Chapter Forty-Four: Two Uncle Gods
Shangyang Palace, Qianyuan Palace.
There were three books in front of the Tang Dynasty Son of Heaven, and he picked them up and looked at them, and he was very puzzled in his heart.
Who is the second daughter of this Jing'an Hou, who attracted his two sons, a minister, to ask for a title.
Li Shimin was very curious and confused.
As a generation of Mingjun and his father, he didn't know which one was the right choice for Lu Dao to promise.
So he called Yuan Tiangang, that is, a famous astronomer and god stick in the dynasty and asked him to calculate whether this woman was a blessing or a curse, and it was safer to be superstitious about the fate of the Son of Heaven.
Ordinary people have to tremble when they see the magic stick, and some people capsize in the gutter because of their earth-shaking mouth. In the early years, there were rumors that "after the third generation of the Tang Dynasty, the heroine Martial King", Li Chunfeng and Yuan Tiangang both said that this matter was true, and scared him half to death.
Yuan Tiangang received the task of going to Jing'anhou to see people.
He had seen the face of a baby girl a long, long time ago, and the dragon-eyed phoenix-necked was extremely noble, wouldn't it be another one?
Yuan Tiangang also pulled his apprentice and colleague Si Tianjian Li Chunfeng over, afraid that he would lose his eyes.
Early in the morning, there was a cool breeze.
The manure delivery trucks have stopped working, and those who do small business have begun to beg for a living on the road, and all kinds of shouts have gradually risen.
They pretended to be passers-by A and B, guarding the main roads that must be passed through the Jing'an Hou Hotel, and kept looking at the people coming and going.
When the wind and rain millet came out, I saw such a situation, two white-faced uncles sat on the horizontal branches in the middle of the intersection to sell cuteness. One bows his head in contemplation and pretends to read a book, and the other pokes an ant in and out of a tree hole with a stick.
She is dressed as a small girl today, with a headscarf on her head, and a woman dressed as a man, so that she can fight. Be low-key, don't you? It's too high-profile, and I'm beaten all over the ground looking for teeth. Pretending to be low-key, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is the style of a master.
So passers-by A and B looked up and saw passers-by, and a white and tender family came over with his head held high and began to get bored.
"Old Yuan, let's make a bet, I'll bet on him to go from the left."
"Xiao Li, you must have lost this one, he went to the right!"
Wind and rain millet saw the big tree in the middle raise his feet and wanted to go to the left, "Look, he went to the left." One of the trees giggled.
They don't know that the wind and rain are high in martial arts, and they are deaf and clear-sighted, and they just heard this sentence from afar. She frowned and turned to the right again.
"Jiang is still old and spicy, Xiao Li, you are going to lose." The other holds the book and steals the joy.
Wind and rain millet turned to the left, bent to the right, and began to walk in a zigzag.
The most spurt rushed to the bottom of their tree, and walked over with both hands on the branches. With a bang, the two second-class goods almost fell off the tree!
"Hey, hey! You kid, how do you walk! Li Chunfeng jumped down from the tree and patted the ashes on his body. You can't turn left and right, do you? Can't see this tree? ”
Fengyu Mi smiled, turned around and put his hand behind his back: "I don't go left or right, I like to walk straight." You're not convinced to bite me? ”
"I'll give you the way to the immortals, you actually bite Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people!" Li Chunfeng said angrily.
"You Lu Dongbin bites a dog, I don't know what to say about you."
"You, you, you!" Li Chun was so angry that he trembled.
"What a sharp-toothed girl!" Yuan Tiangang counted his fingers and also came down from the tree. "Looks like we're looking for."
Wind and rain millet was watched by the gangfeng gossip duo.
"Strange, I can't figure it out. Hiss~~~! Li Chunfeng was dumbfounded.
"How do you know that I'm a woman?" Wind and rain millet widened.
Yuan Tiangang saw that there was a sense of intelligence in her eyes, but her face was painted with some dirty things, covering her true face.
He smiled half in an incomprehensible way, the corners of his mouth hanging there pretending. "Old man stargazing at night......"
"Uncle, you are not very old, don't call yourself an old man." Wind and rain millet admonished. "I think you're not confused at best, right? Is it used to relying on the old and selling the old, this is not good, it is born from the heart, and if you age too fast in your heart, it will also affect your appearance. ”
She shook her head at his long beard and gray hair on top of his head.
Li Chunfeng was embarrassed there, and it was the first time someone said this about his highly respected master.
"Old man night watch...... Old man...... Uncle, I watch the stars at night,...... Yuan Tiangang felt that he was sadly disrupted by her, and his shrewd mind actually broke his work in front of a little girl today. He shook his head, ready to continue.
"Two uncles, if there is nothing wrong, I will leave first, there are still people waiting for help in front! There will be a period later! Wind and rain millet clenched his fists with both hands, turned around and ran.
"I'm so!" Someone in the back was smashing his chest.
"Master, people have stumbled, horses have misses...... No, I'm wrong, it's a man who misses his hand, and a horse who stumbles. She can run, the monk can't run the temple, we go to her house and wait for her! ”
The sky is blue, and the willows are still there. They watched from afar in the direction of the river embankment where the wind and rain had gone, and they had something to gain.
"What do you think of her?" The master asked.
The apprentice replied: "I am confused, and my mind is not open. ”
"I am happy to be pure-hearted, and I will not do anything unfavorable to my Datang. This woman is blessed with a deep fate, if it weren't for the fact that the two princes were interested in her, I would like to take her as your junior sister. ”
"No, master, didn't you say that men are not passed on to women?" Who is this fooling?
"Did I say that? Now the national highway will be changed, and the heroine King Wu will soon be a woman's world. It wouldn't be strange that our Qimen people would have a female physiognomy teacher. ”
Li Chunfeng suddenly felt that Yuan Tiangang was looking at him insidiously, and he couldn't help but shudder. Sure enough, the master spoke: "Don't you think that if there is a female priest working with you, it will get twice the result with half the effort?" Yuan Tiangang imagined his retirement, and he was complacent.
Li Chunfeng trembled and reminded the master, not daring to see his YY gaze again: "Master, we are here to help the two princes identify the side concubines, you think too much." ”
Yuan Tiangang cleared his throat and returned to a serious and decent appearance, as if what he said just now was not what he said.
"What do we say about the emperor?"
"Chunfeng, as you just said: people have misses, horses have stumbled. She was certainly not the Lady Lord, who was already in the palace. I really can't calculate the future of this one. She is either a person of great power or the so-called unspeakable person above. He looked up at the sky.
Li Chunfeng was clear. As top gods, although they can clearly distinguish yin and yang, and their skills are unparalleled, there are also places where they can't do it. There are places where immortals can't do it, let alone a mere Si Tianjian.
"Everything is in accordance with God's will." They decided not to meddle in the matter, and just go back and find an excuse to fool the emperor.
If the wind and rain millet knows that someone is calculating her future life, it would be strange if she didn't faint.