Looking at the photo, a knowing smile appeared on the face of the heart of light and darkness: "The four monsters of Jinghua, it's time to get together!" ”

The so-called "Jinghua Four Monsters." It is the title given by Jinghua students to the four major figures in the university, and their status is equivalent to the "four masters" in martial arts novels.

And I think it's even more that these four monsters are still roommates in the same bedroom!

Boss: Shangguan Feng, the monster is violent!

Second: , Sandman!

The third: Mu Tusu, drunkard!

Fourth: Happy steps, demons!

On the other hand, it's a demon and a monster!

Shangguan Feng, the eldest in the dormitory, a tall and fierce young man with a strong body and a fierce physique, plus a height of 1.96 meters, should be the main player of the basketball team of the Institute of Physical Education.

What's more, during a probationary class in their sophomore year, a psychology tutor took them to a psychiatric nursing home, where they could observe and practice how to counsel a patient with mental illness.

At that time, the sanatorium arranged for a patient with an extremely violent tendency, a 30-year-old who used to be a sanda player.

After the instructor introduced the patient's experience, he asked the trainee to go into the counseling room to communicate with the patient, but without exception, all failed, and the patient fell into an extremely anxious mood.

Just as the instructor pondered the decision to suspend the apprenticeship, Shangguan Feng stepped forward and took the initiative to communicate with the patient.

Under the eyes of everyone, Shangguan Feng walked into the evacuation room, closed the door, and used the chair in the evacuation room to press against the doorknob, jamming the doorknob.

The people waiting outside the evacuation room didn't know what Shangguan Feng was doing inside, they could only hear a burst of scolding and shouting inside, accompanied by a dull collision sound, and after a while, he saw him walking out of it in a slightly messy clothes, and his forehead was slightly sweaty.

Afterwards, the nursing home conducted a comprehensive psychological evaluation of the patient, and it was surprising to find that the patient with an extremely violent tendency had miraculously changed, and was full of disgust and rejection of violent force!

In other words, he recovered!

For a long time, Shangguan Feng was secretive about his treatment process, and he knew that there was a class dinner in Ludao, and the drunk Shangguan Feng couldn't stand the inquiries of his classmates before telling the truth at that time.

"Emotional communication, psychological suggestion and other things, it's all bullshit! What is the most feared thing about the tyrannical maniac, is that there are people who are more violent than him! Shangguan Feng burped and shouted, "So what is the most effective?" Hiccup......"

Shangguan Feng burped, stretched out the text of the casserole-sized fist and shouted: "Fist! Fists are the most effective! It hurts him! I'm scared! Naturally, he will listen to you! ”

A few hours later, Shangguan Feng's remarks swept the entire Jinghua campus, and he was also named the title of a violent man, and after that, the psychology tutor saw him and stayed away, as if he was afraid that he would be violent and powerful.

If that's the end of it, it's not "weird" yet.

Not long after Shangguan Feng's remarks were thrown, several psychiatric sanatoriums in Jinghua City sent invitations to Shangguan Feng, inviting him to give lectures and communicate with some patients with violent tendencies in an "intimate" and "barrier-free" manner, and Shangguan Feng happily went. …,

Almost everyone waited to see his jokes, but to their surprise, this guy didn't know what kind of magic he used, but all the patients he treated recovered without exception!

What's even more amazing is that many doctors in nursing homes have seen the miraculous effect of this "countering violence with violence" and rushed to imitate it, but the result not only failed to cure the patient, but made the patient even more violent!

Everyone can't figure it out, even some masters of psychology can't tell what the reason is, the same is to fight violence with violence, for what Shangguan Feng has tried repeatedly, and other people, even a psychology master who has been immersed in psychology for many years, can not successfully use the "violence to counter violence" to complete the guidance of patients, so some people in the psychology community call this kind of elegant and weird psychotherapy "peak therapy". And because this theory of countering violence with violence is so crazy, it is also called "mad therapy".

Since then, Shangguan Feng has risen from a violent man to a "violent monster," the so-called "strange", "non-human!"

,The second oldest in the dormitory,A history student and Internet writer whose behavior is completely inconsistent with the name,Usually not obvious,Every day is always a dormitory、Canteen、Classroom、Library,Four points and one line,Never changed,Everyone's first impression of one is one、House! And the second impression is that he is very sleepy!

Anyone who pays attention to it will find that he can sleep soundly no matter when, where and under what circumstances.

The first to notice this was happiness.

Once I went to the cafeteria to eat in the morning, I was happy and responsible for today's breakfast buying task, so I went to the counter to line up together.

At that time, there were a lot of people, and Happy and Separate were lined up in two teams, and the occupants were lined up, so that as long as one person got in line first, then the other person could go up and get breakfast together.

After waiting in line for three minutes, it was finally Happy's turn, Happy immediately shouted, but shouted a few times, still didn't come, Happy turned his head strangely and looked at it, and was dumbfounded, it was actually standing next to the pillar of the beam, with the pillar on his head, his eyes closed, and he fell asleep!

Sometimes, a few brothers wander on the street, and the most worrying thing for everyone is not that they will lose their things, but that they will lose them! Because he walked, he couldn't tell where to lean and fall asleep!

So every time you go out on the street, there are people who are in charge of it.

If that's all it takes, then at most it's just a "sleeping god", and it's still far from a "demon".

What really gave him the name "Devil" was in a history class.

At that time, the tutor of the history class was telling the history of Wu Zhou's usurpation of the Tang Dynasty, and when the class was about to end, there was a snoring sound from below, and the tutor was angry!

Originally, in college classrooms, some tutors turned a blind eye to students who slept on their desks, anyway, the students' grades did not have any impact on the tutors at all, but the tutors also had a bottom line, that is, they could not disturb the classroom order, and this snoring just shattered the originally harmonious classroom!

At that time, several leaders of the college happened to be listening to the lecture in the corner of Jiaobao, and the tutor suddenly felt a big loss of face, and angrily looked for the source of the snoring sound, and immediately found that he was sitting in the first row, supporting his chin with his hand, with a sound face!

This thing, sleeping in class, is still blatantly sitting in the first row?!

The tutor angrily stepped forward, slapped the table, shouted at him, and asked him to repeat everything he had said.

In fact, even if you are a serious student, it is difficult to repeat everything the teacher said in a class, let alone a person who has not listened to the class at all. …,

But the performance shocked everyone.

In the hazy eyes and in the confused voice, he retold every word and every word of the tutor from the beginning of entering the classroom word for word, and even some occasional subconscious tone words were not omitted, which suddenly shocked everyone present!

The tutor was even more dumbfounded, and after a long time, he finally held back a sentence: "Your sleeping realm has reached the state of enchantment!" ”

So, the name of the Sandman began!

Mu Tusu, the third in the dormitory, is a short and obese fat man. His fame is probably the most dramatic among his brothers.

After each year's new student admission, each college will hold an orientation party, and the party activities are mainly signed up by the new students themselves, as a freshman in the Chinese department, Mu Tusu naturally also signed up, the program name: poetry recitation.

At that time, a group of brothers in the dormitory all came to cheer.

Compared with other colleges, the orientation party of the Chinese department seems to be somewhat modest, most of them are singing, occasionally a few dancing, as for the sketch, there is no at all, after all, the admission time is limited, there is no time to rehearse.

When it was Mu Tusu's turn to set sail for writing, it was already the end of the party, and many people were already bored and ready to leave.

As a result, with a hint of stammering, Mu Tusu recited Brother Li Bai's "Will Enter the Wine".

"Jun ...... Don't you see the water of the Yellow Spring coming up from the sky, ......" Because of nervousness, Mu Tusu's first sentence collapsed directly, and the entire party scene was in an uproar, and Ha Lu laughed.

Some people even whistled and coaxed: "Dude, you are so talented!" Are you going to read your own adaptation of "Will Enter the Wine"? Talented! So talented! ”

Mu Tusu's face suddenly turned red, and he shrank his head and ran down.

Just when everyone thought that he had lost face and slipped away, Mu Tusu walked up with a gourd.

"Wow! Even prepared props? Do you want to transform into a gourd baby? Everyone saw it, it was suddenly fresh, and under the surprised gaze of everyone, Mu Tusu opened the gourd, and suddenly the aroma of white wine spread from the gourd.

"I'm rubbing! It turned out to be wine? That's a wine gourd! ”

"What does he want to do? Do you want to drink it? A girl covered her mouth and said, "Look at the gourd, this wine must be at least two or three catties, right?!"

I really let this girl say it! In front of everyone's eyes, Mu Tusu directly picked up the wine jar, craned his neck, and poured the wine into his mouth in one go.

"Wow!"

"Brother, you're a cow!"

The audience immediately applauded, they never expected that after the most boring party, they would see such a different kind of praise.

The scene suddenly became lively.

Just when the host felt something was wrong and stepped forward to stop it, Mu Tusu waved his hand proudly, and the wine jar immediately fell to the ground and smashed it, and then, a heroic and vicissitudes of sound exploded directly in everyone's ears through the microphone.

"You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns!"

With jī anger and vicissitudes in the heroic, Li Bai's "Will Enter the Wine" was vividly interpreted by Mu Tusu, and after the end, everyone held their breath, immersed in this ancient poem that has been recited for thousands of years, and couldn't extricate themselves for a long time!

I don't know how long later, a snoring sound came from the stereo, and everyone came back to their senses, and then they cried and laughed to find that Namu Tusu had fallen to the ground and fell asleep at some point!

Since then, Mutusu has been called the "Wine Fairy". …,

However, this nickname followed him for only a week, and then it was banned by everyone!

A week later, in a poetry appreciation class, the tutor talked about the wine order in the poem, the most famous wine order in history is Wang Youjun's "Lanting Collection Preface" mentioned in the Qushui Liuten, and then regretfully said that there is no wine now, if there is, then you can now come to engage in a wine order activity.

Just as the mentor looked regretful, a wine gourd floated directly in front of his eyes.

"Teacher, don't worry, I've got wine here!" Mu Tusu said with a smile on his face.

Mentor: "...... Exceptional"

After two classes, the students who were about to enter this classroom were puzzled to find that those students who had taken the poetry appreciation class had not come out.

When the bell rang, the people who couldn't wait pushed open the door of the classroom.

At the moment when the door was pushed open, an irresistible aroma of wine rushed from inside the door, and the rich aroma of wine directly made several people who didn't drink a drop of alcohol feel dizzy, and what shocked everyone even more was that more than 30 students who were originally in the poetry appreciation class were all lying on the table and shouting.

Mu Tusu sat on the desk, holding a wine gourd, and poured wine into his mouth with a leisurely face......

Mu Tusu directly overthrew the whole class by himself!

At a dinner table, when a colleague asked the tutor who appreciated poetry about the situation, the tutor took advantage of the wine and said with emotion: "Nima, what a cheat! That kid's gourd was filled with a strong liquor with a concentration of up to 68 degrees! It's a shame that the kid drank most of it alone! That kid is a drunken demon! ”

After this battle, Mu Tusu successfully completed his gorgeous transformation from "wine fairy" to "drunkard".

As for Bu Xingxing, not to mention, he is the fourth oldest in the bedroom, and he is probably the most popular figure among the four monsters!

With the title of the top student in the national college entrance examination, before he was happy to choose a school, he almost bowed to a group fight between the leaders of Huaxia colleges and universities.

When the happy results came out, the Huaxia education system suddenly went crazy! Full marks for Chinese! Full marks for English! Full marks in math! Five points will be deducted from the comprehensive system! Step Happy made everyone crazy with a score that was only five points away from the perfect score in the whole subject.

If it weren't for the 20 extra points for the second place, the difference between the total score of the happy and the second place would be 35 points!

For a time, there was a turmoil in the Chinese education system, and more than a dozen well-known colleges and universities in China threw an olive branch to Happy and proposed a lot of scholarships to attract happiness.

Today you said 50,000, tomorrow I will mention 80,000, and at the end of the day, I actually raised the happy entrance scholarship to 500,000!

Seeing this situation, the Ministry of Education of the People's Republic of China couldn't sit still, and immediately recruited a national symposium of college presidents and began to discuss solutions.

Before anyone arrives, the wind does not rise! This kind of demonic performance suddenly made everyone secretly stutter.

So, before Happy entered the school, he had already been turned into a demon by everyone!

Fourth! I always believe that in the name of demons, you will be the most dazzling wherever you go! Looking at the happiness with a faint smile in the photo, Zhang Yaoyang said softly.

"Even if you make steamed buns, you will definitely be the most dazzling one!"

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