Chapter 150: I Never Expected
Ma Yishan and the others were all taken aback, they couldn't imagine that he was so afraid of his wife.
But then I figured it out, he was a monk.
I saw Leshan climb fast, and suddenly hid behind a big tree.
I saw a lightning bolt in the sky, and the tree flew out of the sky at once!
The tree spun and flew into the distance and fell, and Leshan behind the tree saw that there was nothing to hide, so he had to stand up in embarrassment.
Everyone saw a celestial maiden dressed in white silk flying down from the sky, and the fragrance was everywhere.
Le Yan sniffed intoxicated and said, "Wow! Isn't it true that all the people in heaven are so fragrant! Then I'm going to be an immortal too! ”
Li Lexian sighed and said, "You break the vows every day, it's impossible to cultivate to become an immortal!" ”
Le Yan didn't mind and said, "Then I can do good deeds!" Didn't you teach us that if a person can't ascend in the world by cultivation alone, he can still become an immortal by doing more good deeds? ”
Ma Yishan said: "Yes! My grandfather said that as long as a person can do enough 3,000 thousand good deeds while he is alive, he can become an immortal! ”
Huang Yanhong stroked her beard and said, "Ha Luha, then we have done more than 3,000 good deeds!" It's just our lifespan......"
As ghosts, they do good deeds every day, but their lifespan is a bit long, and they don't know if they will have to live for another 10 million years before they die.
Ma Yishan patted them on the shoulder and said, "Ha Luha, when I die in a few decades, I will go up and live first!" And then in a thousand years you will not be too late to come up again! ”
Guo Weixian said with a dissatisfied face: "At that time, don't we all have to call you grandfather?" ”
Li Lexian said: "That's not it, your 10,000 years in the earth is a day in the world, and a year in the world is a day in the heavenly realm!" In other words, Brother Ma may go later than you! ”
Zhao Jing touched his hand and said, "Then according to the Dao Chief, then the lifespan of our ghosts in the yang world is actually not very long?" ”
Le Yan leaned on Le Zhi's ear and said, "Running back and forth between the underworld and the yang all day long like them, will it be time disordered?" ”
Lezhi shook his head in confusion.
At this time, the huge and beautiful goddess flew down and grabbed Leshan's collar, and fell half to death with a fall on his back.
Then everyone saw a super beautiful fairy lift her jade feet and step on Leshan's body!
Leshan lay on the ground and called her aunt.
The fairy scolded him while beating him.
"You thousand-knife killer! Kill a thousand knives! I've been looking for you for over a thousand years! You're hiding from me! I'm so sad and so sad! ”
Leshan has been beaten to the point of vomiting blood.
"Help! Who will save me! ”
Lee Le-hyun went over to stop the fairy's atrocity. When the fairy saw that he had been punished, she gave up.
Everyone looked at the fairy's body, and the white light she emitted made people feel as if they were in a dream.
Ma Yishan came over and said, "Master! You are a Buddhist, and your girlfriend has become an immortal, which means that she cultivated well in her previous life! You should be happy! ”
Leshan couldn't stand up steadily, and just wanted to help someone, but was kicked out of the mountain by the fairy.
When they saw him fall to the ground and did not move, they thought he had been killed.
Le Yan said: "It's so pitiful! It turns out that falling in love is such a terrible thing! ”
That heavenly girl doesn't need to ask that it must be the fox spirit who pursued Leshan in the previous life, she didn't know that the monk was forbidden to fall in love, she only had feelings for him in her heart.
Li Lexian said: "Then this fairy comrade! You ......"
As soon as I heard him say two words, comrade. Ma Yishan and Le Yan both laughed loudly, as if they had heard a century-old joke.
That day the woman said, "Who are you?" ”
His voice was very good, and Le Yan smiled when he heard it.
Li Lexian said: "We ......" He glanced at Leshan, who was lying on the ground and had not yet gotten up, "We only met Master Leshan today!" We just came out to make soy sauce! ”
That day, the girl was very disgusted with the monk, but she was as close to the Taoist priest as a Taoist friend, so she did not express her disgust with Li Lexian and them.
That day, the woman's eyes looked at Li Lexian's face, "Huh? Aren't you the apprentice of that alcoholic real man? I heard that you also abandoned your girlfriend in the Demon Realm, right? ”
Everyone saw that the girl suddenly began to get angry again, and saw that she raised the jade hand, as if she wanted to teach Li Lexian a negative person immediately.
Li Lexian said fearlessly: "I don't bother you to worry about my ex-girlfriend's affairs!" ”
Ma Yishan shouted: "Brother Li! You've got a kind! I'm sticking with you! ”
It wasn't a good day for a woman. Because no matter how you say it, it's also someone else's business, she said, "Aren't you cultivators who can become immortals by doing good deeds?" Why should you abandon your lover for the sake of cultivation? ”
Li Lexian went over to help Leshan and said to her: "My situation is a little different from yours. You were abandoned by your boyfriend, and I saw my girlfriend knock the master off the cliff with my own eyes! ”
That day, the woman's eyebrows raised and she exhaled, "That's a very sad thing indeed. If you stay with your girlfriend while your master's bones are still cold, then you really can't live with the teacher who raised you! This murderous revenge is indeed a big obstacle. ”
If a man's girlfriend kills his master, you should be with her again. That would be inhumane.
Girlfriends are common, but masters don't always have.
If you ignore the master's decades of nurturing grace, then you will become a street rat in the monastic world.
Having a beautiful love affair with an enemy who killed his father and teacher is very cruel, and even a ghost doesn't dare.
Li Lexian said: "If I am with her every day, as soon as I see her face, I will think of my master who died tragically at her hands, how do you tell me to continue to be a great sinner?" ”
That day, the woman bowed her head and said, "I'm going to take my boyfriend anyway." ”
After she finished speaking, she reached over and grabbed Leshan's collar, and at this time, everyone saw that Leshan's face was swollen to the point that it was not human.
Li Lexian knew that now Leshan must regret meeting her, Li Lexian said: "You are happy with him, but why does he want to cultivate to become a Buddha?" It's just to go out of the way to purify sentient beings! It's cheaper for you, but for all sentient beings, there's one less good teacher! And people are monks, you are a crime to do this! ”
That day, the woman's outstretched hand stopped, she trembled a few times, and said, "Tell me, am I not good enough, that's why you refuse to ask me!" ”
Leshan's swollen face was like a pig's head, and he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I can't fall in love!" I'm a monk! You're a goblin! Now you're a goddess! I'm still a monk! I will always be a monk! ”
The girl sighed, turned around, and was about to fly up to the sky, her clothes fluttering, "Okay! Our fate ends today, I know that it is not right for me to do this, please take care of our offspring! ”
After she finished speaking, she flew into the sky and disappeared.
Everyone was so surprised that they couldn't come back to their senses for a long time.
Leshan didn't expect the matter to be solved so simply, but he suddenly shouted, "What? She actually has my flesh and blood?!!! ”
Ma Yishan and Le Yan both came over and said to him, congratulations.
Leshan's expression at this time was as if he was about to be beheaded, and he cried.
And they began to exhort him to mourn.
Leshan seemed to be a few decades old all of a sudden, he sat down, his current cultivation would not have any words such as injury, illness or misfortune in his life, and the wound on his face slowly healed on its own after a few minutes.
His more than 1,000 years of profound meditation skills are unmatched today, and he did not make a move, but only out of respect for women.
He raised his eyes to look at the sky, and everyone was afraid that he was going to settle down again, so they hurriedly came over to ask him something.
Leshan smiled and said, "Now my karma has disappeared a lot!" It's just that there is one more offspring to take care of! ”
Le Yan was not so optimistic, she came over and said, "How many years have you been in the Dingding?" ”
Leshan said: "Didn't I just say it? More than a thousand years! ”
Le Yan folded his fingers and calculated: "A little boy born a thousand or hundreds of years ago, if he goes out to find someone to marry after 20 years, then there will be one more generation every 20 years, and you have been in the mountains for a thousand or hundreds of years, and now your descendants have 65 generations!" ”
Leshan's face turned white when he heard this.
Le Yan continued: "If it is according to the ancient times when men got married when they were about 16 years old, I estimate that there are now more than 100 generations of descendants! Do you think there will be a million? You are a monk with no money, no car, no house, no ID card, no temporary residence permit, what do you rely on to support or take care of so many of your offspring? ”
Before she finished speaking, Leshan was immediately frightened by herself and fainted. (To be continued......)