Chapter 625 [Wedding Banquet SP Elopement]
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All the people involved in this puppet murder case have been "cleared", and the clues have been cut off in a way that can be described as "ruthless." â
In this regard, Zhao Pu shook his head vigorously, the greater the price paid by the other party to hide the secret, the greater the secret behind it, the more careful the plan, and he had to guard against it.
Therefore, Zhao Pu needed to write a letter to He Yihang, who was far away at the border pass, and asked him to send someone to pay attention to it, and contact a friend in the Western Regions.
The problem is that if you want to write a letter, it must be a very long letter, and usually Zhao Pu doesn't even bother to say anything long, let alone write such a long letter.
The Nine Princes lay on the edge of the table with their legs crossed, scratching their ears and cheeks.
At this time, the people of Wuzhuang are busy with the wedding of Jiuniang and Wu Yijiao, and the wedding banquet is tomorrow!
Xiao Sizi helped in the kitchen, got a body of flour, ran back to the room to change clothes, and saw that the door of the study was open, and Zhao Pu was picking up teeth at the table.
After changing his clothes, the little fourth son ran into the study, climbed into the chair, and supported the desktop probe with both hands to look at a blank letter in front of Zhao Pu's eyes.
Zhao Pu saw the probe of the group coming to look at his letterhead, reached out and hugged it and put it on his lap, and then sighed.
Xiao Sizi looked up at Zhao Pu with a raised face, "Jiujiu, who did you write to?" You never write letters. â
Zhao Pu raised his eyebrows slightly, "Don't I write letters?" â
The fourth child nodded, "The peace letter to the imperial grandmother is all written by my father." â
Zhao Pu touched his chin and asked, "Did your father say anything?" â
The little fourth son smiled and twisted his face.
Zhao Pu tugged at his pigtails, "What did he say?" â
The little fourth son whispered, "Daddy said that you belong to a monkey." â
"Huh?" Zhao Puyi raised his eyebrows, where is the uncle a monkey?
"I can't sit still." The little fourth son pursed his lips, and the joke was quite slippery, "If the thistle on the bench can't sit steadily, you know that you jump up and down, shake it with a basket, and there are more lice than words sieved out." â
The corners of Zhao Pu's mouth twitched, "Haya...... The nerds speak ill of me behind my back. â
Xiao Sizi continued to purse his lips, twisted his face and added, "Grandma Huang said the same." â
Zhao Pu squinted.
"Zheng Zheng and Guangguang also said the same."
Zhao Pu looked at the sky and rolled his eyes.
"And who are you writing to?" Xiao Sizi took the ink strip to Zhao Pu and asked curiously.
Zhao Pudao, "I want to tell him the details of the case." â
"The little steamed bun was written this morning." Xiao Sizi said, "Bao Bao wrote it for the emperor, let Xiao Mantou start the draft, Bao Bao copied it, and then sent it to the palace for the shadows." â
Zhao Pu pouted, "Ha! Lao Bao actually asked his son to write it for him! â
"Is that bag busy, there are a lot of things going on in the yamen of the Suzhou Governor's Mansion." Xiao Sizi is quite good at coming up with ideas, "The draft of the little steamed bun is still there, can you copy it if I go and bring it to you?" â
Zhao Pu's eyes lit up, and then he shook his head, "No, it can't be done, the little steamed bun is written to the emperor, the tone is naturally a generation lower, Lao Tzu is written to the deputy general, if Lao He sees me using honorifics for him, he will definitely think that my head was trampled on by a horse." â
"Well...... "Little Fourth Son tilted his head again, "Then let Daddy write it for you, Daddy can write it quickly." â
Zhao Pu's eyes lit up again, and then he shook his head, "No, no, your father said bad things about me, and he should be laughed at if he helped, don't ask him." â
Xiao Sizi polished the ink, picked up the brush and gave it to Zhao Pu, "Then Jiujiu write it yourself." â
Zhao Pu took the pen and wrote the first line of words with disgust.
Xiao Sizi's eyes were sharp, and he stretched out his hand to point, "Why is it so brief?" â
"Is it brief?" Zhao Pu raised his eyebrows.
"Just go to the west and check it out?" The fourth son was tired for He Yihang, "It's strange that He He can understand it." â
Zhao Pu kneaded his fingers into a ball, then wrote again, and then kneaded them into a ball.
After a cup of tea, Zhao Pu lost the paper balls all over the ground, but each time there was only one line of words, and he refused to write the second line when he died.
Xiao Sizi looked at Zhao Pu sympathetically, "Jiujiu, why didn't you study hard back then?" â
Zhao Pu grinded his teeth, "Ye is a civil and military all-rounder!" â
Xiao Sizi glanced at the paper balls all over the ground, and continued to look at Zhao Pu, "It's right to be a civil and military all-rounder, it's just lazy." â
Zhao Pu rubbed the dumplings, "Of course the all-round talents are lazy!" You see Bai Yutang is lazier than anyone else! â
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Bai Yutang, who was strolling around with Zhan Zhao in the gazebo in the distance, suddenly sneezed, stretched out his hand and rubbed his nose, feeling the need to go to see if Tianzun was honest, and wouldn't he get into trouble again, right?
On the other end, Tianzun, who was drinking with Yin Hou, also sneezed, and the old fairy rubbed his nose - which little one spoke ill of him again?!
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Xiao Sizi asked Zhao Pu to write slowly, Zhao Pu had to be patient, and as soon as he put down the pen, Xiao Sizi pouted, "Jiujiu, you write so big, only a few words can be written on a piece of paper?" Make everything clear, are you going to send a book to Hehe? â
Zhao Pu stretched out his hand and pinched the face of the little fourth son, "You don't talk to Ouyang and talk to them, your mouth is getting poorer and poorer!" â
Xiao Sizi smiled, reached out and took the brush in Zhao Pu's hand, "Or I'll write it for you!" â
Zhao Puyi raised his eyebrows, "Huh? You wrote it for me? â
"Hmm!" Xiao Sizi nodded, "I just heard my father and the cat talk about the case yesterday, I remember it all!" â
Zhao Pu happily rubbed the little four's head, "Oops! My son is of great use! â
Xiao Sizi was beautiful, and pointed to the couch opposite, "Jiujiu, you go to sleep for a while, I'll write a little more detail for you, I'm idle." â
Zhao Pu was satisfied, stood up and stretched, and walked to lie on the couch to rest for a while.
The fourth child began to write hard.
Zhao Pu took a nap and slept for about an hour, stretched his waist and got up, and saw that the little fourth son had just finished writing and was looking through it.
Zhao Pu leaned over and glanced at it, and nodded--um! The little fourth son's handwriting is still quite good! The neat little Kai is also round and cute.
"Ninety-nine, do you want to check it?" The little fourth son took a thick stack of letter paper and showed it to Zhao Pu.
Zhao Pu just wanted to take it, but outside, Ziying ran in, "Lord Wang!" Have you finished writing? The black shadow and the white shadow are leaving for the northwest! â
Zhao Pu reached out and picked up the envelope from the table, stuffed the stack of manuscript paper written by the little fourth son into it, wrote a "He" on the envelope, and handed it to Ziying, "Let it be brought to Lao He." â
Ziying took it, feeling very thick, and was surprised, "Did you write a word on each piece of paper?" So thick? â
Zhao Pu kicked him out, "Let the two of them hurry up and deliver the letter." â
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Let's say that a few days later, He Yihang received the letter and opened it.
The black shadow and the white shadow stood on both sides, ready to help add it, and it was estimated that the marshal of their family would not write in too much detail.
And there are still more than a dozen civilian and military generals in the military tent waiting to hear the news.
Everyone saw He Yihang holding the letter, his facial expression kept changing, and his hands began to tremble, and after he finished reading the entire ten pieces of letterpaper, he took a deep breath. Then, I saw He Yihang put the paperwork on the table, turned around and went out, walking fast.
Everyone looked at each other...... I saw He Yihang walk out of the tent quickly, and then found a tent where no one went in, and closed the tent door.
The guard at the gate and the others wondered - what was wrong with the lieutenant marshal?
At this moment, the tent where He Yihang was located broke out with "haha" laughter, He Yihang stomped his feet with laughter, startling the guards at the door to retreat a few feet away, and the officers and soldiers in the barracks stopped one after another.
In the military tent, He Yihang's deputy Shen Shaoxi took the letter, don't look at him blindly, he can't see it, but he can find the handwriting on the paper just by touching it.
Hearing that He Yihang was laughing like tears were about to burst out, Shen Shaoxi wondered, "What did the marshal write to make him like this?" â
The black shadow and the white shadow are also curious, Lao He can still laugh like this? It's so rare!
Shen Shaoxi touched it for a while, and he was also happy, put the letter on the table, and went to laugh behind the screen for a while.
The black and white shadows picked up the letterhead, and all the civilian and military generals in the military camp missed it to see.
I saw the first sentence: He congratulated the ......
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched-He He......
Then look down, the full article of "Hehe, Baibai, Maomao, Zunzun, Yin Yin, Little Steamed Bun, Little Bun, Little Chubby and Little Chubby ......"
When everyone read the letter, Zhao Pu's face kept coming to mind......
On the same day, the soldiers in the barracks heard the earth-shattering laughter from the deputy marshal's military tent, and the adjutant generals all held on to the wall and laughed.
Zhao Pu, who was far away in Suzhou, sneezed dozens of times in a row that day, his ears were hot, and Gongsun pinched his pulse and touched his head...... Of course, this is a later story, so I won't mention it for the time being.
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Or go back to Wuzhuang.
After Zhao Pu finished delivering the letter, he felt that he had nothing to do, so he picked up the little fourth son and went out in a circle.
As soon as I walked to the gate of the courtyard, I saw Zhan Zhao looking around as he walked.
Zhao Pu walked over, and the little fourth son reached out and patted Zhanzhao's shoulder.
Zhao Pu wondered, "Why are you?" Lost? â
Zhan Zhao waved his hand, "Looking for someone." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to take the little fourth son, "Where are you going to pull?" Just now, Gongsun was arresting you everywhere. â
The fourth child said, "I'll help Jiujiu." â
Zhao Pu winked at the little fourth son, and the little fourth son also winked at him, and the righteous little fourth son would not say that he helped Zhao Pu write a letter.
Zhan Zhao saw that the two of them were mysterious and secret, and knew that there was a secret.
"You're helping the nerd find the fourth son?" Zhao Pu asked.
"It's not." Zhan Zhao shook his head.
"Did you lose it in vain?" The little fourth son tilted his head.
Zhan Zhao shook his head, "It's not ......"
Xiao Sizi and Zhao Pu glanced at each other and said in unison, "Zunzun?!" â
Zhan Zhao waved his hand, and Xiao Sizi and Zhao Pu heard a voice behind them, "Who called me?" â
The two of them stood on end, and when they turned around, they saw Tianzun walking up with their hands behind their backs, and they shouldn't have heard it.
Zhao Pu and Xiao Sizi both breathed a sigh of relief, Xiao Sizi patted his chest, and by the way, he also patted Zhao Pu's chest.
Tianzun also walked out behind Yin Hou and asked Zhanzhao, "Have you found it?" â
Zhan Zhao shook his head, "No." â
Zhao Pu asked, "Who are you looking for?" â
"Jiuniang and Uncle Xiaowu don't know where they went." Zhan Zhao was quite helpless, "Just now my mother wanted Jiu Niang to pick a phoenix crown, and I didn't see anyone for a long time." â
The fourth son was also surprised, "The groom and the bride are gone?" â
Zhan Zhao looked at the sky, "Ming'er will get married, why don't you say anything about where you went." â
At this time, Bai Yutang walked in outside, the envelope in his hand, and his facial expression was quite complicated.
"Did you find it?" Zhan Zhao asked.
Bai Yutang handed the envelope to him, "I can count it as ...... found."
Zhan Zhao was stunned, opened the envelope, and took out a piece of stationery from it, and saw that there were only a few words on it - we eloped! The payment is Hong Jiuniang and Wu Yiyi.
Zhan Zhao gasped.
Tianzun opened his mouth wide, and the little fourth son held his face, "Ah! Elopement! â
"Who eloped?" Gongsun passed by the door with a large bundle of red silk and ran in, and Xiao Liangzi, who was helping Gongsun to hold another bundle of colored silk behind him, also came in, "Elope?" â
Yin Hou was confused, "These two are in their seventies and eighties, and they still come to this trick?" â
Zhan Zhao was also puzzled, "Why did you elope?" â
"Oh......" At this time, Xiao Liangzi seemed to remember something, "Did Jiu Niang elope with Uncle Xiaojiao?" â
"Elopement?" Outside, Lin Yehuo, who was throwing his sleeves, and Zou Liang, who was holding a large stack of clothes, also walked in.
"Ryoko Ko." Gongsun asked Xiao Liangzi, "Do you know anything?" â
Xiao Liangzi said, "When I was practicing in the courtyard yesterday, I heard Jiu Niang and Uncle Xiao Yu in the pavilion talking about a lot of people, what if there is a hole in the cave room?" I'm so embarrassed when I'm old, why don't I elope......"
"Ahem......"
Master Bao and Taishi, who went out to take a break for a cup of tea, listened to it and choked on the tea.
Pang Yu ran over gossipingly, "Why elope because you're shy?" â
Bao Yan hugged his arms, "Oh, unexpectedly shy!" â
Yin Hou was speechless, "What is this, hurry up and find it back!" â
Zhan Zhao and the others divided into several ways and ran out to find the bride and groom who were in stage fright.
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Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were about to go in the direction of the Demon Palace to find it.
As soon as I left Wuzhuang, I saw two people on the official road facing me.
Both of them were men and dressed oddly.
One of them was dressed in black, with a white veil wrapped around his arm, and he looked like he was forty or fifty years old, with a thin figure, high cheekbones and concave cheeks, and a somewhat mean appearance.
The other is plain white, with black yarn wrapped around his arms, tall and fat, with a round face and a plate like a gong, and his face is not as happy and blessed as ordinary fat people, but a little vicious.
Zhan Zhao glanced at the two of them and remembered the two of them.
Bai Yutang frowned slightly, he also heard Tianzun say that these two people may be the legendary black and white two mourners, they are not young, they have to have sixty or seventy, and they are the enemies of Jiu Niang.
Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang glanced at each other silently-Jiu Niang is doing a happy event, what are these two running to join in? Some are not sure whether they are coming to celebrate their birthday or looking for bad luck.
When the two of them saw Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang walking by, the black-clothed one asked, "Alas, child, is there Wuzhuang in front of you?" â
Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang are secretly unhappy - child, you are big!
Silent, Zhanzhao nodded, "Yes." â
Glanced into the distance...... The scale of Wuzhuang is grand, and the whole mountain is rounded, and the two of them also show some surprise.
Zhan Zhao looked at the two of them and said casually, "It seems that there is a happy event over there, it is very lively, are you two here to watch the ceremony?" â
"Hehe......" The two of them smiled disdainfully.
The fat man pursed his lips, "Watching the ceremony?" It's a funeral......"
Zhanzhao's face turned black as soon as he "straddled", Bai Yutang knew in his heart that these two were really looking for Jiu Niang's bad luck.
The two of them didn't notice Zhanzhao's bad face either, and they were ready to continue walking.
It's just that he just raised his leg and didn't take a step, when he heard Zhan Zhao come quietly, "You two want to do a funeral, you can go away, don't add bad luck to the happy event in front, there is a coffin shop three miles away, there is a large cemetery behind the coffin shop, you two went there to buy a coffin, and it is good feng shui to bury it nearby." â
Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows - the cat bared his teeth.
The two of them stopped, turned around, and glanced up and down at Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang, and the man in black asked, "Who are you two?" Oh...... Could it be that the demonic son is so old? â
After saying that, the two of them were happy.
Zhan Zhao asked coldly, "Who are you talking about?" â
"Tell me about your mother." The two men in black begged for money.
Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao silently looked behind them.
The two laughed for a while, and inexplicably felt that something was not quite right behind them, and when they turned around, they saw two beauties standing.
The two of them were stunned, and they were also shocked in their hearts, why did these two girls stand behind them silently? They didn't notice anything?
Who is standing behind this black and white mourning? Lu Xueer and Yin Lan porcelain.
Speaking of which, the news that Hong Jiuniang and Wu Yiyi eloped had already spread, and the old man and lady of Wuzhuang didn't do it, and three hundred devils poured out to arrest people. Yin Lanci and Lu Xue'er naturally ran out, they saw Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang from a distance, and they wanted to come over to scare their son, but they didn't expect to kill the two old men in the middle of the way, what did they say without doing anything? Are they demons?!
Yin Lanci asked Lu Xue'er, "Which one do you want?" Fat or skinny? â
Lu Xue'er touched her chin and looked at it, and just wanted to pick one, she heard a voice behind her, "What are you doing?" â
Yin Lanci and Lu Xue'er were stunned for a moment, and when they turned around, they saw Lu Tianhan standing behind them.
Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang squinted--yo-hehe.
Yin Lanci and Lu Xue'er blinked and looked at Lu Tianhan, and then heard Bai Yutang suddenly say, "Grandpa and they said bad things about my mother." â
Black and white and lost his eyelids.
Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang - come to this trick?!
Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows - who told them to find a smoke?
Lu Xue'er pulled Yin Lanci to silently take two steps back, leaving the black and white mourning to Lu Tianhan.
Lu Tianhan looked at the two.
When the two opened their mouths, they felt that the cold was surging their internal strength, and the handsome old man in front of them was so terrifying......
Lu Tianhan's eyes were cold, "Dare to say that my daughter?!" â
Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang silently lit a wax for the two of them in their hearts, and said in their hearts, the coffin fee has been saved, so it is better to go three miles away and bury yourself yourself.
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Halfway up the hill in the distance, Tianzun looked in the direction of the official road and asked Yin Hou, "Who is Lao Lu beating?" It's like stepping on insects, and it's almost stuffing. â
Yin Hou tilted his head, and suddenly seemed to think of something, "Speaking of which, that day Lao Feng said that after the news of Jiu Niang's marriage and the sick bag spread, those wrongdoers were ready to come to the door to seek revenge."