing forward and backward, feeling very inexplicable.
It was easy to wait for her to stop laughing, and then she said, "Master, you keep singing, I like to hear you sing." ”
Yan Xiaokai saw that they liked it, and sang again: "...... I can't afford to hurt it, I can't afford to hurt it, I can't afford to hurt it, I carry Tang Sanzang and follow the three apprentices, my conscience is woody, your conscience dog takes it away, and it is tens of thousands of miles away, what demons and monsters, what beautiful women paint skin, Lalala, I am a little expert in selling newspapers, while walking, I shout, monkey song, monkey song, you are really amazing......"
At this moment, Xia Muhe, who was poked at the point of laughter, completely collapsed with laughter, holding his stomach and laughing breathlessly, and fell directly on Yan Xiaokai after being unable to control himself......