Looking at the sloppy uncle who didn't look like a billion and 800 million at all, Jiang Younan's first reaction was to close the door!

But those who can survive in this world must have a reason! Jiang Younan's closing speed is fast, but Uncle Sloppy's interception speed is even faster!

"One top, one flick, one push!" The sloppy uncle used a set of tricks and successfully pushed open the door and Jiang Younan behind the door.

The first confrontation between Jiang Younan and Uncle Sloppy came quickly and ended quickly; But in this confrontation, Jiang Younan knew that he had lost......

The sloppy uncle soon entered Jiang Younan's house, and said proudly as he walked: "Imagine that I, Hong Chengqilai, have been eating hundreds of meals at other people's houses for so many years, and I haven't fought any fights?" How can you not even handle this little bunny? ”

Hong Chengqi walked into the house, sat on Jiang Younan's big bed, and lay down in a comfortable position, and then said to Jiang Younan: "Go!" Hurry up and cook for Daddy! ”

"Humph!" Jiang Younan, who was instructed by Hong Chengqi, was naturally very dissatisfied, but from the hand that Hong Chengqi revealed just now, Jiang Younan knew that he could not defeat the other party 100%, so he endured it for the time being, and he happened to be hungry anyway.

Jiang Younan cooked in person, and naturally he was good at it, only to see that the braised beef, spicy beef, mushroom stewed chicken, pickled pepper beef, chopped pepper pork ribs and other delicious pasta were made by Jiang Younan, and in order to retaliate against Hong Chengqi, Jiang Younan also deliberately spit a few catties of saliva in each bowl, and did not stop until the saliva in his mouth was dry.

After the noodles were served on the table, Jiang Younan was just about to start, but he was immediately slapped on the back of the head by Hong Chengqi, and then scolded: "Boy, why are you all vegetarian!" Why don't you hurry up and buy two catties of roast meat for my dad at the entrance of the alley downstairs! ”

"You!" Jiang Younan was beaten like this, and immediately slapped the table angrily and stood up, the fat little belly was already standing up quickly and shaking; But when Jiang Younan saw Hong Chengqi holding an apple in his left hand and looking at him with a fruit knife in his right hand, Jiang Younan immediately said: "You wait here, I'll buy it immediately!" ”

Because of the windfall that flew unexpectedly, Jiang Younan's hands were a little rich, so after buying roast meat, Jiang Younan decided to go to the store next door to buy a few catties of Lao Baigan: "Boss! Bring me two pounds, don't ...... Three catties of the most inferior bulk old white dry! ”

"Isn't it good to have an 8 yuan a catty? This 8 yuan wine tastes a lot better! The shopkeeper came out and said to Jiang Younan when he heard the sound.

"Lao Tzu, I want 2 yuan, and it's too much of a loss to feed the dog with 8 yuan!" Jiang Younan snorted, raised his head and looked viciously in the direction of his home!

"Look how I clean you up after I get you drunk!" Jiang Younan gritted his teeth and said, Jiang Younan decided to learn the plot in Water Margin to outwit the Birthday Gang!

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"Dad, to celebrate your homecoming! I specially bought a few catties of white ones, and today we will not get drunk and return! Jiang Younan shouted affectionately while pouring wine for Hong Chengqi; There was no hint of dissatisfaction in his tone.

"Ha Lu Ha ......" Hong Chengqi's eyes immediately turned green when he saw the liquor, snatched the liquor from Jiang Younan's hand, and then began to drink it himself, which also hummed two sentences of Tiannan's local opera.

The two of them ate and talked like this, and they ate for almost three hours at noon; It's just that what makes Jiang Younan very depressed is that Hong Chengqi, a sloppy uncle, has a few catties of liquor in his stomach, and his mind is still very sober, completely like drinking water, which makes Jiang Younan's plan fail before it is implemented.

It's just that Hong Chengqi drank happily, and the microphone was turned on.

Jiang Younan also heard the identity of Hong Chengqi, it turned out that Hong Chengqi was a farmer in Lindong County, central Tiannan Province, and he was the seventh in the family; Although Hong Chengqi has many brothers in his family, after his father died, he also left Hong Chengqi a lot of land; Although planting crops in this year is hard and unprofitable, life is not too bad.

What's more, in this era, the land does not have to be farmed, as long as you wait for the compensation for land acquisition, it is a good income, and Hong Chengqi relied on this compensation to marry a wife and have children, and lived a good life.

It's just that Hong Cheng was born to be a dou who couldn't afford it, he was idle all day long, only knew how to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, and he couldn't withstand his squandering in more compensation, and within a few years, his family became a family with four walls; For this reason, his wife left home with her children and went to Guangyue Province to work!

The family's land was expropriated, the compensation money was spent, his wife and children were gone, and Hong Chengqi, who was left alone, began his life of eating a hundred family meals.

At the beginning, Hong Chengqi was also quite embarrassed, but the villagers or friends can still take care of each other, but who can withstand him coming to eat for decades? Even if someone is willing to take him in, the daughter-in-law of the family is not willing, right?

So Hong Chengqi came to Tiankou City, the provincial capital, from Lindong County, and along the way he begged with a knife, forced to buy and sell, and even ate a hundred meals in a stranger's house, but Hong Chengqi was also very smart; Never take more than you want, that is, five yuan and ten yuan, a box of lunch and a glass of water, so that people will not go to the police for this little thing - if you call the police, at most you will be detained for a few days, and you will have to eat and live!

In this way, after going through many storms and ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, Hong Chengqi finally came to Tiankou City; When he arrived here, Hong Chengqi suddenly thought that there was a long-lost "son" Jiang Younan in Tiankou City, so he immediately rushed towards the "son's" house, eager to eat and live in his "son's" house for nothing, and then raise the elderly or something by the way!

"Raising ...... Old......? Jiang Younan looked at Hong Chengqi, who was at most forty-five years old in front of him, and understood in his heart what kind of lazy person Hong Chengqi was!

"Of course!" When Hong Chengqi saw Jiang Younan's hesitation, he was angry, and immediately shouted: "Raise children to prevent old age!" Raise children to prevent old age! Isn't it just to raise you so that we can support our old age? ”

"Cut! When did you raise me. Listening to Hong Chengqi's words, Jiang Younan thought disdainfully in his heart; But on the surface, Jiang Younan not only did not quarrel with Hong Chengqi, but flattered Lu, like a traitor in an anti-Japanese drama; I saw Jiang Younan give a thumbs up to Hong Chengqi and said, "What you said is so right! Dad, you raised me with hard work, and now is the time for me to 'laugh' at you! ”

Jiang Younan said, walked to a dresser in the corner of the room, took out two stacks of large bills from the boss of Happy Valley from the drawer and said, "Although my son is useless, he still has a small deposit!" Tonight, I must give my dad a pick-up at the most luxurious Haitian Hotel in Tiankou City! ”

(To be continued)

From March 1st to March 31st, no more, no less, exactly a month, although there are very few beginnings for millions of works, but in this month, the most basic storyline should also be clear.

Seeing the friends here, the support for this book is naturally needless to say, and Piggy wants to say to you: "Thank you!" ”