Chapter 970: Sleepwalking
She Dahan said this and looked at the coffin.
Then she was furious, and she lifted the coffin, and shouted, 'What a wicked, dare to offend me in the house!' She jumped out and entangled with the monster, and at last the monster was no match for him, and fled in the wilderness. β
Since then, the coffin has become the hope of the whole village.
The villagers strongly advised him not to bury her mother-in-law, and when the monsters came back in the future, he could keep the whole village safe.
"But, I've always wanted her to be buried in peace. She Dahan said.
"Nonsense!" Huo Ran, the woman in the coffin, got up again, if it wasn't for the rest of her life, the man surnamed Yang would have fallen under the table.
"The old lady is in trouble, you just want to bury me, and then marry someone else!" the woman shouted.
If it weren't for the fact that when she spoke, the voice came out of her stomach, it was really no different from ordinary people.
"Nonsense, obviously you want to kill me and take me with you. She Dahan said.
"You and I are in love, and we have said that we will die on the same day, the same month, and the same year, and you have been delaying for a long time!" the woman said angrily.
"That's to show my feelings for you, what, you're really ready to let me die. She Dahan said.
"If I want you to die, my mother will strangle you to death!" Leaving a cruel sentence, the woman lay down in the coffin and pretended to be dead.
"You saw it too", She Dahan sighed as he drank a glass of wine.
"See", Yu Sheng nodded, helped the man surnamed Yang to steady, and said to him: "Don't worry, I'll let the dog sleep with you today." β
The man surnamed Yang was stunned for a moment, looked at the dog's face, and thought that the talented female ghost had almost been scared to death by this dog's face, and immediately became much more down-to-earth.
"Thank you, thank you, little brother. The man surnamed Yang held the hand of the rest of his life, tears in his eyes.
She Dahan continued: "Later, when the dried corpse crossed the border, she couldn't stop it alone, and our entire village except for me who got into her coffin and was spared, the other villagers became dry corpses. β
Now that the dried corpse is slowly disappearing, he is bored staying in the Southern Wilderness, so he carries the coffin to the Eastern Wilderness.
"We arrived in Gusu City and couldn't stay, so we came to Yangzhou City and happened to meet the two of them on the road. She Dahan said.
Zhu Xiaomei nodded again and again, "Well, the group of women in Gusu City are too bad, and we can't stay, so we came to Yangzhou." β
The road from Gusu to Yangzhou is not safe.
They walked together, and at first, the man surnamed Yang didn't care about him carrying the coffin, and even helped him push the cart. But after encountering a monster once, the coffin lid rose erect, and the woman in the coffin tore a monster alive, and the man surnamed Yang was frightened.
"It's too violent", the man surnamed Yang held the hand of the rest of his life, and his heart palpitated.
"Turning into a human-like yellow skin, my fair lady, Chu Chu is moving, 'tear and pull'..."The man surnamed Yang couldn't go on, "It's too cruel." β
Huang Pizi? The rest of his life moved slightly, and the weasel appeared again, and the Huang brothers, who couldn't be dogs, appeared again.
The dogs didn't move, not knowing what they were saying.
"Where is it cruel, if it weren't for Brother She's action, we would have been taken away by Wong Tai Sin. It doesn't matter if you take me away, I can't be a lady in the village, you can't do it, you can only make snacks. Zhu Xiaomei said to the man surnamed Yang.
She looked back at She Dahan with admiration, "Brother She is really brave, resourceful and courageous!"
The naked love is in the eyes, and it is obvious.
"He's my husband!" The woman was furious, and she glared at Zhu Xiaomei angrily.
"You're dead. Zhu Xiaomei was not afraid at all.
Yu Sheng and the man surnamed Yang were amazed, love is really fearless.
"I'm the wife he's marrying. β
"You're dead. β
"Can you not mention that I'm dead!" the woman said angrily.
For the rest of his life, he could only be glad that the coffin board didn't know where it went, otherwise the inn would have to be demolished.
"Okay", Zhu Xiaomei nodded, "You're not alive!"
"You, I," the woman said angrily, "I'll strangle you!"
"Stop, stop", She Dahan hurriedly stopped the two of them.
"What are you making a fuss about," he said to the woman, "I didn't tell you earlier, I won't marry her, and you'd better go to the ground as soon as possible." β
"That doesn't work, I'll have to watch you. Even if you continue the strings, you have to nod your head. The woman said.
The woman turned her head and looked at Zhu Xiaomei: "As for her, no, resolutely not, unless I... That's nothing, it won't work!"
Zhu Xiaomei was still unconvinced, "Why can't I!"
The woman lay directly in the coffin, "It's not good to give birth." β
"You..." Zhu Xiaomei gritted her teeth angrily and grabbed a dish with chopsticks.
"Huh", her eyes lit up, "Xiao Er, your cooking skills are good, I have never eaten such a delicious dish." β
The frightened man surnamed Yang tasted it, and the whole person actually calmed down, "Yes, it's delicious." β
He looked at the rest of his life sincerely: "There is also the effect of calming the mind, which makes people's appetite steady, and their hearts are also steady." β
She Dahan was only arguing with his mother-in-law and drinking just now, and he hadn't tasted the food yet.
At this time, he took a bite with chopsticks, and he was also full of praise, "Well, it's delicious, it's much better than my mother-in-law's cooking!"
The woman on the coffin board got up again, "Nonsense, can there be a dish that is better than what I cooked?"
She Dahan then put a spicy spiced rabbit head to the woman, and the woman took a deep breath, "Hmm", with a look of enjoyment.
However, when the aroma of rabbit meat was lost, she glanced at She Dahan, "What kind of taste, obviously half open with my dish." β
With that, he lay down in the coffin again.
Yu Sheng looked at the coffin, thinking that this was worthy of a coffin board that could not be suppressed, and it was like a joke.
After a few people had eaten, when it came to the issue of the room, one person and one ghost had a conflict again.
"There are only two rooms, Brother Yang is afraid of you, what can I do, I can only wronged myself. Zhu Xiaomei said.
The woman sat in the coffin and looked at him disdainfully, "I'm a ghost, what are you talking to me about fasting, I don't know what you are thinking, you are wronged, you are plotting against you!"
She beckoned to She Dahan: "Come here, let's sleep in the coffin together." β
"That's fine. She Dahan immediately said that he didn't want to live with Zhu Xiaomei either.
"No, no", Zhu Xiaomei said: "Brother She, you are so tall, if you live in a coffin, you will die of grievance, or live with me!"
"Youkai!" the woman glared at her, "I suspect you're a vixen!"
"Huh?" said the sound of promise on the wooden ladder.
A few people turned around, and the rest of their lives saw Xiaobai wearing a white middle coat, his eyes closed, and he went down the wooden ladder steadily.
"Xiaobai, why did you come down?" Yu Sheng stepped forward.
"Hey?" Xiao Bai still said this, his eyes closed, and he accurately bypassed the rest of his life, and then came to the table.
At the long table, several guests still left a white cloud pig hand that never moved.
She picked it up accurately, put it in her mouth, and bit it down, "Hmm, Oji", with an expression of enjoyment on her face.
Then Xiaobai walked around the coffin, bypassed the rest of his life, and sleepwalked upstairs again, walking and eating at the same time.
"This, this isβ" Several people were dumbfounded.
"No way, the rice is too fragrant. Yu Sheng sighed helplessly.
Everyone was stunned.
"That's right", the man surnamed Yang suddenly proposed: "Zhu Xiaomei can share a room with me, so that everything is solved?"
"That's right", She Dahan patted his head.
Zhu Xiaomei also patted her head, how could she forget that there was still such a possibility, and it was too late to regret it.