Ask who in the world is worry-free, only the gods are at ease.

Daluo immortals dwell in Da Luotian, immortal and immortal, fairyland bliss without sorrow, red dust mortals live in the earth, life and death are endless, gain and loss bitterness and happiness are intertwined, for immortals, the world's fame and fortune are glorious and rich, in the long river of time, but in the blink of an eye, only the ascension of the purple mansion to the immortal class, is the eternal pursuit.

In other words, there is no escape from the fate of death, but people are always reluctant to face this dark truth, they prefer to believe that people can actually live forever, but they have not yet found that way, or rather, they have not yet eaten those elixirs!

So from ancient times to the present, from reality to mythology, whether it is Qin Shi Huang or Sun Wukong, or Huang Ye, who is now standing there with a big pair of scissors pruning flowers and plants, they all aspire to live forever.

Therefore, Qin Shi Huang sent the priest Xu Fu to the sea to find the immortals on the immortal mountains of Penglai and Yingzhou, just to find the elixir of life; There are also Sun Wukong who is also afraid of death and finally went to sea to find the Bodhi Patriarch, he didn't want to make a fuss about the sky and the west to learn scriptures or anything, just to seek the art of immortality.

and the current Huang Ye, when he asked Miao Servant if he brought him good news, and Miao Servant replied "Yes, Huang Ye", the hand holding the big scissors trembled violently, and he almost burst into tears...... Is his dream of immortality really going to come true?

So Huang Ye couldn't take care of those flowers and plants, threw the big scissors casually, and then pretended to be calm and came to the stone chair and sat down, secretly took a deep breath to calm himself down, and then looked at Miao Servant and said, "There is really good news?" ”

"Yes, Master Huang." Miao said again. I thought to myself, didn't I answer this question just now? In his impression, it is impossible for Huang Ye to ask the same question twice, is it ...... Does he have Alzheimer's disease?

Well, it's not too young, it's time to get it!

"Good, good, good!" Huang Ye took a deep breath and said three "good" words in a row, he had forgotten how long it had been since he had been so nervous as he was now, "Tell me your good news." ”

"Yes, Master Huang." Miao servant said, "I went back to Miao Jiang to see our village master, and our village master said that if you want to live forever, in addition to the method of the immortality pill left over from ancient times, there is another way, but this method is ...... The same is not too easy. ”

"Isn't it too easy?" Huang Ye's face still had a hint of excitement, "Why isn't it too easy?" ”

He is not afraid of the difficult way, but he is afraid of the impossible! If immortality were that easy, there would be no dead in this world.

"Huang Ye is a person who practices martial arts, so he should know that there is a realm of 'returning to the basics' in cultivating internal strength, right?" Miao Fu said, "People who have reached this level can be one with nature and can walk against the wind...... Naturally, there is immortality. ”

The smile on Huang Ye's face instantly froze, and he said in a somewhat calm tone at the moment: "Miao Servant, I hope you are joking with me!" ”

Not to mention this statement, he already knew, and the realm of "returning to the basics" is a legend at all, and it is conveyed that this realm can not be achieved by any effort and wisdom, but needs the favor of God.

Does the heavens favor you? Huang Ye touched his heart to the sky and asked himself, and then found out very sadly...... He thinks too much!

"Master Huang, don't dare." Miao Servant's body trembled slightly, his face was panicked, he knew that this old man was already angry.

"Don't dare?" Huang Ye sneered, "You really don't dare? "He's ready to make a move, to teach this guy who doesn't know how to live or die a lesson, and let him know what will happen if he fools him.

"I really don't dare!" Miao Fu said with trepidation, "Although I can't practice the Immortal Pill due to the constraints of the conditions, and I can't find any medicine that can replace the liver of a three-year-old child living in the breath of dragon qi, I have found a way to allow Huang Ye to enter the legendary realm of 'returning to the basics'." ”

"Did you really find that way?" Huang Ye asked, the terrifying murderous aura emanating from his body had already subsided a little.

"Yes, Master Huang." Miao said, "It's just that it's still the same sentence, it's not too easy." ”

"Say!"

……

After Xiao Qing said that he was defeated by your shamelessness, Wang Zi was very hurt, when did he lose his face? What he loves most is his face, if it weren't for the fact that this face is really too good-looking, where would so many women come from? If he looked like Yang Guifei, there would not be so many girls who liked him at all.

Thank God for giving me a chance to be reborn and giving me such a good skin!

When Xiao Qing said this, there was a sly smile in his eyes, and then asked, "You almost hung up some time ago, because you ate the ghost pill?" ”

"yes, I've eaten the ghost pill." Wang Zi said angrily, "That Onimaru was given to me by the No. 1 chief, and it should be Onimaru Zero." ”

Xiao Qing looked at Wang Zi's still somewhat immature face very seriously, hesitated, and then asked, "Then you...... Why nothing at all? It doesn't seem like anything has changed on your face? ”

Speaking of Xiao Qing's depression in his heart, why is he still alive after eating Onimaru No. 0, not to mention that his face has not changed at all, but she is several years older when she eats the latest Onimaru No. 2, which is inevitably too unfair, right?

"I really want to know?" Wang Zi said, with a very faint sneer on the corner of his mouth. He naturally knew why Xiao Qing was eager to know the answer to this question, and looking at her now, he knew that she had a disease called "Ghost Pill Sequelae".

So Wang Zidu wanted to point at Xiao Qing's nose and laughed: "Let you eat ghost pills to kill me, you deserve it!" ”

Xiao Qing's eyes were full of hope, and while swallowing his saliva at the moment, the head nodded wildly like a chicken pecking rice and said, "Yes." ”

"Because I'm a good person." Wang Zi said with a holy face.

"......" There were more cracks on Xiao Qing's face, and she said coldly: "You sit by yourself for a while, and I'll go wash off the layer of pearl powder on my face." ”

Because of taking the ghost pill, Xiao Qing is several years old, and the white hair on her head is a little easier to deal with, just dye it black, but the "traces of time" on that face are not easy to erase, so Xiao Qing has exhausted all methods in the past two days, just to eliminate those wrinkles on her face, no, now her face is still smeared with a layer of sky-high pearl powder.

And it is precisely because of this layer of pearl powder that Wang Zi covers his face from time to time and looks like he can't bear to look at it directly, so Xiao Qing is so hateful that she can't wait to bite Wang Zi hard a few bites to relieve her hatred.

"Aunt Xiao, you're busy with you, I'll go back first if I have something to do." Wang Zi stood up and said, his eyes really didn't have the courage to look at Xiao Qing's face full of art.

"Wait for me, I still have something." Xiao Qing said in an unkind tone, "Otherwise, I'll go to your father and say that you are rude to me!" ”

"My dad won't believe it." Wang Zi sneered, "He knows that my vision is not so bad!" ”

“…… I still have something to say! Xiao Qing almost ran away. Lao Tzu is blind, and his son also has no eyes, otherwise how could he not find her beauty?

Wang Zi smiled, but at the same time, the mobile phone in his pocket rang, and he said immediately: "Aunt Xiao, you are free, I'll answer the phone." ”

"This is my home!" Xiao Qing said hatefully, and then turned around and left, she was afraid that if she stayed, there would be a death case here.

Wang Zi walked to the window and picked up the cheerful mobile phone, but it was an unfamiliar number when he came in, and he picked it up immediately: "Which one?" ”

"I'm the Eastern Moon." Dongfang Youyue on the other end of the phone said straight to the point. There is a sense of arrogance and arrogance in the tone, and there is no one in the eyes, and there is a taste of being straightforward and straightforward, and it does not hide its edge at all.

"This woman is so proud, almost like her sister Oriental Whisper."

Wang Zi secretly commented in his heart, and then smiled: "It turned out to be my sister-in-law......"

"I'm not your sister-in-law." Dongfang Youyue said in a very calm tone.

"Call first, if I'm not mistaken, the day after tomorrow is the wedding date, right?" Wang Zi said with a smile.

The subtext is that I don't have a cold to Shangguan Yan at all, so I really don't know when he will get married. During this time, the Shangguan family was busy handling Shangguan Yan's marriage, and Wang Zi, the so-called younger brother, was very idle, because everyone knew that he was not compatible with Shangguan Daoxue's family, and who knew if it would be bad for him to come over to help, so he didn't say hello.

Of course, even if they say hello, Wang Zi will just find someone to refuse.

"I wonder what my sister-in-law is looking for me?" Wang Zi said with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, "If I need to do anything about the wedding, I will try my best to do it." ”

In other words, don't bother me about anything else.

Wang Zi knew that Dongfang Youyue, a demon whose IQ was almost equal to him, would definitely be able to hear the meaning of his words.

After a period of silence on the other end of the phone, Dongfang Youyue said lightly: "This wedding has been canceled, my grandfather has already gone to talk to the old man Shangguan, the marriage between the Dongfang family and the Shangguan family has been canceled, and it will not be mentioned again, it will not be long before this matter will spread throughout Yanjing City." ”

"It's a shame." Wang Zi said regretfully, "You and my cousin Shangguan Yan are a match made in heaven, how could it be canceled?" ”

"Because your cousin was thrown into the devil's cave by you, even if he had the opportunity to come out, he would be crippled." Dongfang Youyue said lightly.

So Wang Zi blushed decisively, and had a feeling that he had been violently torn off his clothes and then stood in front of Dongfang Youyue naked.