Chapter 292: Happy Headmaster

Ma Yishan and Le Yan were both attracted by the news content on TV.

Even Le Yan forgot to eat snacks.

They saw an actress lying in a hospital bed on the screen, and in the camera was her pale face, and her family members were all talking and laughing.

Le Yan said strangely: "She is dead, what are her families happy about?" ”

Ma Yishan thought for a while and said, "Maybe he is happy about the division of family property, right?" ”

At this time, a large number of reporters and hostesses were in front of her hospital bed, reporting the incident fiercely.

At this time, it was her attending doctor who appeared in front of the camera, and I saw him say to the camera: "We suspect that the female star was poisoned to death!" ”

At this time, Liang Wen and Zhixuan also sat next to Ma Yishan, Ma Yishan turned his head to look at Liang Wen and said, "Didn't you say that you can't see the poison that humans have undergone?" ”

Liang Wen said: "My lord! I'm talking about ordinary humans, but he's a medical expert, and he's just found some clues, so he won't suspect us! ”

Ma Yishan was relieved when he heard this.

Anyway, human beings are experts, and experts are authorities.

I saw the medical expert say: "We suspected that she died of poisoning, but ......"

The paparazzi next to them just heard that she had died of poisoning, and they all trembled with excitement, but now when they heard that it didn't seem to be the case, they immediately dimmed.

"We were later diagnosed with death from a sudden myocardial infarction!"

After he finished speaking, he went out, and he was already very urgent.

The hostess said to the screen: "A beautiful courtesan has died like this, it's really a jealous talent!" She's still so young, let's have a good moment of silence for her! ”

The female star has at least 200 million fans, and when those fans received the news for the first time, they were all stunned.

They cried, they made trouble, they asked to hang themselves, they couldn't accept that.

Many fans rushed to the streets, and one came in a variety of ways to pay tribute to their idol.

As a result, countless people across the country took leave that day because they were in a bad mood.

On the second day, Liang Wen counted it when he was in a meeting. told Ma Yishan that due to the death of the female star, the indirect economic losses to the country were 200 million!

Ma Yishan really convinced those fans, he said: "200 million fans! One is that it is more than this amount to waste a dollar, and 200 million yuan is already very good! What about the other stars? ”

Liang Wen said: "Several other celebrities are also very famous people! They have hundreds of millions of fans combined! The economic losses caused to the society by not being able to go to work due to grief in the past few days are too many, at least more than a billion! ”

Ma Yishan sighed and said, "We made such a fuss, and we lost more than a billion dollars!" It's outrageous! ”

Liang Wen said: "Yes, this matter, Lord Yama gave the order after careful consideration!" ”

Ma Yishan can be regarded as having figured out a little rule, and some people are not very guilty. It is up to the above sentence to order the killing, and if the impact is very bad, then Hades himself will order the killing.

"It seems that what Lord Yama is going to do is a big crime! We are mainly in charge of petty offenders. ”

In the past few days, the whole country has been talking about the bizarre deaths of these big stars.

After returning home, those celebrities were lying on the bed with myocardial infarction, and their relatives found out and were immediately sent to the hospital.

Some hung up halfway through, while others died after a few hours.

This incident caused a sensation at the top leadership, because some celebrities were in front of very large representatives, so they sent people to investigate the matter thoroughly.

On that day, the state sent a large number of experts to thoroughly investigate the matter. But after a week of tossing, I still came to the conclusion that he did die of myocardial infarction.

The leaders above were unwilling and felt that something must be wrong, so they invited foreign experts to investigate the matter.

Foreign experts came to dissect the stars waiting for cremation countless times like killing fish. In the end, the original verdict was upheld.

And so the above stopped.

But the storm on the Internet has just risen, and there are all kinds of theories, and some even say that they were killed by aliens.

Ma Yishan and Le Yan were really shocked after they learned about these things.

"It's a pity that this is the end of human wisdom. No matter how much you look up, you can only explain it like that. ”

Ma Yishan waited for Hades' reaction for a while, but Hades did not blame them for making a big fuss, but educated a lot of teenagers because of this incident. is no longer obsessed with this kind of star, but seems to have praised Ma Yishan.

So Ma Yishan was relieved.

This day is the first day of school, and Le Yan looked at the admission letters of the top ten universities in the country on the table at home.

After Ma Yishan was dressed, he was about to register, and when he passed through the hall, he saw Le Yan holding his cheeks in a daze, so he said, "Have you made a good choice?" Which prestigious school are you going to? ”

Le Yan turned to look at him and said, "Do you want me to go to the provinces and suffer?" It's not as much fun as being with you! ”

"Have you thought about it? You've got to make a decision, right? ”

Le Yan said: "I decided! I'm going to your school! ”

At this time, Xu Rongrong also got up, she walked over and said, "Is it true?" Wouldn't it be a pity for you? ”

Le Yan stood up, put on his schoolbag and said, "What's the pity!" Didn't Madahar also study in that little-known school? I can go too! ”

Ma Yishan said: "I went to this school mainly because it was to facilitate my work, I can't go to other places and fly back to work every day, right?" ”

Le Yan said: "Then I'm also here for work!" I also want to learn Buddhism from Master Leshan and Taoism from my master! ”

Ma Yishan and Xu Rongrong also agreed, the current university does not include distribution after graduation, although the university is also a place to improve their quality, but the knowledge they need at present cannot be given in the university.

With the teachings of the two masters, Leshan and Li Lexian, it can be worth the education of ten universities.

So they agreed with Le Yan's decision.

Le Yan happily went to school with them to report to school.

When Zhilu Dao, the school where Ma Yishan studied, had another top student in the college entrance examination, they were all sensational.

"It's over! This year! Even a prestigious university is no longer famous! ”

When the top ten schools abandoned them and chose the ninth-rate university, they all went crazy.

The principal of one of the prestigious schools got drunk and ran out into the street and cursed for 5 hours.

Ma Yishan and Xu Rongrong sent Le Yan to the principal's office, and the principal almost knelt down when he saw it, and he happily ran over to make tea and pour water for them.

"Oh, you're here, and our school is even more famous! Thank you so much for your choice! ”

Ma Yishan lied and said, "Eh...... Here's the thing...... I got a job for her, and it wouldn't be easy for her to go far away! So I let her stay with me! ”

The principal was so excited that he cried, "If I had a cousin who was so kind to me, I would be willing to die!" ”

Xu Rongrong hurriedly went over to comfort him.

The principal Zhilu said, now famous universities are useless, because they don't include job assignments, and Xu Rongrong and Ma Yishan are both super-rich, and you are on an errand under them, and your salary after graduating from ten famous universities is not as much as half of their subordinates!

"It's really better to go to a prestigious school than to take the exam, and it's better to go to a prestigious school than to go to a rich man!"

Ma Yishan smiled, "This...... Principal, take a look, you can arrange which class she is suitable for! ”

The principal was also a little guilty about this top student in the college entrance examination, so he arranged a class with particularly good grades for her.

At this time, dozens of reporters outside the door kicked the door open and rushed in with the microphone and shouted at the principal: "May I ask the principal, can you attract so many college entrance examination champions to your school one after another, do you have any special secret?" ”

The principal straightened the zipper and said, "My secret is to put three incense sticks on my ancestors and Wenqu Xingjun every day!" ”

The group of reporters across from him immediately fell silent.

Ma Yishan, Xu Rongrong, and Le Yan immediately laughed. (To be continued......)