Chapter 389: Heavenly Dragon Eight Divisions (II)
After the hip-hop and hip-hop fight, Zhang Yi's clothes collapsed, his shoes were gone, his trousers were dragged to the knees, revealing the big boxer panties inside, and his upper body was even more miserable, and his clothes were wrinkled, as if they had been picked out of the garbage heap; The glasses he was wearing were also crooked, and the hair on his head that had been neatly combed became a mess, becoming a chicken's nest-like explosion head, as funny as he wanted.
"Haha......" Many people immediately laughed heartlessly.
Zhang Yi was depressed, but he was alone, so he could only let this group of souls suppress him.
"Okay, let's discuss it now, the first point, the wisdom and character of the pig's foot ......" Wen Zhantu laughed a few times, and teamed up with others to press Zhang Yi on the stool, so that he couldn't move, and then slapped his face, and entered the main topic of today's discussion in the interest group, discussing the nine lines of "Dragon Babu".
"Who's Pig's Foot?" Someone immediately asked.
"Isn't this nonsense? It must be Duan Yu! Without waiting for Wen Zhantu, the "leading brother", to speak, someone immediately replied disdainfully.
Wen Zhantu nodded in agreement: "Although Xing Ye writes martial arts novels of this style, and the pig's feet appear very late, the name of the first chapter, Qingyi Leiluo, Qingshan, obviously refers to a young man with a down-to-earth temperament. In ancient times, only young scholars could wear green shirts, so the word latecomer evolved into a synonym for young people. Obviously, Duan Yu is the young man with a downright temperament. ”
"Wow, Ah Zhan, you are worthy of a scholarly family, and you even know this, it seems that you have inherited your old bean's talent in literature." Zhou Fa, the fat man, immediately exclaimed.
Wen Zhantu smiled awkwardly, and then said: "Okay, don't talk about this, everyone tell me, what is the wisdom and character of this reputation?" ”
"Duan Yu is definitely not stupid. And the poems, the Buddhist scriptures, and the I Ching all say that the head is the Tao, so wisdom, hey, I think it is better to say that the IQ is good, and his IQ must be much higher than that of ordinary people. ”
"I agree."
"I agree too! As for the character, everyone knows it. is a pedantic nerd, soft-hearted, kind-hearted, can't fight back, doesn't scold back, and is purely an angry bag. ”
"Khan! How can you say that you are so on the street? I think Duan Yu is just a good person. ”
"Cut!"
……
Listening to everyone's discussions, Wen Zhantu made the most concluding conclusion: "It's only the first chapter now, don't say it so ugly, I think I'll give Duan Yu a good man's comment, the IQ is 100!" Raise your hand if you agree? ”
Whew!
Wen Zhantu's gaze swept over. Everyone raised their hands, including himself, and smiled, "Okay, that's it." Here is the second point, supporting characters and cannon fodder. ”
"Zhong Ling!" Someone immediately called out.
But the next moment, this answer was refuted: "Supporting roles and cannon fodder, not partners, Zhong Ling is Duan Yu's partner." Ah, no. It should be a harem, Zhong Ling is so beautiful, and the two of them get along, you look at me, I look at you, you blush at every turn, isn't this a harem line? ”
"Poof!" Immediately someone vomited blood. Uh, no, it's spitting.
"Ahem, ahem...... Brother, you are so good, it can be seen in the first chapter that Zhong Linghui is a member of Duan Yu's harem. Admire, admire! Someone choked and coughed, and the most sneered laughed lightly.
"Don't be weird, I think this proposal is quite reasonable, Zhong Ling and Duan Yu are a natural pair. You see, Zhong Ling is two years younger than Duan Yu, and his age is worthy; Duan Yu is a nerd, Zhong Ling is a clever ghost, this is a typical star couple pairing mode. Guo Jing and Huang Rong, Zhang Wuji and Zhao Min, aren't they all this kind of pairing? So, I agree with this proposal. Zhang Yi's big voice sounded and loudly expressed his support.
"Hey, don't talk about it, I think it's reasonable."
"Yes, yes, that's a little interesting."
After Zhang Yi, someone immediately expressed support, but this person did not include Wen Zhantu, nor did he include Zhou Fa.
Wen Zhantu frowned and was thinking, but Zhou Fa retorted without thinking: "Impossible! The reason is very simple, Xing Ye's martial arts novels have never had a harem route, at most it is a few women fighting for pig's feet, and the most difficult pig's feet are to choose one of them, just like Zhang Wuji. Therefore, it is too early to talk about the line of the harem. ”
When Wen Zhantu heard this, he immediately agreed: "Ah Fa's words are to the point, I agree, what do you think?" ”
The rest of the people looked at each other in agreement.
So, the line of the harem was put on hold, and it turned back to the line of "supporting roles and cannon fodder".
"Since Zhong Ling is not a supporting role, then Zuo Zimu must be the one, so is Xin Shuangqing, and the tea merchant Ma Wude."
"Shennong Gang Sikong Xuan."
"Disciples of the Infinite Sword Sect, Gong Guangjie and Gan Guanghao."
"Meng Shusheng."
"Tianshan Tong!"
The last word "grandma" blurted out, and everyone at the scene was stunned for a moment, and looked at the person who spoke, it turned out to be the "fat man" Zhou Fa.
"Tianshan Tong Grandma lives in the Ethereal Peak Vulture Palace that no one has heard of, and uses life and death charms to control the help of the Shennong Gang Sikong Xuan, but Sikong Xuan did not dare to resist, but instead sprinkled his anger on the Infinite Sword Sect, it seems that this Tianshan Tong Grandma should be a BOSS-level character, a peerless master." Someone immediately speculated.
"Isn't this nonsense?" Immediately someone rolled their eyes at each other.
"This Tianshan Tong should be regarded as a foreshadowing, right?" Someone asked hesitantly.
"It doesn't matter, whether it's foreshadowing, or the first chapter appears, as long as the name comes out, it's a supporting role and cannon fodder."
After writing down the names one by one, he began to put forward the third point: "The third point is the internal strength and martial arts that everyone likes, let's discuss it?" ”
"I only remember a yang finger, this is the advanced martial arts in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". Oh, by the way, it also appeared in "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", in Zhuwu Lianlianzhuang in Kunlun Mountain, Wu Santong and Zhu Ziliu's descendants Zhu Jiuling and Wu Lie used it. ”
"Those two are a belly of bad water, but it's a pity that they ran into Zhang Wuji, a pig's foot who has the law of immortality, so it's tragic in the end. Hahaha...... It's really enjoyable. ”
"The Infinite Sword Sect has a lot of martial arts, right?"
"I didn't talk about the internal strength of the heart, only the martial arts golden needle crossing, stumbling and stepping, and when you heard the name, you knew that the road was a trick." The "monkey" who had just finished reading the "Xiangjiang News" came over and said with an ugly face.
"What? Monkey you were cooked? The face is so ugly? Wen Zhantu snatched his "Xiangjiang News" from the "monkey". Then he laughed and scolded.
The monkey glanced at him angrily, and then explained: "I'm not happy, it's not ugly, and the update speed of Xing Ye is too scummy, so I only wrote so much, it's not enjoyable to watch." ”
Wen Zhantu was speechless. The others were speechless.
After a while, the "fat man" Zhou Facai sneered: "I said monkey, you can be content, there are free things you see, what else do you want?" Besides, Xing Ye is not a full-time novelwriter, and he has to manage ATV and mainland film and television companies, and he is very busy. It's a lot of sincerity to be able to write so much every day. ”
"That's it!"
"This chapter has a lot of words, at least more than 20,000."
Someone immediately chimed in, obviously dissatisfied with the "monkey" guy's inch.
Wen Zhantu also glanced at the "monkey" with dissatisfaction, and then stared at the martial arts section of the "Xiangjiang News" in his hand, and read out the number displayed on it: "22800!" ”
Hiss!
Many people gasped and exclaimed, "That's a lot of words! Xing Ye is really generous! According to Xing Ye's current worth, the martial arts novels he wrote are worth at least five yuan per word. 5,000 words, 10,000 words is 50,000. 22,800 words, or 114,000 yuan! ”
Someone said enviously: "Don't say 5,000 words, even if it's 50,000 words or 20,000 words, if I can write a novel, I will die of joy." ”
The "monkey" immediately became depressed, scratched his head and said, "I said everyone. Am I just whining? Is it necessary to criticize me? I heard that the online novel writers in the mainland are urged to change every day, and they are the same as the soul, but I don't see anyone talking about them, but they all think that it is the problem of the online novel writers. As long as they break off one day. will be scolded immediately, and it will be scolded in turns, and no one will say anything about them, only that this online writer is not diligent. ”
"Really? Unlikely, right? Some people expressed disbelief.
"It's true!" Zhang Yi replied in a firm tone.
As soon as these words came out, not only the others were stunned, but even the "monkey" was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help asking, "Why are you so sure?" ”
Zhang Yi suddenly laughed embarrassedly: "Hehe, in fact, I often go over the wall to read online novels, and I often keep voting for changes when I see a very cool novel." As long as the author doesn't update it for a day, I can't help but post and scold him. ”
"it!"
Everyone burst into foul language, and Qi Qi raised his middle finger at him, expressing his deep contempt and serious disdain.
Zhang Yi saw that he had once again aroused the anger of the public, for fear of being "suppressed" by them again, so he hurriedly explained: "Although I also know that it is not interesting to do this, it is too bullying, but there is no way, there are so many worries in life, if I don't vent on the Internet, I am afraid that I will get sick." Besides, who makes our readers their bread and butter? If the update is not powerful, we are not allowed to say a word or two about our food and clothing parents? ”
"Hey, it's crooked, don't talk about these things, let's talk about martial arts, classes are going to be in class soon, and we have to upload the information we counted at night."
Wen Zhantu hurriedly diverted the topic and asked: "The ancestors of the Nandi Yideng Master have all come out, do you think that the founders of the "Nine Yin True Scripture", "Nine Yang Divine Skills", and "Qiankun Great Shift" will appear in this "Tianlong Babu"? By the way, and that sword demon Dugu seeks defeat, will he appear? ”
"Probably unlikely, right?"
"I think it will."
"Who knows, but depending on the situation, there is more than half a chance that it will be."
……
In the midst of the disturbing discussions, "Dragon Babu" began to take root in the hearts of the people.
This scene is just a microcosm of the city of Xiangjiang, in other places, "Dragon Babu" is taking advantage of Stephen Zhao's fame to continue to conquer the city.
A craze for "Dragon Babu" is spreading, starting from Xiangjiang and extending to Mazu Island, the mainland, and other Asian countries and regions outside of China...... (To be continued......)