Chapter 1 Dad, I'm going to shush
In a large lecture hall at Huaxia University, an old professor who is over the age of old is patiently explaining what is on the podium. The students below have a variety of attitudes, some listen carefully to the lectures to absorb knowledge, and some are doing what they like. The strangest thing is that some girls have been secretly turning their heads to look back, their eyes are full of love and obsession, and there seems to be something interesting that attracts them.
Moving his gaze back, at the back of the lecture hall, a boy who looked extremely ordinary on the outside was writing and drawing on the books, and looked at the blackboard from time to time, as if he was writing down what the old professor was talking about, very seriously.
However, what is strange is that next to him is sitting a cute little girl about three years old in a princess dress who is holding a box of colored pens and scribbling on the drawing board, and also looks at the boy from time to time, with big black eyes dripping and turning, which is very cute.
This strange combination is the man of the year at Huaxia University: Nirvana and Nirvana. A well-known pair of tough father and daughter.
Nirvana's height of one meter seventy-five is still handy. The appearance is not handsome, but it is a little simple, a little delicate, and it belongs to the attractive type. The figure is extremely well-proportioned, faintly exuding a hint of fierce strength. For him, who is generally evaluated as ordinary, it is difficult to find his brilliance without some contact. Therefore, before his daughter Nirvana did not appear, he had always been a strange passerby in everyone's hearts.
Nirvana, a three-year-old Lori. The delicate face is like a porcelain doll, with a bit of playfulness and agility against the backdrop of the white princess dress, and there is a child's unique naivety in every move, which is very cute. At a young age, people can vaguely see a little bit of the potential of a beauty who will be beautiful in the future. She is the kind of person who is loved by everyone, and all men, women and children are killed!
Universities are open, that's a consensus. But Nirvana's openness is far beyond the average. In the era when there were few college couples, Nirvana already had a three-year-old daughter. Nirvana is very qualified to say to the majority of Xinxin students: You are all OUT!
Therefore, this also made the unknown Nirvana famous in Huaxia University overnight, and was worshiped by some low-interest funny men as the supreme god.
Nirvana also has suffering, because his daughter was "picked up" by him, and he can't help himself. The most important thing is that he is still a standard older virgin, how can he break the laws of heredity and create a big living person? Even if he succeeds, he doesn't think his genetics will be so strong, because this cheap daughter is too rebellious
Before becoming famous, Nirvana's goal is to study quietly, talk about a low-key relationship, and send away a virgin who can't be proud of in today's era, regardless of whether it's high or low. However, the appearance of Nirvana completely rewrote his peaceful life. Now on the list of people of the year in the Huaxia University Forum, he is a well-deserved NO.2! Because NO.1 was forcibly occupied by his daughter Nirvana, the wind and cloud index was much higher than that of him, who was penniless before this.
Speaking of which, the reason why he can have such a high ranking is because of his daughter's light. But then again, who made him the father of the invincible cute and super cute little Lori? The only benefit that Nirvana's appearance brought to Nirvana was that the number of girls who came into contact with him increased exponentially, which also indicated that the probability of him sending his virgin body out of the body had greatly increased.
It's a pity that the ultimate goal of those girls with other intentions is not him.,It's the cute little Lori Niri.。 As long as the goal of contacting Nirvana is achieved, the girls will definitely cross the river and tear down the bridge to completely ignore him. Nirvana affectionately called these girls "Fierce women!" But he only dared to shout angrily in his heart, if he really said it from his mouth, he would definitely be drowned by the spitting stars.
An inevitable question ensues: who is the little girl's mother? Almost everyone asks once.
How should Nirvana answer? Naturally, there are all kinds of explanations, but this explanation has become a standard cover-up. Don't dare to publicize the fact that he is still a virgin, how can others be convinced? But I have to ask: even if it is announced, who will believe it? Is it possible to find a girl to test it? This is ridiculous.
At the end of the day, Nirvana, who wants to cry without tears and has a haggard heart, will no longer be explained. He found that the more he explained, the darker it became, and the most popular one was about to become a modern version of Chen Shimei, coupled with some people with ill intentions, envy of his reputation and jealousy, secretly fueled the troubles, and even made the girls look at him coldly and angrily and with contempt. Fortunately, the little girl said a fair word at that time: It was my father who kindly took me in! This also dispelled most people's suspicions.
Over time, many people also understand that the hidden truth is definitely not simple. But it is not easy for Nirvana to take on the responsibility of raising Nirvana alone. What's more, Nirvana is just a student who has almost no financial resources. Put yourself in their shoes, can they do that? This also caused Nirvana to be labeled as a good man by some girls who are prone to nymphomaniac.
However, I don't know who was the first to call out, which made Nirvana have a popular title: daddy. and Nirvana's situation at this time, it really complements each other.
Nirvana is very cute, cute, and well-behaved, and is recognized. When a man sees him, he is always called uncle, and when a girl sees him, he is always called an aunt. The crisp voice is matched with the cute and cute look, which is full of lethality. If it weren't for Nirvana, who was just a three-year-old little Lori, maybe she would be among the school girls who made most girls envious and jealous, and all the boys had green eyes
In the quiet classroom, there was only the voice of the old professor who was slightly old but full of energy, and the little girl Nirvana finished painting with a colored pen that only she could comprehend the true meaning of, and her big black eyes looked at Nirvana, who was immersed in hard study and serious study, and said crisply: "Dad, I want to shhhhhhhh ”
The crisp voice was undisguised, and it was especially loud in the silence of the classroom. The next moment, the teacher was completely silent, and the pin drop could be heard. The old professor opened his mouth as if he had forgotten what he was going to say next.
Nirvana's loose body froze in an instant, and the hand of the pen and snake also froze. The expression on his face was wonderful, and the corners of his mouth twitched. A moment of silence was followed by laughter, a little unbridled. Nirvana turned his head with difficulty and looked at his daughter with an innocent expression. But he was very suspicious that the quirky little girl did it on purpose. She is the only one who can calmly do such a "big rebellion" without worrying about being punished.
Nirvana looked at the old professor who didn't say a word on the podium with a little weakness, this old professor is a highly respected lord, and he also has some right to speak in Huaxia University.
"Dad, I'm going to shhhhh The little girl shook Nirvana's arm and said again. The people in the classroom laughed even more.
"Ahem!" The old professor coughed lightly, and the noisy classroom instantly quieted down, and his cloudy eyes looked at the little girl, revealing a bit of kindness in concealment, which was unprecedented for him, who had always been known for his seriousness.
The old professor waved his hand, looking very impatient: "Go and go back quickly"
Nirvana breathed a long sigh of relief, as if he had been pardoned, picked up the little girl and ran out. The little girl buried her head in Nirvana's arms, and her dark eyes were bent into crescent moons, revealing a trace of cunning. She did it on purpose.
Running out of the classroom, Nirvana sighed with a bitter face: "Girl, can we keep a low profile in the future?" You're a celebrity now, so pay attention to your image! ”
The little girl flattened her mouth and wanted to cry: "Dad doesn't like Li'er anymore" Nirvana hurriedly comforted softly, although it was a cheap daughter, but after this period of contact, he found that he had inadvertently regarded the little girl as his own daughter. The little girl seems to have a natural affinity, and it is easy for people to have a good impression of her.
After Nirvana finished saying all the good words, the little girl giggled, kissed Nirvana fiercely on the face, I don't know if Lu Dao was intentional, wiped a lot of saliva, winked at Nirvana playfully, and tilted her head and said crisply: "Dad, don't you know that Lu Dao children have the privilege of ignorance?" ”
Nirvana smiled helplessly, regardless of the saliva on his face, he hugged the little girl and turned in a circle, and the little girl's crisp laughter came out far away. When I came to the bathroom and met the cleaning aunt, Nirvana said hello very politely, and the little girl called her grandmother familiarly. provoked the cleaning aunt to laugh.
Subsequently, the little girl was taken into the women's toilet by the cleaning aunt, while Nirvana waited outside. Nirvana's mind was constantly recalling the scenes he had experienced during this time, and a happy smile unconsciously appeared on the corner of his mouth.
The arrival of the little girl added a touch of warmth to his dull life, and it became more and more colorful. As for happiness, there is no need to say more. After a while, the little girl walked out under the leadership of the cleaning aunt, the little girl waved goodbye to the cleaning aunt cutely, Nirvana smiled and thanked the cleaning aunt and picked up the little girl and walked towards the classroom.
Quietly walking to the door of the classroom, Nirvana found the old professor looking through his book full of dense notes. Nirvana felt bitter in his heart, and walked into the classroom with the little girl in his arms. He smiled politely at the old professor who was looking up at him, very reluctantly.
The little girl called grandpa very timidly. A smile appeared on the old professor's solemn face, and he patted the little girl's little head lightly, and then asked Nirvana, "How old are you?" ”
Daddy replied, "Twenty! Everyone else turned their gaze to the place, their ears straight. It's rare to see such a scene where it's easy to get a joke.
The old professor frowned and muttered, "I haven't reached the legal age of marriage yet!" ”
Daddy: ""
The old professor asked again, "How old is your daughter?" ”
Daddy said honestly: "Three years old! ”
The old professor analyzed: "That means you had a child when you were seventeen years old? Has it been so open to minors now? Moreover, it is also against the law."
Daddy: ""
The old professor asked again, "How old is the child's mother now?" ”
Dad replied truthfully: "I don't know what to do! ”
The old professor's face darkened, and he said angrily: "Is she your daughter-in-law?" ”
The dad replied very dryly: "No! ”
The old professor was furious: "How can this be justified! ”
The dad said aggrievedly: "Professor, I'm still an original virgin"
Old Professor: ""
The old professor turned back to the podium with his hands behind his back and muttered in a low voice: "Break common sense, genetics is a miracle."
Daddy: ""
Everyone: ""
The little girl who had been quietly staying in Nirvana's arms and watching the two of them back and forth also sighed and lowered her head.
The old professor suddenly paused, turned to Nirvana and asked, "I'm working on an important topic right now, do you have time to give me an old man?" ”
Nirvana was stunned for a moment, then overjoyed, and nodded hurriedly. It's pie-in-the-sky! There are those who envy others, and there are those who are jealous.
After class, the little girl learned from Nirvana that the old professor's surname was Chen, and his name was Guoan. And she kept it in mind.