Chapter 5 Dozens of tricks

When Boss Zhou hurried here, he happened to hear Gou Shao shouting at him, and hurriedly separated the crowd of onlookers and walked into the private room, and said repeatedly: "Oops! Da Shao, what's wrong with you? Hurry up, call the doctor over to ...... immediately" "You don't have to fucking come to this set, surnamed Zhou, you listen to me, call all your subordinates over immediately, and kill this pair of dogs and men for me, or I will tell my father that your hotel will be sealed tomorrow!" Liu Dashao gritted his teeth and said.

Zhou Erkang trembled in his heart when he heard this, and felt that his legs were a little weak, he knew that the dog was not scaring him, and he sealed the hotel in one sentence, and the dog was completely doable, not because of anything else, they have too many things to see here, even if it is not pornographic, just opening an underground casino is enough for him to drink a pot, although the wealth, gifts and financial gifts that have been given have been innumerable, but for those officials, constantly finding fault is the best shortcut to get rich, not to mention, he is also secretly hiding drugs and selling drugs, which must be investigated…… Zhou Erkang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said to Liu Yanping: "Don't worry, don't worry, wrap it on me."

Then he turned to face everyone, "I'm sorry everyone, it's the responsibility of our hotel to not be able to make everyone happy today, we will definitely prepare well another day, make a special trip to apologize to you, please atone for your sins, or come here today?" Lao Zhao, arrange for all friends to go downstairs. ”

A thin middle-aged man beside him said "yes", and arranged for his employees to let them go, after this toss, the corridor was already crowded with people, they didn't give way, no one wanted to go out, Jiang Ming was very knowledgeable, and felt that the joke was almost here, so he pulled Xiaoqin and the little beauty and walked out with his head down, and the middle-aged man known as Lao Zhao stretched out his hand, "I'm sorry, three, you can't go yet!" Wait until your business is settled. Jiang Ming was stunned for a moment and pretended to be confused: "Things? No, we have nothing to do, the meal has been eaten, and we have to settle the bill to find him......" he said, pointing to the dog with a blue nose and swollen face.

Lao Zhao was angry and laughed, he has been mixed up in ** for many years, I have never seen such a thick-skinned and faceless face, I am afraid that I can think of it with one foot and not say some kind words when I am surrounded by so many people, and I want to leave, how can he leave alive without leaving some parts on his body in such a situation, Su Xiaoqin and that little cutie suddenly turned pale when they heard this, it is obvious that they are clearing the field, and what will they do after clearing the field, I am afraid that they can think of it with one foot, and suddenly the hearts of the two women tightened, it seems that they are ...... today They ......, thinking of this, the two women also regretted it, regretting that they shouldn't have made a big deal out of it, so that it can't end now, and disaster is coming. Jiang Ming may be very capable of fighting, but can he beat one more person to win against these dozens of young and strong gangsters in the underworld? How is it possible, not to mention that there are still these two burdens, and then look at Jiang Ming still looking like a hanger, the two of them are really angry and hateful, when is this, you can't be serious, even if you apologize, say a kind word or something, people may still be able to listen to it, even if you don't listen, when they beat you...... You might be able to get started!

Jiang Ming's toes don't have the heart to think about so many things, he has always thought that the feet are used to walk or kick people or kick Chinese football team players, not to think about things. Jiang Ming's heart is also a little drumming, to be honest, if he is alone now, he will not worry at all, he can still run if he can't beat it, this is called the enemy advances and I retreat, and the enemy beats me and I run, the problem is that there are still two girls, one is a pure and beautiful beauty at the same table who he has liked for a long time and has not dared to confess, and the other is ...... Be...... I don't know each other at all, and now everyone's situation is obvious, if you want to go, go together, otherwise no one can go, this is not something that Jiang Ming and the two of them are willing or not, but something that the other party is willing to do, to be honest, now it's just to let Jiang Ming go by himself, he can't leave these two girls alone, although the matter is caused because of them, without them there would not be so many things, don't look at him on the surface, in fact, the heart is extremely heavy, and it is also very important, and it is also very merciful to take a bath, ah no, is pity for the fragrance and cherish the jade! Where do you want to go......

At this time, the "comrades-in-arms" who were eating together had almost slipped away, Jiang Ming gritted his teeth and scolded in his heart: It's really not righteous enough, you can't plead for me, maybe the dog will let the three of us go as soon as his heart softens, and those people are also like mirrors in their hearts, working against the mayor's son, isn't that sick? Aren't you looking for death? It's all your own doing, it's none of our business, we're going to plead for you, maybe we won't be able to leave, and besides, it's not that we don't want to stay, it's really—we're afraid of splashing blood!

Li Jun looked at Jiang Ming reluctantly, just like looking at the old lover who was about to separate, looking like he wanted to leave but didn't want to go, but he couldn't help but go, although he was very worried about his good friend, but he really didn't dare to offend Liu Dashao, he was a good person, but he had a weak personality, a little like to be inflammatory, a little unrighteous, and in addition, there were almost no shortcomings, no wonder he, human nature, he was already much stronger than those who quickly slipped away and avoided him, This is the so-called 50 steps and 100 steps of laughter!

Jiang Ming looked at his uncomfortable appearance, and wanted to be angry and laugh, "Let's go, let's go, if you're lucky tomorrow, you'll be alive and well!" Li Jun wanted to say in his heart, I was afraid that you would be unlucky, but he didn't dare to say it, so he had to comfort Jiang Ming: "Then I'll go, I'll buy something tomorrow and go to the hospital to see your ......."

Jiang Ming gritted his teeth angrily and said in his heart, do you have such a good friend? And say come and see me tomorrow, you can't ——...... Come and see me today, but he still has to say something nice on the surface: "Don't look at me, let's visit the dog in the hospital tomorrow!"

Liu Dashao was almost mad, "Get out, get out right away, roll as far as you want, tomorrow you buy something, go to the morgue of the hospital, go to see the last side of your good friend, say goodbye to the body, and send him off!" ……”

Jiang Ming was so angry that he wanted to kick him to death, but there were several security guards standing in front of him, so it was very difficult to kick him to death, so he turned his head to Li Jun and said, "Let's go, hurry up, don't stand here and be embarrassed!"

Now he doesn't care what Li Jun says, just as he is a living person who is about to die, he still reluctantly says: "Then I'm leaving!" Then he glanced affectionately at his good friend (at least he thought it was the last glance), slowly turned away, and there were two little security guards next to him hugging each other, hugging their heads and crying, "It's so sensational!" "Yes! I was so moved that I couldn't extricate myself and couldn't control it...... "Dog Shaodu was about to go crazy, and kicked these two people out of the way one by one," "Bastard, rabbit cub $£&$&@#......" He couldn't bear to scold them, then turned his head and stared at Jiang Ming: "Say, grandson, how do you plan to die, let's listen to your opinion as a reference!"

Jiang Ming looked around, only to see that there were people inside and outside the house, in all directions, obviously, Boss Zhou listened to few dogs, and these subordinates of Boss Zhou obviously obeyed Boss Zhou, most of these people are not good, many of them are from the underworld "job-hopping", and some even came here directly after being released from prison, it is not too much to say that this is a den of thieves, none of these people spoke, one by one their eyes were round, their eyes were fierce, their eyebrows were crossed, and they were staring at each other. Fiercely glared at Jiang Ming and the two girls, these people obviously had a relatively good black and astringent "professional" education, the boss didn't speak, none of them spoke, besides, there was nothing to talk about for them at this time, they were not the protagonists of this novel, and the author needed to arrange a lot of lines for them to perform hard, they were just some tricks, when he said this, there was a trick that he didn't want to listen to, he walked to the camera very dissatisfied, and said to the camera: "Author, Come here, come here, come here. "The author is really obedient, and it's over, that person (-let's call him the dragon suit for the time being!) And he said, "Oh! Author, what do you just mean, I don't like to hear this, what is just some tricks, and ...... That's it, to tell you, we are also people, and we also have brilliant and lofty ideals, do you know Lu Dao, Stephen Chow and Wang Baoqiang are my idols and goals, they started from the dragon set, to tell you, I will be a superstar in the future, and I am an international superstar, I will win the Nobel Prize in the future, do you know Lu Dao, now doing a dragon is just a stage of my great and glorious star journey, a beginning, so (the most Lu has to make a request, this dead dragon set, see how I treat him), You have to arrange some lines for me, and it's the kind of dialogue that is long, so as to show my excellent language skills and excellent logical thinking skills,—— you know, I'm a top student who graduated from a prestigious university, and then you design some plots for me, the more exciting, the better, it's best to have exciting and intense fight scenes, to show my beautiful body and strong muscles, as well as my chic and neat skills and movements, so that after the film is broadcast, some producers will take a fancy to me, and then, I will play a supporting role, the protagonist, direct, produce, and then break into Hollywood, become an international superstar, and then I can win the Oscar and Nobel Prize, and then I will have money, and then I will ......"

The author hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I understand, I completely understand what you mean, 10,000% understand, it's really hard for you, this large paragraph of coherent lines is too slippery, I don't have what you said, really!" Okay, good boy, I'm optimistic about you, I've decided, in my novels, I'm going to reuse you, so that you have a chance to be famous, and I'm going to reuse you soon! ”

The dragon suit armor was very happy to hear this, with an extremely proud look on his face, he glanced at the ordinary dragon suits behind him, and said in his heart: "How about it, you can't do it!" Silly, eggplant, right?! You have to be able to say it, you can't say that you can't do this business, and you can't get ahead, learn it, you guys! Then he happily asked the author, "Then how are you going to reuse me?" ”

"That's the case, I'll tell you about the drama first, if you want to fight over there, wait for a while, and when we're done, you can fight again, okay? …… Okay, oh! - That's right, there are lines, yes, yes, there are a lot of your lines! - But you've finished talking just now, but it's very good, don't regret it, there's nothing to regret, there's your action scene next, and you're the main force, who called you a dragon suit, how about it, happy, right? Laugh when you're happy! Don't hold back ......" The dragon suit armor immediately cooperated: "Ha Lu Ha, I'm so happy, Xie Lu Xie author's cultivation, thanks to CCTV and MTV, I feel great, and I'm in just right shape now, how do you want me to act, leave it to me, I'm round in the back of the play, you are satisfied, it doesn't matter if I play all by myself, it doesn't matter if they have it or not" (The people in the back glared at the dragon suit together, and couldn't wait to kick him out............ )

"Good, good, yes, this scene is like this, after a while you are the first to rush up and fight the protagonist, and then the protagonist kicks you,...... It's fine, it doesn't hurt, don't worry. You're just acting in front of the camera, fake kicking! You know, he pretended to kick you, and then you rolled backwards and then you were in the air,...... Flip on your side twice, yes, it's sideways, and then then do six backflips, just in the air, you can't hit the ground, and then hit out of the window of the building, yes, fall directly from the twelfth floor, but you don't have to worry, there are protective measures below, protective pads, air cushions and everything, general (!! Please pay attention to this word! There will be no accidents, of course there are special ones, there was an actor last time,...... Forget it, let's talk about it,...... Look at what I'm doing!! I saw Long Taojia staring at him with big eyes, his mouth slightly open, and he looked like he wanted to speak and stopped......

"Oh, I see what you mean, you're trying to ask if there's a stand-in, right?" Long Taojia nodded violently and looked at the author expectantly.

"No, you are your own stand-in, because you are not a big star, so there is no stand-in, you can only do it for yourself, and the cost of finding a stand-in is too high, but if you want to shoot such a scene, you will definitely add money, you can rest assured, and insurance, disability allowance, etc., etc., completely eliminate your worries, if you die, but the general (!! Again, the word) will not die. And if you shoot this scene well, the next scene will definitely be afraid of you, it is an action scene designed for you alone, jumping down from the window on the eighth floor, yes, the eighth floor, the difficulty is a little lower than this time, but the scene is very exciting, gorgeous and spectacular, you will definitely be able to become popular after acting in that scene, and it will no longer be a trick, (voiceover: It's a dead man!) Author: Tricksters, don't be trick-or-treating! It was on the eighth floor of a burning building that was about to collapse...... The window starts to shoot there, that is, you are covered in fire in the building, run all the way, and then break the window and jump from the eighth floor, but not directly to the ground, which you can rest assured, but to fall to the roof of a small bungalow, there is a small skylight, you will smash and penetrate the skylight and then fall to the ground, but you can rest assured, the windows and glass are all special, will not break you, (voiceover: but it will break you, this fool knows how to say, author: !! And this shot is more demanding, must be a pass, because we can only burn a scene for a while, not old and strong, last time we spent a high price to invite a very famous, experienced stuntman to shoot once, the result is not very ideal, and then the stuntman lived in the intensive care unit for a month, emergency rescue twenty-eight times, the doctor said that he was fractured all over the body, has become a vegetative person, even if he wakes up, he has to lie in bed for a lifetime, but it was just an accident, this time I am optimistic about you......" said, The author affectionately put his hand on the shoulder of the "dragon suit armor" who was trembling violently, "I think your appearance, ability, temperament and potential are completely in line with that role, so I am very optimistic about you, I and the director team have decided to reshoot that scene tomorrow, as long as you perform well today and this shot is filmed, you will definitely be used tomorrow, and others will not even think about it, you are the only candidate, as long as you ...... today." Ay! Where are the people? ......" The author said and turned his head to see that the dragon suit armor had long disappeared, and there was no trace, and then looked around, only to see that everyone had the same expression: the two eyes were all circles, the forehead was full of black lines, there were beads of sweat hanging next to it, and there was a small white cloud on the head, which was full of various symbols......

The author was very angry: "This person, how can he say that he ran away, and he didn't even say hello, where did he go?" ……”

The audience said: "I have already run away, look over there, they are all out of the third ring......"

"Oh, what about this scene and tomorrow's play? This...... It's really ......" The author hurriedly circled back and forth in the room, and when he looked up, he saw a certain trick, "Hey! Long Tao B, why don't you come? ”

To say that the dragon set B is much stronger than the dragon set A, whether it is physical fitness or mental quality, as soon as he heard the author call his name, he didn't even hesitate at all, and immediately fell to the ground with convulsions all over his body, and immediately couldn't wake up, and spit white foam out of his mouth...... Two drama agents immediately ran next to him, lifted the dragon set B and threw it on the stretcher, and then lifted the stretcher and quickly ran off the field......

The author looked at it, "How did you get this?" Is...... This, this ......" looked up and said, "Hey! Either you come to ......, or you, you, you, you ......"