Chapter 264: Kill Dad with Games
Sleepwalking?
Nirvana grinned, and his smile was more ugly than crying.
How can anyone sleepwalk with big clear eyes to watch others make love, and "babble" so uniquely exclaimed? How can anyone cover his eyes with his hands in hindsight, but show his big fingers and say righteously that he didn't see anything?
Nirvana wailed in his heart: "Girl, you are just looking for excuses, and you have to find a decent one...... At the very least, people have to find a reason to be convinced, right? ”
The little girl looked at her father who was going crazy through her fingers, her little head shrank again, and she whispered to the goddess mother: "Goddess mother, Li'er wants to go and ...... boo"
If you don't run now, when? If you are grabbed by your father's pigtails, maybe it will be another good education. In other ways, Dad is not good at words. But when educating her, the big truth bubbled up in a pile!
Concubine Guan pursed her lips and smiled, and hugged the little girl into the scrubbing room.
Entering the scrubbing room, the little girl patted her little chest, breathed a long sigh of relief, and sighed: "It's so dangerous......"
Concubine Guan was full of helplessness and asked, "Did you do this girl on purpose?" ”
The little girl opened her innocent eyes and said, "No, Li'er was booed and suffocated......"
Concubine Guan was speechless. If you just wake up, you will definitely be in a state of confusion, how can you be as excited as a little girl? She really suspected that this was what the little girl had been planning for a long time.
Guan Feixuan tapped the little girl's eyebrows with her fingers, and said angrily: "You ghost elf ......"
The little girl giggled, very happy!
When Concubine Guan and the little girl walked out of the scrubbing room. The two were stunned to find that Nirvana was playing a game.
Tank Wars!
At this time, Nirvana was flexibly controlling a tank with full firepower and sweeping away a group of enemy tanks. He gritted his teeth and muttered: "Kill your ......"
The little girl asked timidly: "Goddess mother, dad won't be stupid......"
Concubine Guan smiled helplessly: "It's not stupid, but I am holding a sulk in my heart." Why don't you hurry up and coax him? ”
The little girl sighed and walked over with small steps. Sitting next to Dad, he grabbed Dad's arm, and said coquettishly: "Dad, Li'er also wants to play......"
Nirvana was indifferent.
The little girl's eyes rolled, and she jumped off the sofa and walked to the TV. With a snap, the TV turned off directly.
Then. The little girl suddenly turned around, pinched Xiao Man's waist and said loudly to the person who just wanted to speak: "How can there be a man like you who is so stingy and competes with a child." Shame ......"
The corners of Nirvana's mouth twitched, but he still kept silent.
The little girl naturally noticed the reaction at the corner of her father's mouth. Zhilu Dao's father is pretending to be deep. Turn around and turn on the TV. Pedal over to the couch and pick up the game handle. After finding Tank Wars, the two-player mode is activated.
The little girl didn't care about her father, and drove her own small tank to kill all sides.
"Tweet ......"
The little girl made a sound while fighting, and she also cooperated with extremely exaggerated movements. One moment he lay down on the couch, and the other he lay down in his father's arms.
Suddenly, a small tank rushes towards the immobile father.
The little girl shouted: "Dad, be careful, Li'er is here to protect you!" ”
As she spoke, the little girl controlled her little tank and rushed towards Nirvana, who was still in place. But the speed of the tank is limited after all, maybe by the time the little girl arrives, Nirvana will already have braids!
Nirvana pouted and said, "Who wants you to protect!" ”
Bang!
A shell sped out, killing the tank.
The corners of the little girl's mouth were slightly upturned, and she was happy in her heart. It's good to have a reaction, I'm afraid you don't!
The first level was directly penetrated under the powerful attack of the little girl, and the little girl cheered.
At the second level, Nirvana still didn't move.
However, this time the little girl was not alone. Instead, he controls the small tank to shuttle flexibly among the enemies, and does not fire to kill the enemy! still sang in his mouth: "Little girl, Xiao Erlang, carry your schoolbag to school......"
Gradually, the enemy all went towards the siege of Nirvana.
Seeing this, Nirvana gritted his teeth and said, "You are ruthless! ”
As a last resort, Nirvana can only kill all directions. If it's really hiccuping, you'll be laughed to death by your own daughter.
Seeing that Dad killed all the enemies, the little girl clapped her little hands and cheered: "Dad is so good......"
As he spoke, he jumped up and put his arms around Dad's neck and kissed him on the face.
Then, the little girl sat down on the sofa again. At this moment, Dad's resentment will dissipate, and it is not suitable for too intimate actions, so it is better to point to the end.
The third level is more difficult.
Nirvana still chose not to move.
The little girl killed directly this time.
However, in two-player mode, there is a limit to the amount of power a person can have. Therefore, it didn't take long for the little girl to fall into a predicament.
The next moment, the little girl's little tank burped directly.
Tick!
A tear fell.
"Woo woo...... the little girl cried as she covered her face with her little hands.
At this moment, Nirvana panicked.
He is not afraid of heaven and earth, but he is only afraid of the tears of his daughter.
Hurriedly holding the little girl in his arms, Nirvana comforted softly: "Don't cry, look at Dad to avenge you!" ”
"Woo ......"
The little girl still covered her face and cried.
"Girl, look at it!"
After Nirvana finished speaking, he controlled his tank and killed it. After a while, the tanks on the screen were all reimbursed.
Just when Nirvana wanted to "invite merit", he heard the little girl say faintly: "Dad, you return all the tanks you killed, Li'er wants to avenge herself......"
Nirvana only felt that the world was spinning.
Return?
Girl, do you think your dad is a big system!
The little girl sobbed: "Dad doesn't let Li'er protect her, and Li'er doesn't let Dad help take revenge." ”
Nirvana wailed in his heart: "Then why didn't you say it earlier?" ”
With a reluctant smile, Nirvana said softly: "Girl, tank, Dad can't return it." Do you think this will work, in the next level, will our father and daughter join forces? Father and daughter combined, invincible in the world! ”
The little girl shook her head directly: "Not good! ”
Nirvana: "......"
Nirvana really had no choice, so he could only say: "Girl, this is not good, that is not good." Then your old man will draw a line, and your father will admit the punishment! ”
"Really?" The little girl asked with tears in her eyes.
"Really!" Nirvana nodded, in order not to see his daughter's tears again, he could only sacrifice.
The little girl said quietly: "Then Dad will stand there and let Li'er's little tank beat you to death!" ”
Bang!
Nirvana fell directly onto the sofa.
Girl, we're teammates!
What's more, this is not an online game, there is no teammate PK mode!
"Flutter ......" Concubine Guan couldn't help but laugh and bent over. She has been a spectator from beginning to end, but she is amazed by the cleverness of the little girl. It can be said that they are interlocking, and they directly use a small game to get the sulking Nirvana!
The little girl hugged her father's neck and said quietly: "Dad, is Li'er a good baby?" ”
Nirvana gave a very simple answer: "Yes! ”
The little girl giggled, so cute! (To be continued......)